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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3150 on: November 30, 2007, 11:57:01 PM »
9,927 cows in the barn,
9,927 cows,
Farmer John wants steak tonight,
9,926 cows in the barn.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3151 on: November 30, 2007, 11:58:50 PM »
9,926 cows in the field,
9,926 cows,
If one of those cows I happen to eat,
9,925 cows in the field.

[edit: modified because Athanasios had the same idea]
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3152 on: December 01, 2007, 12:03:49 AM »
Hello,

[edit: modified because Athanasios had the same idea]

What can I say - great minds think alike.  ;D
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3153 on: December 01, 2007, 12:04:54 AM »
9,925 gallons of milk pumped today,
9,925 gallons of milk,
I'm really thirsty so I have some to drink,
9,924 gallons of milk pumped today.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3154 on: December 01, 2007, 12:05:26 AM »
What can I say - great minds think alike.  ;D
I was just thinking the same thing!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3155 on: December 01, 2007, 12:08:53 AM »
Hello,

I was just thinking the same thing!

 :laugh:
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3156 on: December 01, 2007, 12:10:32 AM »
9,924 posts on the wall,
9,924 posts,
Then someone realizes that we're back to the number that we were at after Mr. Y skipped a bunch last time,
And they happen to delete one of the superfluous posts,
9,923 posts on the wall.
"O Cross of Christ, all-holy, thrice-blessed, and life-giving, instrument of the mystical rites of Zion, the holy Altar for the service of our Great Archpriest, the blessing - the weapon - the strength of priests, our pride, our consolation, the light in our hearts, our mind, and our steps"
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3157 on: December 01, 2007, 12:13:30 AM »
9,923 people in the town,
9,923 people,
Then someone gets the bright idea to move,
9,922 people in the town.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3158 on: December 01, 2007, 12:14:45 AM »
9,922 rounds left in this song,
9,922 rounds,
Then I type out this one and suddenly there are
9,921 rounds left in this song.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3159 on: December 01, 2007, 12:16:27 AM »
9,921 Possible verses for this song,
9,921 possible verses,
Oh shoot, now I've gone
and used this idea up,
9,920 possible verses for this song.
"O Cross of Christ, all-holy, thrice-blessed, and life-giving, instrument of the mystical rites of Zion, the holy Altar for the service of our Great Archpriest, the blessing - the weapon - the strength of priests, our pride, our consolation, the light in our hearts, our mind, and our steps"
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3160 on: December 01, 2007, 12:17:07 AM »
9,920 pennies in my bank account,
9,920 pennies,
I splurge and buy a stick of used gum,
9,919 pennies in my bank account.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3161 on: December 01, 2007, 12:18:11 AM »
9.919 excuses to use European-style number groupings,
9.919 excuses
So if you've ever wanted to see 3,000.01 written as 3.000,01,
but haven't before, but now you're reading this, you've got
9.918 excuses to use European-style number groupings.
"O Cross of Christ, all-holy, thrice-blessed, and life-giving, instrument of the mystical rites of Zion, the holy Altar for the service of our Great Archpriest, the blessing - the weapon - the strength of priests, our pride, our consolation, the light in our hearts, our mind, and our steps"
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3162 on: December 01, 2007, 12:19:12 AM »
9,920 pennies in my bank account,
9,920 pennies,
I splurge and buy a stick of used gum,
9,919 pennies in my bank account.

9,918 tons of vomit in my mouth,
9,918 tons of vomit,
Why? Because you bought used gum,
Bust since I just hurled,
9,917 tons of vomit in my mouth.
"O Cross of Christ, all-holy, thrice-blessed, and life-giving, instrument of the mystical rites of Zion, the holy Altar for the service of our Great Archpriest, the blessing - the weapon - the strength of priests, our pride, our consolation, the light in our hearts, our mind, and our steps"
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3163 on: December 01, 2007, 12:19:43 AM »
9.919 excuses to use European-style number groupings,
9.919 excuses
So if you've ever wanted to see 3,000.01 written as 3.000,01,
but haven't before, but now you're reading this, you've got
9.918 excuses to use European-style number groupings.
LOL!  :laugh:
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3164 on: December 01, 2007, 12:21:02 AM »
9,917 Jimi Hendrix songs published,
9,917 songs,
One he didn't quite get finished before he died in his own vomit,
9,916 Jimi Hendrix songs published.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3165 on: December 01, 2007, 12:21:54 AM »
9,916 eeewwws left in me,
9,916 eeewwws,
But since you two (and me, too) just gave some really nasty verses,
9,915 eeewwws left in me.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3166 on: December 01, 2007, 12:24:08 AM »
Hello,

