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vamrat · « **Reply #14490 on:** February 14, 2013, 10:24:47 AM »

Quote from: Gebre Menfes Kidus on February 14, 2013, 03:41:56 AM

I was just about to discover the cure for death, but my wife asked me to take out the trash.

Selam

Last time a woman asked me to take out the trash

Needless to say, I was pretty lonely that night.

Cyrillic · « **Reply #14491 on:** February 14, 2013, 01:44:15 PM »

My friend quickly left after he arrived so then it was just me. The pie was nice. She made it herself

Romaios · « **Reply #14492 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:01:56 PM »

Quote from: Cyrillic on February 14, 2013, 01:44:15 PM

My friend quickly left after he arrived so then it was just me. The pie was nice. She made it herself

Der Hahn im Korb...

pmpn8rGPT · « **Reply #14493 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:04:39 PM »

Am I the only one who didn't know today was Valentine's Day?

Cyrillic · « **Reply #14494 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:06:34 PM »

Quote from: pmpn8rGPT on February 14, 2013, 02:04:39 PM

Am I the only one who didn't know today was Valentine's Day?

It is today and you know.

augustin717 · « **Reply #14495 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:31:39 PM »

Quote from: pmpn8rGPT on February 14, 2013, 02:04:39 PM

Am I the only one who didn't know today was Valentine's Day?

It's hard to miss, assuming you are in the US. But I too, having been paying little attention to the calendar in quite a bit, I first thought it was gonna be on Tuesday. One lady though, enlightened me.

Justin Kissel · « **Reply #14496 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:43:09 PM »

I had forgot it was today, but my therapist reminded me.

That person · « **Reply #14497 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:00:29 PM »

I need no lover beyond Sweet Lady Rugby.

Also, how long should you wait between ibuprofen doses?

JamesRottnek · « **Reply #14498 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:06:30 PM »

Quote from: Asteriktos on February 14, 2013, 02:43:09 PM

I had forgot it was today, but my therapist reminded me.

Did you think today was tomorrow again?

JamesRottnek · « **Reply #14499 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:06:49 PM »

Quote from: That person on February 14, 2013, 08:00:29 PM

I need no lover beyond Sweet Lady Rugby.

Also, how long should you wait between ibuprofen doses?

This depends entirely upon what you are hoping to accomplish.

pmpn8rGPT · « **Reply #14500 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:09:17 PM »

Quote from: Cyrillic on February 14, 2013, 02:06:34 PM

Quote from: pmpn8rGPT on February 14, 2013, 02:04:39 PM
Am I the only one who didn't know today was Valentine's Day?

It is today and you know.

I only knew from a card I got in the mail

500th post

Justin Kissel · « **Reply #14501 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:10:21 PM »

Quote from: pmpn8rGPT on February 14, 2013, 08:09:17 PM

500th post

You're on a roll now! Before you know it you'll be avoiding your responsibilities and refreshing the forum every 10 seconds!

That person · « **Reply #14502 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:13:33 PM »

Quote from: JamesRottnek on February 14, 2013, 08:06:49 PM

Quote from: That person on February 14, 2013, 08:00:29 PM
I need no lover beyond Sweet Lady Rugby.

Also, how long should you wait between ibuprofen doses?

This depends entirely upon what you are hoping to accomplish.

At this point, I just want to manage exercise soreness. Conditioning my liver for when I reach drinking age is probably worthwhile though.

Justin Kissel · « **Reply #14503 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:17:31 PM »

Quote

"Some have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at pleasure, so as to produce the effect of singing."- St. Augustine of Hippo

Cyrillic · « **Reply #14504 on:** February 15, 2013, 04:03:42 AM »

Quote from: Asteriktos on February 14, 2013, 08:10:21 PM

Quote from: pmpn8rGPT on February 14, 2013, 08:09:17 PM
500th post

You're on a roll now! Before you know it you'll be avoiding your responsibilities and refreshing the forum every 10 seconds!

Ah yes. Welcome to the club pmpn8rGPT.

LizaSymonenko · « **Reply #14505 on:** February 15, 2013, 04:07:35 AM »

A meteor hit east of Moscow this morning.

http://www.theverge.com/2013/2/15/3991132/russia-meteorite-explosion-reported

JamesR · « **Reply #14506 on:** February 16, 2013, 03:04:17 AM »

Okay, so what do you do when you are at the store and you see a very pretty woman and you can't help but keep taking quick glances at her, and you want to talk to her, except, you don't know how to without looking weird, and she catches you glancing at her and knows you are attracted to her?

PeterTheAleut · « **Reply #14507 on:** February 16, 2013, 03:08:24 AM »

Quote from: JamesR on February 16, 2013, 03:04:17 AM

Okay, so what do you do when you are at the store and you see a very pretty woman and you can't help but keep taking quick glances at her, and you want to talk to her, except, you don't know how to without looking weird, and she catches you glancing at her and knows you are attracted to her?

RUN!!!

