9,953 Burma Shave billboards,
Someone realizes they haven't made that stuff in, like, 50 years, so what are all those billboards doing still up anyway? Seriously, the space could be used more profitably. We should sell that billboard space to a paying customer and get really rich, because I've heard there's lots of money in advertising. Sounds like a plan, eh?
9,952 Burma Shave billboards.