I did, didn't I? Oh, well, I apologise for that, but I think you'll find this a bit more interesting:Let A = 1 and B = 1
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That means A = B and:B^2 = AB (eq. 1)
Since A = A:A^2 = A^2 (eq. 2)
Subtract equation 1 from equation 2:A^2 - B^2 = A^2 - AB (eq. 3)
Factor both sides of the equation:(A - B)(A + B) = A(A - B) (eq. 4)
Then divide both sides by (A - B):A + B = A (eq. 5)
And subtract A from both sides:B = 0 (eq. 6)
Since B = 1:1 = 0 (eq. 7)
Now let's have some fun!
Winston Church has 1 head, but multiply head by each side and 1 Head = 0 Heads. Likewise, if Churchill has 0 leafy tops, multiply Leafy Top to each side of the equation and 1 Leafy Top = 0 Leafy Tops.
Now, multiply both sides of the equation by 2, so 2 = 0. Since Churchill has 2 arms and legs, our equation shows: 2 Arms = 0 Arms and 2 Legs = 0 Legs.
Now, multiply both sides by Churchill's waist size. We see that Churchill's Waist Size = 0. Churchill has no waith size and tapers to a point.
Now, multiply both sides by the wavelengths of all the different photons coming out of him. Churchill's Photon Wavelengths = 0. If we then multiply by 640 nanometers (wavelength of the color orange) - Churchill's Photon Wavelengths = 640. That means any photon coming from Churchill is orange.
Now let's take it all in - Church has no head, but a leafy top. He has no arms and legs and tapers to a point. Churchill is also orange. Churchill is mathematically a carrot!!