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Shiny · « **Reply #13770 on:** November 24, 2012, 08:34:11 PM »

Quote from: orthonorm on November 24, 2012, 08:24:32 PM

Quote from: Achronos on November 24, 2012, 08:22:15 PM
I thought resizing myself short was a nice touch.

One of these days I will construct a Sgt Pepper of all OC.net members.

did you get my email, since I can't PM?

Pure brilliance.

I'll never understand that sorta humor, I mean how to do it. It's like magic to me.

Well done!

I used to enter into Photoshop contests when I had an enormous amount of free-time, this is my kind of sense of humor. I practically grew up on it.

This used to be my favorite site on the internet:
http://www.b3ta.com/

You should have no problem finding endless amusment.

NSFanyone that gets offended easily. Crude language and imagery.

EDIT: LOL at checking my email, not something I do, but I replied anyway.

EDIT DOS: Check out this link for more stupidity that barrels down to your bum:

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/

NSFW

Kerdy · « **Reply #13771 on:** November 24, 2012, 09:29:55 PM »

I just had a V8.

orthonorm · « **Reply #13772 on:** November 24, 2012, 09:44:09 PM »

Quote from: Kerdy on November 24, 2012, 09:29:55 PM

I just had a V8.

It's delicious.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #13773 on:** November 24, 2012, 10:15:34 PM »

I've never owned anything other than a V4. True story.

macclesfieldfan1990 · « **Reply #13774 on:** November 24, 2012, 10:28:17 PM »

Considering joining the Air Force, opinions?

I'm thinking maybe Cyber Surety.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #13775 on:** November 24, 2012, 10:35:53 PM »

That's what Al Gore was in when he invented the interwebs. Something to think about.

Kerdy · « **Reply #13776 on:** November 24, 2012, 11:53:14 PM »

Ice cream tastes so much better than frozen yogurt.

Kerdy · « **Reply #13777 on:** November 24, 2012, 11:54:26 PM »

Quote from: macclesfieldfan1990 on November 24, 2012, 10:28:17 PM

Considering joining the Air Force, opinions?

I'm thinking maybe Cyber Surety.

If you are going to join, that's who I would recommend. Them or the Coast Guard. Personally, I'd say Coast Guard.

macclesfieldfan1990 · « **Reply #13778 on:** November 25, 2012, 02:50:02 AM »

Cyrillic · « **Reply #13779 on:** November 25, 2012, 08:13:08 AM »

Quote from: Achronos on November 24, 2012, 06:54:36 PM

Quote from: Cyrillic on November 24, 2012, 05:29:52 PM
I often use the "Who's Online" thing to spy on what thread everyone's reading.
Yeah me too.

Now what are the "Hidden" ones up to?

I dunno. What's the reason for using the "Hidden" option anyway?

Cyrillic · « **Reply #13780 on:** November 25, 2012, 08:30:14 AM »

I wonder, the nickname of people in the "Who's Online" and the "Who's reading this thread" are colored yellow, green, red or blue. How come?

Kerdy · « **Reply #13781 on:** November 25, 2012, 08:43:29 AM »

The good news is, I just started my fourth book. The bad news is, I never finished the first three. Maybe number four is the charm. $:-\$

What is even worse is, when my computer crashed, I lost all of the stuff from the first three. Not really that much of a loss. Two had hardly anything done and the one which did was a political book. Since I stopped keeping up with politics, it was never going to be finished anyway. One of the other two I still have some notes for, so I suppose I could start over. Right now, I think I will keep working on this one and see where it leads. I think I have a pretty good start. Maybe I will keep it a little shorter than the other ones. That way, I may actually finish.

Cyrillic · « **Reply #13782 on:** November 25, 2012, 01:50:29 PM »

Tomorrow I'm participating in the national debate contest for those around 20 . That means I'll have to face off against some pretty bright persons.

