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Only 15 posts to go and we reach 600 in one day. A super record.
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And little did the FFA moderator realize what reading all this would take...
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« Reply #3108 on: November 28, 2007, 12:31:06 AM » |
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« Reply #3109 on: November 28, 2007, 12:31:58 AM » |
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600! And what a milestone this one is!
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« Reply #3110 on: November 28, 2007, 12:33:26 AM » |
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And with that one, I'm ready for bed. Let me know if y'all are making a run for 700 in the next 27 minutes...
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« Reply #3111 on: November 28, 2007, 01:45:41 AM » |
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Don't - what was our friend going to do instead, slosh through a circular argument about what Jesus really looked like?
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« Reply #3112 on: November 28, 2007, 09:26:45 AM » |
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Yah i felt really guilty too.
I can't believe I missed the midnight mark!!! I'm officially perturbed. Officially? You didn't miss much - just 615 posts. |
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« Reply #3113 on: November 28, 2007, 02:23:05 PM » |
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Not only was yesterday a record day for posts and page views, today we've crossed into the previously uncharted 7,000 post territory for the month...
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« Reply #3114 on: November 28, 2007, 02:30:27 PM » |
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... To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before.
And to boldly split infinitives where no infinitive has been split before.
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9,946 split infinitives on the wall,
9,946 split infinitives,
I'm going to probably take one down,
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« Reply #3116 on: November 28, 2007, 02:49:33 PM » |
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9,945 grammar nerds on the wall,
9,945 grammar nerds,
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that being a grammar nerd isn't cool at all,
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9,944 grammar nerds on the wall,
9,944 grammar nerds,
Two of them get married and have a baby,
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9,944 grammar nerds on the wall,
9,944 grammar nerds,
Two of them get married and have a baby,
9,945 grammar nerds on the wall.
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9,945 grammar nerds,
Then one of them realizes
that being a grammar nerd isn't cool at all,
9,944 grammar nerds on the wall.
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« Reply #3120 on: November 28, 2007, 06:06:04 PM » |
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« Reply #3121 on: November 28, 2007, 06:31:07 PM » |
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maybe it's not cool, but the smug sense of accomplishment in the face of idiots is definitely a positive.
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« Reply #3122 on: November 28, 2007, 06:33:34 PM » |
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9,943 smug grammar nerds on the wall,
9,943 smug grammar nerds,
Then one gives birth,
And won't act smug to her child,
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« Reply #3123 on: November 28, 2007, 08:56:14 PM » |
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9,942 people talking directly to each other,
9,942 people,
Then a couple of posters start sort of talking about each other in a song,
9,940 people talking directly to each other.
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« Reply #3124 on: November 29, 2007, 09:55:24 AM » |
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9,940 night time feedings on the wall
9,940 night time feedings
baby finally goes back to sleep after two hours of screaming
9,939 night time feedings on the wall
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« Reply #3125 on: November 29, 2007, 09:59:36 AM » |
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9,939 paintings on the wall,
9,939 paintings,
Then "The Scream" has a soothing cup of tea and decides everything is okay after all, and no one really likes it much anymore, so they take it down,
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« Reply #3126 on: November 29, 2007, 06:46:56 PM » |
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9,938 Klingons in Starfleet
9,938 Klingons,
Worf gets recalled by the Klingon High Coucil,
And I'm really not a trekkie,
9,937 Klingons in Starfleet.
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« Reply #3127 on: November 29, 2007, 07:32:43 PM » |
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I saw a big STAR TREK logo (a big one) on the headstone of a grave once. I was stunned (not killed).
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« Reply #3128 on: November 29, 2007, 07:37:23 PM » |
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Their filming the nxt Star Trek Movie bout 15 miles from me...
8 CNN YouTube Debaters on the wall...
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« Reply #3129 on: November 29, 2007, 08:17:23 PM » |
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9,937 really bad videos on YouTube,
9,937 really bad videos,
One of them gets taken off the web,
Because it was really lame and stupid,
9,936 really bad videos on YouTube.
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« Reply #3130 on: November 29, 2007, 08:17:57 PM » |
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Hello,
I think it is great that we set a record on Tuesday!
Go, Team, Go!
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« Reply #3131 on: November 29, 2007, 11:21:52 PM » |
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9,936 records on the wall,
9,936 records,
One of them is broken,
But that's okay because it was Frankie Valli,
9,935 records on the wall.
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« Reply #3132 on: November 29, 2007, 11:26:10 PM » |
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9,935 books in the library,
9,935 books,
Someone checks one out,
And because they are inconsiderate of others refuses to return it,
9,934 books in the library.
