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« Reply #14535 on: February 17, 2013, 07:19:38 PM »

 Cry James is growing up.

Now don't ask me for relationship advice.
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« Reply #14536 on: February 17, 2013, 09:23:28 PM »

I think you're forgetting to tell us how she reacted.
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« Reply #14537 on: February 17, 2013, 10:04:56 PM »

I think you're forgetting to tell us how she reacted.

She smiled, blushed and said thanks.
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« Reply #14538 on: February 18, 2013, 12:29:45 AM »

I only have one question: how long is her prayer rope?
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« Reply #14539 on: February 18, 2013, 02:53:20 AM »

Had a 5 page report to do on the apollo moon missions. Final paper that I turned in was about 1 1/2 pages.  Feels bad man.
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« Reply #14540 on: February 18, 2013, 02:54:23 AM »

I only have one question: how long is her prayer rope?

So have you asked her out to an akathist yet? Be careful, you don't want to come on too strong... perhaps a canon would be best for the first time?
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« Reply #14541 on: February 18, 2013, 04:40:05 AM »

I think you're forgetting to tell us how she reacted.
Is her body ready?
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« Reply #14542 on: February 18, 2013, 05:58:52 AM »

Success!!! So, I finally got over my social awkwardness around the opposite sex and approached the very beautiful blonde girl after Church whom I've had my eye on for quite a while. Sat next to her during coffee hour, shot the breeze, made her laugh, went to Church-school together with her, then romantically walked together outside and told her that she was very pretty before we departed. Next week I'm going to ask for her phone number.

"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
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« Reply #14543 on: February 18, 2013, 07:11:02 AM »

Had a 5 page report to do on the apollo moon missions. Final paper that I turned in was about 1 1/2 pages.  Feels bad man.

You should have taken a larger type size.
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« Reply #14544 on: February 18, 2013, 07:37:26 AM »

I only have one question: how long is her prayer rope?

I could make a lot of jokes about the length of a prayer rope but I'll refrain from doing so  police
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« Reply #14545 on: February 18, 2013, 07:38:56 AM »

Any advice to not screw this up? Because let's face it; chances are I'm going to have a very difficult time finding another marriagable Orthodox female my age. I have to hold onto this one.

Hope to God that she doesn't see this post?

Sometimes I think people I know IRL are watching my posts, but then again that's a silly thought. You're just making him paranoid. Besides, there are no girls on the internet.
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« Reply #14546 on: February 18, 2013, 12:13:13 PM »

I only have one question: how long is her prayer rope?

I could make a lot of jokes about the length of a prayer rope but I'll refrain from doing so  police
In that case I hope she doesn't have a prayer rope. Let's just assume her nous is already praying unceasingly without any worldly aid.
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« Reply #14547 on: February 18, 2013, 02:45:11 PM »

Had a 5 page report to do on the apollo moon missions. Final paper that I turned in was about 1 1/2 pages.  Feels bad man.

Is this you posting from two and half decades ago?
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« Reply #14548 on: February 18, 2013, 04:29:32 PM »

Has anybody noticed that many of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century were jews?
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« Reply #14549 on: February 18, 2013, 04:38:19 PM »

Has anybody noticed that many of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century were jews?

Roseanne Arnold?
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« Reply #14550 on: February 18, 2013, 04:42:51 PM »

Has anybody noticed that many of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century were jews?

Roseanne Arnold?

Well, yes. Together with Fanny Brice, the Marx Brothers and Victor Borge. I'm sure there are others.
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« Reply #14551 on: February 18, 2013, 05:20:49 PM »

Had a 5 page report to do on the apollo moon missions. Final paper that I turned in was about 1 1/2 pages.  Feels bad man.

Is this you posting from two and half decades ago?

Well Pluto is still a planet in our material, so...
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« Reply #14552 on: February 18, 2013, 05:27:53 PM »

Had a 5 page report to do on the apollo moon missions. Final paper that I turned in was about 1 1/2 pages.  Feels bad man.

