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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #2925 on: November 27, 2007, 02:47:30 PM »
9,988 martini olives on the wall,
9,988 martini olives,
Take one down,
Put it in a new Bond movie,
9,987 martini olives on the wall.
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« Reply #2926 on: November 27, 2007, 03:13:58 PM »
Hello,

I did some calculating and we need to average 400+ posts per day to reach our goal.
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« Reply #2927 on: November 27, 2007, 03:14:10 PM »
So
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« Reply #2928 on: November 27, 2007, 03:14:18 PM »
we
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« Reply #2929 on: November 27, 2007, 03:14:24 PM »
better
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« Reply #2930 on: November 27, 2007, 03:14:31 PM »
get a
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« Reply #2931 on: November 27, 2007, 03:14:40 PM »
move
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« Reply #2932 on: November 27, 2007, 03:14:48 PM »
on it
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« Reply #2933 on: November 27, 2007, 03:14:56 PM »
in order to
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« Reply #2934 on: November 27, 2007, 03:15:03 PM »
make this
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« Reply #2935 on: November 27, 2007, 03:15:11 PM »
goal a
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« Reply #2936 on: November 27, 2007, 03:15:17 PM »
reality
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« Reply #2937 on: November 27, 2007, 03:15:23 PM »
here
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« Reply #2938 on: November 27, 2007, 03:15:33 PM »
I'll do
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« Reply #2939 on: November 27, 2007, 03:15:41 PM »
my part
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« Reply #2940 on: November 27, 2007, 03:15:47 PM »
if you
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« Reply #2941 on: November 27, 2007, 03:15:57 PM »
do your part  ;)
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #2942 on: November 27, 2007, 03:17:56 PM »
9,987 pieces of paper on the wall,
9,987 pieces of paper,
Take one down,
Write on it,
9,986 pieces of paper on the wall.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #2943 on: November 27, 2007, 03:22:36 PM »
9,986 pieces of paper garbage in the can,
9,986 pieces of paper garbage,
Take one out for Athanasios,
So we recycle and don't kill more trees for his 9,987 pieces of paper,
9,985 pieces of paper garbage in the can.
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« Reply #2944 on: November 27, 2007, 03:34:29 PM »
Hello,

9,985 recyclable pieces of paper at the plant,
9,985 recyclable pieces of paper,
Don't you dare use chlorine
So we are more environmentally friendly in our recycling,
9,984 recyclable pieces of paper at the plant.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #2945 on: November 27, 2007, 03:40:02 PM »
9,984 hybrid cars on the road,
9,984 hybrid cars,
One owner buys a Chevy Volt,
9,983 hybrid cars on the road.
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« Reply #2946 on: November 27, 2007, 03:41:34 PM »
9,983 Fords on the road,
9,983 Fords,
One of them breaksdown
What a shock!  ::)
9,982 Fords on the road
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #2947 on: November 27, 2007, 03:46:56 PM »
9,982 Automotive shoppers on the wall,
9,982 Automotive shoppers,
One buys a Lexus,
And drives it for 300,000 miles,
9,981 Automotive shoppers on the wall.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #2948 on: November 27, 2007, 03:57:10 PM »
9,981 leaves on the tree,
9,981 leaves,
The wind picks up,
And blows one off,
9,980 leaves on the tree.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #2949 on: November 27, 2007, 04:08:05 PM »
9,980 Wal-Marts in America,
9,980 Wal-Marts,
One town finally
Comes to its senses,
9,979 Wal-Marts in America.
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« Reply #2950 on: November 27, 2007, 04:09:39 PM »
Hello,

9,980 Wal-Marts in America,
9,980 Wal-Marts,
One town finally
Comes to its senses,
9,979 Wal-Marts in America.

The Walmart was planning a new store in the community next to me and they actually told Walmart to go away.
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« Reply #2951 on: November 27, 2007, 04:11:02 PM »
9,979 drops of rain before the storm is over,
9,979 drops of rain,
The heavens open up,
A drop comes down,
9,978 drops of rain before the storm is over,
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #2952 on: November 27, 2007, 04:17:00 PM »
9,978 people who don't think they need umbrellas for the storm,
9,978 people who don't think,
One gets drenched,
Goes to WalMart to buy an umbrella,
9,977 people who don't think they need umbrellas for the storm.
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« Reply #2953 on: November 27, 2007, 04:29:26 PM »
Hello,

The Walmart was planning a new store in the community next to me and they actually told Walmart to go away.

