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« Reply #5355 on: February 15, 2009, 05:29:07 AM »

You learn something new every day. Smiley And I think that's good, in that there'd be less people mispronouncing her name, as even her pre-school teacher does at times, hehe. 
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« Reply #5356 on: February 17, 2009, 02:08:57 AM »

THIS IS THE REFRAIN!

IT STICKS IN YOUR BRAIN!

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« Reply #5357 on: February 17, 2009, 02:14:05 AM »

Enimem toppled Kelly Clarkson from Billboards Top Charts during the week of 2/12/09.
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« Reply #5358 on: February 17, 2009, 02:18:24 AM »

"O DO DA DAY" IS YOUR NEXT LINE!
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« Reply #5359 on: February 17, 2009, 02:20:28 AM »

I didn't know we were playing a game.

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« Reply #5360 on: February 17, 2009, 02:39:41 AM »

oh....justwantedtoseeifitwouldwork.  wellnowthatiknowitwill....

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« Reply #5361 on: February 17, 2009, 02:47:37 AM »

Worcestershire sauce is made from dissolved anchovies (including the bones) that have been soaked in vinegar.
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« Reply #5362 on: February 17, 2009, 03:04:17 AM »

Worcestershire sauce is made from dissolved anchovies (including the bones) that have been soaked in vinegar.
Better that than eating anchovies straight out of the can. Tongue  Couldn't taste the fish for the salt.
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« Reply #5363 on: February 17, 2009, 01:00:15 PM »

Worcestershire sauce is made from dissolved anchovies (including the bones) that have been soaked in vinegar.
I did not know that. Well, then, we'll have Worcestershire sauce only on fish days. We use it to make steak sauce for our "eggplant steaks."
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« Reply #5364 on: February 17, 2009, 01:25:36 PM »

Worcestershire sauce is made from dissolved anchovies (including the bones) that have been soaked in vinegar.

I knew there had to be a reason why I didn't like it...
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« Reply #5365 on: February 17, 2009, 03:19:01 PM »

Worcestershire sauce is made from dissolved anchovies (including the bones) that have been soaked in vinegar.

I knew there had to be a reason why I didn't like it...

Speaking of Cleveland, did you know its illegal to catch mice there without a hunting license?
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« Reply #5366 on: February 17, 2009, 03:47:25 PM »

My cat does it. Should I report her to the police?
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« Reply #5367 on: February 17, 2009, 03:51:23 PM »

My cat does it. Should I report her to the police?

For your own (mental) health, I wouldn't. Wink
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« Reply #5368 on: February 17, 2009, 04:08:55 PM »

Speaking of Cleveland, did you know its illegal to catch mice there without a hunting license?

Urban Legend. http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/clevelandcodes/
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« Reply #5369 on: February 17, 2009, 04:15:42 PM »

Worcestershire sauce is made from dissolved anchovies (including the bones) that have been soaked in vinegar.

I knew there had to be a reason why I didn't like it...

Speaking of Cleveland, did you know its illegal to catch mice there without a hunting license?

technically if you are using a trap then you probably would have to have a trapper's license as well.
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« Reply #5370 on: February 17, 2009, 04:22:21 PM »

Worcestershire sauce is made from dissolved anchovies (including the bones) that have been soaked in vinegar.

I knew there had to be a reason why I didn't like it... 

Speaking of Cleveland, did you know its illegal to catch mice there without a hunting license?

technically if you are using a trap then you probably would have to have a trapper's license as well.

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« Reply #5371 on: February 17, 2009, 04:48:30 PM »

Worcestershire sauce is made from dissolved anchovies (including the bones) that have been soaked in vinegar.

I knew there had to be a reason why I didn't like it... 

Speaking of Cleveland, did you know its illegal to catch mice there without a hunting license?

technically if you are using a trap then you probably would have to have a trapper's license as well.


Ok George, even if it's an urban legend, and it is, it's still fun to say if you technically needed a license to catch mice you'd need a trapping permit as well.   police
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« Reply #5372 on: February 17, 2009, 05:32:21 PM »

Worcestershire sauce is made from dissolved anchovies (including the bones) that have been soaked in vinegar.

I knew there had to be a reason why I didn't like it...

Speaking of Cleveland, did you know its illegal to catch mice there without a hunting license?

technically if you are using a trap then you probably would have to have a trapper's license as well.

They can't use traps in Cleveland, the whole town including the traps are rusty. They fall apart right away!

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« Reply #5373 on: February 17, 2009, 11:31:02 PM »

Sweet Caroline...
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« Reply #5374 on: February 18, 2009, 12:11:30 AM »

Argghh, a question was asked about the names of Akon's #1 Hits during Trivia Night.  I'm getting too old....
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« Reply #5375 on: February 18, 2009, 12:14:03 AM »

One of these days I'm going to get back to lifting 300 Lbs.  Getting there.  265.

And now for something completely strange.

FISHHEADS!

