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« Reply #9675 on: August 21, 2011, 09:50:21 AM »

Grin I can't believe this thread has gone on uninterrupted for 5 and a half years..

Shame Ebor, shame..  laugh

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Or should it be more along the lines of mea culpa?

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« Reply #9676 on: August 21, 2011, 04:41:10 PM »

Why don't prisons use liquid soap?
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« Reply #9677 on: August 22, 2011, 11:40:07 AM »

Why don't prisons use liquid soap?

Because all my soap-on-a-rope jokes would cease making any sense.
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« Reply #9678 on: August 23, 2011, 01:46:10 AM »

Why don't prisons use liquid soap?

Because all my soap-on-a-rope jokes would cease making any sense.
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« Reply #9679 on: August 23, 2011, 07:47:30 AM »

Had another embarrassing OC.net appearance in my dream last night. At one point, I was reading a newspaper. I read an article about ialmisry being a mass murderer, with his victims being elijahmaria and Wyatt. And yes, their actual screen names appeared in the paper.

Won't go into the rest of the dream, too confusing.

Last night was one of those nights where I planned something for dinner and realized that X wasn't good anymore, we didn't have enough of X, and the dish ended up being completely different. I ended up stirfrying green peppers and chicken in oil, with a lot of garlic, soy sauce, and some lemon juice. Since the rice went bad, I cooked Ramen noodles until they were nearly transparent and added them to the skillet. 

I don't know what it was, because that dish was so simple, but I could have eaten 3 bowls of it. We wolfed it down in 5 minutes. Wish I made more.
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« Reply #9680 on: August 23, 2011, 09:32:58 AM »

Had another embarrassing OC.net appearance in my dream last night. At one point, I was reading a newspaper. I read an article about ialmisry being a mass murderer, with his victims being elijahmaria and Wyatt. And yes, their actual screen names appeared in the paper.

"Mass" has more than one meaning. Maybe your unconscious mind has decided who is winning the debate in that particular thread.
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« Reply #9681 on: August 23, 2011, 10:16:00 AM »

Had another embarrassing OC.net appearance in my dream last night. At one point, I was reading a newspaper. I read an article about ialmisry being a mass murderer, with his victims being elijahmaria and Wyatt. And yes, their actual screen names appeared in the paper.

"Mass" has more than one meaning. Maybe your unconscious mind has decided who is winning the debate in that particular thread.

That's even worse.  That means that Mrs. Ismi was subconsciously being a punster.
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« Reply #9682 on: August 23, 2011, 10:19:08 AM »

Hey, that would make me smart.  police


For the record, I think they are all insane. If I had a thread named after me in a derogatory fashion, there is NO way I would continue posting in it. Haha. I am shamed easily.
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« Reply #9683 on: August 23, 2011, 01:17:34 PM »

Hey, that would make me smart.  police


For the record, I think they are all insane. If I had a thread named after me in a derogatory fashion, there is NO way I would continue posting in it. Haha. I am shamed easily.
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« Reply #9684 on: August 23, 2011, 01:24:45 PM »

Hey, that would make me smart.  police


For the record, I think they are all insane. If I had a thread named after me in a derogatory fashion, there is NO way I would continue posting in it. Haha. I am shamed easily.

There is no such thing as bad press. I was seeing if I would get tossed in there today.

I think I would have had to ask Wyatt 34 more times to explain a simple English sentence without dodging before I could have made it.

I've learned my lesson.

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« Reply #9685 on: August 23, 2011, 02:05:15 PM »

Teaching high school math to  16-year-olds who can't add, subtract, multiply, or divide is an interesting job.
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« Reply #9686 on: August 23, 2011, 02:08:59 PM »

Teaching high school math to  16-year-olds who can't add, subtract, multiply, or divide is an interesting job.

Dude, seriously you are in my prayers.

A lot of tutoring of the like here. Can't imagine being in a room full of kids who don't even care they have a problem. At least those who show up for help are doing something.
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« Reply #9687 on: August 23, 2011, 02:10:20 PM »

Teaching high school math to  16-year-olds who can't add, subtract, multiply, or divide is an interesting job.

Dude, seriously you are in my prayers.