Is this you posting from two and half decades ago?

Well Pluto is still a planet in our material, so...

Pluto is still a planet.  And I'll eviscerate anyone who says otherwise.
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« Reply #14553 on: February 18, 2013, 05:28:46 PM »

Sure it is. Of course.

A dwarf planet.
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« Reply #14554 on: February 18, 2013, 05:32:48 PM »

While reading this forum over the past 24 hours, I don't know how many times I've said to myself the "You can lead a horse to water..." line. *shakes head*
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« Reply #14555 on: February 18, 2013, 05:39:11 PM »

Has anybody noticed that many of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century were jews?

Roseanne Arnold?

Well, yes. Together with Fanny Brice, the Marx Brothers and Victor Borge. I'm sure there are others.

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« Reply #14556 on: February 18, 2013, 05:46:46 PM »

Has anybody noticed that many of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century were jews?

Roseanne Arnold?

Well, yes. Together with Fanny Brice, the Marx Brothers and Victor Borge. I'm sure there are others.

Leonard Cohen

Ooh, I like him.
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« Reply #14557 on: February 18, 2013, 06:00:40 PM »

Has anybody noticed that many of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century were jews?

Roseanne Arnold?

Well, yes. Together with Fanny Brice, the Marx Brothers and Victor Borge. I'm sure there are others.

Leonard Cohen

Ooh, I like him.

Those who don't will inevitably die with nothing but a cardboard box to their name; a sad end to an lonely, meaningless existence.
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« Reply #14558 on: February 18, 2013, 06:14:23 PM »

The lack of Mel Brooks in this thread is disturbing.
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« Reply #14559 on: February 18, 2013, 06:16:24 PM »

The lack of Mel Brooks in this thread is disturbing.

You asked for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo
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« Reply #14560 on: February 18, 2013, 09:50:29 PM »

Zero Mostel. Sammy Davis, Jr. Neil Diamond. Art Garfunkel. Bob Dylan (Robert Zimmerman). Lenny Kravitz. The Beastie Boys. James Franco. Jake Gyllenhaal. Daniel Day-Lewis. Scarlet Johansson. Dustin Hoffman. Harrison Ford. Adam Sandler. Shia LeBoeuf. Joaquin Phoenix. Paul Rudd. Daniel Radcliffe. Kirk Douglas. Lauren Bacall. Goldie Hawn. Barbara Streisand. James Caan. Jeff Goldblum. Sacha Baron Cohen. Sara Paxton. Richard Dreyfuss... out of time.
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« Reply #14561 on: February 19, 2013, 10:55:39 AM »

Of all those Jews I only recognised Bob Dylan.
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« Reply #14562 on: February 19, 2013, 12:33:44 PM »

Sure it is. Of course.

A dwarf planet.

I don't care what type of planet people want to call it but whenever ignorant window lickers say it's not a planet I just want to fly them out to the holy iceball, make them wet their genitals and stick them to the surface then fly back home leaving them there stuck to that winter wonderland in planetary form.
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« Reply #14563 on: February 19, 2013, 02:21:57 PM »

It's hard to find a good hat these days. I went to a fancy clothing store in town and asked for a hat. At first they laughed and then they came with stupid baseball caps and those things that homeless people and hipsters tend to wear. It's outrageous.
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« Reply #14564 on: February 19, 2013, 02:24:13 PM »

It's hard to find a good hat these days. I went to a fancy clothing store in town and asked for a hat. At first they laughed and then they came with stupid baseball caps and those things that homeless people and hipsters tend to wear. It's outrageous.

Hey, at least you can wear a hat. Whenever I try wearing a hat, people always tell me I look weird.
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« Reply #14565 on: February 19, 2013, 02:31:45 PM »

It's hard to find a good hat these days. I went to a fancy clothing store in town and asked for a hat. At first they laughed and then they came with stupid baseball caps and those things that homeless people and hipsters tend to wear. It's outrageous.