William · « **Reply #13783 on:** November 25, 2012, 01:58:42 PM »

Quote from: Cyrillic on November 25, 2012, 01:50:29 PM

Tomorrow I'm participating in the national debate contest for those around 20 . That means I'll have to face off against some pretty bright persons.

Be sure to convert them all to Orthodoxy just as St. Catherine did before you.

Alpo · « **Reply #13784 on:** November 25, 2012, 02:01:02 PM »

Quote from: Cyrillic on November 25, 2012, 01:50:29 PM

Tomorrow I'm participating in the national debate contest for those around 20 . That means I'll have to face off against some pretty bright persons.

Just take your Nazi card with you and you'll win every debate.

Cyrillic · « **Reply #13785 on:** November 25, 2012, 02:33:51 PM »

Quote from: William on November 25, 2012, 01:58:42 PM

Quote from: Cyrillic on November 25, 2012, 01:50:29 PM
Tomorrow I'm participating in the national debate contest for those around 20 . That means I'll have to face off against some pretty bright persons.

Be sure to convert them all to Orthodoxy just as St. Catherine did before you.

And thus it is written:

Quote from: Acts of Cyrillic 14:1-14

And they took him and brought him to the stage, saying, “May we know what this new doctrine is of which you speak? For you are bringing some strange things to our ears. Therefore we want to know what these things mean.” For all the Dutchmen and the foreigners who were there spent their time in nothing else but either to tell or to hear some new thing.

Then Cyrillic stood in the midst of the contest and said, “Men of The Hague, I perceive that in all things you are very religious; for as I was passing through and considering the objects of your worship, I even found an altar with this inscription:

TO THE UNKNOWN GOD.

Therefore, the One whom you worship without knowing, Him I proclaim to you: “God, who made the world and everything in it, since He is Lord of heaven and earth, does not dwell in temples made with hands. Nor is He worshiped with men’s hands, as though He needed anything, since He gives to all life, breath, and all things. And He has made from one blood every nation of men to dwell on all the face of the earth, and has determined their preappointed times and the boundaries of their dwellings, so that they should seek the Lord, in the hope that they might grope for Him and find Him, though He is not far from each one of us; for in Him we live and move and have our being, as also some of your own poets have said, ‘For we are also His offspring.’

Therefore, since we are the offspring of God, we ought not to think that the Divine Nature is like gold or silver or stone, something shaped by art and man’s devising. Truly, these times of ignorance God overlooked, but now commands all men everywhere to repent, because He has appointed a day on which He will judge the world in righteousness by the Man whom He has ordained. He has given assurance of this to all by raising Him from the dead.”

And then all said amen and converted to Orthodoxy.

macclesfieldfan1990 · « **Reply #13786 on:** November 25, 2012, 06:14:51 PM »

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=121908633

Taking On Santa Skeptics With Science

Shiny · « **Reply #13787 on:** November 25, 2012, 07:56:42 PM »

Just took a swig of Crest Pro-Health Mouthwash, an I AM DYING. Can't get this liquriouce taste out of my mouth. Dinner is ruined!

Shiny · « **Reply #13788 on:** November 25, 2012, 09:59:04 PM »

Guys, should I have another Charlie Daniels, 20 year scotch, or crappy bear.

Please phrase your responses in the form of a insulting remark about my masculinity.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #13789 on:** November 25, 2012, 10:01:34 PM »

I'm guessing that a "crappy bear" means bear covered in crap. Sounds like a humiliating and degrading meal to have. From what I know of you and your proclivities, you should see if you can find a gay top to force you to eat it.

Shiny · « **Reply #13790 on:** November 25, 2012, 10:02:49 PM »

Quote from: Asteriktos on November 25, 2012, 10:01:34 PM

I'm guessing that a "crappy bear" means bear covered in crap. Sounds like a humiliating and degrading meal to have. From what I know of you and your proclivities, you should see if you can find a gay top to force you to eat it.

