Topic: Random Postings

[JamesR]

Any advice to not screw this up? Because let's face it; chances are I'm going to have a very difficult time finding another marriagable Orthodox female my age. I have to hold onto this one.

[That person]

No. If you're ever looking to screw up a relationship with a crush though, I've got ample experience there. Just try to relax a bit I suppose. And check out this thread.

[sheenj]

Any advice to not screw this up? Because let's face it; chances are I'm going to have a very difficult time finding another marriagable Orthodox female my age. I have to hold onto this one.

Hope to God that she doesn't see this post?

[Shiny]

  James is growing up.

Now don't ask me for relationship advice.

[William]

I think you're forgetting to tell us how she reacted.

[JamesR]

I think you're forgetting to tell us how she reacted.

She smiled, blushed and said thanks.

[Antonis]

I only have one question: how long is her prayer rope?

[Asteriktos]

Had a 5 page report to do on the apollo moon missions. Final paper that I turned in was about 1 1/2 pages.  Feels bad man.

[Asteriktos]

I only have one question: how long is her prayer rope?

So have you asked her out to an akathist yet? Be careful, you don't want to come on too strong... perhaps a canon would be best for the first time?

[Shiny]

I think you're forgetting to tell us how she reacted.

Is her body ready?

[Cyrillic]

Success!!! So, I finally got over my social awkwardness around the opposite sex and approached the very beautiful blonde girl after Church whom I've had my eye on for quite a while. Sat next to her during coffee hour, shot the breeze, made her laugh, went to Church-school together with her, then romantically walked together outside and told her that she was very pretty before we departed. Next week I'm going to ask for her phone number.

"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

[Cyrillic]

Had a 5 page report to do on the apollo moon missions. Final paper that I turned in was about 1 1/2 pages.  Feels bad man.

You should have taken a larger type size.

[Cyrillic]

I only have one question: how long is her prayer rope?

I could make a lot of jokes about the length of a prayer rope but I'll refrain from doing so 

[Cyrillic]

Any advice to not screw this up? Because let's face it; chances are I'm going to have a very difficult time finding another marriagable Orthodox female my age. I have to hold onto this one.

Hope to God that she doesn't see this post?

Sometimes I think people I know IRL are watching my posts, but then again that's a silly thought. You're just making him paranoid. Besides, there are no girls on the internet.

[Antonis]

I only have one question: how long is her prayer rope?

I could make a lot of jokes about the length of a prayer rope but I'll refrain from doing so 

In that case I hope she doesn't have a prayer rope. Let's just assume her nous is already praying unceasingly without any worldly aid.

[orthonorm]

Had a 5 page report to do on the apollo moon missions. Final paper that I turned in was about 1 1/2 pages.  Feels bad man.

Is this you posting from two and half decades ago?

[Ansgar]

Has anybody noticed that many of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century were jews?

[JamesR]

Has anybody noticed that many of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century were jews?

Roseanne Arnold?

[Ansgar]

Has anybody noticed that many of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century were jews?

Roseanne Arnold?

Well, yes. Together with Fanny Brice, the Marx Brothers and Victor Borge. I'm sure there are others.

[Asteriktos]

Had a 5 page report to do on the apollo moon missions. Final paper that I turned in was about 1 1/2 pages.  Feels bad man.

Is this you posting from two and half decades ago?

Well Pluto is still a planet in our material, so...

[vamrat]

Had a 5 page report to do on the apollo moon missions. Final paper that I turned in was about 1 1/2 pages.  Feels bad man.

Is this you posting from two and half decades ago?

Well Pluto is still a planet in our material, so...

Pluto is still a planet.  And I'll eviscerate anyone who says otherwise.

[Asteriktos]

Sure it is. Of course.

A dwarf planet.

[Asteriktos]

While reading this forum over the past 24 hours, I don't know how many times I've said to myself the "You can lead a horse to water..." line. *shakes head*

[JamesRottnek]

Has anybody noticed that many of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century were jews?

Roseanne Arnold?

Well, yes. Together with Fanny Brice, the Marx Brothers and Victor Borge. I'm sure there are others.

Leonard Cohen

[Ansgar]

Has anybody noticed that many of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century were jews?

Roseanne Arnold?

Well, yes. Together with Fanny Brice, the Marx Brothers and Victor Borge. I'm sure there are others.

Leonard Cohen

Ooh, I like him.

[JamesRottnek]

Has anybody noticed that many of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century were jews?

Roseanne Arnold?

Well, yes. Together with Fanny Brice, the Marx Brothers and Victor Borge. I'm sure there are others.

Leonard Cohen

Ooh, I like him.