A lot of tutoring of the like here. Can't imagine being in a room full of kids who don't even care they have a problem. At least those who show up for help are doing something.
Thanks for your prayers. During my summer months, I always seem to forget that this is how the school year is. haha
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« Reply #9688 on: August 23, 2011, 08:54:47 PM »

Discussion of the Virginia earthquake split off and moved here (merged into a parallel thread on the same subject): http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,39090.0.html
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« Reply #9689 on: August 23, 2011, 11:05:09 PM »

Teaching high school math to  16-year-olds who can't add, subtract, multiply, or divide is an interesting job.

I didn't realize you tought at my High School!
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« Reply #9690 on: August 25, 2011, 03:49:43 PM »

i wonder how i'm gonna get up to 10 or 15 posts a day like the great Mighty isalmisry or orthonorm.  I just can't figure out if I should say anything half the time, lol..
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« Reply #9691 on: August 25, 2011, 03:50:50 PM »

i wonder how i'm gonna get up to 10 or 15 posts a day like the great Mighty isalmisry or orthonorm.  I just can't figure out if I should say anything half the time, lol..

Nice!

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« Reply #9692 on: August 25, 2011, 03:52:00 PM »

i wonder how i'm gonna get up to 10 or 15 posts a day like the great Mighty isalmisry or orthonorm.  I just can't figure out if I should say anything half the time, lol..

Actually those numbers are going to drop like a rock, soon. I accomplished my main goal in postage here.
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« Reply #9693 on: August 25, 2011, 03:52:33 PM »

i wonder how i'm gonna get up to 10 or 15 posts a day like the great Mighty isalmisry or orthonorm.  I just can't figure out if I should say anything half the time, lol..

Actually those numbers are going to drop like a rock, soon. I accomplished my main goal in postage here.


Also turn what could be an entire post into a series of posts.
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« Reply #9694 on: August 25, 2011, 03:53:18 PM »

i wonder how i'm gonna get up to 10 or 15 posts a day like the great Mighty isalmisry or orthonorm.  I just can't figure out if I should say anything half the time, lol..

Actually those numbers are going to drop like a rock, soon. I accomplished my main goal in postage here.


Also turn what could be an entire post into a series of posts.

And be awesome.
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« Reply #9695 on: August 25, 2011, 04:00:26 PM »

i wonder how i'm gonna get up to 10 or 15 posts a day like the great Mighty isalmisry or orthonorm.  I just can't figure out if I should say anything half the time, lol..
Look through my post and see how many there are actually of any substance. (Approximately 20% are only smiley faces).

It's possible. Smiley
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« Reply #9696 on: August 25, 2011, 04:00:44 PM »

oh my god
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« Reply #9697 on: August 25, 2011, 04:00:54 PM »

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« Reply #9698 on: August 25, 2011, 04:01:07 PM »

that is so cool
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« Reply #9699 on: August 25, 2011, 04:01:24 PM »

Well, let's not blaspheme during the posts mmkay?  police


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« Reply #9700 on: August 25, 2011, 04:01:41 PM »

i wonder how i'm gonna get up to 10 or 15 posts a day like the great Mighty isalmisry or orthonorm.  I just can't figure out if I should say anything half the time, lol..

Actually those numbers are going to drop like a rock, soon. I accomplished my main goal in postage here.


Really?  by here do you mean here, or here? 
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« Reply #9701 on: August 25, 2011, 04:02:15 PM »

MMMM bop mmm mmm mmbop YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH --- Hanson
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« Reply #9702 on: August 25, 2011, 04:02:38 PM »

Why does
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« Reply #9703 on: August 25, 2011, 04:02:46 PM »

everyone
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« Reply #9704 on: August 25, 2011, 04:02:52 PM »

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« Reply #9705 on: August 25, 2011, 04:03:02 PM »

multiple times
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« Reply #9706 on: August 25, 2011, 04:03:11 PM »

for one thought?
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« Reply #9707 on: August 25, 2011, 04:03:53 PM »

pork is yummy, i'm glad Christ made all foods clean  Cheesy I WANT MY BACON!!!! MMMM I'D GET IT MYSELF BUT I DON'T HAVE THUMBS, IT'S BACON!!!!!!!
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« Reply #9708 on: August 25, 2011, 04:05:16 PM »

I am transcribing, reading posts, and studying from a Spanish textbook at the same time. Could it be ADHD? (Not that I would take anything for it, but it explains why I can't get anything done.)  Cry
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« Reply #9709 on: August 25, 2011, 04:09:02 PM »

anybody seen this? LISTEN, BACON IS GOOD FOR ME!! LOL  laugh  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T_obaO46Bo
IT'S BACON!!!
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« Reply #9710 on: August 25, 2011, 04:18:34 PM »

i wonder how i'm gonna get up to 10 or 15 posts a day like the great Mighty isalmisry or orthonorm.  I just can't figure out if I should say anything half the time, lol..

