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HELP! I'M DROWNING IN GAY MARRIAGE THREADS!
« on: Yesterday at 03:27:42 PM »
I think the subject says it all.
Guys! They're not intercoursing. It's just an unfortunate angle.

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Re: HELP! I'M DROWNING IN GAY MARRIAGE THREADS!
« Reply #1 on: Yesterday at 03:28:31 PM »
OMG mine must have sent you over the edge!
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Re: HELP! I'M DROWNING IN GAY MARRIAGE THREADS!
« Reply #2 on: Yesterday at 03:31:39 PM »
I think the subject says it all.

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Re: HELP! I'M DROWNING IN GAY MARRIAGE THREADS!
« Reply #3 on: Yesterday at 03:37:15 PM »
I think the subject says it all.

Your avatar would suggest you don't mind them at all.
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Re: HELP! I'M DROWNING IN GAY MARRIAGE THREADS!
« Reply #4 on: Yesterday at 03:39:15 PM »
I think the subject says it all.

Your avatar would suggest you don't mind them at all.
I hope your cat gets burned up by a fire breathing horse.
Guys! They're not intercoursing. It's just an unfortunate angle.

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« Reply #5 on: Yesterday at 03:41:18 PM »
I blame Papist. He informed us that he's not an ugly guy. Everything went havoc after that.
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« Reply #6 on: Yesterday at 03:50:38 PM »
I blame Papist. He informed us that he's not an ugly guy. Everything went havoc after that.

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Re: HELP! I'M DROWNING IN GAY MARRIAGE THREADS!
« Reply #7 on: Yesterday at 03:52:42 PM »
I blame Papist. He informed us that he's not an ugly guy. Everything went havoc after that.

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Re: HELP! I'M DROWNING IN GAY MARRIAGE THREADS!
« Reply #8 on: Yesterday at 03:54:31 PM »
I never heard of someone dying because of drowning in an ocean made of rainbows. You'll be fine.
I will continue to label myself Christian, and Anglican, in respect for my baptism. Even though I still struggle with doubts. I don't believe it is fair to dismiss it that easily because of some doubt.

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Re: HELP! I'M DROWNING IN GAY MARRIAGE THREADS!
« Reply #9 on: Yesterday at 03:55:13 PM »
I never heard of someone dying because of drowning in an ocean made of rainbows. You'll be fine.

The rainbow came after months after all the people drowned.
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« Reply #11 on: Yesterday at 03:56:53 PM »
I never heard of someone dying because of drowning in an ocean made of rainbows. You'll be fine.

The rainbow came after months after all the people drowned.

Which means that the people will not drown again.
I will continue to label myself Christian, and Anglican, in respect for my baptism. Even though I still struggle with doubts. I don't believe it is fair to dismiss it that easily because of some doubt.

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Re: HELP! I'M DROWNING IN GAY MARRIAGE THREADS!
« Reply #13 on: Yesterday at 03:58:03 PM »
I never heard of someone dying because of drowning in an ocean made of rainbows. You'll be fine.

The rainbow came after months after all the people drowned.

Which means that the people will not drown again.

God still left his other options open. 
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Re: HELP! I'M DROWNING IN GAY MARRIAGE THREADS!
« Reply #15 on: Yesterday at 03:59:55 PM »
I never heard of someone dying because of drowning in an ocean made of rainbows. You'll be fine.

The rainbow came after months after all the people drowned.

Which means that the people will not drown again.

God still left his other options open.
All things being equal, I think I would rather drown in rainbows.  :o

Guys! They're not intercoursing. It's just an unfortunate angle.

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« Reply #16 on: Yesterday at 04:01:14 PM »
I never heard of someone dying because of drowning in an ocean made of rainbows. You'll be fine.

The rainbow came after months after all the people drowned.

Which means that the people will not drown again.

God still left his other options open.

I guess so.
I will continue to label myself Christian, and Anglican, in respect for my baptism. Even though I still struggle with doubts. I don't believe it is fair to dismiss it that easily because of some doubt.

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« Reply #17 on: Yesterday at 04:11:31 PM »
I blame Papist. He informed us that he's not an ugly guy. Everything went havoc after that.

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Re: HELP! I'M DROWNING IN GAY MARRIAGE THREADS!
« Reply #18 on: Yesterday at 04:12:47 PM »
To the OP: you'll be fine, just drink some water.

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« Reply #20 on: Today at 12:33:42 AM »
I blame Papist. He informed us that he's not an ugly guy. Everything went havoc after that.

Why can't I quit you?


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Re: HELP! I'M DROWNING IN GAY MARRIAGE THREADS!
« Reply #21 on: Today at 12:47:14 AM »
I think the subject says it all.
When you get overwhelmed by all the threads, think something different, like all we are finding out about Ceres and Pluto.
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