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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24255 on: July 04, 2015, 03:43:37 AM »
total waste of good pão de queijo

As a fisherman, I must object to that slur.  ;) :laugh:


You are a man ? I thought you are a woman ?

Fisherman applies to both sexes, as does chairman, tradesman, etc.

Thank you for the clarification :) Another mistake to learn from for my English.

Proper version would be fisherperson, chairperson, tradesperson etc.

No, it is not. Substituting -person for -man is a very recent innovation as a sop to feminists and political correctoids. It is a debasement of English, which is the primary language in which I was educated.
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« Reply #24256 on: July 04, 2015, 04:08:35 AM »
total waste of good pão de queijo

As a fisherman, I must object to that slur.  ;) :laugh:


You are a man ? I thought you are a woman ?

Fisherman applies to both sexes, as does chairman, tradesman, etc.

Thank you for the clarification :) Another mistake to learn from for my English.

Proper version would be fisherperson, chairperson, tradesperson etc.

No, it is not. Substituting -person for -man is a very recent innovation as a sop to feminists and political correctoids. It is a debasement of English, which is the primary language in which I was educated.
Such debasement is the norm in Canada, you fish murderer.

Please send me fresh fish.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24257 on: July 04, 2015, 04:25:23 AM »
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I'm not Canadian.  :police:

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Please send me fresh fish.

You've got a hide!  ;)
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« Reply #24258 on: July 04, 2015, 04:36:51 AM »
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Such debasement is the norm in Canada,

I'm not Canadian.  :police:


Raylight lives in Canadaland.

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Please send me fresh fish.

You've got a hide!  ;)

Not tanned well enough. ;D
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24259 on: July 04, 2015, 04:41:55 AM »
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Such debasement is the norm in Canada,

I'm not Canadian.  :police:


Raylight lives in Canadaland.

Still doesn't make ugly and unnecessary language right.


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Please send me fresh fish.

You've got a hide!  ;)

Not tanned well enough. ;D


I can oblige.  :o ;)
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24260 on: July 04, 2015, 07:49:57 AM »
Woe is me, I'm wholly undone. The heat is killing me, irrationality is gnawling at me from the inside and I'm starting to have a bit of a temper. It's getting so bad that soon I might qualify for Italian citizenship.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24261 on: July 04, 2015, 10:52:35 AM »
Woe is me, I'm wholly undone. The heat is killing me, irrationality is gnawling at me from the inside and I'm starting to have a bit of a temper. It's getting so bad that soon I might qualify for Italian citizenship.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24262 on: July 04, 2015, 01:20:47 PM »
Woe is me, I'm wholly undone. The heat is killing me, irrationality is gnawling at me from the inside



Go to the beach and have too many beers.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24263 on: July 04, 2015, 04:35:21 PM »
Go to the beach and have too many beers.

I was badly hungover anyhow. Besides, the beach is crowded at this time of year.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24264 on: July 06, 2015, 09:24:43 AM »
Go to the beach and have too many beers.

I was badly hungover anyhow. Besides, the beach is crowded at this time of year.

This guy can get hungover without even drinking.
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« Reply #24265 on: July 07, 2015, 12:36:04 PM »

Go to the beach and have too many beers.

I did cycle a lenghty bike tour through the dunes and boulevards today. It was rather enjoyable. People thought me mad to go in tweeds, but once the floods came and the winds blew I was still warm.
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« Reply #24266 on: July 09, 2015, 09:25:42 AM »
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« Reply #24267 on: July 09, 2015, 09:28:13 AM »
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24268 on: July 09, 2015, 04:53:44 PM »
I work in Dilbert's office


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Thank you for your cooperation at today’s evacuation drill.  The feedback we got from Fire & Security was overall positive.  In fact, all the other buildings did well, too;

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24269 on: July 09, 2015, 05:10:38 PM »
What would Shiny say?

I don't know much about this chick, but it's stupid that people are jumping down her throat.  If a member of any ethnicity, race, or nationality saw people of her own group doing something stereotypical and annoying and jokingly said, "I hate [my people]" everyone would laugh it off.  Chris Rock made a career out of it.  Copts say it all the time whenever FOB Ashraf or Tant Mona does something embarrassing.  But because she said "Americans", some pea-brained ape has to wrap himself in the flag, snatch Lady Liberty's torch and Cap's shield , and charge this 22 year old girl like she was the Red Skull blowing his nose with the Constitution.  Get over yourself, losers.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24270 on: July 09, 2015, 06:00:06 PM »
What would Shiny say?

I don't know much about this chick, but it's stupid that people are jumping down her throat.  If a member of any ethnicity, race, or nationality saw people of her own group doing something stereotypical and annoying and jokingly said, "I hate [my people]" everyone would laugh it off.  Chris Rock made a career out of it.  Copts say it all the time whenever FOB Ashraf or Tant Mona does something embarrassing.  But because she said "Americans", some pea-brained ape has to wrap himself in the flag, snatch Lady Liberty's torch and Cap's shield , and charge this 22 year old girl like she was the Red Skull blowing his nose with the Constitution.  Get over yourself, losers.
She desecrated a donut. That is where my tolerance ends. You can crap on America, but never mess with a man's donut!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24271 on: July 09, 2015, 06:04:41 PM »
Donuts suck.

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« Reply #24272 on: July 09, 2015, 06:04:58 PM »
It's past midnight and I'm writing a meeting report. Oy vey.
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« Reply #24273 on: July 09, 2015, 06:11:00 PM »
God bless!