You have no idea how much I love you right now.

Bear it is.

biro · « **Reply #13791 on:** November 25, 2012, 10:03:55 PM »

Quote from: Achronos on November 25, 2012, 09:59:04 PM

Guys, should I have another Charlie Daniels, 20 year scotch, or crappy bear.

Please phrase your responses in the form of a insulting remark about my masculinity.

I would cool off with a lemonade or diet soda.

Shiny · « **Reply #13792 on:** November 25, 2012, 10:06:09 PM »

Quote from: biro on November 25, 2012, 10:03:55 PM

Quote from: Achronos on November 25, 2012, 09:59:04 PM
Guys, should I have another Charlie Daniels, 20 year scotch, or crappy bear.

Please phrase your responses in the form of a insulting remark about my masculinity.

I would cool off with a lemonade or diet soda.

Not just lemonade, biro. Pink lemonade.

I'm sucking on a Push Pop Blue Raspberry right now, while I have the most serious of toothaches.

I so don't want to go to the dentist.

William · « **Reply #13793 on:** November 26, 2012, 12:56:17 AM »

Oh man, I am laughing so hard at Vegeta's parenting skills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfS8mG-CFhc&feature=related

Kerdy · « **Reply #13794 on:** November 26, 2012, 07:55:39 AM »

Quote from: Achronos on November 25, 2012, 09:59:04 PM

Guys, should I have another Charlie Daniels, 20 year scotch, or crappy bear.

Please phrase your responses in the form of a insulting remark about my masculinity.

Which would a Bronie pick?

Cyrillic · « **Reply #13795 on:** November 26, 2012, 02:52:59 PM »

To pleasant songs my work was erstwhile given, and bright were all my labours then;
but now in tears to sad refrains am I compelled to turn.
Thus my maimed Muses guide my pen,
and gloomy songs make no feigned tears bedew my face.
Then could no fear so overcome
to leave me companionless upon my way.
They were the pride of my earlier bright-lived days:
in my later gloomy days they are the comfort of my fate;

orthonorm · « **Reply #13796 on:** November 26, 2012, 08:52:15 PM »

Severian,

You better get on it, tweety234 is giving you a run for your money.

orthonorm · « **Reply #13797 on:** November 26, 2012, 08:55:43 PM »

Thanksgiving Day
Black Friday
Small Business Saturday
Cyber Monday
Giving Tuesday

Something seems wrong here.

vamrat · « **Reply #13798 on:** November 26, 2012, 08:57:21 PM »

Quote from: Achronos on November 25, 2012, 09:59:04 PM

Guys, should I have another Charlie Daniels, 20 year scotch, or crappy bear.

Please phrase your responses in the form of a insulting remark about my masculinity.

Just drink the beer, inchworm.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #13799 on:** November 27, 2012, 01:14:14 AM »

I just crushed my man-parts squeezing my legs together in an attempt to catch a cap that was falling from my 20 oz. pepsi bottle.

macclesfieldfan1990 · « **Reply #13800 on:** November 27, 2012, 01:17:07 AM »

Quote from: Asteriktos on November 27, 2012, 01:14:14 AM

I just crushed my man-parts squeezing my legs together in an attempt to catch a cap that was falling from my 20 oz. pepsi bottle.

They're that big huh?

Asteriktos · « **Reply #13801 on:** November 27, 2012, 01:21:19 AM »

Quote from: macclesfieldfan1990 on November 27, 2012, 01:17:07 AM

Quote from: Asteriktos on November 27, 2012, 01:14:14 AM
I just crushed my man-parts squeezing my legs together in an attempt to catch a cap that was falling from my 20 oz. pepsi bottle.

They're that big huh?

That person · « **Reply #13802 on:** November 27, 2012, 11:51:46 PM »

So in lieu of doing work, I decided to look up my ancestors. Turns out my last name used to be French before it was Germanized, and some of my greatx3 uncles fought in rebellion against the United States. I am a child of frogs and rebs. And now I'm sad.

