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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24750 on: October 21, 2015, 04:24:03 PM »
-Males from New York. They are homosexual by their very nature--capris, well-shaped eyebrows, "messenger" bags, and just an all around snobby personality. Californians really laugh at them.

James, we can't stay friends if you malign the great state of New York. ;) Ignoring whatever stereotype that is ^, relatedly:

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« Reply #24751 on: October 21, 2015, 04:26:19 PM »
-American nerds who became fascinated with the most shallow and stereotypical elements of British culture because they grew up reading Harry Potter or whatever and affect a bad, non-specific British accent from time to time.  The kind of dorks who get off on saying things like "St. Swithin's Day" and "kippers and marmalade" because they're from West Nowhere, Ohio and to them it sounds exotic.


Just don't hate on people who non-ironically like kippers, ok?

I actually like kippers.  I just don't fake a British accent when I eat them.

When men started wearing skinny jeans I was really hoping that Napoleonic officer uniforms would come into vogue, but alas, hipsters.  I think all hipsters should be forced to retreat from Moscow in the snow preyed upon by wolves and cossacks.

^ This is why I'm voting Vamrat in 2016.

Now excuse me while I try to get these dry heaves under control thanks to people talking about lumbersexuals and a My Little Pony character modeled on Paris Hilton.
I'm with the camp of 13 million Americans that believe politicians are, or are controlled by, Reptilians. I think only monks can solve this problem. It doesn't seem right that they prefer to ignore it.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24752 on: October 21, 2015, 04:27:20 PM »


Now excuse me while I try to get these dry heaves under control thanks to people talking about lumbersexuals and a My Little Pony character modeled on Paris Hilton.


try some blessed bread and Holy Water......really calms one down.

(right there with you....)
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« Reply #24753 on: October 21, 2015, 04:32:06 PM »
-Males from New York. They are homosexual by their very nature--capris, well-shaped eyebrows, "messenger" bags, and just an all around snobby personality. Californians really laugh at them.

James, we can't stay friends if you malign the great state of New York. ;) Ignoring whatever stereotype that is ^, relatedly:



Okay.

Men from New York City. Better?

All the men from San Francisco are gay too.

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« Reply #24754 on: October 21, 2015, 04:34:46 PM »
-Males from New York. They are homosexual by their very nature--capris, well-shaped eyebrows, "messenger" bags, and just an all around snobby personality. Californians really laugh at them.

James, we can't stay friends if you malign the great state of New York. ;) Ignoring whatever stereotype that is ^, relatedly:



Okay.

Men from New York City. Better?

All the men from San Francisco are gay too.


You do just realize you have now accused quite a few clergy including your own (if you are still bothering with pretending to be Orthodox) of being gay?

or are sweeping generalizations just so much more fun that slander doesn't matter ?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24755 on: October 21, 2015, 04:42:28 PM »
-American nerds who became fascinated with the most shallow and stereotypical elements of British culture because they grew up reading Harry Potter or whatever and affect a bad, non-specific British accent from time to time.  The kind of dorks who get off on saying things like "St. Swithin's Day" and "kippers and marmalade" because they're from West Nowhere, Ohio and to them it sounds exotic.


Just don't hate on people who non-ironically like kippers, ok?

I actually like kippers.  I just don't fake a British accent when I eat them.

When men started wearing skinny jeans I was really hoping that Napoleonic officer uniforms would come into vogue, but alas, hipsters.  I think all hipsters should be forced to retreat from Moscow in the snow preyed upon by wolves and cossacks.

^ This is why I'm voting Vamrat in 2016.

Now excuse me while I try to get these dry heaves under control thanks to people talking about lumbersexuals and a My Little Pony character modeled on Paris Hilton.

You wound me.

You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.

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« Reply #24756 on: October 21, 2015, 04:59:42 PM »
Will be useful once every native girl is a single mother with short hair.

Has the contagion spread across the Atlantic? All women over 30 have short hair here; preferably badly dyed as well.
We are left with androgyny and lumbersexuals. Pick your poison and cuddle up, big boy.

I've never been a bigger fan of a fad.
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« Reply #24757 on: October 21, 2015, 05:01:25 PM »
-American nerds who became fascinated with the most shallow and stereotypical elements of British culture because they grew up reading Harry Potter or whatever and affect a bad, non-specific British accent from time to time.  The kind of dorks who get off on saying things like "St. Swithin's Day" and "kippers and marmalade" because they're from West Nowhere, Ohio and to them it sounds exotic.