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24274 on: July 09, 2015, 06:20:05 PM »
Donuts suck.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24275 on: July 09, 2015, 06:28:53 PM »
Donuts suck.
Never say that again!



I did this to someone once under similar circumstances!  You can't help it.  It's just a reflex.  No ill will at all.  After me and my other friends helped the guy up to a bench and made sure he was okay, and he could talk again, he said, "Man, you must have enemies, huh?"  Nothing to do with that.   It's just a natural reaction.  I felt bad though.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24276 on: July 12, 2015, 10:59:05 AM »
Donuts suck.

I will not return the attack.  Ham radios are unsubscribing.

I much prefer doughnuts to donuts.

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« Reply #24278 on: July 12, 2015, 12:11:32 PM »
My priest said today is the first feast of St. Paisios.  :angel:
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24279 on: July 12, 2015, 12:12:25 PM »
I really, really, really hate working Sunday mornings. August can't come soon enough.
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« Reply #24280 on: July 12, 2015, 12:31:32 PM »
I really, really, really hate working Sunday mornings. August can't come soon enough.

Awww.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24281 on: July 12, 2015, 04:55:43 PM »
Donuts suck.

I will not return the attack.  Ham radios are unsubscribing.

I much prefer doughnuts to donuts.
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« Reply #24282 on: July 12, 2015, 05:46:23 PM »

I can't even count how many times I've watched this and each time, I laugh.  ;D
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« Reply #24283 on: July 12, 2015, 06:09:05 PM »

I can't even count how many times I've watched this and each time, I laugh.  ;D

the dangers of public schooling, in .gif form.
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« Reply #24284 on: July 13, 2015, 06:27:52 AM »
I hate dreaming about posting on OC.net or Facebook. I'm occasionally confused as to whether I typed a silly post irl or in a dream.

In related news, I spend too much time on the internet.
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« Reply #24285 on: July 14, 2015, 12:17:24 AM »
I just spent about 45-50 minutes typing out a post, and then before posting it deleted 40 minutes or so of the content. This has been happening more of late... I wish I'd just not type it to begin with >:(

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« Reply #24286 on: July 14, 2015, 01:18:48 AM »
The new Greek finance minister certainly has a very masculine-looking signature, doesn't he?
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« Reply #24287 on: July 14, 2015, 11:57:55 PM »
I started a new cross-stitch project tonight. It's made up of various birds, flowers, and a verse from Song of Solomon.
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« Reply #24288 on: July 15, 2015, 09:11:56 AM »
today feels like a Saturday to me

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« Reply #24289 on: July 16, 2015, 11:23:21 AM »
What will 'next generation' head coverings look like? ???


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« Reply #24290 on: July 16, 2015, 01:19:12 PM »
Gotta have that earflesh poking out of the mask hole.  Lord have mercy, the lust is burning me alive. 
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« Reply #24291 on: July 16, 2015, 03:37:56 PM »
today feels like a Saturday to me

Let us know if Saturday feels like a Thursday to you.
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« Reply #24292 on: July 16, 2015, 04:31:05 PM »
Gotta have that earflesh poking out of the mask hole.  Lord have mercy, the lust is burning me alive.

But it's the latest design breakthrough! Under the chin and down the neck is a much more tempting area than the top of the head, so this lets the neck be covered and the hair can be kept tightly bound and (mostly) covered as a sign of deference/obedience/humility.

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« Reply #24293 on: July 16, 2015, 04:33:03 PM »
today feels like a Saturday to me

Let us know if Saturday feels like a Thursday to you.

Oddly enough today feels like a Friday to me. I must have caused a matter-antimatter explosion that pushed me into some kind of parallel universe where time goes backwards as it goes forwards (wait, wat?).

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« Reply #24294 on: July 16, 2015, 04:39:19 PM »
today feels like a Saturday to me

Let us know if Saturday feels like a Thursday to you.

Oddly enough today feels like a Friday to me. I must have caused a matter-antimatter explosion that pushed me into some kind of parallel universe where time goes backwards as it goes forwards (wait, wat?).

At least you're not Roman Catholic.  Trying to figure out which set of mysteries to pray the Rosary with when you have no idea what day it is would probably be purgatory on earth. 
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24295 on: July 16, 2015, 04:43:19 PM »
today feels like a Saturday to me

Let us know if Saturday feels like a Thursday to you.

Oddly enough today feels like a Friday to me. I must have caused a matter-antimatter explosion that pushed me into some kind of parallel universe where time goes backwards as it goes forwards (wait, wat?).

At least you're not Roman Catholic.  Trying to figure out which set of mysteries to pray the Rosary with when you have no idea what day it is would probably be purgatory on earth.

Does the first Friday's devotion still work if like Justin you've been pushed into a parallel universe?
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« Reply #24296 on: July 16, 2015, 06:37:30 PM »
I hate dreaming about posting on OC.net or Facebook. I'm occasionally confused as to whether I typed a silly post irl or in a dream.

In related news, I spend too much time on the internet.

You're going to Law school soon. Enjoy the internet while you can.  ;)

Btw, Congratulations. You earned it. :)
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« Reply #24297 on: July 16, 2015, 07:04:02 PM »
Let's review what we have learned, shall we? Yes, I think we shall.

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« Reply #24298 on: July 16, 2015, 10:53:33 PM »
Let's review what we have learned, shall we? Yes, I think we shall.

I love how no one posted after this until just now.
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« Reply #24299 on: July 17, 2015, 03:18:25 PM »
Today is St. Marina's feast day but the former Catholic in me keeps calling her Margaret.
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