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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25020 on: December 02, 2015, 02:30:18 AM »
kelly is preggers! Pass it on.  ;D
I don't know that you can pass pregnancy around.  It isn't a virus... it's a baby.

Well it'd have half my DNA, sooo....


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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25021 on: December 02, 2015, 11:30:22 AM »
More Veggie Tales.

Oscar: The first Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, A boiled potato topped with dillweed.

The second Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Two steamed pierogies...

Jimmy: What's a pierogi?

Oscar: It's a dough, wrapped around meat.

Jimmy: Oh...

All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed.

Oscar: The third Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Three simmered gwumpkies...

Larry: What's a gwumpkey?

Oscar: It's a cabbage wrapped around meat.

Larry: Oh..

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies.

All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed.

Oscar: The fourth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party Four baked paprikas...

Archibald: Now, what is a paprika?

Oscar: It's a bell pepper stuffed with meat.

Archibald: I see.

Larry: Three Simmered gwumpkies,

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies,

All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed.

Oscar: The fifth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Five smoked kielbasas!

Pa: What's a kielbasa?

Oscar: It's pretty much just meat.

Pa: Oh.

Archibald: Four baked paprikas,

Larry: Three simmered gwumpkies,

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogis,

All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed.

Oscar: The sixth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Six fried hoosecheekies.

Bob: Let me guess, something in the meat family?

Oscar: Actually, it's a delightful pastry with a thin flaky crust.

All: Ooooh!

Pa: Five smoked kielbasas!

Archibald: Four baked paprikas,

Larry: Three simmered gwumpkies,

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies,

All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed.

Bob: Wow Oscar, I'm gettin' kinda full, I think that's about..

Oscar: The seventh Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Seven pitted prunes...

Junior: I don't like prunes!

Oscar: With this food, you'll need 'em son.

Archie: Oh, is that right!

Pa: Uh huh!

Bob: Six fried hoosecheekies,

Pa: Five smoked kielbasas!

Archibald: Four baked paprikas,

Larry: Three simmered gwumpkies,

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies,

All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed.

Pa; I'm gonna bust! I couldn't eat another bi...

Oscar: The eighth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Eight poppy seed cakes,

Larry: Poppies, poppies, poppies...

Archibald: I'm feeling rather sleepy.

Pa: There's no place like home.

Junior: Seven pitted prunes,

Bob: Six fried hooscheekies,

Pa: Five smoked kielbasas!

Archibald: Four baked paprikas,

Larry: Three simmered gwumpkis,

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies,

All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25022 on: December 03, 2015, 10:31:11 AM »
On a scale of one to 10, seven is the level of annoyance I feel when I hear the word "furbabies."
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25023 on: December 03, 2015, 06:36:32 PM »
I haven't posted here in a while...but did the Man-Bun make it onto here?  I think it deserves a mention...no?

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« Reply #25024 on: December 03, 2015, 07:38:03 PM »
I haven't posted here in a while...but did the Man-Bun make it onto here?  I think it deserves a mention...no?

No.  Only damnatio memoriae. 
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« Reply #25025 on: December 03, 2015, 08:40:11 PM »
I haven't posted here in a while...but did the Man-Bun make it onto here?  I think it deserves a mention...no?

No.  Only damnatio memoriae.

What about the mankini?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25026 on: December 03, 2015, 09:33:53 PM »
I haven't posted here in a while...but did the Man-Bun make it onto here?  I think it deserves a mention...no?

No.  Only damnatio memoriae.

What about the mankini?

If that's that bright green thing Borat wore, I think it's acceptable. 
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25027 on: December 04, 2015, 12:48:11 AM »
I apparently left a bunch of change in a trouser pocket as it went through the wash, and now dryer.

It's annoying as heck, but am I actually going to get up and stop the dryer to get the change out of it.......probably not.


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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25028 on: December 04, 2015, 12:49:19 AM »
I apparently left a bunch of change in a trouser pocket as it went through the wash, and now dryer.

