Random Postings

[Athanasios]

9,927 cows in the barn,
9,927 cows,
Farmer John wants steak tonight,
9,926 cows in the barn.

[ytterbiumanalyst]

9,926 cows in the field,
9,926 cows,
If one of those cows I happen to eat,
9,925 cows in the field.

[edit: modified because Athanasios had the same idea]

[Athanasios]

Hello,

[edit: modified because Athanasios had the same idea]

What can I say - great minds think alike. 

[Athanasios]

9,925 gallons of milk pumped today,
9,925 gallons of milk,
I'm really thirsty so I have some to drink,
9,924 gallons of milk pumped today.

[ytterbiumanalyst]

What can I say - great minds think alike. 

I was just thinking the same thing!

[Athanasios]

Hello,

I was just thinking the same thing!

 

[Fr. George]

9,924 posts on the wall,
9,924 posts,
Then someone realizes that we're back to the number that we were at after Mr. Y skipped a bunch last time,
And they happen to delete one of the superfluous posts,
9,923 posts on the wall.

[Athanasios]

9,923 people in the town,
9,923 people,
Then someone gets the bright idea to move,
9,922 people in the town.

[ytterbiumanalyst]

9,922 rounds left in this song,
9,922 rounds,
Then I type out this one and suddenly there are
9,921 rounds left in this song.

[Fr. George]

9,921 Possible verses for this song,
9,921 possible verses,
Oh shoot, now I've gone
and used this idea up,
9,920 possible verses for this song.

[Athanasios]

9,920 pennies in my bank account,
9,920 pennies,
I splurge and buy a stick of used gum,
9,919 pennies in my bank account.

[Fr. George]

9.919 excuses to use European-style number groupings,
9.919 excuses
So if you've ever wanted to see 3,000.01 written as 3.000,01,
but haven't before, but now you're reading this, you've got
9.918 excuses to use European-style number groupings.

[Fr. George]

9,920 pennies in my bank account,
9,920 pennies,
I splurge and buy a stick of used gum,
9,919 pennies in my bank account.

9,918 tons of vomit in my mouth,
9,918 tons of vomit,
Why? Because you bought used gum,
Bust since I just hurled,
9,917 tons of vomit in my mouth.

[ytterbiumanalyst]

9.919 excuses to use European-style number groupings,
9.919 excuses
So if you've ever wanted to see 3,000.01 written as 3.000,01,
but haven't before, but now you're reading this, you've got
9.918 excuses to use European-style number groupings.

LOL! 

[ytterbiumanalyst]

9,917 Jimi Hendrix songs published,
9,917 songs,
One he didn't quite get finished before he died in his own vomit,
9,916 Jimi Hendrix songs published.

[Athanasios]

9,916 eeewwws left in me,
9,916 eeewwws,
But since you two (and me, too) just gave some really nasty verses,
9,915 eeewwws left in me.

[Athanasios]

Hello,

Hey, we've got another record! All ready 640+ posts today and there is still a half hour. Do you think we'll push 700? That would be cool to end the month on such a high note. 

[Athanasios]

9,915 ewes in the field,
9,915 ewes,
One of them is taken in to be shorn,
9,914 ewes in the field.

[ytterbiumanalyst]

9,914 lambs in Scotland,
9,914 lambs,
One of them becomes a St. Andrew's Day feast,
9,913 lambs in Scotland.

[Fr. George]

9,913 ewes to be shorn,
9,913 ewes,
Then one of them helps Wallace & Grommit to stop the evil Dog,
but gets shorn in the process (and gets named "Shorn"),
9,912 ewes to be shorn.

[ytterbiumanalyst]

9,912 happy language professors,
9,912 professors,
Then one of them decides he doesn't like Germanic-derived words like ewe and shorn, despite the fact that the rest of them think these words sound really neat, so he goes back to his office and pouts,
9,911 happy language professors.

[Athanasios]

9,911 farms owned by old McDonald,
9,911 farms,
The bank forecloses on one of his farms,
9,910 farms owned by old McDonald.

[Athanasios]

Hello,

There's nothing worse than a language professor who is unhappy.

[arimethea]

Is it a sin to watch the Food Network during the Nativity Fast?

[GreekChef]

9,910 kids eating McDonald's cheeseburgers
9,910 kids
but then one has to go and vomit cause he has a "McTummyache"
9,909 kids eating McDonald's cheeseburgers

[arimethea]

Is it a sin to post random stuff on a forum?

[Athanasios]

9,909 guys who hate words they don't know,
9,909 guys,
Then one of them buys a dictionary and thesaurus,
9,908 guys who hate words they don't know.

[Athanasios]

Hello,

Is it a sin to post random stuff on a forum?

Goboly gook and gunk.


Don't fret, I'm going to Confession tomorrow. 

[Athanasios]

Hello,

Is it a sin to watch the Food Network during the Nativity Fast?

I don't know - take it up with your dietitian. 

[Athanasios]

Hello,

Is it a sin to post random stuff on a forum?

Now where was I?

[Athanasios]

9,908 kids getting fat on fast food,
9,908 kids,
Then one of the moms starts watching the Food Network
and starts cooking good wholesome food,
9,907 kids getting fat on fast food.

[arimethea]

9,907 nubile virgins in the temple
9,907 nubile virgins
take one down and sacrifice her to the pagan god
9,906 nubile virgins in the temple

[Athanasios]

Hello,

Getting close to midnight and the start of a new month!

[arimethea]

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