LET'S DRINK UNTIL WE GO!
Breakfast is a good meal,
O' good ol’ bacon and eggs,
The whites give you your fingers
And the yolk gives you your legs!
Lunch is a better meal,
Cheese and buttered toast,
Butter gives you lots o’ warmth,
But it's bread you love the most!
Dinner is the best meal,
Meat, bread, fruit and cheer!
And froth gives you the hiccups,
But body’s better here!
Yea, better still are drinking times,
Better than the best,
For as we know, the drinks are yet
Better than the rest!
We don’t care for tea and loibl,
All we want is ale,
We’ll drink and drink and eat and eat
And again until we’re pale!
O, the skies are good for flyin’,
The fields are good for lyin’
But as we well know, the rest is just for show,
We’re drinkin’ till we’re dyin’!
As we well know, the rest is just for show,
But we're quaffing, till we go - ho!