Also, there are inconsistencies in the different sites I read, which frustrates me.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #13803 on:** November 27, 2012, 11:55:45 PM »

Who would rebel against the United States? [horrified look]

Asteriktos · « **Reply #13804 on:** November 28, 2012, 12:39:07 AM »

I have to do a 12 hour fast for a blood test tomorrow morning. 12 hours without diet soda? My life is overrrrrrrr

Asteriktos · « **Reply #13805 on:** November 28, 2012, 01:44:38 AM »

This is how I feel right now

macclesfieldfan1990 · « **Reply #13806 on:** November 28, 2012, 02:04:00 AM »

Quote from: That person on November 27, 2012, 11:51:46 PM

So in lieu of doing work, I decided to look up my ancestors. Turns out my last name used to be French before it was Germanized, and some of my greatx3 uncles fought in rebellion against the United States. I am a child of frogs and rebs. And now I'm sad.

Also, there are inconsistencies in the different sites I read, which frustrates me.

I have a few ancestors that fought in the American Revolution...for the British.

My family didn't arrive here until the late 1800's, makes me sad I don't have as much American history.

Shiny · « **Reply #13807 on:** November 30, 2012, 05:33:47 AM »

What happened to celticfan1988? Dude deleted his Facebook too.

PeterTheAleut · « **Reply #13808 on:** November 30, 2012, 11:11:50 AM »

The local elephant mom is in labor again. YAY! This town gets a baby elephant for Christmas! More importantly, this "little" guy gets a sibling:

Cyrillic · « **Reply #13809 on:** November 30, 2012, 12:08:02 PM »

Quote from: Achronos on November 30, 2012, 05:33:47 AM

What happened to celticfan1988? Dude deleted his Facebook too.

Indeed. I know he had some problems with his mom, and apparently his fiancee too. Perhaps he needs some time off the internet.

vamrat · « **Reply #13810 on:** November 30, 2012, 12:09:51 PM »

Quote from: Cyrillic on November 30, 2012, 12:08:02 PM

Quote from: Achronos on November 30, 2012, 05:33:47 AM
What happened to celticfan1988? Dude deleted his Facebook too.

Indeed. I know he had some problems with his mom.

I hope he's doing alright!

Cyrillic · « **Reply #13811 on:** November 30, 2012, 12:15:49 PM »

Quote from: vamrat on November 30, 2012, 12:09:51 PM

Quote from: Cyrillic on November 30, 2012, 12:08:02 PM
Quote from: Achronos on November 30, 2012, 05:33:47 AM
What happened to celticfan1988? Dude deleted his Facebook too.

Indeed. I know he had some problems with his mom.

I hope he's doing alright!

+1

Alpo · « **Reply #13812 on:** November 30, 2012, 12:34:13 PM »

Quote from: Achronos on November 30, 2012, 05:33:47 AM

Dude deleted his Facebook too.

Unless someone has stolen his pictures, no he didn't.

Cyrillic · « **Reply #13813 on:** November 30, 2012, 12:46:46 PM »

Quote from: Alpo on November 30, 2012, 12:34:13 PM

Quote from: Achronos on November 30, 2012, 05:33:47 AM
Dude deleted his Facebook too.

Unless someone has stolen his pictures, no he didn't.

Yes he did.

Alpo · « **Reply #13814 on:** November 30, 2012, 01:27:36 PM »

Quote from: Cyrillic on November 30, 2012, 12:46:46 PM

Quote from: Alpo on November 30, 2012, 12:34:13 PM
Quote from: Achronos on November 30, 2012, 05:33:47 AM
Dude deleted his Facebook too.

Unless someone has stolen his pictures, no he didn't.

Yes he did.

Oh. Someone should inform him that his look-alike has stolen his FB account and seduced his fiancee.

News:

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