Actually those numbers are going to drop like a rock, soon. I accomplished my main goal in postage here.


Really?  by here do you mean here, or here?  

Shrewdly played. Getting Chrismated is done sorta scavenger hunt style at my parish. You draw a list of things you have to find (geolocating), do (get on the first page of posters by number of posts on OC.net), get your photo taken with an Old Believer.  

That sorta thing.

I just now have to find something that appears be somewhere in Tunisia and I am in!
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« Reply #9711 on: August 25, 2011, 05:30:59 PM »

i wonder how i'm gonna get up to 10 or 15 posts a day like the great Mighty isalmisry or orthonorm.  I just can't figure out if I should say anything half the time, lol..

Actually those numbers are going to drop like a rock, soon. I accomplished my main goal in postage here.


Really?  by here do you mean here, or here?  

Shrewdly played. Getting Chrismated is done sorta scavenger hunt style at my parish. You draw a list of things you have to find (geolocating), do (get on the first page of posters by number of posts on OC.net), get your photo taken with an Old Believer.  

That sorta thing.

I just now have to find something that appears be somewhere in Tunisia and I am in!

I really pray you realize what you're just done to the sacrament of chrismation.  When they say it's made of 52 different elements...I don't think this is what they were talking about...just saying.   Cool
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« Reply #9712 on: August 25, 2011, 07:36:35 PM »

i wonder how i'm gonna get up to 10 or 15 posts a day like the great Mighty isalmisry or orthonorm.  I just can't figure out if I should say anything half the time, lol..

Actually those numbers are going to drop like a rock, soon. I accomplished my main goal in postage here.


Really?  by here do you mean here, or here?  

Shrewdly played. Getting Chrismated is done sorta scavenger hunt style at my parish. You draw a list of things you have to find (geolocating), do (get on the first page of posters by number of posts on OC.net), get your photo taken with an Old Believer.  

That sorta thing.

I just now have to find something that appears be somewhere in Tunisia and I am in!

I really pray you realize what you're just done to the sacrament of chrismation.  When they say it's made of 52 different elements...I don't think this is what they were talking about...just saying.   Cool

If one of those 52 elements is hilarity, then your welcome. //:=)
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« Reply #9713 on: August 25, 2011, 10:32:03 PM »

Speaking of this whole marriage thing, my problem is I need 5 women. One to cook, one for sex, one to be the mother of my kids, one to have an intelligent conversation with and the 5th one should be a spare just in case one of the others break down.

So far in my dating experience I met one women who managed to get about 3 of the qualities outlined.
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« Reply #9714 on: August 26, 2011, 12:08:49 AM »

Speaking of this whole marriage thing, my problem is I need 5 women. One to cook, one for sex, one to be the mother of my kids, one to have an intelligent conversation with and the 5th one should be a spare just in case one of the others break down.

So far in my dating experience I met one women who managed to get about 3 of the qualities outlined.

You don't need to be a polygamist to have one wife too many.
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« Reply #9715 on: August 26, 2011, 12:18:49 AM »

NOW YOU LISTEN HERE,  BACON is good for me.  Wink
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« Reply #9716 on: August 26, 2011, 03:02:30 AM »

Speaking of this whole marriage thing, my problem is I need 5 women. One to cook, one for sex, one to be the mother of my kids, one to have an intelligent conversation with and the 5th one should be a spare just in case one of the others break down.

So far in my dating experience I met one women who managed to get about 3 of the qualities outlined.

You can get a girl with all of the amazing qualities, trust me, just odds are they'll leave you.  Cry
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« Reply #9717 on: August 26, 2011, 03:42:09 AM »

when i grow up i wanna be a Toys 'R us Kid...

for realz!
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« Reply #9718 on: August 26, 2011, 03:42:27 AM »

booya hey
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« Reply #9719 on: August 26, 2011, 03:42:43 AM »

lookie here it's almost 200
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