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« Reply #9990 on: September 20, 2011, 06:45:54 PM »
There. I helped.

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« Reply #9991 on: September 20, 2011, 06:47:09 PM »
Random postings---- only now 14 posts away from hitting the 10,000 tick!

IN! on this epic thread... lettuce beef realty though, someone could just post a bunch of times and get the honor if they really wanted to...

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« Reply #9992 on: September 20, 2011, 06:55:20 PM »
Helping add to the craziness too while I wait for the cantankerous host to arrive on set (remotely, of course)....Vamrat I will vote for you if you run for president! I think.

Writing up a budget right now, because I'm boring and like to do that. Should probably study some Arabic.
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« Reply #9993 on: September 20, 2011, 08:58:45 PM »
A tiny lizard ran in the house before. My dog chased it in. The lizard got out a couple minutes later.

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« Reply #9994 on: September 20, 2011, 09:25:26 PM »
“There is your brother, naked, crying, and you stand there confused over the choice of an attractive floor covering.”

– St. Ambrose of Milan

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« Reply #9995 on: September 20, 2011, 09:29:31 PM »
Got my ears pierced today. So sore  :-[
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« Reply #9996 on: September 20, 2011, 09:34:49 PM »
Both ears?
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« Reply #9997 on: September 20, 2011, 09:36:50 PM »
Got my ears pierced today. So sore  :-[

Keep them clean!  :)

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« Reply #9998 on: September 20, 2011, 09:54:32 PM »
This story is not funny, but the way they phrased the headline was.

Murdered pensioner Maire Rankin 'was alert and active'

 ??? ??? ???

Who didn't catch that, at the editor's desk?

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #9999 on: September 20, 2011, 10:25:52 PM »
Random fun fact from randomfunfacts.com

Americans eat 18 acres of pizza on average per day.

(does 9,999th reply count as 10,000th post?)  ;D
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« Reply #10000 on: September 20, 2011, 10:27:39 PM »
10,000 biotch!

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« Reply #10001 on: September 20, 2011, 10:28:24 PM »
Random fun fact from randomfunfacts.com

Americans eat 18 acres of pizza on average per day.

(does 9,999th reply count as 10,000th post?)  ;D

10,000th post, but not 10,000th reply... it's only replies that count... sort of a "if a tree falls in the forest..." thing  :P

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« Reply #10002 on: September 20, 2011, 10:46:42 PM »
“There is your brother, naked, crying, and you stand there confused over the choice of an attractive floor covering.”

– St. Ambrose of Milan

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« Reply #10003 on: September 21, 2011, 01:08:54 AM »
Random fun fact from randomfunfacts.com

Americans eat 18 acres of pizza on average per day.

(does 9,999th reply count as 10,000th post?)  ;D

10,000th post, but not 10,000th reply... it's only replies that count... sort of a "if a tree falls in the forest..." thing  :P

Should've double posted when I had the chance...I'll be back for 100K though....mwahaha!
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« Reply #10004 on: September 21, 2011, 09:12:50 AM »
Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild, daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild, weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört, den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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« Reply #10005 on: September 21, 2011, 09:56:26 AM »
10,000, good job guys!

And Achronos, let me know if you ever need any earrings -- I have a LOT. Of course they are all the chandelier type, though.... :P
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« Reply #10006 on: September 21, 2011, 12:37:21 PM »
Found a nice Puerto Rican girl, this ought to be an adventure.  8)
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« Reply #10007 on: September 21, 2011, 04:25:32 PM »
Myself, found a nice Bulgarian girl.  'Course that was sixteen years ago, but it has indeed been quite the adventure.  Thank you, Sweetie!

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« Reply #10008 on: September 21, 2011, 07:00:37 PM »
Found a nice Puerto Rican girl, this ought to be an adventure.  8)

Chat cats, Ismi . . . PM me what I am thinking //:=)

Best of luck, man. You sure do like a roller coaster. Ahhh, youth!
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« Reply #10009 on: September 21, 2011, 09:59:16 PM »
Found a nice Puerto Rican girl, this ought to be an adventure.  8)

Chat cats, Ismi . . . PM me what I am thinking //:=)

Best of luck, man. You sure do like a roller coaster. Ahhh, youth!
Oh you know what I'm thinkin'.  :laugh:

Watched another food documentary, which was pushing some form of the Paleo diet. I would surely be a happy gal to eat bacon all the time.
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« Reply #10010 on: September 21, 2011, 10:53:32 PM »
10,010...*belch!*

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« Reply #10011 on: September 21, 2011, 10:56:52 PM »
I'm in chat, why aren't you?

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« Reply #10012 on: September 21, 2011, 11:06:32 PM »
As fo' myself, I am working. :( Spent some time today running errands and hanging out, and they that dance must pay the fiddler.
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« Reply #10013 on: September 21, 2011, 11:08:43 PM »
And Achronos, let me know if you ever need any earrings -- I have a LOT. Of course they are all the chandelier type, though.... :P
I'll keep you in mind when I need to fix my bed to a chandelier, I'm a light sleeper.
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« Reply #10014 on: September 22, 2011, 02:16:33 AM »
Best of luck, man. You sure do like a roller coaster. Ahhh, youth!

