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« Reply #6075 on: June 17, 2009, 10:37:23 PM »
Congrats on your milestone!  :)
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« Reply #6076 on: June 17, 2009, 10:49:11 PM »
Congrats on your milestone!  :)
Congrats on being awesome!  thanks a bunch! 
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« Reply #6077 on: June 17, 2009, 11:08:01 PM »
Me?  Awesome? 

naaaah..

But it's nice of you to say so.   ;)
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« Reply #6078 on: June 17, 2009, 11:30:06 PM »
Me?  Awesome? 

naaaah..

But it's nice of you to say so.   ;)

dude you so are and you SO know it...lol. 
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« Reply #6079 on: June 17, 2009, 11:56:25 PM »
Well, if a history/Tolkien/Japan-geek Vulcan impersonator is one definition of awesome, maybe I am...  ;)

Thank you for making a simple door very happy.. Oops, wrong book  ;D
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« Reply #6080 on: June 18, 2009, 06:23:25 AM »
Well, if a history/Tolkien/Japan-geek Vulcan impersonator is one definition of awesome, maybe I am...  ;)

Thank you for making a simple door very happy.. Oops, wrong book  ;D

You do realize i'm foreign right....?  lol.  just kidding. 


well...i'm off to "never" land...lol.  see you guys on monday
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« Reply #6081 on: June 18, 2009, 12:38:57 PM »
I'm not wearing any pants.  Film at 11.
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« Reply #6082 on: June 18, 2009, 01:23:36 PM »
I'm not wearing any pants.  Film at 11.
TMI, dude!  TMI! ::)
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« Reply #6083 on: June 18, 2009, 08:57:38 PM »
Are you channeling Wakko Warner, Ian?   I've heard that line on The Animaniacs
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« Reply #6084 on: June 19, 2009, 03:16:27 AM »
ONE

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« Reply #6085 on: June 19, 2009, 08:00:09 AM »
.... is the loneliest number.... ?
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« Reply #6086 on: June 19, 2009, 02:27:45 PM »
"Now the world is gone, I'm just one.

Oh God Help Me!

Hold my breath as I wish for Death.

Oh please God help me!"

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« Reply #6087 on: June 19, 2009, 03:42:08 PM »
Metropolitan Isaiah rides a Harley to his cathedral in Denver.  It is said that he was part of a biker gang in his past.  Not sure if there's any real truth to that part but i've seen him ride the bike personally...good times. 

Please post a picture of hin on Harley.
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« Reply #6088 on: June 19, 2009, 07:25:13 PM »
TWO

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« Reply #6089 on: June 19, 2009, 08:44:45 PM »
... for Tea?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #6090 on: June 19, 2009, 08:58:46 PM »
T for TWO
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« Reply #6091 on: June 20, 2009, 01:04:32 AM »
It takes two to tango?

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« Reply #6092 on: June 22, 2009, 01:00:53 PM »
Metropolitan Isaiah rides a Harley to his cathedral in Denver.  It is said that he was part of a biker gang in his past.  Not sure if there's any real truth to that part but i've seen him ride the bike personally...good times. 

Please post a picture of hin on Harley.

I don't think there are any pictures of him on the harley actually...at least I never took any. 
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« Reply #6093 on: June 22, 2009, 01:42:51 PM »
Can't wait for three.
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« Reply #6094 on: June 23, 2009, 12:34:20 AM »
"Remember when the [TV] remote was three buttons?  Now it's like an honors math calculator... 'I'm just tryin' to find VH1, not split an atom!'" ~ Jim Gaffigan
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« Reply #6095 on: June 23, 2009, 04:26:49 AM »
Are you channeling Wakko Warner, Ian?   I've heard that line on The Animaniacs

Thanks for the trip in the wayback machine.
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« Reply #6096 on: June 23, 2009, 04:27:42 AM »
"Remember when the [TV] remote was three buttons?  Now it's like an honors math calculator... 'I'm just tryin' to find VH1, not split an atom!'" ~ Jim Gaffigan

Remember when the TV remote was "Hey (insert name), could you go up there and flip the TV to channel 8?"
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« Reply #6097 on: June 23, 2009, 04:36:08 AM »
THREE

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« Reply #6098 on: June 23, 2009, 07:52:39 AM »
"Remember when the [TV] remote was three buttons?  Now it's like an honors math calculator... 'I'm just tryin' to find VH1, not split an atom!'" ~ Jim Gaffigan

Remember when the TV remote was "Hey (insert name), could you go up there and flip the TV to channel 8?"
I do. When I was very young, we had a 10-inch B/W that received three channels, and fuzzy at that. No remote. Sure, now we have a remote about the size of Kansas, but 1080i....worth it.
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« Reply #6099 on: June 23, 2009, 08:18:49 AM »
We have a "Wandering Remote", that is the children put it down or carry it about and forget where it is.  I've pondered attaching it to a cinder block or a bowling ball or a plank of wood so that it might be a bit easier to find.
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« Reply #6100 on: June 23, 2009, 09:31:29 AM »
We have a "Wandering Remote", that is the children put it down or carry it about and forget where it is.  I've pondered attaching it to a cinder block or a bowling ball or a plank of wood so that it might be a bit easier to find.