Just don't hate on people who non-ironically like kippers, ok?

I actually like kippers.  I just don't fake a British accent when I eat them.

When men started wearing skinny jeans I was really hoping that Napoleonic officer uniforms would come into vogue, but alas, hipsters.  I think all hipsters should be forced to retreat from Moscow in the snow preyed upon by wolves and cossacks.

^ This is why I'm voting Vamrat in 2016.

Now excuse me while I try to get these dry heaves under control thanks to people talking about lumbersexuals and a My Little Pony character modeled on Paris Hilton.
I want a MLP modeled on AN. The mark on its butt can be a praise band.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24758 on: October 21, 2015, 05:14:20 PM »
Will be useful once every native girl is a single mother with short hair.

Has the contagion spread across the Atlantic? All women over 30 have short hair here; preferably badly dyed as well.
We are left with androgyny and lumbersexuals. Pick your poison and cuddle up, big boy.

I've never been a bigger fan of a fad.
I need you to talk to my wife. She won't let me grow a beard.

Wives. Always there to spoil your fun.

If the fun is beards, not this wife.
Why must you burn me so?  :-*

Sorry, I meant as a wife I won't spoil fun, if the fun is beards. :P I will send your wife an alpacagram and plead your case.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24759 on: October 21, 2015, 06:02:23 PM »
(right there with you....)

You always were a woman of taste.

You wound me.

Purely unintentional.  I just loathe hipsters.

I want a MLP modeled on AN. The mark on its butt can be a praise band.

I'd rather be transformed - painful American Werewolf In London style - into a rhino with a tattoo of a swastika on its butt.
I'm with the camp of 13 million Americans that believe politicians are, or are controlled by, Reptilians. I think only monks can solve this problem. It doesn't seem right that they prefer to ignore it.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24760 on: October 21, 2015, 06:11:02 PM »
This entire board is comprised of hipsters posting.

why you lyin (NSF language)
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« Reply #24761 on: October 21, 2015, 06:20:17 PM »
This entire board is comprised of hipsters posting.

Not the entire board.  Some of us are too old to be hipsters.

why you lyin

Not me, son.
I'm with the camp of 13 million Americans that believe politicians are, or are controlled by, Reptilians. I think only monks can solve this problem. It doesn't seem right that they prefer to ignore it.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24762 on: October 21, 2015, 06:24:28 PM »
emilia clarke as most sexiest woman alive? lmbo

Paris Hilton deserves that title.
don't even joke about such things...



Pretty cute to me. I'm a man of simple tastes--dumb, blonde, cute, and petite.

Petite? She's like 5'10"... I didn't think you'd like a woman that tall.
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« Reply #24763 on: October 21, 2015, 06:26:25 PM »
I would not date someone shorter than 5'7".
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« Reply #24764 on: October 21, 2015, 06:27:17 PM »
I would not date someone shorter than 5'7".

I doubt Paris would either.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24765 on: October 21, 2015, 06:27:55 PM »
I wouldn't date someone shorter than 1.80m. I love my heels.
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« Reply #24766 on: October 21, 2015, 06:37:20 PM »
I wouldn't date someone shorter than 1.80m. I love my heels.

Blast you and the rest of the world* with your fancy metric system! I have no idea how tall that is.


*Not you, Burma and Liberia.
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« Reply #24767 on: October 21, 2015, 06:38:23 PM »
I myself think that in the near future we should standardize human height at 1.79m for women and 1.86m for men.  The benefits in terms of ergonomics would be immense. 

The standardization could be attained either through generic engineering or novel approaches to orthopedic surgery.
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« Reply #24768 on: October 21, 2015, 06:40:48 PM »
I wouldn't date someone shorter than 1.80m. I love my heels.

Blast you and the rest of the world* with your fancy metric system! I have no idea how tall that is.


*Not you, Burma and Liberia.

It's roughly 600 million angstroms shorter than me.
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« Reply #24769 on: October 21, 2015, 06:41:12 PM »
novel approaches to orthopedic surgery.

Also known as 'Procrustes' bed'.
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« Reply #24770 on: October 21, 2015, 06:42:12 PM »
I myself think that in the near future we should standardize human height at 1.79m for women and 1.86m for men.  The benefits in terms of ergonomics would be immense. 