LOL, thanks.

It's helping me get my mind of the issue and recover. I've learned a lot through all this. And you were right about a lot of stuff. Kudos to you mate.
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« Reply #10015 on: September 22, 2011, 02:16:34 AM »
Watched another food documentary, which was pushing some form of the Paleo diet. I would surely be a happy gal to eat bacon all the time.

I'm on an all protein diet, so I can get even stronger, and bacon is 1/3 of the diet. lol
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« Reply #10016 on: September 22, 2011, 07:55:28 AM »
I don't get the fascination with pregnancy photos.

I post on another message board sporadically, and there are some pregnant women posting updates about how they are doing throughout the nine months. Those I don't mind. Those I read. But then people start posting, "I WANNA SEE YOUR 3 MONTH BUMP!!!!" It happens with every month, and then the mother has to get dolled up and take cute pics of her and her belly every month. And everyone says, "Aw, you look so good!" (They won't be saying that during MY pregnancy, let me tell you.)

I want to be a glorious hippie mama during my pregnancy, but I figure I'll be crying/vomiting/working/nesting so much that I won't have time to take photos of my bump all the time. And I don't get why people would NEED to see that, like clock work, every month.

Am I the only woman who feels that way? I know that I am also going to be incredibly annoyed when strangers touch baby, but that's another story.

No, I am not trying to make an announcement. DEFINITELY not at this moment.
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« Reply #10017 on: September 22, 2011, 09:26:30 AM »
I don't get the fascination with pregnancy photos.

I post on another message board sporadically, and there are some pregnant women posting updates about how they are doing throughout the nine months. Those I don't mind. Those I read. But then people start posting, "I WANNA SEE YOUR 3 MONTH BUMP!!!!" It happens with every month, and then the mother has to get dolled up and take cute pics of her and her belly every month. And everyone says, "Aw, you look so good!" (They won't be saying that during MY pregnancy, let me tell you.)

I want to be a glorious hippie mama during my pregnancy, but I figure I'll be crying/vomiting/working/nesting so much that I won't have time to take photos of my bump all the time. And I don't get why people would NEED to see that, like clock work, every month.

Am I the only woman who feels that way? I know that I am also going to be incredibly annoyed when strangers touch baby, but that's another story.

No, I am not trying to make an announcement. DEFINITELY not at this moment.

I am a mezza fanuk or half-a-broad or something, so maybe my opinion only counts a little.

I hate the yentering about all the pregnancy stuff. But many women simply do glow and are absolutely radiant when pregnant.

Also, because of the incredible hormonal shifts during pregnancy, some things like allergies, IBS, CFS, etc. can disappear.

This could be a time for you to chill during the time when you decide and maybe ride the hormonal wave for all that it is worth.

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« Reply #10018 on: September 22, 2011, 09:28:18 AM »
I am praying to GOD that all of my conditions disappear for the meantime. My friend, who has MS, told me the same thing. But with my luck, who knows. :(
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« Reply #10019 on: September 22, 2011, 09:32:38 AM »
I am praying to GOD that all of my conditions disappear for the meantime. My friend, who has MS, told me the same thing. But with my luck, who knows. :(

I meant for good.

Allergies especially come or go and dental problems can set in quickly as well. I've been to the dentist like three times in my life and each time they scold me for not being in within the last year.

Those hormonal changes can affect your pH in your mouth and elsewhere of course.

I knew a woman who never had a cavity in her life and got like five during her pregnancy.

Nothing to do with food. All pH.
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« Reply #10020 on: September 22, 2011, 09:36:12 AM »
For good? I have heard of symptoms going away for the 9 months, but never after, at least from my limited anecdotal knowledge. But who knows? I guess time will tell. Would be great to be able to take care of baby and work at the same time without getting very sick.

I already have tons of problems with my hormones, though (going to the doctor's next week) so who knows what will happen.
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« Reply #10021 on: September 22, 2011, 10:01:41 AM »
For good? I have heard of symptoms going away for the 9 months, but never after, at least from my limited anecdotal knowledge. But who knows? I guess time will tell. Would be great to be able to take care of baby and work at the same time without getting very sick.

I already have tons of problems with my hormones, though (going to the doctor's next week) so who knows what will happen.

Yes. Hormonal "cascades" can have profound effects upon folks for better and worse.
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« Reply #10022 on: September 22, 2011, 01:49:00 PM »
More that 10,000 posts in one thread..

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« Reply #10023 on: September 23, 2011, 01:17:23 PM »
It's rainy, dreary, and warm outside, just the kind of day where I want to open all the windows and read in bed.

And after 6 hours of work, I think I'll do that. (Can't exactly do laundry.) I'll work a bit more later.
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« Reply #10024 on: September 23, 2011, 05:37:07 PM »
They said of Camus that he was more of a writer than a thinker or philosopher. Why can't I get good compliments like that?

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« Reply #10025 on: September 24, 2011, 05:56:47 PM »
Rule of Life #419: If you're pregnant, don't smoke. Period.