Same thing in one community next to me, but unfortunately not in six others.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #2954 on: November 27, 2007, 04:58:06 PM »
9,977 communities saying "no" to Walmart,
9,977 communities saying "no,"
Housing market crashes,
Ford closes a plant,
9,976 communities saying "no" to Walmart.
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« Reply #2955 on: November 27, 2007, 05:07:07 PM »
9,976 guys flying kites in the storm,
9,976 guys flying kites,
One puts a key on the string,
And discovers electricity,
9,975 guys flying kites in the storm.
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« Reply #2956 on: November 27, 2007, 05:12:31 PM »
9,975 Ben Franklin impersonators in the world,
9,975 Ben Franklin impersonators,
The Smithsonian's collection is going bad,
People don't want to see it or study it anymore,
9,975 Ben Franklin impersonators in the world.
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« Reply #2957 on: November 27, 2007, 05:29:36 PM »
9,974 Elvis impersonators in the world,
9,974 Elvis impersonators,
One gets tired of the funny smile,
He moves away from Graceland,
9,974 Elvis impersonators in the world.
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« Reply #2958 on: November 27, 2007, 05:36:19 PM »
The Walmart was planning a new store in the community next to me and they actually told Walmart to go away.

Good for them!  Now if other communities would do the same.  My town could do with six fewer Walmart stores.  Seriously, who needs six in one town?  (Pop. 150797)
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #2959 on: November 27, 2007, 05:39:12 PM »
9,973 paparazzi in Los Angeles,
9,973 paparazzi,
One's covering Brittney,
She runs over him with her car,
9,972 paparazzi in Los Angeles.
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« Reply #2960 on: November 27, 2007, 05:40:32 PM »
Good for them!  Now if other communities would do the same.  My town could do with six fewer Walmart stores.  Seriously, who needs six in one town?  (Pop. 150797)

I don't know, maybe a depressed local economy either looking for an employment boost or a decrease in cost of living?  That's what seems to happen in many rural areas I've been to.
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« Reply #2961 on: November 27, 2007, 05:41:16 PM »
9,972 people who care about celebrities,
9,972 people who care,
One can't take it anymore,
And turns off the T.V.,
9,971 people who care about celebrities.
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« Reply #2962 on: November 27, 2007, 05:42:34 PM »
Hello,

I don't know, maybe a depressed local economy either looking for an employment boost or a decrease in cost of living?  That's what seems to happen in many rural areas I've been to.
Walmart is NOT the answer! They ultimately steal away American jobs and send them overseas (by a variety of methods). They are part of the problem, not the solution.

Just my 2 cents.
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« Reply #2963 on: November 27, 2007, 05:42:51 PM »
Speaking of Britney, she's supposedly trying to adopt Chinese twins.  After her own two kids were removed from her custody.  How?  Why?  

9,971 kids in the world
9,971 kids
take two from Britney
give her two more
9,970 kids in the world (after she runs over/overdoses the other one)
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« Reply #2964 on: November 27, 2007, 05:44:33 PM »
I don't know, maybe a depressed local economy either looking for an employment boost or a decrease in cost of living?  That's what seems to happen in many rural areas I've been to.

Unfortunately, that's usually the case.  Building a Walmart supplies jobs much faster than building up a couple of local stores.  They're just terrible at compensating employees and too good at driving out local business.
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« Reply #2965 on: November 27, 2007, 05:51:31 PM »
9,970 Hollywood deaths in history,
9,970 Hollywood deaths,
Then one day,
Someone really sees Marilyn,
9,969 Hollywood deaths in history.
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« Reply #2966 on: November 27, 2007, 05:52:08 PM »
9,969 Garfields suctioned to a car window,
9,969 Garfields,
One guy grows-up
And takes it down,
9,968 Garfields suctioned to a car window.
Through the intercession of Our Lady of Mount Carmel, may Jesus Christ bless you abundantly.

Pray that we may be one, as Christ and His Father are one. (John 17:20ff)

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #2967 on: November 27, 2007, 05:57:03 PM »
9,968 Illegal music downloaders on the wall,
9,968 Illegal downloaders,
One of the Bit Torrent users
Gets nabbed by "The Feds,"
9,967 Illegal music downloaders on the wall.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #2968 on: November 27, 2007, 06:00:12 PM »
9,967 Hackers in Federal Prison,
9,967 Hackers,
The FBI is in a bind,
Hey come work for us,
9,966 Hackers in Federal Prison,
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #2969 on: November 27, 2007, 06:03:21 PM »
Hello,

I did some calculating and we need to average 400+ posts per day to reach our goal.

Which is quite a task, considering we've "only" been averaging 305 posts per day since the CAF exodus/OC.net posting explosion began.
"O Cross of Christ, all-holy, thrice-blessed, and life-giving, instrument of the mystical rites of Zion, the holy Altar for the service of our Great Archpriest, the blessing - the weapon - the strength of priests, our pride, our consolation, the light in our hearts, our mind, and our steps"
Met. Meletios of Nikopolis & Preveza, from his ordination.