Topic: Random Postings

[Shiny]

I turned up at my first ever Typika service today, only to find out that our church had been broken into a few days ago. Rats.

Lol at the avatar, is that a powerpuff girl?

It's a Potterpuff. 'The Lot of Severus Snape.'

Lol I know nothing about Harry Potter

[Asteriktos]

Organ donor!?

Sir, if your organs go into another, when the resurrection comes, who gets your organs?

I made a typo in that post, but anyway...

I'll gladly share my organs in the afterlife. If God has to keep me hooked up to machines because he can't miracle-make me a new liver or whatever, well that's the price you pay for being nice. That'd suck if I was blind though.

Not that my organs will probably be much good by the time I'm done with them.  

[TheTrisagion]

I'm working on preserving my liver by pickling it.  That way, it will be preserved longer when they do the transplant.  I'm very considerate about such things. 

[hecma925]

That makes perfect sense to me.  Pickles last a long time.

[Asteriktos]

They lose their crunchiness after a while though. You want to keep your liver crunchy.

[hecma925]

True, but still edible.  As long as the center is crisp, it's ok for transplant.  I think the surgeon tests it out to make sure.

[Gunnarr]

hey youe people

anyone remember that one thread from that one poster from that one time where he asked if he can dress up like a monk with a robe in church?

where is this thread?

I want to read it for good times sake

That poster was, funnily enough, the guy who posted directly above you  Here's the thread.

thank you! and oh would have never imagined, i think it is from the profile picture of that poster, of a girl, for some reason I imagine him being a girl because of it.

and mor ephraim to be some kind of egyptian pharoah patriarch thing

and alpo to be some role playing person who likes to dress up in late style bishop clothes

[Arachne]

True, but still edible.

Only with fava beans and a nice Chianti, of course.

[TheTrisagion]

True, but still edible.

Only with fava beans and a nice Chianti, of course.

I am disturbed at the amount of discussion on eating my liver.  I already told you all, it is being preserved for potential donation!

[Asteriktos]

True, but still edible.

Only with fava beans and a nice Chianti, of course.

I am disturbed at the amount of discussion on eating my liver.  I already told you all, it is being preserved for potential donation!

Why not put it up for auction here at oc.net, with the money going to charity? As the Gospel truly says: "Greater love has no one than this: to give up one's liver for one's friends."

[hecma925]

True, but still edible.

Only with fava beans and a nice Chianti, of course.

I am disturbed at the amount of discussion on eating my liver.  I already told you all, it is being preserved for potential donation!

Donate to a food bank.

[Arachne]

True, but still edible.

Only with fava beans and a nice Chianti, of course.

I am disturbed at the amount of discussion on eating my liver.  I already told you all, it is being preserved for potential donation!

Donate to a food bank.

And then come over for steak and kidney pie. Or something.

[TheTrisagion]

True, but still edible.

Only with fava beans and a nice Chianti, of course.

I am disturbed at the amount of discussion on eating my liver.  I already told you all, it is being preserved for potential donation!

Why not put it up for auction here at oc.net, with the money going to charity? As the Gospel truly says: "Greater love has no one than this: to give up one's liver for one's friends."

I would, but it is against the law to sell one's organs.  I must begrudgingly submit to the rule of law on this one.

[Asteriktos]

I know a lawyer, one Saul Goodman, who knows a guy who knows a guy, who can help with this. You just stay off the drink until the deal is done, then we'll talk more. If someone shows up at your house and does some "diagnostic testing," just go along with it, ok?

[hecma925]

I know a lawyer, one Saul Goodman, who knows a guy who knows a guy, who can help with this. You just stay off the drink until the deal is done, then we'll talk more. If someone shows up at your house and does some "diagnostic testing," just go along with it, ok?

I imagine you saying this with a horrible Newarkian pseudo-Italian accent. Capisce?

[augustin717]

I don't think Chicago has seen such heat this summer as yesterday and today.

[Asteriktos]

Fun fact of the day: the city of Liberal, Kansas votes overwhelmingly Republican (70.5% in the last presidential election). You can't always judge a book by its cover.

[Arachne]

Fun fact of the day: the city of Liberal, Kansas votes overwhelmingly Republican (70.5% in the last presidential election). You can't always judge a book by its cover.

Or a city by its signs. That Austrian place we all know about tops that list.

[augustin717]

Fun fact of the day: the city of Liberal, Kansas votes overwhelmingly Republican (70.5% in the last presidential election). You can't always judge a book by its cover.

Or a city by its signs. That Austrian place we all know about tops that list.

There is also Pula in Croatia.

[NightOwl]

Someone called me three times today, from a number with the same area code as me, but I didn't answer because I didn't recognize the number. The fourth time I did answer, and someone who sounded like a little girl asked, "Who is this?" I replied and she hung up. I tried calling back but it said the number had been disconnected.

 

[NightOwl]

Tried calling the same number with someone else's phone and it went through to voicemail. Can anyone explain this phenomenon?

[Arachne]

Tried calling the same number with someone else's phone and it went through to voicemail. Can anyone explain this phenomenon?

Your number's been blocked?

[NightOwl]

Tried calling the same number with someone else's phone and it went through to voicemail. Can anyone explain this phenomenon?

Your number's been blocked?

So it would seem. Weird.

[PeterTheAleut]

Rats like peanut butter.