It's annoying as heck, but am I actually going to get up and stop the dryer to get the change out of it.......probably not.
People still carry currency with them? How interesting!
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« Reply #25029 on: December 04, 2015, 12:53:26 AM »
I apparently left a bunch of change in a trouser pocket as it went through the wash, and now dryer.

It's annoying as heck, but am I actually going to get up and stop the dryer to get the change out of it.......probably not.
People still carry currency with them? How interesting!

I am antiquated
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25030 on: December 04, 2015, 12:57:30 AM »
I apparently left a bunch of change in a trouser pocket as it went through the wash, and now dryer.

It's annoying as heck, but am I actually going to get up and stop the dryer to get the change out of it.......probably not.
People still carry currency with them? How interesting!

I am antiquated
Do they still put those president fellows on the coins? I seem to remember them from ages gone by.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25031 on: December 04, 2015, 12:59:45 AM »
I apparently left a bunch of change in a trouser pocket as it went through the wash, and now dryer.

It's annoying as heck, but am I actually going to get up and stop the dryer to get the change out of it.......probably not.
People still carry currency with them? How interesting!

I am antiquated
Do they still put those president fellows on the coins? I seem to remember them from ages gone by.

they do!   It's a history lesson every time I buy a soda
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25032 on: December 04, 2015, 01:01:34 AM »
Do they still put all the different states designs on the backs of quarters or is that over now. If so, did they just go back to the old eagle that used to be on there?
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« Reply #25033 on: December 04, 2015, 01:02:57 AM »
I would have to check a newer coin for that answer....but they are all in the dryer currently.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25034 on: December 04, 2015, 01:07:10 AM »
Do they still put all the different states designs on the backs of quarters or is that over now. If so, did they just go back to the old eagle that used to be on there?

they have moved to state parks I believe.


I should get into the habit of carrying cash, i really should.

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« Reply #25035 on: December 04, 2015, 07:56:47 AM »
Just read that Scott Weiland, former lead singer of the Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver, died in Bloomington while on tour. So sad.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25036 on: December 04, 2015, 04:38:23 PM »
I'm going to bring in a Barbarazweig in a bit. First, I am of German extraction, second, I love St. Barbara and today is her feast (well, for us ecumenist New Calendarists). I hope my cherry tree has a suitable branch.

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« Reply #25037 on: December 04, 2015, 05:58:06 PM »
Update: cherry branch with some buds has been procured.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25038 on: December 04, 2015, 06:50:34 PM »
Update: cherry branch with some buds has been procured.

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« Reply #25039 on: December 04, 2015, 08:38:46 PM »
Update: cherry branch with some buds has been procured.



Jeez, relax woman. They're not your cherry branch anyway.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25040 on: December 04, 2015, 09:17:17 PM »
Ruh roh I've been sigged by Mor.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25041 on: December 04, 2015, 09:43:26 PM »
Mor, you're just jealous that I find joy in things.

Nothing, he sigged me once, and it was something I never even said.
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« Reply #25042 on: December 04, 2015, 11:08:24 PM »
Mor, you're just jealous that I find joy in things.

More like incredulous that you find joy in anything.
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« Reply #25043 on: December 04, 2015, 11:10:43 PM »
Mor, you're just jealous that I find joy in things.

More like incredulous that you find joy in anything.

 ::)
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« Reply #25044 on: December 04, 2015, 11:16:27 PM »
Please don't project meta-debates onto me.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25045 on: December 08, 2015, 01:08:00 AM »
On today's lunch menu at the cafeteria where I work: Whipped Yukon God Potatoes...  :laugh: Does eating them make one holy?
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« Reply #25046 on: December 08, 2015, 01:27:17 AM »
On a scale of one to 10, seven is the level of annoyance I feel when I hear the word "furbabies."

What's a "fur baby"? I blacked out upon hearing and don't remember. Are we talking about idiots who keep animals as family members / pets?

