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« Reply #7560 on: February 19, 2010, 02:15:47 AM »

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« Reply #7561 on: February 19, 2010, 02:18:47 AM »

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It doesn't get more random than that!
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« Reply #7562 on: February 19, 2010, 02:28:18 AM »

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« Reply #7563 on: February 19, 2010, 03:28:28 AM »

A single dot isn't even Morse Code for anything.   Shocked
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« Reply #7564 on: February 19, 2010, 03:30:15 AM »

A single dot isn't even Morse Code for anything.   Shocked
And yet it's infinitely bigger than a singularity.
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« Reply #7565 on: February 19, 2010, 03:31:28 AM »

A single dot isn't even Morse Code for anything.   Shocked
And yet it's infinitely bigger than a singularity.

Or a delta function.
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« Reply #7566 on: February 19, 2010, 05:06:15 AM »

I tried to submit a post with absolutely nothing in it, but the post was so pointless that even the forum software rejected it. Tongue
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« Reply #7567 on: February 19, 2010, 05:12:34 AM »

...j...f...k...ok?
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« Reply #7568 on: February 19, 2010, 07:17:58 AM »

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« Reply #7569 on: February 19, 2010, 11:14:48 AM »


yah...poor guy...wonder what's going on?   Wink Grin
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« Reply #7570 on: February 19, 2010, 01:53:58 PM »

That was bad. laugh
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« Reply #7571 on: February 19, 2010, 02:08:46 PM »


But it got as random as that:
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« Reply #7572 on: February 19, 2010, 02:27:00 PM »

ARGH!  Another poster now at 666 posts.  Hopefully he posts again soon so he can get past that number.  (Actually, I'm not at all superstitious, so I'm not afraid something bad is going to happen. Wink)
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« Reply #7573 on: February 19, 2010, 03:52:45 PM »

That was me; just saw it.
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« Reply #7574 on: February 19, 2010, 09:37:48 PM »

PTA, are you an Aleut/Eskimo? Eskimos are cool.
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« Reply #7575 on: February 19, 2010, 09:37:49 PM »

God's creation is unexplainable to me.

I don't understand how everything exists, it is a marvelous wonder.

Just look at the glorious heavens!

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/

We're so honored to have been created as human beings

Gen. 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

St Dorotheos interprets the hymn of St Gregory in his book 'Practical Teachings of the Christian Life, he says:

'Let us realize that we have been made in the image of God who created us, let us honor the archetype, let us not insult the image of God according to which we have been created.

Which of those who want to create a picture of the king, do not use good colors, and so dishonors the king, and is thus punished?

On the contrary, he uses all the precious and bright colors, worthy of the image of the king.

Sometimes he also uses gold leaf on the picture of the king, and tries to show all the robes, so that the royal image should have all the royal characteristics, and each person, seeing the picture, will think that he sees the king himself, the prototype itself.

Therefore the image is very bright and glorious, we, also, let us not dishonor our archetype.

We have been crated according to the image of God, let us make our image clean and honest, worthy of the archetype.

Since, the person who makes an image of the visible king, is punished when he dishonors him, what will we suffer if we despise the image of
God, which is inside us, and as the saint says, 'If we do not offer the image of God as clean as its original glory'.

Let us therefore honor the archetype.'


Gen. 2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

This book is so great, a must read for all christians.

http://www.philokalia.org/abba_dorotheos.htm

Listen to what he says in the first chapter.

You can buy the whole book, with the narration of it, online.

The person recorded the whole book on a cd, I own it, and its really, really, good.
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« Reply #7576 on: February 21, 2010, 12:02:31 AM »

God's creation is unexplainable to me.

I don't understand how everything exists, it is a marvelous wonder.

Just look at the glorious heavens!

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/

We're so honored to have been created as human beings

Gen. 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

St Dorotheos interprets the hymn of St Gregory in his book 'Practical Teachings of the Christian Life, he says:

'Let us realize that we have been made in the image of God who created us, let us honor the archetype, let us not insult the image of God according to which we have been created.

Which of those who want to create a picture of the king, do not use good colors, and so dishonors the king, and is thus punished?

On the contrary, he uses all the precious and bright colors, worthy of the image of the king.

Sometimes he also uses gold leaf on the picture of the king, and tries to show all the robes, so that the royal image should have all the royal characteristics, and each person, seeing the picture, will think that he sees the king himself, the prototype itself.

Therefore the image is very bright and glorious, we, also, let us not dishonor our archetype.

We have been crated according to the image of God, let us make our image clean and honest, worthy of the archetype.

Since, the person who makes an image of the visible king, is punished when he dishonors him, what will we suffer if we despise the image of
God, which is inside us, and as the saint says, 'If we do not offer the image of God as clean as its original glory'.

Let us therefore honor the archetype.'


Gen. 2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

This book is so great, a must read for all christians.

http://www.philokalia.org/abba_dorotheos.htm

Listen to what he says in the first chapter.

You can buy the whole book, with the narration of it, online.