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« Reply #5376 on: February 18, 2009, 12:17:56 AM »

Bench Press, Squat, Shoulder Press, Dumbbell Curl?   Huh
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« Reply #5377 on: February 18, 2009, 01:16:31 AM »

Bench Press.  Actually my top was 350
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« Reply #5378 on: February 18, 2009, 03:06:52 AM »

Bench Press, Squat, Shoulder Press, Dumbbell Curl?   Huh
MAN!!!  I certainly wouldn't want to meet anyone who can curl a 300-lb dumbbell! Shocked
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« Reply #5379 on: February 18, 2009, 03:50:15 AM »

I've seen some who could curl 140 lb. dumbbells or was that incline bench press ... incline bench press.

Try picking up a 140 lb dumbbell....
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« Reply #5380 on: February 18, 2009, 03:50:57 AM »

I once observed a guy take two 80 pound dumbells and curl them with great effort.  But he still made it several times.  Both arms.  He also benched out at 450.  His arms were the size of my head, and his shoulders took up the door frame.  He had to enter sideways.  It was almost evil!
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« Reply #5381 on: February 18, 2009, 03:51:02 AM »

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MAN!!!  I certainly wouldn't want to meet anyone who can curl a 300-lb dumbbell! Shocked



I'm going go out on a limb here and say I believe Chuck can.
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« Reply #5382 on: February 18, 2009, 03:53:25 AM »

Bench Press.  Actually my top was 350

I hit the wall at around 215 where I could do 3 good reps.  I also lost a lot of weight during that time.  That was 5 years ago.
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« Reply #5383 on: February 18, 2009, 03:58:34 AM »

I find its a matter of tempering and doing smaller weights and building up to it.  Go slow, and you will be rewarded.  Try to act like a high school muscel jock, and your bicep suddely pops like corn in a copper cettle....uh..kettle....,  and you'll never lift again.
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« Reply #5384 on: February 18, 2009, 04:05:46 AM »

I tried never to get to the "popping" point although I did have the energy for 2-3 hour workouts 5-6 days a week without suffering from a major injury.
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« Reply #5385 on: February 18, 2009, 04:13:42 AM »

I tried never to get to the "popping" point although I did have the energy for 2-3 hour workouts 5-6 days a week without suffering from a major injury.
You never heard of such a thing as recovery time?
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« Reply #5386 on: February 18, 2009, 09:01:30 AM »

Bench Press.  Actually my top was 350

Urban Legend. Wink
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« Reply #5387 on: February 18, 2009, 09:50:15 AM »

You never heard of such a thing as recovery time?

Yes, I rested on nearly every Sunday.  A few times, I took the entire week off.
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« Reply #5388 on: February 18, 2009, 10:10:29 PM »

Guess y'all want to get A-Roid's conditioning program...

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« Reply #5389 on: February 19, 2009, 04:34:28 AM »

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« Reply #5391 on: February 19, 2009, 08:05:46 AM »



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« Reply #5392 on: February 19, 2009, 12:22:09 PM »

Random Thought of the Day:  There's good reason why men in kilts do not jump rope. Shocked
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« Reply #5393 on: February 19, 2009, 12:58:41 PM »

Random Thought of the Day:  There's good reason why men in kilts do not jump rope. Shocked

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« Reply #5394 on: February 19, 2009, 08:10:46 PM »

It's that time of year...


A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.

One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.

Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.

He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "Sorry, Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."

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« Reply #5396 on: February 19, 2009, 11:44:54 PM »

What would the movie Scarface (the Al Pacino version) look like if all the actors were cats?

I hate to see a cat and a pile of coke.   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #5397 on: February 20, 2009, 10:34:14 PM »

What would the movie Scarface (the Al Pacino version) look like if all the actors were cats?
It would be a musical:

Memory, see my goons bow to my power
A power that is fading
Enemies wither like the sunflower
They plead for mercy, but I yawn
Can't be bothered today

Midnight, not a sound from the pavement
Emilio will be a memory
I am smiling alone in the lamplight
Frank is here to collect his fee
And the wind begins to moan

Memory, all alone in the moonlight
I smile at the old days, Cuba was beautiful then
I remember the time I knew when happiness was
But memories can't live again

Every heat lamp
Seems to beat out a fatalistic warning
Someone mutters and I put down the butter
For soon I will no longer be mourning

Daylight, my day ends at the sunrise
I must think of a new life
And I mustn't give in to what Omar wants
But Omar will be a memory too
And my new, rich life will begin

Burnt out ends and smoky haze
The stale cold smell of morning
Mel Bernstein lies and the game is over
But a new day is dawning

Touch me, it's so easy to leave me
Gina, we still have the memory
Oh Manny, why have you done this to me?
You'll understand I cannot forgive

Boom
A new day has begun
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« Reply #5398 on: February 21, 2009, 09:55:35 AM »

You coldnt do it intelligibly with the accent.
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« Reply #5399 on: February 21, 2009, 01:34:09 PM »

You coldnt do it intelligibly with the accent.
A cat could.
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