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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6120 on: June 26, 2009, 05:01:31 PM »
FIVE
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6121 on: June 27, 2009, 12:43:56 AM »
FIVE DOLLAR

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« Reply #6122 on: June 27, 2009, 12:58:06 AM »
Six Hens a roosting

I think that is how the songgoes
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6123 on: June 27, 2009, 01:39:47 AM »
...and I was all, like, "No you tell Chewbacca he needs a haircut!  I had to give him a bath last week, remember!?!"  And then Timmy had the nerve to say, "But Chewbacca loves the Flowbee and besides, I unclogged the drain three times this week."  Flippin' Wookies; Call me an anti-Wookieite, but when our lease is up I'm never having anything to do with them again!  Flippin' Wookies!  And Timmy can jump in the swamps of Dagobah!  I don't even care! 
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6124 on: June 27, 2009, 05:29:03 AM »
Does your wife have long hair, Gabriel?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6125 on: June 27, 2009, 11:10:51 AM »
Hmmm..... what would a wookie look like with braids?
Even satan himself can appear as an Angel of the Lord, and do good works in His name, to distract you from the path of True Righteousness

Ever notice that just like there is no age limit on stupidity, there is no IQ limit either? kind of explains a lot huh?

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6126 on: June 27, 2009, 12:21:10 PM »
^

Britany Spears.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6127 on: June 27, 2009, 02:14:14 PM »
Miley Cyrus?  Lol brittany spears maybe

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6128 on: June 27, 2009, 02:24:01 PM »
Better still.... What would a wookie look like with Dreadlocks?
Even satan himself can appear as an Angel of the Lord, and do good works in His name, to distract you from the path of True Righteousness

Ever notice that just like there is no age limit on stupidity, there is no IQ limit either? kind of explains a lot huh?

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6129 on: June 27, 2009, 05:17:46 PM »
matted...very very matted and in need of extreme grooming.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6130 on: June 28, 2009, 01:03:56 AM »
What would a wookie look like with cornrows?   ???

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6131 on: June 28, 2009, 01:05:32 AM »
I think that is how the songgoes

I was thinking of

FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6132 on: June 29, 2009, 12:23:12 AM »
Unless you are talking about coneys, not interested.  And anyway, that'd bee too much dough for a footlong coney.  Now five footlongs for five dollars...bargain! :)
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6133 on: June 29, 2009, 02:24:43 AM »
I think that is how the songgoes

I was thinking of

FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG
Isn't it
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6134 on: June 29, 2009, 10:06:53 AM »
No, it's

"Three rings for the elven kings under the sky..."
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6135 on: June 29, 2009, 10:07:34 AM »
Unless you are talking about coneys, not interested.  And anyway, that'd bee too much dough for a footlong coney.  Now five footlongs for five dollars...bargain! :)

coneys are also rabbits and they go well with 'taters.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6136 on: June 29, 2009, 10:51:55 AM »
No, it's

"Three rings for the elven kings under the sky..."

LOL.  But nine for us, 'cause we are weak.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6137 on: June 29, 2009, 05:17:15 PM »
Seven hens a roosting :)

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6138 on: June 29, 2009, 06:54:52 PM »
^
I prefer seven hens a'roasting!

With Mashed potatoes and brocoli.

Apple cobbler and Vanilla bean ice cream for desert with a nice sweet Texas Muscadine wine.

Mmmmm....That's livin'. :)
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6139 on: June 29, 2009, 11:07:48 PM »
I forgot about this thread, it has been awhile since I made my presence felt... FEEL ME!!!  :laugh:
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6140 on: June 30, 2009, 12:55:38 AM »
Gee, everyone missed the reference to SubwayTM.   :o

You got that?

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6141 on: June 30, 2009, 09:36:39 AM »
I sometimes feel guilty for such internet memes, but here it goes.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6142 on: June 30, 2009, 09:59:17 AM »
Gee, everyone missed the reference to SubwayTM.   :o
Or perhaps we don't feel that repeating an advertising jingle is sufficiently random for this thread.
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« Reply #6143 on: June 30, 2009, 10:12:54 AM »
I forgot about this thread, it has been awhile since I made my presence felt... FEEL ME!!!  :laugh:

I nominate this for most random post of the random postings thread.

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« Reply #6144 on: June 30, 2009, 02:37:20 PM »


Here's the award Admiralnick... now being presented to Arimethea! For the most random random post of the month.

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« Reply #6145 on: June 30, 2009, 04:10:54 PM »


Here's the award Admiralnick... now being presented to Arimethea! For the most random random post of the month.

