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« Reply #3240 on: December 01, 2007, 01:00:05 AM »
many
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« Reply #3241 on: December 01, 2007, 01:00:12 AM »
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« Reply #3242 on: December 01, 2007, 01:00:19 AM »
Hello
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« Reply #3243 on: December 01, 2007, 01:00:28 AM »
December!
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« Reply #3244 on: December 01, 2007, 01:01:21 AM »
Hello,

725 posts for November 30!

8420 total posts for November!


« Last Edit: December 01, 2007, 01:07:45 AM by Athanasios »
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« Reply #3245 on: December 01, 2007, 01:05:18 AM »
Hello,

month of my birth, ok you win!
Do I get a special prize?  ;D
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« Reply #3246 on: December 01, 2007, 01:08:09 AM »
Hello,

O.K. - so where were we in our bottles of beer count?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3247 on: December 01, 2007, 01:10:05 AM »
9,905 drops of oil in my engine,
9,905 drops of oil,
My main seal gets worn down and starts to leak like a sieve,
9,904 drops of oil in my engine.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3248 on: December 01, 2007, 01:56:26 AM »
Chocolate Milk!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3249 on: December 01, 2007, 02:02:59 AM »
9, 904 Workers at Wanka's
9, 904 Workers.
But one of the Oompas
Is alergic to Chocolate
9,903 workers at Wanka's
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3250 on: December 01, 2007, 09:08:45 AM »
9,903 posts in December,
9,903 posts,
Okay, maybe that goal isn't realistic,
9,902 posts in December.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3251 on: December 01, 2007, 09:54:04 AM »
9,902 posts in December,
9,902 posts,
Then Mr Y is told by Cleveland that for the last 19 days we were on a 358+ posts per day average,
Which would translate into over 11,000 posts for December, so he deletes his old post,
9,901 posts in December.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3252 on: December 01, 2007, 09:56:10 AM »
99.01 hundreds of rounds left in this song,
99.01 hundreds of rounds,
Another post, another round,
99 hundreds of posts left in this song!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3253 on: December 01, 2007, 10:08:11 AM »
9900 useless facts in my head,
9900 useless facts.
This post here
is the most useful of them,
9899 useless facts in my head.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3254 on: December 01, 2007, 01:12:14 PM »
What are some good names for Jams?  I don't know, but smuckers sounds like a guy who whillst trying to kiss his wife had to sneeze.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3255 on: December 01, 2007, 01:16:19 PM »
What are some good names for Jams?  I don't know, but smuckers sounds like a guy who whillst trying to kiss his wife had to sneeze. 

I think Smuckers is a great name!

Hmmm.  Greaves is one we purchase whenever we're in Niagra-on-the-Lake.
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« Reply #3256 on: December 01, 2007, 01:22:20 PM »
In these here hills we have a company called Hallam's that makes some great jam.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3257 on: December 01, 2007, 01:37:45 PM »
Hmm...something homey, warm, fuzzy and appetizing.  So I guess "Painful Rectal Itch" is out.  though nowadays, I can see it being very popular with...some people.

Actually there's a blend made in Huntsville that's made for the smokhouse out there that's prety good.
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« Reply #3258 on: December 01, 2007, 01:42:30 PM »
I can imagine the commercial now.

"When I get out of bed in the morning, nothing is better than a mouthful of Painfull Rectal Itch" ;D
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« Reply #3259 on: December 01, 2007, 03:45:58 PM »
I don't know, but smuckers sounds like a guy who whillst trying to kiss his wife had to sneeze.

LOL!
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« Reply #3260 on: December 01, 2007, 04:22:07 PM »
9,899 jars of jam on the wall,
9,899 jars of jam,
If one of those jars I happen to eat, and then recycle,
9,898 jars of jam on the wall.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3261 on: December 01, 2007, 11:14:32 PM »
what I want to know is how we started with 10,000....isn't that a little ambitious?  Did we ever finish 99 beers? 
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« Reply #3262 on: December 02, 2007, 12:05:05 AM »
On this thread, all of us have finished 99 beers. It's a requirement. ;D
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« Reply #3263 on: December 02, 2007, 12:35:30 AM »
On this thread, all of us have finished 99 beers. It's a requirement. ;D

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« Reply #3264 on: December 02, 2007, 01:26:32 AM »
On this thread, all of us have finished 99 beers. It's a requirement. ;D

And in some cases, obvious.
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« Reply #3265 on: December 02, 2007, 09:37:18 AM »
On this thread, all of us have finished 99 beers. It's a requirement. ;D

Total or in one sitting?  I'm afraid I'm a lightweight in the beer-guzzling department.   ;)
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« Reply #3266 on: December 02, 2007, 09:40:46 AM »
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3267 on: December 02, 2007, 06:27:10 PM »
what I want to know is how we started with 10,000....isn't that a little ambitious?  Did we ever finish 99 beers? 