[Arachne]

I'd rather have been spared that last pic. >_<

[TheTrisagion]

I'd rather have been spared that last pic. >_<

QFT

[hecma925]

Hmmm, rat already stuffed with a delicate peanut sauce?  Good to go

[Arachne]

We were plagued by a family of mice a couple of years ago. We tried the humane traps with peanut butter, but they were too smart for them. I didn't want sprung traps because I didn't want to have to clean blood and guts first thing in the morning. Eventually, we had to put down poison. It worked well, within a couple of days - two of them liked the bait so much that they died still inside the containers. But there was one, the smallest, who didn't eat enough to die quickly and thrashed about the kitchen floor for a couple of hours. I don't ever want to deal with that again.

[hecma925]

When I was a child, we had field mice come in our house and we used glue traps.  That was really bizarre having to throw out a live mouse into the forest.  The box said the glue degrades so the mouse eventually escapes.  I'm not so sure about that.  Better a spring trap than starving to death.

[J Michael]

Hmmm, rat already stuffed with a delicate peanut sauce?  Good to go

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More recipes, please....

[Arachne]

Hmmm, rat already stuffed with a delicate peanut sauce?  Good to go

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More recipes, please....

Ratatouille?

[Romaios]

Hmmm, rat already stuffed with a delicate peanut sauce?  Good to go

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More recipes, please....

Ratatouille?

Rat-au-van

[hecma925]

Hmmm, rat already stuffed with a delicate peanut sauce?  Good to go

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More recipes, please....

Ratatouille?

An excellent side with a char-grilled rat, seasoned with herbes de Provence.  And a nice Rhone red wine to drink.  But for a rat stuffed with peanut sauce, perhaps a nice Thai-inspired salad, dressed with fresh kumquat juice/fish sauce.  The rat in this case would also be grilled, but the sweetness of the peanut will offset the acidity and strength of the sauce.  For this, Chang beer will pair wonderfully with its soft mouthfeel and pleasant effervescence.

[TheTrisagion]

Just got off the phone with two different families who lost their children in a car accident.  Somedays, my job really sucks. 

Lord, have mercy.

[biro]

Just got off the phone with two different families who lost their children in a car accident.  Somedays, my job really sucks. 

Lord, have mercy.

 

[Asteriktos]

Just got off the phone with two different families who lost their children in a car accident.  Somedays, my job really sucks. 

Lord, have mercy.

Yeah... 

[Asteriktos]

Welcome back, OC.net.

[That person]

So yesterday at catechism class, I met a cute girl who goes to a community college in Mississippi. She actually initiated conversation with me after class, which is super rare and a really pleasant surprise. She mentioned that she was going to Vespers tonight, and that I really ought to come. Now, I have an evening class on Wednesdays, and while Vespers didn't directly conflict with it, I was pretty behind on the reading. But I decided to go anyway. I got her number and got an A on the exam. And worshiping God and stuff.

It was a good, good day.

[TheTrisagion]

Just got off the phone with two different families who lost their children in a car accident.  Somedays, my job really sucks. 

Lord, have mercy.

Yeah... 

Sorry for harshing the mellow. 

[TheTrisagion]

So yesterday at catechism class, I met a cute girl who goes to a community college in Mississippi. She actually initiated conversation with me after class, which is super rare and a really pleasant surprise. She mentioned that she was going to Vespers tonight, and that I really ought to come. Now, I have an evening class on Wednesdays, and while Vespers didn't directly conflict with it, I was pretty behind on the reading. But I decided to go anyway. I got her number and got an A on the exam. And worshiping God and stuff.

It was a good, good day.

[hecma925]

One of my German Shepherds is odd in that she will look up in the sky and stare at airplanes as they fly overhead.  She'll also stare up at the ceiling until you look up, as if it were a joke.  My other two dogs do not do this.

[Shiny]

So yesterday at catechism class, I met a cute girl who goes to a community college in Mississippi. She actually initiated conversation with me after class, which is super rare and a really pleasant surprise. She mentioned that she was going to Vespers tonight, and that I really ought to come. Now, I have an evening class on Wednesdays, and while Vespers didn't directly conflict with it, I was pretty behind on the reading. But I decided to go anyway. I got her number and got an A on the exam. And worshiping God and stuff.

It was a good, good day.

This owns.

Nice!

[Gunnarr]

So yesterday at catechism class, I met a cute girl who goes to a community college in Mississippi. She actually initiated conversation with me after class, which is super rare and a really pleasant surprise. She mentioned that she was going to Vespers tonight, and that I really ought to come. Now, I have an evening class on Wednesdays, and while Vespers didn't directly conflict with it, I was pretty behind on the reading. But I decided to go anyway. I got her number and got an A on the exam. And worshiping God and stuff.

It was a good, good day.

the sexes better have been seperated, or were you staring at her the whole time!!! 

[Asteriktos]

So yesterday at catechism class, I met a cute girl who goes to a community college in Mississippi. She actually initiated conversation with me after class, which is super rare and a really pleasant surprise. She mentioned that she was going to Vespers tonight, and that I really ought to come. Now, I have an evening class on Wednesdays, and while Vespers didn't directly conflict with it, I was pretty behind on the reading. But I decided to go anyway. I got her number and got an A on the exam. And worshiping God and stuff.

It was a good, good day.

A relationship/dating/whatever success story. On oc.net.    Good job!

[Asteriktos]

It's hard to seriously consider [a position], or even taken [that position] seriously, when you can't stand most of the people who hold to [that position]. It's like [that position] turns people into butthats... though perhaps it's that butthats are just naturally attracted to [that position].

As for what made me annoyed this morning, put "atheism" in the brackets.