JamesRottnek · « **Reply #14508 on:** February 16, 2013, 03:11:51 AM »

Quote from: PeterTheAleut on February 16, 2013, 03:08:24 AM

Quote from: JamesR on February 16, 2013, 03:04:17 AM
Okay, so what do you do when you are at the store and you see a very pretty woman and you can't help but keep taking quick glances at her, and you want to talk to her, except, you don't know how to without looking weird, and she catches you glancing at her and knows you are attracted to her?
RUN TO THE MONASTERIES!!!

Fixed that.

Antonis · « **Reply #14509 on:** February 16, 2013, 03:13:49 AM »

Quote from: JamesR on February 16, 2013, 03:04:17 AM

Okay, so what do you do when you are at the store and you see a very pretty woman and you can't help but keep taking quick glances at her, and you want to talk to her, except, you don't know how to without looking weird, and she catches you glancing at her and knows you are attracted to her?

Pluck out your eyes.

Kerdy · « **Reply #14510 on:** February 16, 2013, 03:14:35 AM »

Quote from: JamesR on February 16, 2013, 03:04:17 AM

Okay, so what do you do when you are at the store and you see a very pretty woman and you can't help but keep taking quick glances at her, and you want to talk to her, except, you don't know how to without looking weird, and she catches you glancing at her and knows you are attracted to her?

Smile and say hello or smile and say nothing. It is up to you. But, without more details it is difficult to say. Ah, life. So complicated.

augustin717 · « **Reply #14511 on:** February 16, 2013, 03:22:20 AM »

Quote from: JamesR on February 16, 2013, 03:04:17 AM

Okay, so what do you do when you are at the store and you see a very pretty woman and you can't help but keep taking quick glances at her, and you want to talk to her, except, you don't know how to without looking weird, and she catches you glancing at her and knows you are attracted to her?

Telling you that at 16 unless she's vey close to your age I mean 17 or under you'd. Still end up looking weird if you tried. But it gets better as you get older.

Justin Kissel · « **Reply #14512 on:** February 16, 2013, 03:31:43 AM »

Quote from: JamesR on February 16, 2013, 03:04:17 AM

Okay, so what do you do when you are at the store and you see a very pretty woman and you can't help but keep taking quick glances at her, and you want to talk to her, except, you don't know how to without looking weird, and she catches you glancing at her and knows you are attracted to her?

If you say anything (even hello), I'm pretty sure if she's not within 3.6 months of you in age she'll think you a creep and report you to security. True story bro.

Cyrillic · « **Reply #14513 on:** February 16, 2013, 04:33:36 AM »

Quote from: JamesR on February 16, 2013, 03:04:17 AM

Okay, so what do you do when you are at the store and you see a very pretty woman and you can't help but keep taking quick glances at her, and you want to talk to her, except, you don't know how to without looking weird, and she catches you glancing at her and knows you are attracted to her?

Make the sign of the cross and continue with what you were doing

JamesR · « **Reply #14514 on:** February 16, 2013, 05:17:08 AM »

Quote from: Kerdy on February 16, 2013, 03:14:35 AM

Quote from: JamesR on February 16, 2013, 03:04:17 AM
Okay, so what do you do when you are at the store and you see a very pretty woman and you can't help but keep taking quick glances at her, and you want to talk to her, except, you don't know how to without looking weird, and she catches you glancing at her and knows you are attracted to her?

Smile and say hello or smile and say nothing. It is up to you. But, without more details it is difficult to say. Ah, life. So complicated.

I was at the electronics store earlier this evening, and I saw this beautiful Latina of about 22-24 years old and I could help but keep looking and looking at her when she wasn't watching. And finally at the end, she caught me, and I just smiled and then walked away real fast feeling odd.

JamesR · « **Reply #14515 on:** February 16, 2013, 05:17:29 AM »

Quote from: Cyrillic on February 16, 2013, 04:33:36 AM

Quote from: JamesR on February 16, 2013, 03:04:17 AM
Okay, so what do you do when you are at the store and you see a very pretty woman and you can't help but keep taking quick glances at her, and you want to talk to her, except, you don't know how to without looking weird, and she catches you glancing at her and knows you are attracted to her?

Make the sign of the cross and continue with what you were doing

Probably the best advice so far; even if it is the hardest.

Cyrillic · « **Reply #14516 on:** February 16, 2013, 06:52:27 AM »

American pizza's are good. I like them.

Kerdy · « **Reply #14517 on:** February 16, 2013, 07:15:19 AM »

Quote from: JamesR on February 16, 2013, 05:17:08 AM

Quote from: Kerdy on February 16, 2013, 03:14:35 AM
Quote from: JamesR on February 16, 2013, 03:04:17 AM
Okay, so what do you do when you are at the store and you see a very pretty woman and you can't help but keep taking quick glances at her, and you want to talk to her, except, you don't know how to without looking weird, and she catches you glancing at her and knows you are attracted to her?

Smile and say hello or smile and say nothing. It is up to you. But, without more details it is difficult to say. Ah, life. So complicated.

I was at the electronics store earlier this evening, and I saw this beautiful Latina of about 22-24 years old and I could help but keep looking and looking at her when she wasn't watching. And finally at the end, she caught me, and I just smiled and then walked away real fast feeling odd.

