Fine... I'll do it.
Are "monkies" anything like "monkeys"? No, they're short bald men in robes. "Monkees," however are quite different.
...people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing...
... to put anybody down!
"O Cross of Christ, all-holy, thrice-blessed, and life-giving, instrument of the mystical rites of Zion, the holy Altar for the service of our Great Archpriest, the blessing - the weapon - the strength of priests, our pride, our consolation, the light in our hearts, our mind, and our steps"
Met. Meletios of Nikopolis & Preveza, from his ordination.