That looks pretty nice.... *steals trophy and places it on his mantle* :laugh:

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« Reply #6146 on: June 30, 2009, 04:29:05 PM »
LOL, did it fit on the mantle?  That is a big trophy.  It is 7 hands high and weighs 14 stone.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6147 on: June 30, 2009, 04:35:45 PM »
Or perhaps we don't feel that repeating an advertising jingle is sufficiently random for this thread.

Blame my random generator.  Whatever.   ::)

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6148 on: June 30, 2009, 04:58:29 PM »
Or perhaps we don't feel that repeating an advertising jingle is sufficiently random for this thread.

Blame my random generator.  Whatever.   ::)

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« Reply #6149 on: June 30, 2009, 05:19:58 PM »
Or perhaps we don't feel that repeating an advertising jingle is sufficiently random for this thread.

Blame my random generator.  Whatever.   ::)

Whenever.

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« Reply #6150 on: June 30, 2009, 06:34:32 PM »


Here's the award Admiralnick... now being presented to Arimethea! For the most random random post of the month.

Why not the nabedrennik or the mitre?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6151 on: June 30, 2009, 08:12:24 PM »
Whenever.
Whoever.

Forever.

Never ever gonna stop.

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« Reply #6152 on: June 30, 2009, 09:00:10 PM »
If thou meetest the king of the toilet paper upon the porceline throne
Do sit and contemplate your life, and little may you grown.
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« Reply #6153 on: July 06, 2009, 06:37:25 PM »
As long as we're sharing toilet poems....

Demons of the toilet, leave my butt alone
I just came here to take a dump, not for my sins atone

(A guy in my poetry class wrote a more "colorful" version of this, titled Montezuma's Revenge.")
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« Reply #6154 on: July 06, 2009, 07:16:10 PM »
As long as we're sharing toilet poems....

Demons of the toilet, leave my butt alone
I just came here to take a dump, not for my sins atone

(A guy in my poetry class wrote a more "colorful" version of this, titled Montezuma's Revenge.")

Didn't the heretic Arius die on the can? How ignominious ...  :o

And let's not forget the impious iconoclast emperor Constantine Copronymus. Great nickname!
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« Reply #6155 on: July 06, 2009, 11:24:24 PM »
Whatever.   ;)

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6156 on: July 07, 2009, 02:47:01 AM »
Never ever gonna stop.
Because we're never gonna get enough.
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« Reply #6157 on: July 07, 2009, 12:40:17 PM »
"It is remarkable that what we call the world...in what professes to be true...will allow in one man no blemishes, and in another no virtue."--Charles Dickens

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« Reply #6158 on: July 07, 2009, 01:33:45 PM »
Barry White (may he rest in peace) fans are present on this thread.   ;D

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« Reply #6159 on: July 07, 2009, 04:38:53 PM »
Barry White (may he rest in peace) fans are present on this thread.   ;D
Yes indeed. Barry White fans are present here.
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« Reply #6160 on: July 07, 2009, 05:05:30 PM »
Young, nice woman enters a Church. She's dressed traditionally (skirt, headscarf and all that stuff), doesn't have any make up or jewellery. She asks the Priest:
- Father, what do you think about Vladimir Lossky's thoughts on theosis. Do you think he properly interpreted St. Athanasius' teachings? Maybe in Philiokalia there would be something more appropriate and Orthodox?
- Get married, fool. Immediately!
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« Reply #6161 on: July 08, 2009, 12:24:36 AM »
102 posts (including this one and the one after this one) in the last 30 days.  Ahhh, relief.   :)

Updated for content.
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« Reply #6162 on: July 08, 2009, 12:26:24 AM »
Young, nice woman enters a Church. She's dressed traditionally (skirt, headscarf and all that stuff), doesn't have any make up or jewellery. She asks the Priest:
- Father, what do you think about Vladimir Lossky's thoughts on theosis. Do you think he properly interpreted St. Athanasius' teachings? Maybe in Philiokalia there would be something more appropriate and Orthodox?
- Get married, fool. Immediately!

If I were lucky enough to meet a woman who knew who Vladimir Lossky was, because I surely don't, my life would be totally different.   ;D

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« Reply #6163 on: July 08, 2009, 10:43:26 AM »
I know one who almost perfectly fits to the joke (she dresses less traditional). And she's going to marry in September.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6164 on: July 16, 2009, 01:30:50 PM »
Being a nitpicker is a lousy way to live.
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