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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3420 on: December 06, 2007, 10:58:39 PM »
That bunny has bladder problems.
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« Reply #3421 on: December 06, 2007, 11:00:27 PM »
 :laugh:

like the commericial

... and growing and growing and growing and growing ...

he should talk with his doctor.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3422 on: December 06, 2007, 11:07:01 PM »
PROCTO SHOCKTO!
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« Reply #3423 on: December 06, 2007, 11:09:22 PM »
BEAM ME UP!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3424 on: December 06, 2007, 11:10:33 PM »
I cannot cap'n!  Yer just too dern fat!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3425 on: December 06, 2007, 11:13:31 PM »
You wouldn't make that comment if you knew me - I can't gain weight for the life of me.  ;)
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3426 on: December 06, 2007, 11:17:13 PM »
Are we Lost In Space?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3427 on: December 06, 2007, 11:18:52 PM »
Only on Myspace.

LOst in Cyberspace maybe.

Or maybe rental space.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3428 on: December 06, 2007, 11:19:57 PM »
The only space some people are lost in is the space between the ears.  ;D
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3429 on: December 06, 2007, 11:22:09 PM »
Blame the education system.

Need more books and less computers, and more butt whippings.

"The way to a man's brain is through his cheeks"  To quite my  pawpaw.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3430 on: December 06, 2007, 11:25:27 PM »

"God has placed obvious limits on our intelligence, but none whatsoever on our stupidity"
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3431 on: December 06, 2007, 11:26:54 PM »
"Stupid is as stupid does"

F. G.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3432 on: December 06, 2007, 11:29:16 PM »
That's what mama always says!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3433 on: December 06, 2007, 11:29:42 PM »
She also says that life is like a box of chocolates.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3434 on: December 06, 2007, 11:30:10 PM »
But I think that it is more like a bag of potato chips.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3435 on: December 06, 2007, 11:30:30 PM »
But don't ask me why because I don't know.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3436 on: December 06, 2007, 11:31:25 PM »
Life is like a can of trail mix.  It's hard, lumpy and has alot of crud you dont want!
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« Reply #3437 on: December 06, 2007, 11:35:47 PM »
I like trail mix. In fact I make my own. So life is not like trail mix, cause I almost never get to decide what goes in or stays out of life.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3438 on: December 06, 2007, 11:36:08 PM »
These are the Facts of Life.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3439 on: December 06, 2007, 11:36:44 PM »
Life = a food item

someone must be hungry!  :D
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3440 on: December 06, 2007, 11:38:45 PM »
" you take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the Facts of Life!  The facts of Life!

There's a time you gotta grow and so  You're growing now you know about the Facts of life! The Facts of Life!"
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3441 on: December 06, 2007, 11:39:11 PM »
MIKEY LIKES IT!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3442 on: December 06, 2007, 11:42:19 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRmKzxhMzwo

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Schlemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
 
We’re gonna do it!
Give us any chance, we’ll take it.
Give us any rule, we’ll break it.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin’ it our way.

Nothin’s gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true,
Doin’ it our way.

There is nothing we won’t try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time there’s no stopping us.
We’re gonna do it.

On your mark, get set, and go now,
Got a dream and we just know now,
We’re gonna make our dream come true.   
And we’ll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you.
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« Reply #3443 on: December 06, 2007, 11:43:03 PM »

MIKEY LIKES IT!

Just wait till Senior and Junior get back to the shop!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3444 on: December 06, 2007, 11:45:20 PM »
(Scrub's Turk to the theme of Sanford and Son)

Hey now quit it!

I'm just tryin' to watch the show,

So just stop it!

Don't you lick my head no mo',

In fact can you get me a baby whipe?!!

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3445 on: December 06, 2007, 11:48:37 PM »
Who watched Wings.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3446 on: December 06, 2007, 11:50:39 PM »
"What do you mean no big-a sandawitch?!?"
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« Reply #3447 on: December 06, 2007, 11:57:19 PM »
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« Reply #3448 on: December 07, 2007, 12:00:18 AM »
I always wanted a big sandwich.
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« Reply #3449 on: December 07, 2007, 12:00:42 AM »
The show made them seem so desirable.
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« Reply #3450 on: December 07, 2007, 12:01:03 AM »
I love those old shows.
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« Reply #3451 on: December 07, 2007, 12:01:20 AM »
How about Night Court?
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« Reply #3452 on: December 07, 2007, 12:01:40 AM »
Hi, I'm Harry - but aren't we all.  ;D
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« Reply #3453 on: December 07, 2007, 12:02:29 AM »
Well, Bull's not! Ooooooo.Kkkkkkkk.!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3454 on: December 07, 2007, 12:03:54 AM »
I object!

You object?

Overulled!

This is stupid.

On dancer on prancer on comet and cupid!

So I'm fining you 50, and that should be it.

Now get out of here, you dumb little...

DAN!

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« Reply #3455 on: December 07, 2007, 12:10:34 AM »
You're out of order - no you're out of order

THIS WHOLE COURT IS OUT OF ORDER!
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« Reply #3456 on: December 07, 2007, 12:10:49 AM »
And leave Christine alone Dan!
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« Reply #3457 on: December 07, 2007, 12:11:26 AM »
$50 dollar fine and time served.


Make the check payable to Athanasios.  ;D
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3458 on: December 07, 2007, 12:13:24 AM »
I coulda had a V8
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« Reply #3459 on: December 07, 2007, 12:13:54 AM »
The drink or engine?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3460 on: December 07, 2007, 12:15:49 AM »
Either one, I don't care.
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« Reply #3461 on: December 07, 2007, 12:17:41 AM »
Vroom, vroom!

I have a V8 here - on its last legs. The motor could go another several thousand miles (maybe), but the brake system and body are shot to pieces. It's not going anywhere.
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« Reply #3462 on: December 07, 2007, 12:18:54 AM »
Shoot it.  From a distance of course.
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« Reply #3463 on: December 07, 2007, 12:20:02 AM »
Ha! Don't think it hasn't crossed my mind.

Maybe if I wasn't in a crowded residential area.
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« Reply #3464 on: December 07, 2007, 12:21:25 AM »
Hm....Junk it.  Get cash for that trash.

OR donate it to charity.
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