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« Reply #25047 on: December 08, 2015, 01:48:02 PM »
On a scale of one to 10, seven is the level of annoyance I feel when I hear the word "furbabies."

What's a "fur baby"? I blacked out upon hearing and don't remember. Are we talking about idiots who keep animals as family members / pets?

It's what the bourgeoisie call their puppies these days.
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« Reply #25048 on: December 08, 2015, 05:23:01 PM »
Of all the schlocky acts dragged screaming from the vault every Christmas season, I think Trans-Siberian Orchestra is one of the most annoying.
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« Reply #25049 on: December 08, 2015, 06:08:47 PM »
I apparently left a bunch of change in a trouser pocket as it went through the wash, and now dryer.

It's annoying as heck, but am I actually going to get up and stop the dryer to get the change out of it.......probably not.
People still carry currency with them? How interesting!

I do, in case I ever need to make an impromptu rap video.  I tried that once, waving around my handgun and a bank card, but it didn't have quite the same effect as a couple of fifties and some stripper-ones.
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« Reply #25050 on: December 08, 2015, 07:08:35 PM »
I apparently left a bunch of change in a trouser pocket as it went through the wash, and now dryer.

It's annoying as heck, but am I actually going to get up and stop the dryer to get the change out of it.......probably not.
People still carry currency with them? How interesting!

I do, in case I ever need to make an impromptu rap video.  I tried that once, waving around my handgun and a bank card, but it didn't have quite the same effect as a couple of fifties and some stripper-ones.
Around here everyone uses Sacagawea dollars for that purpose.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25051 on: December 08, 2015, 08:29:19 PM »
I apparently left a bunch of change in a trouser pocket as it went through the wash, and now dryer.

It's annoying as heck, but am I actually going to get up and stop the dryer to get the change out of it.......probably not.
People still carry currency with them? How interesting!

I do, in case I ever need to make an impromptu rap video.  I tried that once, waving around my handgun and a bank card, but it didn't have quite the same effect as a couple of fifties and some stripper-ones.
Around here everyone uses Sacagawea dollars for that purpose.

I actually had a take-my-money-now moment once when the dude working the register didn't recognize a Sacagawea dollar as real currency.
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« Reply #25052 on: December 09, 2015, 01:56:41 AM »
I apparently left a bunch of change in a trouser pocket as it went through the wash, and now dryer.

It's annoying as heck, but am I actually going to get up and stop the dryer to get the change out of it.......probably not.
People still carry currency with them? How interesting!

I do, in case I ever need to make an impromptu rap video.  I tried that once, waving around my handgun and a bank card, but it didn't have quite the same effect as a couple of fifties and some stripper-ones.
Around here everyone uses Sacagawea dollars for that purpose.

I actually had a take-my-money-now moment once when the dude working the register didn't recognize a Sacagawea dollar as real currency.

What the hell am I going to do with Canadian currency?
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« Reply #25053 on: December 09, 2015, 10:13:06 AM »
Note to self: the 3rd of December 2015 was THE day.
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« Reply #25054 on: December 09, 2015, 10:13:42 AM »
I apparently left a bunch of change in a trouser pocket as it went through the wash, and now dryer.

It's annoying as heck, but am I actually going to get up and stop the dryer to get the change out of it.......probably not.
People still carry currency with them? How interesting!

I do, in case I ever need to make an impromptu rap video.  I tried that once, waving around my handgun and a bank card, but it didn't have quite the same effect as a couple of fifties and some stripper-ones.
Around here everyone uses Sacagawea dollars for that purpose.
How do you stick those in a G-string?
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« Reply #25055 on: December 09, 2015, 10:32:22 AM »
I apparently left a bunch of change in a trouser pocket as it went through the wash, and now dryer.

It's annoying as heck, but am I actually going to get up and stop the dryer to get the change out of it.......probably not.
People still carry currency with them? How interesting!