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« Reply #10026 on: September 25, 2011, 05:30:19 PM »
Rule of Life #419: If you're pregnant, don't smoke. Period.
True that.

No hookahs.  :'( I'll live.

Went to an Orthodox church for the first time in a month. Whew! It was just what the doctor ordered. I did want to hide from the priest, though, when he said, "Long time, no see, guys!"

I am determined, when I visit my parents in the East Coast's City of Sin next week, to go to a local Orthodox church for DL on Sunday. Anyone know anything about St. Nicholas Greek Orthodox Church in Atlantic City? The website doesn't exist. Is the church still existent or not?
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« Reply #10027 on: September 26, 2011, 12:38:14 AM »
So one of the most things I search for on google is "Maximus the Confessor Disputation with Pyrrhus".  With Google's relatively new microphone search tool, it heard it as "maximus the confessor is the seashore iris."
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« Reply #10028 on: September 26, 2011, 12:48:19 AM »
Rule of Life #419: If you're pregnant, don't smoke. Period.
True that.

No hookahs.  :'( I'll live.

Went to an Orthodox church for the first time in a month. Whew! It was just what the doctor ordered. I did want to hide from the priest, though, when he said, "Long time, no see, guys!"

I am determined, when I visit my parents in the East Coast's City of Sin next week, to go to a local Orthodox church for DL on Sunday. Anyone know anything about St. Nicholas Greek Orthodox Church in Atlantic City? The website doesn't exist. Is the church still existent or not?
Probably. I think the protestants have tried to disguise it with the Invisible Church
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« Reply #10029 on: September 26, 2011, 08:11:03 AM »
 :'( :'(

:)

Mr. Ismi is home sick today, and like most big, manly dudes, is acting like a baby and trying to get my attention every three seconds. "Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?" I'm shouting from my back office room. I have no idea how I'm going to get my work done today, LOL!
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« Reply #10030 on: September 26, 2011, 09:24:56 AM »
:'( :'(

:)

Mr. Ismi is home sick today, and like most big, manly dudes, is acting like a baby and trying to get my attention every three seconds. "Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?" I'm shouting from my back office room. I have no idea how I'm going to get my work done today, LOL!

I knew this link would come in handy one day:
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It's true! Men's colds are worse
SCIENCE has confirmed what men around the world have always known to be true: the man cold is real.
When the dreaded bug strikes, women have a much stronger immune response to the virus than men, according to Queensland researchers.
Source: http://www.theage.com.au/national/its-true-mens-colds-are-worse-20110624-1gjnv.html

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« Reply #10031 on: September 26, 2011, 09:30:19 AM »
I wouldn't be surprised! This isn't a cold, though. But while I do get colds much more often, I do feel like his are more severe. That's how he acts, anyway. ;)
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« Reply #10032 on: September 26, 2011, 09:31:07 AM »
:'( :'(

:)

Mr. Ismi is home sick today, and like most big, manly dudes, is acting like a baby and trying to get my attention every three seconds. "Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?" I'm shouting from my back office room. I have no idea how I'm going to get my work done today, LOL!

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It's true! Men's colds are worse
SCIENCE has confirmed what men around the world have always known to be true: the man cold is real.
When the dreaded bug strikes, women have a much stronger immune response to the virus than men, according to Queensland researchers.
Source: http://www.theage.com.au/national/its-true-mens-colds-are-worse-20110624-1gjnv.html

Women are by far built to last longer and more effectively.

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« Reply #10033 on: September 26, 2011, 09:32:40 AM »
:'( :'(

:)

Mr. Ismi is home sick today, and like most big, manly dudes, is acting like a baby and trying to get my attention every three seconds. "Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?" I'm shouting from my back office room. I have no idea how I'm going to get my work done today, LOL!

Give him some Nyquil.  That's what I always do to myself when sick.  If that doesn't work give his liver four hours to recuperate then give him what my buddy used to refer to as "sleepyjuice".  Nyquil and Jaegermeister.  Then you can get back to work.
Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild, daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild, weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört, den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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« Reply #10034 on: September 26, 2011, 10:46:59 AM »
Orthonorm, I cannot tell you how much that is true, unfortunately. I am beyond embarrassed at my tendency to freeze in those five minute situations. Once I almost set my college apartment on fire (very long story) and I was standing there, screaming, while Mr. Ismi had to put everything out himself. I mean, he's a firefighter and everything, but come on. He just looked at me once the fire was out and I said, "Well, I would like to hope that I would have done something if you weren't here." Thank goodness my friends had left 30 minutes prior to that, or they would have been hysterical.

He kept staring. Anyway, I did marry him because I knew he would keep me alive in the zombie apocalypse.

Vamrat, I told him your idea (partly because I wanted to hear his response, partly because we have no Jaegermeister in the house right now), and he told me that he would need about 3 or 4 before he would get knocked out. I don't even want to try. ;)
« Last Edit: September 26, 2011, 10:47:28 AM by IsmiLiora »
She's touring the facility/and picking up slack.
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