The person recorded the whole book on a cd, I own it, and its really, really, good.


The philokalia is a book written for, ready by, quoted by, monastics and those who are heavily into the spiritual life, having spend much time and study about prayer, fasting and the monastic life in general.  If you read the text "Art of Prayer" you will have a great introduction as to what i'm talking about:   http://www.amazon.com/Art-Prayer-Orthodox-Anthology/dp/0571191657
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« Reply #7577 on: February 21, 2010, 12:04:37 AM »

Taken from my parish's website:

It really does snow in Houston!



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« Reply #7578 on: February 21, 2010, 12:26:57 AM »

God's creation is unexplainable to me.

I don't understand how everything exists, it is a marvelous wonder.

Just look at the glorious heavens!

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/

We're so honored to have been created as human beings

Gen. 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

St Dorotheos interprets the hymn of St Gregory in his book 'Practical Teachings of the Christian Life, he says:

'Let us realize that we have been made in the image of God who created us, let us honor the archetype, let us not insult the image of God according to which we have been created.

Which of those who want to create a picture of the king, do not use good colors, and so dishonors the king, and is thus punished?

On the contrary, he uses all the precious and bright colors, worthy of the image of the king.

Sometimes he also uses gold leaf on the picture of the king, and tries to show all the robes, so that the royal image should have all the royal characteristics, and each person, seeing the picture, will think that he sees the king himself, the prototype itself.

Therefore the image is very bright and glorious, we, also, let us not dishonor our archetype.

We have been crated according to the image of God, let us make our image clean and honest, worthy of the archetype.

Since, the person who makes an image of the visible king, is punished when he dishonors him, what will we suffer if we despise the image of
God, which is inside us, and as the saint says, 'If we do not offer the image of God as clean as its original glory'.

Let us therefore honor the archetype.'


Gen. 2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

This book is so great, a must read for all christians.

http://www.philokalia.org/abba_dorotheos.htm

Listen to what he says in the first chapter.

You can buy the whole book, with the narration of it, online.

The person recorded the whole book on a cd, I own it, and its really, really, good.


The philokalia is a book written for, ready by, quoted by, monastics and those who are heavily into the spiritual life, having spend much time and study about prayer, fasting and the monastic life in general.  If you read the text "Art of Prayer" you will have a great introduction as to what i'm talking about:   http://www.amazon.com/Art-Prayer-Orthodox-Anthology/dp/0571191657

The website is about the philokalia, it is a website, if you don't know the difference philokalia is greek for Gk. φιλοκαλία, "love of the beautiful"

Its a website with lectures and other great audio recordings on it.

I think the philokalia should be read by all Orthodox christians, not just monastics.

Every Orthodox christian should at least read St Maximos the Confessor. philokalia vol. 2
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« Reply #7579 on: February 21, 2010, 01:38:08 AM »

Ehhhh, PetertheAleut.  The above statement doesn't say that DID alters are prohibited from obtaining usernames and all of my alters have been fighting to get one.  Tell me that you are not discriminatory.  This is Ameeeeeerica, man.

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« Reply #7580 on: February 21, 2010, 01:39:34 AM »

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« Reply #7581 on: February 21, 2010, 02:59:31 AM »

 This is Ameeeeeerica, man.
Is it?
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« Reply #7582 on: February 21, 2010, 11:32:38 AM »


We should have told you this sooner, but... we really only let you aussies participate here because we like the funny way you spell words such as colour.
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« Reply #7583 on: February 21, 2010, 02:17:35 PM »


We should have told you this sooner, but... we really only let you aussies participate here because we like the funny way you spell words such as colour.
At least you spelled it correctly! Cheesy
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« Reply #7584 on: February 21, 2010, 02:27:42 PM »

At least you spelled it correctly! Cheesy

One misspelled word down, so many more to go.
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« Reply #7585 on: February 21, 2010, 02:33:17 PM »


We should have told you this sooner, but... we really only let you aussies participate here because we like the funny way you spell words such as colour.
Ohhhhh...so thats why they are here. I thought it was because of Foster’s. Wink
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« Reply #7586 on: February 21, 2010, 04:30:31 PM »

Foster's is nasty!
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« Reply #7587 on: February 21, 2010, 08:21:18 PM »

Foster's is nasty!

Perhaps, but they had a great ad campaign a few years back.
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« Reply #7588 on: February 21, 2010, 09:09:53 PM »

Foster's is nasty!
Like a former housemate once said (in his worst attempt at an Australian accent):

"Foster's...  Australian for Pabst." Cheesy
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« Reply #7589 on: February 21, 2010, 11:15:46 PM »

Haha, excellent!

I never had standard Fosters, just the bitter. That was bad enough, I can't imagine the horror that is the lager.
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« Reply #7590 on: February 22, 2010, 02:25:55 PM »

http://xkcd.com/705/
This absolutely cracked me up.  Reminds me of the days when I was fresh out of community college, working as a junior network admin, though I lacked that sort of dedication (muttering about 'uptime' was common though  laugh).
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« Reply #7591 on: February 22, 2010, 03:34:40 PM »

So hail and slush here in Albuquerque... but still no substantial snow.  Sad
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« Reply #7592 on: February 22, 2010, 03:43:32 PM »

Haha, excellent!