The standardization could be attained either through generic engineering or novel approaches to orthopedic surgery.


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so we should meddle with His works?
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« Reply #24771 on: October 21, 2015, 06:51:45 PM »
Well I think if we could pull off standardizing the height of humans, God would want us to be able to benefit from more comfortable furniture, shoes, clothing and workspace design.
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« Reply #24772 on: October 21, 2015, 07:00:01 PM »
Well I think if we could pull off standardizing the height of humans, God would want us to be able to benefit from more comfortable furniture, shoes, clothing and workspace design.

Because tailoring the environment to the needs of the human, like we've been doing for millennia, is harder than engineering the human to fit their stuff. ::)
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« Reply #24773 on: October 21, 2015, 07:12:57 PM »
My first boyfriend was 5'7ish, and I'm a little over 5'8 - he was incredibly insecure over this and got all mopey if I wore anything other than flats around him. It should've been a sign of future drama with him.
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« Reply #24774 on: October 21, 2015, 07:20:06 PM »
My first boyfriend was 5'7ish, and I'm a little over 5'8 - he was incredibly insecure over this and got all mopey if I wore anything other than flats around him. It should've been a sign of future drama with him.
You had a boyfriend? Tell us more of this young fellow who must have had the patience of Job.
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« Reply #24775 on: October 21, 2015, 07:26:56 PM »
My first boyfriend was 5'7ish, and I'm a little over 5'8 - he was incredibly insecure over this and got all mopey if I wore anything other than flats around him. It should've been a sign of future drama with him.
You had a boyfriend? Tell us more of this young fellow who must have had the patience of Job.

I can't formulate a response to this. It genuinely made me LOL.

Also, you're now on IGNORE.
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« Reply #24776 on: October 21, 2015, 07:29:30 PM »
My first boyfriend was 5'7ish, and I'm a little over 5'8 - he was incredibly insecure over this and got all mopey if I wore anything other than flats around him. It should've been a sign of future drama with him.
You had a boyfriend? Tell us more of this young fellow who must have had the patience of Job.
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« Reply #24777 on: October 21, 2015, 07:58:42 PM »
-Males from New York. They are homosexual by their very nature--capris, well-shaped eyebrows, "messenger" bags, and just an all around snobby personality. Californians really laugh at them.

James, we can't stay friends if you malign the great state of New York. ;) Ignoring whatever stereotype that is ^, relatedly:



Okay.

Men from New York City. Better?

All the men from San Francisco are gay too.
I'm not sure if I should be offended that you neglected to shade Buffalo, not to mention that bit to the left of the 81. likely a different colour to showcase the best part of the state.

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« Reply #24778 on: October 21, 2015, 08:05:28 PM »
My first boyfriend was 5'7ish, and I'm a little over 5'8 - he was incredibly insecure over this and got all mopey if I wore anything other than flats around him. It should've been a sign of future drama with him.
You had a boyfriend? Tell us more of this young fellow who must have had the patience of Job.

Would you like to know where the body is?
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« Reply #24779 on: October 21, 2015, 08:18:27 PM »
emilia clarke as most sexiest woman alive? lmbo

Paris Hilton deserves that title.
don't even joke about such things...



Pretty cute to me. I'm a man of simple tastes--dumb, blonde, cute, and petite.

Petite? She's like 5'10"... I didn't think you'd like a woman that tall.

Now for her I'd make an exception. That's the type of woman I'd be proud to bring home to mom. She's just so irresistibly cute, like My Little Pony but blonde and 3D.

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« Reply #24780 on: October 21, 2015, 08:22:00 PM »
Now for her I'd make an exception. That's the type of woman I'd be proud to bring home to mom. She's just so irresistibly cute, like My Little Pony but blonde and 3D.

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« Reply #24781 on: October 21, 2015, 09:16:25 PM »
So apparently, Mars was home to an advanced civilization, and they were Buddhists.  ::)
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« Reply #24782 on: October 21, 2015, 09:35:34 PM »
Well I think if we could pull off standardizing the height of humans, God would want us to be able to benefit from more comfortable furniture, shoes, clothing and workspace design.