Sounds like a respectable departure to me.

Kerdy · « **Reply #14518 on:** February 16, 2013, 07:19:13 AM »

I am thinking of purchasing a home where we are considering retirement. I am not sure how long it will be before I can actually move in.

Cyrillic · « **Reply #14519 on:** February 16, 2013, 07:21:15 AM »

Quote from: Kerdy on February 16, 2013, 07:19:13 AM

I am thinking of purchasing a home where we are considering retirement. I am not sure how long it will be before I can actually move in.

Good idea. Aren't prices for houses at an all-time low at the moment?

Cyrillic · « **Reply #14520 on:** February 16, 2013, 07:42:54 AM »

8 days of school holidays left. What to do?

biro · « **Reply #14521 on:** February 16, 2013, 09:43:30 AM »

Quote from: Cyrillic on February 16, 2013, 07:42:54 AM

8 days of school holidays left. What to do?

Film festival
Hiking in park
Adopt a cat
Bumper cars
Amusement park

Alpo · « **Reply #14522 on:** February 17, 2013, 02:06:06 PM »

I'm feeling homesick. It's just that I don't know to where I am longing for. I was born in the South, lived my chilhood at the Center, grew up as an adult within the East and now I'm back at South. I wonder to where I should move next in order to feel home.

Now that I wrote that I realized that I am never goin to learn how to use prepositions properly. You English-speaking people should really learn to use cases instead of prepositions.

Cyrillic · « **Reply #14523 on:** February 17, 2013, 02:09:22 PM »

Go east, young man.

Alpo · « **Reply #14524 on:** February 17, 2013, 02:30:05 PM »

Quote from: Cyrillic on February 17, 2013, 02:09:22 PM

Go east, young man.

I would but the city where used to live was too small for me and there aren't that much bigger cities either. Maybe I should move to East Karelia or something.

That person · « **Reply #14525 on:** February 17, 2013, 02:46:54 PM »

Quote from: Asteriktos on February 14, 2013, 08:17:31 PM

Quote
"Some have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at pleasure, so as to produce the effect of singing."- St. Augustine of Hippo

The timeless wisdom of the Holy Fathers.

Cyrillic · « **Reply #14526 on:** February 17, 2013, 02:47:15 PM »

Quote from: Alpo on February 17, 2013, 02:30:05 PM

Quote from: Cyrillic on February 17, 2013, 02:09:22 PM
Go east, young man.

I would but the city where used to live was too small for me and there aren't that much bigger cities either. Maybe I should move to East Karelia or something.

I wouldn't go there. It's too close to Russia.

Alpo · « **Reply #14527 on:** February 17, 2013, 03:02:52 PM »

Quote from: Cyrillic on February 17, 2013, 02:47:15 PM

Quote from: Alpo on February 17, 2013, 02:30:05 PM
Quote from: Cyrillic on February 17, 2013, 02:09:22 PM
Go east, young man.

I would but the city where used to live was too small for me and there aren't that much bigger cities either. Maybe I should move to East Karelia or something.

I wouldn't go there. It's too close to Russia.

Not just near. By East Karelia I meant Republic of Karelia.

augustin717 · « **Reply #14528 on:** February 17, 2013, 03:16:28 PM »

thought i was gonna make it to church today as i haven't been in the good mood lately, but ended up not going

biro · « **Reply #14529 on:** February 17, 2013, 03:37:54 PM »

Quote from: augustin717 on February 17, 2013, 03:16:28 PM

thought i was gonna make it to church today as i haven't been in the good mood lately, but ended up not going

Me too, but because there was something stuck in a tire on the car, and I had to get it taken care of.

JamesR · « **Reply #14530 on:** February 17, 2013, 06:34:21 PM »

Success!!! So, I finally got over my social awkwardness around the opposite sex and approached the very beautiful blonde girl after Church whom I've had my eye on for quite a while. Sat next to her during coffee hour, shot the breeze, made her laugh, went to Church-school together with her, then romantically walked together outside and told her that she was very pretty before we departed. Next week I'm going to ask for her phone number.

That person · « **Reply #14531 on:** February 17, 2013, 06:38:13 PM »

You go man!

JamesR · « **Reply #14532 on:** February 17, 2013, 06:40:26 PM »

Any advice to not screw this up? Because let's face it; chances are I'm going to have a very difficult time finding another marriagable Orthodox female my age. I have to hold onto this one.

That person · « **Reply #14533 on:** February 17, 2013, 06:51:41 PM »

No. If you're ever looking to screw up a relationship with a crush though, I've got ample experience there. Just try to relax a bit I suppose. And check out this thread.

sheenj · « **Reply #14534 on:** February 17, 2013, 06:53:44 PM »

Quote from: JamesR on February 17, 2013, 06:40:26 PM

Any advice to not screw this up? Because let's face it; chances are I'm going to have a very difficult time finding another marriagable Orthodox female my age. I have to hold onto this one.

Hope to God that she doesn't see this post?

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