I never had standard Fosters, just the bitter. That was bad enough, I can't imagine the horror that is the lager.
No one in Australia actually drinks Fosters. Its a joke we've played on the world and you all fell for it.
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« Reply #7593 on: February 22, 2010, 05:15:58 PM »

How does one pray for telemarketers and meter-maids.
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« Reply #7594 on: February 22, 2010, 09:24:34 PM »

This shows how much the demons hate us.

They don't like us to pray very much.

They really, really, hated these men.

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106. We have heard that the evil one attacked a certain saint so fiercely as he prayed that, when the saint lifted up his hands, the evil one changed himself into a lion and raising his front legs fixed his claws into the saint's thighs; and he kept them there until the saint lowered his hands, which was only when he had come to the end of his usual prayers.
107. There is too the case of that great monk, John the Small. He lived the hesychastic life in a pit, and his
communion with God was not interrupted even when a demon in the form of a serpent wound itself round him,
chewed his flesh and spat it out into his face.
108. You have surely read the lives of the monks of Tabennesis. When Abba Theodore was preaching to the
brethren, two vipers crawled under his feet; but he calmly made an arch of his feet and let them stay there until
he had finished his sermon. Then he showed the vipers to the brethren and told them what had happened.
109. We read how, when another spiritual brother was praying, a viper came and wound itself round his leg. But he
did not lower his hands until he had finished all his usual prayers; and because he loved God more than himself,
he was not harmed at all.
110. Do not let your eyes be distracted during prayer, but detach yourself from concern with body and soul, and give all your attention to the intellect.
111. Another saint living the hesychastic life in the desert was attacked, as he was praying, by demons who for two
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« Reply #7595 on: February 22, 2010, 09:53:47 PM »

Haha, excellent!

I never had standard Fosters, just the bitter. That was bad enough, I can't imagine the horror that is the lager.
No one in Australia actually drinks Fosters. Its a joke we've played on the world and you all fell for it.
And yet, it's head and shoulders above our own practical joke, Bud Light.
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« Reply #7596 on: February 23, 2010, 07:20:18 PM »

We had enough snow last night to merit a two hour delay this morning.
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« Reply #7597 on: February 23, 2010, 07:26:04 PM »

How does one pray for telemarketers and meter-maids.
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« Reply #7599 on: February 27, 2010, 09:27:10 PM »

Haha, excellent!

I never had standard Fosters, just the bitter. That was bad enough, I can't imagine the horror that is the lager.
No one in Australia actually drinks Fosters. Its a joke we've played on the world and you all fell for it.

IIRC Fosters isn't even brewed in Australia.
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« Reply #7600 on: February 28, 2010, 06:31:34 AM »

Haha, excellent!

I never had standard Fosters, just the bitter. That was bad enough, I can't imagine the horror that is the lager.
No one in Australia actually drinks Fosters. Its a joke we've played on the world and you all fell for it.

IIRC Fosters isn't even brewed in Australia.
According to their own website, www.fostersbeer.com, it's brewed in the US in Fort Worth, Texas, by Oil Can Breweries, using a licence from Foster's International. Hmm, Oil Can....sounds about like it tastes.
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« Reply #7601 on: February 28, 2010, 07:35:27 AM »

According to their own website, www.fostersbeer.com, it's brewed in the US in Fort Worth, Texas, by Oil Can Breweries, using a licence from Foster's International. Hmm, Oil Can....sounds about like it tastes.

They should call it Tin Man.  I don't think it would sell as well, though (so much for truth in advertising).
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« Reply #7602 on: February 28, 2010, 04:26:27 PM »

Haha, excellent!

I never had standard Fosters, just the bitter. That was bad enough, I can't imagine the horror that is the lager.
No one in Australia actually drinks Fosters. Its a joke we've played on the world and you all fell for it.
And yet, it's head and shoulders above our own practical joke, Bud Light.
Too true; Budweiser, Coors, Busch, etc ... It should be illegal to label this fermented goat urine as beer.  Smiley
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« Reply #7603 on: February 28, 2010, 04:51:27 PM »

Haha, excellent!

I never had standard Fosters, just the bitter. That was bad enough, I can't imagine the horror that is the lager.
No one in Australia actually drinks Fosters. Its a joke we've played on the world and you all fell for it.
And yet, it's head and shoulders above our own practical joke, Bud Light.
Too true; Budweiser, Coors, Busch, etc ... It should be illegal to label this fermented goat urine as beer.  Smiley
Ahh, how good it is to live in Beervana! Grin  I believe we have more microbreweries here in western Oregon than anywhere else in the U.S.
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« Reply #7604 on: February 28, 2010, 04:54:58 PM »

Are EO allowed to drink beer during Lent? We're not.


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