I do, in case I ever need to make an impromptu rap video.  I tried that once, waving around my handgun and a bank card, but it didn't have quite the same effect as a couple of fifties and some stripper-ones.
Around here everyone uses Sacagawea dollars for that purpose.

I actually had a take-my-money-now moment once when the dude working the register didn't recognize a Sacagawea dollar as real currency.

What the hell am I going to do with Canadian currency?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25056 on: December 09, 2015, 11:53:41 AM »
What the hell am I going to do with Canadian currency?
Send it to me. I'll put it in the offering on Sunday. Or better yet, come and do that yourself  ;D. Fly to Buffalo and I'll pick you up.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25057 on: December 09, 2015, 11:56:07 AM »
I apparently left a bunch of change in a trouser pocket as it went through the wash, and now dryer.

It's annoying as heck, but am I actually going to get up and stop the dryer to get the change out of it.......probably not.
People still carry currency with them? How interesting!

I do, in case I ever need to make an impromptu rap video.  I tried that once, waving around my handgun and a bank card, but it didn't have quite the same effect as a couple of fifties and some stripper-ones.
Around here everyone uses Sacagawea dollars for that purpose.
How do you stick those in a G-string?

Duct tape
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25058 on: December 09, 2015, 11:58:32 AM »
I apparently left a bunch of change in a trouser pocket as it went through the wash, and now dryer.

It's annoying as heck, but am I actually going to get up and stop the dryer to get the change out of it.......probably not.
People still carry currency with them? How interesting!

I do, in case I ever need to make an impromptu rap video.  I tried that once, waving around my handgun and a bank card, but it didn't have quite the same effect as a couple of fifties and some stripper-ones.
Around here everyone uses Sacagawea dollars for that purpose.
How do you stick those in a G-string?

Duct tape

saves on the waxing too
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25059 on: December 09, 2015, 12:02:01 PM »
I apparently left a bunch of change in a trouser pocket as it went through the wash, and now dryer.

It's annoying as heck, but am I actually going to get up and stop the dryer to get the change out of it.......probably not.
People still carry currency with them? How interesting!

I do, in case I ever need to make an impromptu rap video.  I tried that once, waving around my handgun and a bank card, but it didn't have quite the same effect as a couple of fifties and some stripper-ones.
Around here everyone uses Sacagawea dollars for that purpose.
How do you stick those in a G-string?

Duct tape

saves on the waxing too

Shh....don't tell John Piper!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25060 on: December 09, 2015, 12:06:29 PM »
I apparently left a bunch of change in a trouser pocket as it went through the wash, and now dryer.

It's annoying as heck, but am I actually going to get up and stop the dryer to get the change out of it.......probably not.
People still carry currency with them? How interesting!

I do, in case I ever need to make an impromptu rap video.  I tried that once, waving around my handgun and a bank card, but it didn't have quite the same effect as a couple of fifties and some stripper-ones.
Around here everyone uses Sacagawea dollars for that purpose.
How do you stick those in a G-string?

Duct tape

saves on the waxing too

In that usage, it's called a 'Floridian.'  As opposed to a 'Brazilian,' which uses actual wax.
You can't find wisdom in the mirror.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25061 on: December 09, 2015, 01:45:40 PM »
I still have a few hundred pages worth of printing money left. Any suggestions on what I should use it on (I'm thinking Patristic writings specifically)?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25062 on: December 09, 2015, 01:59:23 PM »
Do you prefer reading on paper over digital?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25063 on: December 09, 2015, 02:41:30 PM »
Mannheim Steamroller's Christmas music is horrible.
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“A goose to hatch the Crystal Egg after an Eagle had half-hatched it! Aye, aye, to be sure, that’s right,” said the Old Woman of Beare. “And now you must go find out what happened to it. Go now, and when you come back I will give you your name.”
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #25064 on: December 09, 2015, 02:45:51 PM »
Mannheim Steamroller's Christmas music is horrible.
You and Christmas music! Such vitriol.  :P
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