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« Reply #6120 on: June 26, 2009, 05:01:31 PM » |
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« Reply #6121 on: June 27, 2009, 12:43:56 AM » |
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« Reply #6122 on: June 27, 2009, 12:58:06 AM » |
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Six Hens a roosting
I think that is how the songgoes
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« Reply #6123 on: June 27, 2009, 01:39:47 AM » |
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...and I was all, like, "No you tell Chewbacca he needs a haircut! I had to give him a bath last week, remember!?!" And then Timmy had the nerve to say, "But Chewbacca loves the Flowbee and besides, I unclogged the drain three times this week." Flippin' Wookies; Call me an anti-Wookieite, but when our lease is up I'm never having anything to do with them again! Flippin' Wookies! And Timmy can jump in the swamps of Dagobah! I don't even care!
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« Reply #6124 on: June 27, 2009, 05:29:03 AM » |
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Does your wife have long hair, Gabriel?
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« Reply #6125 on: June 27, 2009, 11:10:51 AM » |
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Hmmm..... what would a wookie look like with braids?
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« Reply #6126 on: June 27, 2009, 12:21:10 PM » |
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Britany Spears.
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« Reply #6127 on: June 27, 2009, 02:14:14 PM » |
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Miley Cyrus? Lol brittany spears maybe
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« Reply #6128 on: June 27, 2009, 02:24:01 PM » |
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Better still.... What would a wookie look like with Dreadlocks?
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« Reply #6129 on: June 27, 2009, 05:17:46 PM » |
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matted...very very matted and in need of extreme grooming.
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"I wish they would remember that the charge to Peter was "Feed my sheep", not "Try experiments on my rats", or even "Teach my performing dogs new tricks". - C. S. Lewis
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« Reply #6130 on: June 28, 2009, 01:03:56 AM » |
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« Reply #6131 on: June 28, 2009, 01:05:32 AM » |
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I think that is how the songgoes I was thinking of FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG |
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« Reply #6132 on: June 29, 2009, 12:23:12 AM » |
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Unless you are talking about coneys, not interested. And anyway, that'd bee too much dough for a footlong coney. Now five footlongs for five dollars...bargain!  |
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« Reply #6133 on: June 29, 2009, 02:24:43 AM » |
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I think that is how the songgoes I was thinking of FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONGIsn't it FIVE GOLDEN RINGS |
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« Reply #6134 on: June 29, 2009, 10:06:53 AM » |
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No, it's
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« Reply #6135 on: June 29, 2009, 10:07:34 AM » |
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Unless you are talking about coneys, not interested. And anyway, that'd bee too much dough for a footlong coney. Now five footlongs for five dollars...bargain! coneys are also rabbits and they go well with 'taters.  |
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« Reply #6136 on: June 29, 2009, 10:51:55 AM » |
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« Reply #6138 on: June 29, 2009, 06:54:52 PM » |
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^ I prefer seven hens a'roasting! With Mashed potatoes and brocoli. Apple cobbler and Vanilla bean ice cream for desert with a nice sweet Texas Muscadine wine. Mmmmm....That's livin'. |
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« Reply #6139 on: June 29, 2009, 11:07:48 PM » |
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« Reply #6140 on: June 30, 2009, 12:55:38 AM » |
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Gee, everyone missed the reference to Subway TM.  You got that? |
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« Reply #6141 on: June 30, 2009, 09:36:39 AM » |
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I sometimes feel guilty for such internet memes, but here it goes.
BRB, CHURCH
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« Reply #6142 on: June 30, 2009, 09:59:17 AM » |
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« Reply #6143 on: June 30, 2009, 10:12:54 AM » |
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I forgot about this thread, it has been awhile since I made my presence felt... FEEL ME!!! I nominate this for most random post of the random postings thread. -Nick |
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« Reply #6144 on: June 30, 2009, 02:37:20 PM » |
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« Reply #6145 on: June 30, 2009, 04:10:54 PM » |
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Here's the award Admiralnick... now being presented to Arimethea! For the most random random post of the month. That looks pretty nice.... *steals trophy and places it on his mantle* -Nick |
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« Reply #6146 on: June 30, 2009, 04:29:05 PM » |
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LOL, did it fit on the mantle? That is a big trophy. It is 7 hands high and weighs 14 stone.
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« Reply #6147 on: June 30, 2009, 04:35:45 PM » |
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Or perhaps we don't feel that repeating an advertising jingle is sufficiently random for this thread.
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« Reply #6148 on: June 30, 2009, 04:58:29 PM » |
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« Reply #6149 on: June 30, 2009, 05:19:58 PM » |
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« Reply #6150 on: June 30, 2009, 06:34:32 PM » |
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« Reply #6151 on: June 30, 2009, 08:12:24 PM » |
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Whenever.
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« Reply #6152 on: June 30, 2009, 09:00:10 PM » |
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If thou meetest the king of the toilet paper upon the porceline throne
Do sit and contemplate your life, and little may you grown.
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« Reply #6153 on: July 06, 2009, 06:37:25 PM » |
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As long as we're sharing toilet poems....
Demons of the toilet, leave my butt alone
I just came here to take a dump, not for my sins atone
(A guy in my poetry class wrote a more "colorful" version of this, titled Montezuma's Revenge.")
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« Reply #6154 on: July 06, 2009, 07:16:10 PM » |
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As long as we're sharing toilet poems....
Demons of the toilet, leave my butt alone
I just came here to take a dump, not for my sins atone
(A guy in my poetry class wrote a more "colorful" version of this, titled Montezuma's Revenge.")
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« Reply #6155 on: July 06, 2009, 11:24:24 PM » |
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« Reply #6156 on: July 07, 2009, 02:47:01 AM » |
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Never ever gonna stop.
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« Reply #6158 on: July 07, 2009, 01:33:45 PM » |
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« Reply #6159 on: July 07, 2009, 04:38:53 PM » |
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Barry White (may he rest in peace) fans are present on this thread. Yes indeed. Barry White fans are present here. |
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Young, nice woman enters a Church. She's dressed traditionally (skirt, headscarf and all that stuff), doesn't have any make up or jewellery. She asks the Priest:
- Father, what do you think about Vladimir Lossky's thoughts on theosis. Do you think he properly interpreted St. Athanasius' teachings? Maybe in Philiokalia there would be something more appropriate and Orthodox?
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« Reply #6161 on: July 08, 2009, 12:24:36 AM » |
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102 posts (including this one and the one after this one) in the last 30 days. Ahhh, relief. Updated for content. |
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Young, nice woman enters a Church. She's dressed traditionally (skirt, headscarf and all that stuff), doesn't have any make up or jewellery. She asks the Priest:
- Father, what do you think about Vladimir Lossky's thoughts on theosis. Do you think he properly interpreted St. Athanasius' teachings? Maybe in Philiokalia there would be something more appropriate and Orthodox?
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« Reply #6163 on: July 08, 2009, 10:43:26 AM » |
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I know one who almost perfectly fits to the joke (she dresses less traditional). And she's going to marry in September.
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Being a nitpicker is a lousy way to live.
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