Those who don't will inevitably die with nothing but a cardboard box to their name; a sad end to an lonely, meaningless existence.

[Asteriktos]

The lack of Mel Brooks in this thread is disturbing.

[Ansgar]

The lack of Mel Brooks in this thread is disturbing.

You asked for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo

[Fr.Aidan]

Zero Mostel. Sammy Davis, Jr. Neil Diamond. Art Garfunkel. Bob Dylan (Robert Zimmerman). Lenny Kravitz. The Beastie Boys. James Franco. Jake Gyllenhaal. Daniel Day-Lewis. Scarlet Johansson. Dustin Hoffman. Harrison Ford. Adam Sandler. Shia LeBoeuf. Joaquin Phoenix. Paul Rudd. Daniel Radcliffe. Kirk Douglas. Lauren Bacall. Goldie Hawn. Barbara Streisand. James Caan. Jeff Goldblum. Sacha Baron Cohen. Sara Paxton. Richard Dreyfuss... out of time.

[Cyrillic]

Of all those Jews I only recognised Bob Dylan.

[vamrat]

Sure it is. Of course.

A dwarf planet.

I don't care what type of planet people want to call it but whenever ignorant window lickers say it's not a planet I just want to fly them out to the holy iceball, make them wet their genitals and stick them to the surface then fly back home leaving them there stuck to that winter wonderland in planetary form.

[Cyrillic]

It's hard to find a good hat these days. I went to a fancy clothing store in town and asked for a hat. At first they laughed and then they came with stupid baseball caps and those things that homeless people and hipsters tend to wear. It's outrageous.

[Ansgar]

It's hard to find a good hat these days. I went to a fancy clothing store in town and asked for a hat. At first they laughed and then they came with stupid baseball caps and those things that homeless people and hipsters tend to wear. It's outrageous.

Hey, at least you can wear a hat. Whenever I try wearing a hat, people always tell me I look weird.

[Cyrillic]

It's hard to find a good hat these days. I went to a fancy clothing store in town and asked for a hat. At first they laughed and then they came with stupid baseball caps and those things that homeless people and hipsters tend to wear. It's outrageous.

Hey, at least you can wear a hat. Whenever I try wearing a hat, people always tell me I look weird.

You should ignore them. They're just jealous.

[J Michael]

It's hard to find a good hat these days. I went to a fancy clothing store in town and asked for a hat. At first they laughed and then they came with stupid baseball caps and those things that homeless people and hipsters tend to wear. It's outrageous.

These seem to be "in' these days:


Surprised you can't find one.  Where do you live??

[Cyrillic]

Lord, have mercy! That "hat" is awful. It's even worse than my red disco hat.

[Romaios]

^ Looks like a proletarian's hat.

[J Michael]

^ Looks like a proletarian's hat.

U got sumpin ginst proletwhateverians??

[J Michael]

Lord, have mercy! That "hat" is awful. It's even worse than my red disco hat.

This better?

[J Michael]

Lord, have mercy! That "hat" is awful. It's even worse than my red disco hat.

Or maybe this one suits you better?

[Hiwot]

Lord, have mercy! That "hat" is awful. It's even worse than my red disco hat.

your red hat is cute

you should try this one also, to be worn only when you are going to the library.

[orthonorm]

Zero Mostel. Sammy Davis, Jr. Neil Diamond. Art Garfunkel. Bob Dylan (Robert Zimmerman). Lenny Kravitz. The Beastie Boys. James Franco. Jake Gyllenhaal. Daniel Day-Lewis. Scarlet Johansson. Dustin Hoffman. Harrison Ford. Adam Sandler. Shia LeBoeuf. Joaquin Phoenix. Paul Rudd. Daniel Radcliffe. Kirk Douglas. Lauren Bacall. Goldie Hawn. Barbara Streisand. James Caan. Jeff Goldblum. Sacha Baron Cohen. Sara Paxton. Richard Dreyfuss... out of time.

The trifecta for making known a particular Jewishness:

Philip Roth
Howard Stern
Larry David

[Cyrillic]

Ugh, baseball caps. But Tom and Jerry is OK.

[J Michael]

Ugh, baseball caps. But Tom and Jerry is OK.

We have this in your size.  Perfect for making the "right" impression:

[choy]

Has anybody noticed that many of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century were jews?

Yes, I think half of Hollywood Movie wedding portrayals are in some way Jewish.  Or that there is always a Jewish character who'd do something Jewish in a movie or TV series.

I think it was Family Guy or SouthPark who had a line that said, "C'mon Jews!  Let's show these Scientologists who really owns Hollywood!"