Hey, at least you can wear a hat. Whenever I try wearing a hat, people always tell me I look weird.

You should ignore them. They're just jealous.
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It's hard to find a good hat these days. I went to a fancy clothing store in town and asked for a hat. At first they laughed and then they came with stupid baseball caps and those things that homeless people and hipsters tend to wear. It's outrageous.

These seem to be "in' these days:


Surprised you can't find one.  Where do you live??
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« Reply #14567 on: February 19, 2013, 02:37:48 PM »

Lord, have mercy! That "hat" is awful. It's even worse than my red disco hat.
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« Reply #14568 on: February 19, 2013, 02:44:22 PM »

^ Looks like a proletarian's hat.
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« Reply #14569 on: February 19, 2013, 02:55:27 PM »

^ Looks like a proletarian's hat.

U got sumpin ginst proletwhateverians?? Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #14570 on: February 19, 2013, 02:56:29 PM »

Lord, have mercy! That "hat" is awful. It's even worse than my red disco hat.

This better?
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« Reply #14571 on: February 19, 2013, 02:57:53 PM »

Lord, have mercy! That "hat" is awful. It's even worse than my red disco hat.

Or maybe this one suits you better?
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« Reply #14572 on: February 19, 2013, 02:58:34 PM »

Lord, have mercy! That "hat" is awful. It's even worse than my red disco hat.

your red hat is cute Smiley

you should try this one also, to be worn only when you are going to the library. Grin
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« Reply #14573 on: February 19, 2013, 02:59:39 PM »

Zero Mostel. Sammy Davis, Jr. Neil Diamond. Art Garfunkel. Bob Dylan (Robert Zimmerman). Lenny Kravitz. The Beastie Boys. James Franco. Jake Gyllenhaal. Daniel Day-Lewis. Scarlet Johansson. Dustin Hoffman. Harrison Ford. Adam Sandler. Shia LeBoeuf. Joaquin Phoenix. Paul Rudd. Daniel Radcliffe. Kirk Douglas. Lauren Bacall. Goldie Hawn. Barbara Streisand. James Caan. Jeff Goldblum. Sacha Baron Cohen. Sara Paxton. Richard Dreyfuss... out of time.

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« Reply #14574 on: February 19, 2013, 03:00:01 PM »

Ugh, baseball caps. But Tom and Jerry is OK.
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« Reply #14575 on: February 19, 2013, 03:01:05 PM »

Ugh, baseball caps. But Tom and Jerry is OK.

We have this in your size.  Perfect for making the "right" impression:
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« Reply #14576 on: February 19, 2013, 03:01:11 PM »

Has anybody noticed that many of the greatest entertainers of the 20th century were jews?

Yes, I think half of Hollywood Movie wedding portrayals are in some way Jewish.  Or that there is always a Jewish character who'd do something Jewish in a movie or TV series.

I think it was Family Guy or SouthPark who had a line that said, "C'mon Jews!  Let's show these Scientologists who really owns Hollywood!"
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« Reply #14577 on: February 19, 2013, 03:02:07 PM »

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« Reply #14578 on: February 19, 2013, 03:02:23 PM »

Ugh, baseball caps. But Tom and Jerry is OK.

We have this in your size.  Perfect for making the "right" impression:


Now that's what I'm talking about. Pity I threw up in my pimp hat.
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-Willem Elschot, 'The Marriage'.
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Older than dirt; dumber than a box of rocks; colossally ignorant; a little crazy ;-)
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Lord, have mercy! I live under a rock. Alleluia!


« Reply #14579 on: February 19, 2013, 03:02:43 PM »

Of all those Jews I only recognised Bob Dylan.

You're either *very* young or very sheltered.  Grin
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"Sometimes you're the windshield.  Sometimes you're the bug." ~ Mark Knopfler (?)
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