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One day we will talk about why people fetishize children, but for now I'll keep on the side of humanity that doesn't think the height of life is a drinking a juice box and eating a tater tot while defecating in their pants.
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« Reply #14491 on: February 14, 2013, 01:44:15 PM » |
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« Reply #14493 on: February 14, 2013, 02:04:39 PM » |
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Am I the only one who didn't know today was Valentine's Day?
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« Reply #14494 on: February 14, 2013, 02:06:34 PM » |
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Am I the only one who didn't know today was Valentine's Day?
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« Reply #14495 on: February 14, 2013, 02:31:39 PM » |
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Am I the only one who didn't know today was Valentine's Day?
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« Reply #14496 on: February 14, 2013, 02:43:09 PM » |
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I had forgot it was today, but my therapist reminded me.
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« Reply #14497 on: February 14, 2013, 08:00:29 PM » |
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I need no lover beyond Sweet Lady Rugby.
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« Reply #14498 on: February 14, 2013, 08:06:30 PM » |
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I had forgot it was today, but my therapist reminded me.
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« Reply #14499 on: February 14, 2013, 08:06:49 PM » |
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« Reply #14500 on: February 14, 2013, 08:09:17 PM » |
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Am I the only one who didn't know today was Valentine's Day?
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« Reply #14501 on: February 14, 2013, 08:10:21 PM » |
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« Reply #14502 on: February 14, 2013, 08:13:33 PM » |
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I need no lover beyond Sweet Lady Rugby.
Also, how long should you wait between ibuprofen doses?
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« Reply #14504 on: February 15, 2013, 04:03:42 AM » |
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« Reply #14506 on: February 16, 2013, 03:04:17 AM » |
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« Reply #14507 on: February 16, 2013, 03:08:24 AM » |
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Okay, so what do you do when you are at the store and you see a very pretty woman and you can't help but keep taking quick glances at her, and you want to talk to her, except, you don't know how to without looking weird, and she catches you glancing at her and knows you are attracted to her?
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« Reply #14508 on: February 16, 2013, 03:11:51 AM » |
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Okay, so what do you do when you are at the store and you see a very pretty woman and you can't help but keep taking quick glances at her, and you want to talk to her, except, you don't know how to without looking weird, and she catches you glancing at her and knows you are attracted to her?
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« Reply #14509 on: February 16, 2013, 03:13:49 AM » |
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Okay, so what do you do when you are at the store and you see a very pretty woman and you can't help but keep taking quick glances at her, and you want to talk to her, except, you don't know how to without looking weird, and she catches you glancing at her and knows you are attracted to her?
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Smile and say hello or smile and say nothing. It is up to you. But, without more details it is difficult to say. Ah, life. So complicated. |
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Telling you that at 16 unless she's vey close to your age I mean 17 or under you'd. Still end up looking weird if you tried. But it gets better as you get older. |
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« Reply #14512 on: February 16, 2013, 03:31:43 AM » |
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If you say anything (even hello), I'm pretty sure if she's not within 3.6 months of you in age she'll think you a creep and report you to security. True story bro. |
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« Reply #14513 on: February 16, 2013, 04:33:36 AM » |
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Okay, so what do you do when you are at the store and you see a very pretty woman and you can't help but keep taking quick glances at her, and you want to talk to her, except, you don't know how to without looking weird, and she catches you glancing at her and knows you are attracted to her?
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« Reply #14514 on: February 16, 2013, 05:17:08 AM » |
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Smile and say hello or smile and say nothing. It is up to you. But, without more details it is difficult to say. Ah, life. So complicated. I was at the electronics store earlier this evening, and I saw this beautiful Latina of about 22-24 years old and I could help but keep looking and looking at her when she wasn't watching. And finally at the end, she caught me, and I just smiled and then walked away real fast feeling odd. |
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« Reply #14516 on: February 16, 2013, 06:52:27 AM » |
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American pizza's are good. I like them.
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Smile and say hello or smile and say nothing. It is up to you. But, without more details it is difficult to say. Ah, life. So complicated. I was at the electronics store earlier this evening, and I saw this beautiful Latina of about 22-24 years old and I could help but keep looking and looking at her when she wasn't watching. And finally at the end, she caught me, and I just smiled and then walked away real fast feeling odd. Sounds like a respectable departure to me. |
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I am thinking of purchasing a home where we are considering retirement. I am not sure how long it will be before I can actually move in.
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« Reply #14519 on: February 16, 2013, 07:21:15 AM » |
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I am thinking of purchasing a home where we are considering retirement. I am not sure how long it will be before I can actually move in.
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« Reply #14520 on: February 16, 2013, 07:42:54 AM » |
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I'm feeling homesick. It's just that I don't know to where I am longing for. I was born in the South, lived my chilhood at the Center, grew up as an adult within the East and now I'm back at South. I wonder to where I should move next in order to feel home.
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Success!!! So, I finally got over my social awkwardness around the opposite sex and approached the very beautiful blonde girl after Church whom I've had my eye on for quite a while. Sat next to her during coffee hour, shot the breeze, made her laugh, went to Church-school together with her, then romantically walked together outside and told her that she was very pretty before we departed. Next week I'm going to ask for her phone number.
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« Reply #14533 on: February 17, 2013, 06:51:41 PM » |
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