Because tailoring the environment to the needs of the human, like we've been doing for millennia, is harder than engineering the human to fit their stuff. ::)

When it comes to eningeering, your approach smacks of MONERGISM!!!   I prefer the idea of human nature being altered to function in synergy with inanimate objects as a sort of iconographic representation of Orthodox soteriology in the field of ergonomics.   :laugh:
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« Reply #24783 on: October 21, 2015, 11:03:43 PM »
Will be useful once every native girl is a single mother with short hair.

Has the contagion spread across the Atlantic? All women over 30 have short hair here; preferably badly dyed as well.
We are left with androgyny and lumbersexuals. Pick your poison and cuddle up, big boy.

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« Reply #24784 on: October 21, 2015, 11:32:54 PM »
Will be useful once every native girl is a single mother with short hair.

Has the contagion spread across the Atlantic? All women over 30 have short hair here; preferably badly dyed as well.
We are left with androgyny and lumbersexuals. Pick your poison and cuddle up, big boy.

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« Reply #24785 on: October 22, 2015, 12:14:25 AM »
Sideburns should make a comeback.

Yes.  For a long time, I looked like this.



Then I grew a beard.  I dislike shaving my face and do not look forward to doing it again.
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« Reply #24786 on: October 22, 2015, 12:34:14 AM »
-Males from New York. They are homosexual by their very nature--capris, well-shaped eyebrows, "messenger" bags, and just an all around snobby personality. Californians really laugh at them.

James, we can't stay friends if you malign the great state of New York. ;) Ignoring whatever stereotype that is ^, relatedly:



Okay.

Men from New York City. Better?

All the men from San Francisco are gay too.

You've never visited NYC, have you? 
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24787 on: October 22, 2015, 12:35:07 AM »
My first boyfriend was 5'7ish, and I'm a little over 5'8 - he was incredibly insecure over this and got all mopey if I wore anything other than flats around him. It should've been a sign of future drama with him.
You had a boyfriend? Tell us more of this young fellow who must have had the patience of Job.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24788 on: October 22, 2015, 01:25:57 AM »
I hate it when one of those young guys and girls at the customer services act like they're all that, as if they're entitled to something. What I do when I encounter such people, I ask them directly; Where can I send a complain about the bad customer services in this place?. The look on some of them is hilarious. If you don't like you job, you can quit and live someone who needs it to get it.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24789 on: October 22, 2015, 02:09:12 AM »
I did it. I actually did it.

Today after class I officially asked a girl for her phone number and a date. She turned me down on the grounds that she is not single, so that was a bummer. But surprisingly I am exceedingly glad that for once I actually mustered up my self esteem, broke out of my shyness, and approached a female. I finally did it after almost 20 years. I know it seems like nothing, but for me it is a major landmark in my life to finally do this. The awkwardness is no longer there as I KNOW I can approach females now.

I actually smiled today :D

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24790 on: October 22, 2015, 08:35:46 AM »
Awesome  8)

Were you guys talking before or was this a cold approach?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24791 on: October 22, 2015, 08:46:41 AM »
I did it. I actually did it.

Today after class I officially asked a girl for her phone number and a date. She turned me down on the grounds that she is not single, so that was a bummer. But surprisingly I am exceedingly glad that for once I actually mustered up my self esteem, broke out of my shyness, and approached a female. I finally did it after almost 20 years. I know it seems like nothing, but for me it is a major landmark in my life to finally do this. The awkwardness is no longer there as I KNOW I can approach females now.

I actually smiled today :D
*fistbump*

Good job, James!  :)
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24792 on: October 22, 2015, 09:03:41 AM »
I did it. I actually did it.

Today after class I officially asked a girl for her phone number and a date. She turned me down on the grounds that she is not single, so that was a bummer. But surprisingly I am exceedingly glad that for once I actually mustered up my self esteem, broke out of my shyness, and approached a female. I finally did it after almost 20 years. I know it seems like nothing, but for me it is a major landmark in my life to finally do this. The awkwardness is no longer there as I KNOW I can approach females now.

I actually smiled today :D

It's something.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24793 on: October 22, 2015, 09:09:57 AM »
I was organizing some photos on my iPod and I accidentally deleted quite a few that were especially meaningful to me. I'm still pissed off at myself for that.
This is something cute and innocent.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24794 on: October 22, 2015, 09:10:23 AM »
Baby steps, Cryllic.

JamesR will be married before he graduates ;)
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Modernist thinking and being consists of nothing but uncritical acceptance.