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« Reply #30060 on: October 25, 2018, 06:03:26 PM »
Fight!  Fight!  Fight!
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

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« Reply #30061 on: October 25, 2018, 06:08:35 PM »
Mor has alternative facts. The best is in Chicago.

LOL, no.  Been there, done that.  No.
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« Reply #30062 on: October 25, 2018, 06:09:24 PM »
I think my retirement plan is going to involve world travel to test these theories.  I'll keep y'all posted.   :laugh:

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« Reply #30063 on: October 25, 2018, 06:49:40 PM »
As a birthday present I won't call him Pete.
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« Reply #30064 on: October 25, 2018, 08:46:10 PM »
Mor has alternative facts. The best is in Chicago.

LOL, no.  Been there, done that.  No.
Although you're wrong, I'm going to just suggest New York should send some hired goons to shut down all those "New York Pizza" places, you know the ones with pictures of Yankee Stadium and Godfather posters all over that serve floppy cardboard with some kind of sauce cheese mix and stuff tossed on top. Turns out actual pizza in New York looks like this:

Which is just known as "pizza" elsewhere.
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« Reply #30065 on: October 25, 2018, 10:07:34 PM »
As a birthday present I won't call him Pete.

I always liked his sig.  Many years!
Is any of the above Orthodox?  I have no idea, so there’s that.

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« Reply #30066 on: October 25, 2018, 11:52:31 PM »
Mor has alternative facts. The best is in Chicago.

Truth has spoken.

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« Reply #30067 on: October 27, 2018, 01:34:59 PM »
I really need to go hiking or read one of my new books or something...   :P
Is any of the above Orthodox?  I have no idea, so there’s that.

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« Reply #30068 on: October 27, 2018, 01:44:39 PM »
I heart throwing money at my dealer's mechanic. LOL.
Most maintenance is done but the spark plugs are apparently special order, platinum-tipped, and $60 each to total $180. I'll do that next time.
I'm sure I can find a (cheaper|better) place if I look.
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« Reply #30069 on: October 27, 2018, 01:46:44 PM »
Mor has alternative facts. The best is in Chicago.

Truth has spoken.
Good thing nobody from Napoli is on here. They might be like "We invented it, you're both doing it wrong!  >:(" Then thread lockage and warnings ensue.
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« Reply #30070 on: October 27, 2018, 09:34:23 PM »
How is Patriarch Daniel of Romania "Locum tenens of the throne of Caesarea of Cappadocia"?

How'd that come about?
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« Reply #30071 on: October 27, 2018, 10:37:16 PM »
Out of necessity, I'm in a Pope of Istanbul parish.
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« Reply #30072 on: October 28, 2018, 01:37:47 PM »
Justin These plugs are quite good ~ as good or better than the ones forced on you by thieves ``` What kind of car do you drive ```



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« Reply #30073 on: October 28, 2018, 01:59:24 PM »
Justin These plugs are quite good ~ as good or better than the ones forced on you by thieves ``` What kind of car do you drive ```



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2015 Mitsubishi Mirage   :P At one time even tires were hard to come by.
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« Reply #30074 on: October 31, 2018, 12:09:39 AM »
I must visit this Canada and its churches.  It will be good and pleasant with fellow Orthodox brethren.

I visited an Orthodox Church in Toronto using Google maps street view, but it wasn't nearly as enlightening as I had hoped.
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« Reply #30075 on: October 31, 2018, 12:19:08 AM »
I must visit this Canada and its churches.  It will be good and pleasant with fellow Orthodox brethren.

I visited an Orthodox Church in Toronto using Google maps street view, but it wasn't nearly as enlightening as I had hoped.

Ah, yes!  Virtual Eucharist can only be dispensed via a 5 1/4 inch floppy drive.
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« Reply #30076 on: October 31, 2018, 06:29:52 AM »
First time in my lifeI spent my birthday not in Poland, without my family and friends, and party in our flat; there was always a birthday party for me, since the first class of the primary school (or even earlier, for family), since 2005 with some minor traditions like my speech, and since 2009 all-night)... Probably one of the most troublesome days of my journey/scholarship in Lebanon...
Especially that it used to b e a kind of triptic, as 31th October is birthday of my late grandma Vera (let be her memory eternal!) and according to the old calendar my Slava of st. Luke (well, I was baptised on this day according to the new calendar, so we were celbrating sometimes on new, sometimes on the old calendar) and 1st November is the day of the all saints, despite being Catholic, it's something deeply rooted in Polish culture, even for Orthodox: day of reflections, family meetings and commemorating departed ancestors and friends, Poles are travelling not only across the whole city, but even the whole country to visit grave of their ancestors... In my parish there is also always ecumenical, famous in whole Poland procession Orthodox-Catholic across the cemetary...

So, despite being after these 3 days like zombie, I loved that time.. But well, as for the rest of the days, I think they'll be nice there ;)
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« Reply #30077 on: October 31, 2018, 08:41:19 AM »
Happy birthday, Dominika!
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« Reply #30078 on: October 31, 2018, 11:42:33 AM »
Pray for persecuted Christians, especially in Serbian Kosovo and Raška, Egypt and Syria

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« Reply #30079 on: October 31, 2018, 12:02:28 PM »
Happy birthday, Dominika!

Thanks!  :)

Happy Slice of Cake on Your Profile Day!  :)
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« Reply #30080 on: October 31, 2018, 03:51:01 PM »
http://icons.pstgu.ru

A really good website with high quality images of many icons.