Don't they make a watch that's a universal remote?  I think i've seen those somewhere...that might be a nice solution. 

Although in a lot of ways i like your solutions better. 
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« Reply #6101 on: June 23, 2009, 11:11:57 AM »
We have a "Wandering Remote", that is the children put it down or carry it about and forget where it is.  I've pondered attaching it to a cinder block or a bowling ball or a plank of wood so that it might be a bit easier to find.
Some TVs have a remote finder. It's a button on the TV that causes your remote to beep repeatedly until you push a button on the remote. It can be useful as long as you don't have curious toddlers. :)
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« Reply #6102 on: June 23, 2009, 03:17:44 PM »
We have a portable/wireless phone set where the handsets can be made to beep in order to find them.  Of course if they've run out of power they don't say a thing.
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« Reply #6103 on: June 23, 2009, 03:31:46 PM »
If child = remote control, then remote control = lost happens much less frequently. ;)
(If a cousin can have his 2 year old son go and fetch him a beer in a tavern in Greece, the possibilities are endless...)
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« Reply #6104 on: June 23, 2009, 03:42:12 PM »
WHAT?? Greeks drinking beer ?? IS OUTRAGE!
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« Reply #6105 on: June 23, 2009, 03:53:49 PM »
I know, I know.  I'm not apologetic - I love my beer.  But it is strange.
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« Reply #6106 on: June 23, 2009, 03:59:53 PM »
So you love strange beer.  It could be worse.  You could love well known but disgusting beer (IE Pearl).

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« Reply #6107 on: June 23, 2009, 04:01:27 PM »
So you love strange beer.  It could be worse.  You could love well known but disgusting beer (IE Pearl).

Still Pantless.  Film At 11.
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« Reply #6108 on: June 23, 2009, 04:04:08 PM »
No kilt either!  Film at 11:15.
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« Reply #6109 on: June 23, 2009, 04:30:32 PM »
1000!
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« Reply #6110 on: June 23, 2009, 04:41:27 PM »
^ Congrats, mike.  Many more, in good health!
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« Reply #6111 on: June 23, 2009, 04:45:20 PM »
Thanks. I hope the next thousand of posts will be better and more comprehensive than the already finished one.
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« Reply #6112 on: June 23, 2009, 05:02:04 PM »
No kilt either!  Film at 11:15.

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« Reply #6113 on: June 23, 2009, 06:19:35 PM »
"Remember when the [TV] remote was three buttons?  Now it's like an honors math calculator... 'I'm just tryin' to find VH1, not split an atom!'" ~ Jim Gaffigan

Remember when the TV remote was "Hey (insert name), could you go up there and flip the TV to channel 8?"
I do. When I was very young, we had a 10-inch B/W that received three channels, and fuzzy at that. No remote. Sure, now we have a remote about the size of Kansas, but 1080i....worth it.

Even better, how about being made to climb on the roof and turn the antenna to get a better picture, with my little brother yelling out the window "He said a little more"
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« Reply #6114 on: June 24, 2009, 12:31:11 AM »
I wish I could just go up to the TV and push the buttons when the remote is lost.  Unfortunately, these days they force us to be dependent on the dern things.  I'll be right there at the DVD player, putting in the disc, but I can't just reach over and push the play button because there isn't one.   >:(
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« Reply #6115 on: June 24, 2009, 03:34:13 AM »
No kilt either!  Film at 11:15.

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« Reply #6116 on: June 24, 2009, 04:08:00 AM »
FOUR

(EVERYBODY DUCK!!! :o)
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« Reply #6117 on: June 24, 2009, 09:42:49 AM »
Yay! We reached three, that's so awesome and--
*ducks*


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« Reply #6118 on: June 24, 2009, 09:43:53 AM »
P.S.: Besides ducking, is man able to "chicken"?
Definitely. Every school-age boy has taunted another for chickening out.
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« Reply #6119 on: June 24, 2009, 10:13:03 AM »
"Remember when the [TV] remote was three buttons?  Now it's like an honors math calculator... 'I'm just tryin' to find VH1, not split an atom!'" ~ Jim Gaffigan

Remember when the TV remote was "Hey (insert name), could you go up there and flip the TV to channel 8?"
I do. When I was very young, we had a 10-inch B/W that received three channels, and fuzzy at that. No remote. Sure, now we have a remote about the size of Kansas, but 1080i....worth it.

Even better, how about being made to climb on the roof and turn the antenna to get a better picture, with my little brother yelling out the window "He said a little more"

Now that brings back memories.  Or after the latest ice storm has coated the antenna, climbing out there with a dull knife to chip off the inch of ice.  Or reattach the thing to the roof.
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