^ How about Dean of Dignified Discussion?
Don't Deans have be be appointed or chosen as opposed to claiming the title on their own? If so, I guess it would be the Moderators and Admins who would be the committee...
Come on, that's not the American way. Just look at the way Americans have
reinvented the martial arts, with all sorts of people creating their own styles and declaring themselves super duper 10th dan supreme grand masters. Just declare yourself dean, and ignore the naysayers!