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« Reply #3133 on: November 29, 2007, 11:35:05 PM » |
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9,924 libraries in the state,
9,924 libraries,
One is torn down to make room for a Costco,
9,923 libraries in the state.
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« Reply #3134 on: November 29, 2007, 11:37:14 PM » |
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9,923 Costco's in town,
9,923 Costco's,
Zoning decides that that is way too many,
9,922 Costco's in town.
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« Reply #3135 on: November 30, 2007, 12:32:50 AM » |
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9,923 square feet in a Costco,
9,923 square feet,
Builder made a mathematical mistake,
9,922 square feet in this Costco.
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« Reply #3136 on: November 30, 2007, 12:04:37 PM » |
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9,934 Number sequences in this thread,
9,934 number sequences,
But we get off track,
because Mr. Y doesn't pick the next number in the sequence,
9,924 number sequences in this thread.
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« Reply #3137 on: November 30, 2007, 12:29:30 PM » |
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9,934 Number sequences in this thread,
9,934 number sequences,
But we get off track,
because Mr. Y doesn't pick the next number in the sequence,
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« Reply #3139 on: November 30, 2007, 04:27:59 PM » |
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I did, didn't I? Oh, well, I apologise for that, but I think you'll find this a bit more interesting: x=0y+3 2207x+y=z 3y+1=z 9,931=z on the wall. |
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I did, didn't I? Oh, well, I apologise for that, but I think you'll find this a bit more interesting:
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2207x+y=z
3y+1=z
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« Reply #3141 on: November 30, 2007, 04:49:53 PM » |
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Are we solving for y? LOL 10^3.9969929818907057061290604809864 bottles of beer on the wall, 10^3.9969929818907057061290604809864 bottles of beer, Take 10^0 down, Pass it around, 10^3.996949248495381175903168510596 bottles of beer on the wall. |
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« Reply #3142 on: November 30, 2007, 05:21:27 PM » |
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9,930 math nerds on the wall,
9,930 math nerds,
10^0 of them realize that being a math nerd isn't as cool as being a grammar nerd,
9,929 math nerds on the wall.
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x=0y+3
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« Reply #3144 on: November 30, 2007, 05:45:04 PM » |
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9,929 bottles of Sam Adams Winter Lager on the wall,
9,929 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
pass it around,
9,928 bottles of Sam Adams Winter Lager on the wall.
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« Reply #3145 on: November 30, 2007, 06:07:13 PM » |
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Hello, I did, didn't I? Oh, well, I apologise for that, but I think you'll find this a bit more interesting:
x=0y+3
2207x+y=z
3y+1=z
9,931=z on the wall.
Let A = 1 and B = 1That means A = B and: B^2 = AB (eq. 1)Since A = A: A^2 = A^2 (eq. 2)Subtract equation 1 from equation 2: A^2 - B^2 = A^2 - AB (eq. 3)Factor both sides of the equation: (A - B)(A + B) = A(A - B) (eq. 4)Then divide both sides by (A - B): A + B = A (eq. 5)And subtract A from both sides: B = 0 (eq. 6)Since B = 1: 1 = 0 (eq. 7)Now let's have some fun! Winston Church has 1 head, but multiply head by each side and 1 Head = 0 Heads. Likewise, if Churchill has 0 leafy tops, multiply Leafy Top to each side of the equation and 1 Leafy Top = 0 Leafy Tops. Now, multiply both sides of the equation by 2, so 2 = 0. Since Churchill has 2 arms and legs, our equation shows: 2 Arms = 0 Arms and 2 Legs = 0 Legs. Now, multiply both sides by Churchill's waist size. We see that Churchill's Waist Size = 0. Churchill has no waith size and tapers to a point. Now, multiply both sides by the wavelengths of all the different photons coming out of him. Churchill's Photon Wavelengths = 0. If we then multiply by 640 nanometers (wavelength of the color orange) - Churchill's Photon Wavelengths = 640. That means any photon coming from Churchill is orange. Now let's take it all in - Church has no head, but a leafy top. He has no arms and legs and tapers to a point. Churchill is also orange. Churchill is mathematically a carrot!!  Winston Churchill! |
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« Reply #3147 on: November 30, 2007, 11:10:07 PM » |
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9,928 Prime Ministers on the wall,
9,928 Prime Ministers,
One discovers that he is really a carrot,
9,927 Prime Ministers on the wall.
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« Reply #3148 on: November 30, 2007, 11:52:36 PM » |
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Moo.
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« Reply #3149 on: November 30, 2007, 11:56:00 PM » |
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Cow.
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