Hey, we've got another record! All ready 640+ posts today and there is still a half hour. Do you think we'll push 700? That would be cool to end the month on such a high note.  ;)
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3167 on: December 01, 2007, 12:25:02 AM »
9,915 ewes in the field,
9,915 ewes,
One of them is taken in to be shorn,
9,914 ewes in the field.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3168 on: December 01, 2007, 12:26:27 AM »
9,914 lambs in Scotland,
9,914 lambs,
One of them becomes a St. Andrew's Day feast,
9,913 lambs in Scotland.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3169 on: December 01, 2007, 12:27:18 AM »
9,913 ewes to be shorn,
9,913 ewes,
Then one of them helps Wallace & Grommit to stop the evil Dog,
but gets shorn in the process (and gets named "Shorn"),
9,912 ewes to be shorn.
"O Cross of Christ, all-holy, thrice-blessed, and life-giving, instrument of the mystical rites of Zion, the holy Altar for the service of our Great Archpriest, the blessing - the weapon - the strength of priests, our pride, our consolation, the light in our hearts, our mind, and our steps"
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3170 on: December 01, 2007, 12:29:53 AM »
9,912 happy language professors,
9,912 professors,
Then one of them decides he doesn't like Germanic-derived words like ewe and shorn, despite the fact that the rest of them think these words sound really neat, so he goes back to his office and pouts,
9,911 happy language professors.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3171 on: December 01, 2007, 12:31:00 AM »
9,911 farms owned by old McDonald,
9,911 farms,
The bank forecloses on one of his farms,
9,910 farms owned by old McDonald.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3172 on: December 01, 2007, 12:32:20 AM »
Hello,

There's nothing worse than a language professor who is unhappy.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3173 on: December 01, 2007, 12:33:05 AM »
Is it a sin to watch the Food Network during the Nativity Fast?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3174 on: December 01, 2007, 12:33:37 AM »
9,910 kids eating McDonald's cheeseburgers
9,910 kids
but then one has to go and vomit cause he has a "McTummyache"
9,909 kids eating McDonald's cheeseburgers
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3175 on: December 01, 2007, 12:33:47 AM »
Is it a sin to post random stuff on a forum?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3176 on: December 01, 2007, 12:33:59 AM »
9,909 guys who hate words they don't know,
9,909 guys,
Then one of them buys a dictionary and thesaurus,
9,908 guys who hate words they don't know.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3177 on: December 01, 2007, 12:34:52 AM »
Hello,

Is it a sin to post random stuff on a forum?

Goboly gook and gunk.


Don't fret, I'm going to Confession tomorrow.  ;D
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3178 on: December 01, 2007, 12:35:51 AM »
Hello,

Is it a sin to watch the Food Network during the Nativity Fast?
I don't know - take it up with your dietitian.  :laugh:
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3179 on: December 01, 2007, 12:36:41 AM »
Hello,

Is it a sin to post random stuff on a forum?

Now where was I?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3180 on: December 01, 2007, 12:37:57 AM »
9,908 kids getting fat on fast food,
9,908 kids,
Then one of the moms starts watching the Food Network
and starts cooking good wholesome food,
9,907 kids getting fat on fast food.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3181 on: December 01, 2007, 12:39:23 AM »
9,907 nubile virgins in the temple
9,907 nubile virgins
take one down and sacrifice her to the pagan god
9,906 nubile virgins in the temple
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #3182 on: December 01, 2007, 12:47:34 AM »
Hello,

Getting close to midnight and the start of a new month!
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« Reply #3183 on: December 01, 2007, 12:51:27 AM »
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« Reply #3184 on: December 01, 2007, 12:51:43 AM »
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« Reply #3191 on: December 01, 2007, 12:53:51 AM »
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