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« on: April 18, 2006, 06:42:25 PM »

http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/4/prweb372485.htm


Hoopeston, IL (PRWEB) April 14, 2006 -- Did you ever want to cast a spell for peace, love, hope and prosperity? Well Witch School is organizing an experimental global spell casting marathon for exactly that purpose. On May 5th, hundreds of active participants are dedicated to providing the magickal force that will help cast this world wide spell and energize the whole mystic field of the planet.

According to the Most Rev. Donald Lewis, “We are putting together a mystic group to energize the activated Crystal Web and help allow divine energy to channel through people. By allowing people to directly channel Celestial energy, we hope they may help themselves and others find love, hope, prosperity and even peace. In the simplest terms, we are creating a spell that allows people to do amazing things for others.”

Individuals can participate by casting their own spells, or they can utilize Witch School Mini Spells. They have created five spells, one for accessing the Crystal Web, and one for each Peace, Love, Hope and Prosperity. In fact, in order to expand the spell and bring in even more energy, they plan to give away spells on May 5th in some major cities starting with Chicago.

”We are working on this global spell as part of the one year anniversary of Mini-Spells. With these small packets of personal magic, we will help thousands to use magick, many for the first time”, according to Ed Hubbard, CEO of Witch School. He continues, “We will also have hundreds of Witches casting spells and adding new stones to our Crystal Web. It will allow anyone to cast their own spell for love, prosperity, hope and peace. Together this many spell casters will have a wonderful and yet unknown effect on this world. We will see signs and wonders if we are truly lucky.”

If magic is real, then in three weeks from today, Witch School will carry out this experiment in global magick and change the world. Then we will discover if we can simply wish into being love, peace, prosperity and hope for this world.

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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2006, 07:07:56 PM »

[sarcasm]WOW!  When do I get to sign up?  Tongue[/sarcasm]
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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2006, 07:35:55 PM »


Individuals can participate by casting their own spells, or they can utilize Witch School Mini Spells. They have created five spells, one for accessing the Crystal Web, and one for each Peace, Love, Hope and Prosperity. In fact, in order to expand the spell and bring in even more energy, they plan to give away spells on May 5th in some major cities starting with Chicago.


What a bunch of dilholes.  Everyone knows that "Mini-Spells" are supposed to be called 'cantrips' and that you just can't 'give away' spells, but you have to have training and know how to cast them.  Just read the AD&D manuals - they'll tell you!  Duh!

No seriously, I can't decide what is more scary - that people may actually take this "school" seriously or that it could actually give accredited educational units.
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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2006, 07:44:48 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2006, 09:26:45 PM »

KOstaNY where do you get this weird s--t?
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2006, 05:37:39 PM »

I love it that Witch School has a CEO (!)  
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« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2006, 07:51:59 AM »

I'm sure their IPO will spell-bind Wall Street.
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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2012, 06:46:31 PM »

that explains why the world is going to hell by default. These people cursed it.
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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2012, 07:14:01 PM »

Oh well, as long as they're sitting (or standing) around casting spells, at least they're not out on the roads  with those annoying "COEXIST" bumper stickers, so more power to 'em.
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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2012, 07:24:54 PM »

LOL
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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2012, 07:26:54 PM »

that explains why the world is going to hell by default. These people cursed it.

Their spells only return upon their own heads. What God has blessed cannot be cursed.
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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2012, 07:47:47 PM »

that explains why the world is going to hell by default. These people cursed it.

Their spells only return upon their own heads. What God has blessed cannot be cursed.
What if the spell is a blessing?
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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2012, 08:26:46 PM »

that explains why the world is going to hell by default. These people cursed it.

Their spells only return upon their own heads. What God has blessed cannot be cursed.
What if the spell is a blessing?

Is power which does not come from God every a blessing?
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« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2012, 08:28:58 PM »

If this includes tree branches as wands and flying brooms are used to play team sports, sign me up!!!  Grin
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« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2012, 08:36:12 PM »

If this includes tree branches as wands and flying brooms are used to play team sports, sign me up!!!  Grin

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« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2012, 09:55:30 PM »

that explains why the world is going to hell by default. These people cursed it.

Their spells only return upon their own heads. What God has blessed cannot be cursed.
What if the spell is a blessing?

Is power which does not come from God every a blessing?

to say that it would be a blasphemy. Only God's energies I consider blessings.
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« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2012, 12:42:09 AM »

that explains why the world is going to hell by default. These people cursed it.

Their spells only return upon their own heads. What God has blessed cannot be cursed.
What if the spell is a blessing?

Is power which does not come from God every a blessing?
Can Satan be the source of a blessing?
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« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2012, 12:49:34 AM »

that explains why the world is going to hell by default. These people cursed it.

Their spells only return upon their own heads. What God has blessed cannot be cursed.
What if the spell is a blessing?

Is power which does not come from God every a blessing?
Can Satan be the source of a blessing?

That's another question. (And the answer is no.) Tweety was referring to power. If pagans ask their gods for something and they get it, it is because the true God has given it or allowed it, not the pagan gods. In other instances, by the power of the true God, pagan priests and prophets have been powerless to escape the sword of a true prophet of the true God, St. Elias. They would do well to take heed as St. Elias will be back.
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« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2012, 07:29:49 PM »

that explains why the world is going to hell by default. These people cursed it.

Their spells only return upon their own heads. What God has blessed cannot be cursed.
What if the spell is a blessing?

Is power which does not come from God every a blessing?
Can Satan be the source of a blessing?


no. never.
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« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2012, 07:34:54 PM »

that explains why the world is going to hell by default. These people cursed it.

Their spells only return upon their own heads. What God has blessed cannot be cursed.
What if the spell is a blessing?

Is power which does not come from God every a blessing?
Can Satan be the source of a blessing?

That's another question. (And the answer is no.) Tweety was referring to power. If pagans ask their gods for something and they get it, it is because the true God has given it or allowed it, not the pagan gods. In other instances, by the power of the true God, pagan priests and prophets have been powerless to escape the sword of a true prophet of the true God, St. Elias. They would do well to take heed as St. Elias will be back.


why are you getting me involved in this?. I never said anything about power.
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« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2012, 02:16:13 AM »

Good thing we're not of this world  Wink
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« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2012, 02:44:22 AM »

They totally don't have enough mana buffs to pull this off
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« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2012, 03:49:56 AM »

Ok, anyone who lives in the area, bring holy water to the school.
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« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2012, 06:32:45 AM »

This thread is from 2006.
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« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2012, 01:31:45 AM »

This thread is from 2006.

Apparently, time does not matter anymore. So, pass the red eggs and sausages and party like it's 1999.
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