Very high resolution, huge variety.
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« Reply #30081 on: October 31, 2018, 05:17:36 PM »
Pray for persecuted Christians, especially in Serbian Kosovo and Raška, Egypt and Syria

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« Reply #30082 on: October 31, 2018, 11:44:12 PM »
Let God arise, let His enemies be scattered; let those who hate Him flee from before His face!
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« Reply #30083 on: November 01, 2018, 04:12:37 PM »
I don't usually give two farts about football, or even one fart about the SEC, but for some reason this made me think of Gebre:

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« Reply #30084 on: November 01, 2018, 05:18:59 PM »
LMHO at "Walmart tire center"  ;D
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« Reply #30085 on: November 01, 2018, 05:27:49 PM »
Just try to tackle some of those mechanics.
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« Reply #30086 on: November 01, 2018, 08:36:17 PM »
Best Windows app: Snipping Tool.
Discuss.
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« Reply #30087 on: November 01, 2018, 08:46:08 PM »
Best Windows app: Snipping Tool.
Discuss.

Didn't even know that was a thing... I just do it manually (PrtScr key, paste to IrfanView, edit as needed) :-[ 
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« Reply #30088 on: November 01, 2018, 09:20:43 PM »
Is my experience in Roman Catholic groups/forums particularly bad or is it really all about "can I do X?", "does the Church forbid Y?", "is Z a sin?"  ::)
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« Reply #30089 on: November 01, 2018, 09:26:54 PM »
Is my experience in Roman Catholic groups/forums particularly bad or is it really all about "can I do X?", "does the Church forbid Y?", "is Z a sin?"  ::)

Y is fine, but Z is a definite no-no.  Only gays do X.
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« Reply #30090 on: November 02, 2018, 12:06:59 AM »
Thanks, I have more clarity with my bizarre sexual obsessions right now.
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« Reply #30091 on: November 02, 2018, 12:18:10 AM »
Best Windows app: Snipping Tool.
Discuss.

I usually take a photograph with a camera, then send it off to Kodak.  Then I wait about a week to get my screenshots.
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« Reply #30092 on: November 02, 2018, 10:46:54 AM »
Is my experience in Roman Catholic groups/forums particularly bad or is it really all about "can I do X?", "does the Church forbid Y?", "is Z a sin?"  ::)


Mostly.

But there's also Pope Francis freakouts now.
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« Reply #30093 on: November 02, 2018, 11:03:13 AM »
Best Windows app: Snipping Tool.
Discuss.

I usually take a photograph with a camera, then send it off to Kodak.  Then I wait about a week to get my screenshots.
Do you then scan it back in to post on a message board?  ;)
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« Reply #30094 on: November 02, 2018, 12:59:36 PM »
??? Scan? ???
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« Reply #30095 on: November 02, 2018, 01:20:22 PM »
"when Mme. Vauquer lay down to rest on the day of M. Goriot's installation, her heart, like a larded partridge, sweltered before the fire of a burning desire to shake off the shroud of Vauquer and rise again as Goriot." - Balzac

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« Reply #30096 on: November 02, 2018, 01:54:15 PM »
Thanks, I have more clarity with my bizarre sexual obsessions right now.

WhatsApp me to discuss this further.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #30097 on: November 03, 2018, 05:07:29 PM »
I did not want to start a complete new thread on this because it is a minor question.
could anyone please post Icons that have a Lestovka in them

Excluding Icons of Saint Seraphim of Sarov

thank you!

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #30098 on: November 03, 2018, 05:10:54 PM »
Thanks, I have more clarity with my bizarre sexual obsessions right now.

WhatsApp me to discuss this further.
Funny that this was a joke back when I wrote it two days ago and now it actually makes sense. I'll WhatsApp you.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #30099 on: November 03, 2018, 05:52:01 PM »
Thanks, I have more clarity with my bizarre sexual obsessions right now.

WhatsApp me to discuss this further.
Funny that this was a joke back when I wrote it two days ago and now it actually makes sense. I'll WhatsApp you.

If you are Latin American, you are issued a WhatsApp by the leftist government of your area.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #30100 on: November 03, 2018, 05:59:37 PM »
Please tell me there are "WhatsApp Dog?" commercials somewhere.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #30101 on: November 03, 2018, 07:34:14 PM »
If you are Latin American, you are issued a WhatsApp by the leftist government of your area.
Now we will be mercifully granted WhatsApp by our universal emperor Bolsolini.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #30102 on: November 03, 2018, 07:46:15 PM »
If you are Latin American, you are issued a WhatsApp by the leftist government of your area.
Now we will be mercifully granted WhatsApp by our universal ecumenical emperor Bolsolini.

All hail!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #30103 on: November 04, 2018, 05:32:58 AM »
Ever read those stories about how your devices are listening to you, or otherwise spying? Yeah, just had one of those moments. I'm watching a youtube video, and an address was given in it for a church. Out of curiosity I decided to look it up on Google Maps... only once I put in the first few digits of the street address it auto-recommended the entire address. How many tens of million of addresses start with "203..." and yet it picks the exact one I was going to look up? ???
I made an innocent drug joke somewhere and Facebook suggested me coccaine gear.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #30104 on: November 04, 2018, 08:55:23 AM »
^Facebook suggested? That's random. I never saw anything that inappropriate when I still was on FB.
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I just need to find out how to say it in Slavonic!