The first time we finished more than 99 (we had started at 80 or something and cycled twice through).  Look, when a thread has lofty accomplishments like this one, you've gotta set goals that reflect its stature.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3268 on: December 02, 2007, 06:28:41 PM »
9,898 BCS complainers on the wall,
9,898 BCS complainers,
Then one of their teams unexpectedly ends up in the Championship game,
And they become a triumphalist,
9,897 BCS complainers on the wall.
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« Reply #3269 on: December 02, 2007, 06:54:24 PM »
9,897 boxes of tea in the cupboard
9,897 boxes of tea
Mr. Y sets the kettle on to boil
9,896 boxes of tea in the cupboard
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« Reply #3270 on: December 02, 2007, 06:55:51 PM »
9,897 Rockets Fans in da house,

9,897 Rockets fans,

They lean to much on Yao and T-mac,

They loose their last two and 9,798 leave the stands

99 true rockets fans in da house!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3271 on: December 02, 2007, 07:11:49 PM »
9,896 bottles of beer on the wall,
9,896 bottles of beer,
take one down
pass it around,
9,895 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3272 on: December 02, 2007, 08:57:16 PM »
9,895 lofty idealists in politics,
9,895 lofty idealists,
Then one becomes a corrupt cynic,
9,894 lofty idealists in politics.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3273 on: December 02, 2007, 10:51:10 PM »
9.894 liars in politics,
9,894 liars,
Then one begins
to call himself a liar,
9,893 liars in politics.
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« Reply #3274 on: December 02, 2007, 10:55:56 PM »
9.893 days until Christmas 2034,
9,893 days,
But look, it's no longer yesterday but today,
9,892 days until Christmas 2034.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3275 on: December 02, 2007, 10:57:31 PM »
9,892 people with too much time on their hands,
9,892 people,
Then one person decides
he doesn't want to calculate days till Christmas 2034
9,891 people with too much time on their hands.
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« Reply #3276 on: December 02, 2007, 11:02:37 PM »
9,891 people who are jealous of my talents,
9,891 people,
Then one person decides
he is going to go into denial,
9,890 people who are jealous of my talents.

 ;D
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3277 on: December 02, 2007, 11:06:28 PM »
9,890 people who might be jealous of Athanasios,
9,890 people,
Then one of them realizes
He has over 10 times the number of posts of Athanasios,
9,889 people who might be jealous of Athanasios.

;) :police:
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« Reply #3278 on: December 02, 2007, 11:10:45 PM »
9,889 ways to bring me back to reality,
9,889 ways,
Then I catch the glimmer of the lights of the Christmas tree
And my heart isn't so saddened by my woeful inadequacy,
9,888 ways to bring me back to reality.

 :'(
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3279 on: December 02, 2007, 11:15:45 PM »
9889 buffalo on the plains,
9889 buffalo,
Then the dumb one trys to fly,
and the other one's laugh,
9888 buffalo on the plains.
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« Reply #3280 on: December 02, 2007, 11:18:16 PM »
9,889 ways to bring me back to reality,
9,889 ways,
Then I catch the glimmer of the lights of the Christmas tree
And my heart isn't so saddened by my woeful inadequacy,
9,888 ways to bring me back to reality.

 :'(

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« Reply #3281 on: December 02, 2007, 11:27:42 PM »
Hello,

Friend, I hope everything is ok with you.  If you need anything please let us know.  We're not here just for internet discussions. 
Thanks for the concern, but I am actually pretty good right now.

I had made a semi-egotistical verse, jokingly, and that was just my, again jokingly, way of thanking cleveland for bringing my head back from its starting journey to the clouds. ;)
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« Reply #3282 on: December 02, 2007, 11:28:53 PM »
9888 buffalo wings for dinner,
9888 buffalo wings,
Wait! there is no way I can eat that many buffalo wings in one sitting,
9887 buffalo wings for dinner.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3283 on: December 02, 2007, 11:30:38 PM »
A Chinese Cookie Fortune:

"He who stand on toilet is high on pot"
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« Reply #3284 on: December 02, 2007, 11:49:05 PM »
When I was in college, a guy on my floor put that on his voicemail (administered by the school). He was fined by the school police for "drug reference."  ::)
"It is remarkable that what we call the world...in what professes to be true...will allow in one man no blemishes, and in another no virtue."--Charles Dickens