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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24165 on: June 17, 2015, 04:38:11 PM »
My family is driving out to Oregon for a couple days to visit my grandfather before he passes away. I'm going to be home alone for the next 3 days or so. What should I do?

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24166 on: June 17, 2015, 04:42:08 PM »
My family is driving out to Oregon for a couple days to visit my grandfather before he passes away. I'm going to be home alone for the next 3 days or so. What should I do?
Visit a monastery.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24167 on: June 17, 2015, 07:12:41 PM »
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24168 on: June 17, 2015, 08:19:02 PM »
My family is driving out to Oregon for a couple days to visit my grandfather before he passes away. I'm going to be home alone for the next 3 days or so. What should I do?

Throw a huge party, ofc.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24169 on: June 18, 2015, 12:48:00 AM »
If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart.
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Re: Random Postings
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24171 on: June 18, 2015, 01:58:11 PM »
I've noticed that orthonorm has been absent pretty much since Porter left. I think there was a symbiosis between those two that has now been broken. Poor normie.  :'(  :P
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« Reply #24172 on: June 18, 2015, 02:08:20 PM »
I've noticed that orthonorm has been absent pretty much since Porter left. I think there was a symbiosis between those two that has now been broken. Poor normie.  :'(  :P

I'm sure they will both return eventually...  :police:

btw, we are all expecting something of monumental significance for your 12,000th post!

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24173 on: June 18, 2015, 02:11:59 PM »
I've noticed that orthonorm has been absent pretty much since Porter left. I think there was a symbiosis between those two that has now been broken. Poor normie.  :'(  :P

I'm sure they will both return eventually...  :police:

btw, we are all expecting something of monumental significance for your 12,000th post!
Be prepared to be disappointed. My 10k went by and I never even realized it till someone brought it to my attention. (I think it was you.  :P)
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24174 on: June 18, 2015, 02:15:57 PM »
Where I live, it's about to rain.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24175 on: June 18, 2015, 02:47:33 PM »
Where I live, it's about to rain.

Up here it's been raining all day. No matter the season, it's always raining apparently only change being whether it's snow or water. Remind me again why I was born and still live here.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24176 on: June 18, 2015, 02:51:44 PM »
I wish we'd get some proper rain over here. It's bad weather for allergies.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24177 on: June 18, 2015, 07:01:06 PM »
Curitiba, now


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Feels Like 12°C/54°F

Light Rain

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Humidity
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24178 on: June 18, 2015, 07:37:45 PM »
adsfdsfsdfsdffsdasfddsfaasdf

3828 + 121 =
Kennedy assassinated = 1963 (age 46)
Lincoln assassinated = 1865 (age 56)
Reagan failed assassination = 1981 (age 70)
FDR failed assassination = 1933 (age 51)

1963 + 1865 = 3828 ----------------
46 + 56 = 102-------------

1981 + 1933 = 3914
70 + 51 = 121

3828 + 121 =
3914 + 102

3914 + 102
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24179 on: June 19, 2015, 06:18:40 AM »
It's my first night alone and I'm too afraid to sleep. Weird that I can't even sleep in an empty house for 3 days when my fantasy is to be the last person on Earth.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24180 on: June 19, 2015, 06:24:09 AM »
That's sad.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24181 on: June 19, 2015, 02:27:34 PM »
I love sleeping in empty house.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24182 on: June 19, 2015, 02:41:29 PM »
I slept in an old slaves dorm (senzala) once. It was on an island near Rio inhabitted only by two or three families of naval officers who guard the lighthouse on the island.

I was not alone though, but due to the remoteness of everything it was still quite an experience.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24183 on: June 20, 2015, 12:58:02 AM »
Obama to Become First US President to Visit Ethiopia

Maybe he will meet with EOTC hierarchs while he's there?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24184 on: June 20, 2015, 11:30:23 AM »
Obama to Become First US President to Visit Ethiopia

Maybe he will meet with EOTC hierarchs while he's there?

Beyonce did, so why not?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24185 on: June 21, 2015, 11:17:10 AM »
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24186 on: June 21, 2015, 11:43:51 AM »
Obama to Become First US President to Visit Ethiopia

Good for him.

Maybe he will meet with EOTC hierarchs while he's there?

I truly hope he will.

Beyonce did, so why not?

True!  And from what I heard, she was genuinely captivated by the Church.  She humbly assented to going barefoot and covering her hair when entering churches, she reportedly knelt and prayed inside acknowledging the holiness of the place, not just passing through like a tourist, and remarking on the Orthodox chant she basically paraphrased the envoys of St. Vladimir, saying she didn't know if she was in Heaven or on earth.  She also reportedly sent condolences when H.H. Abune Paulos reposed and donated a lot of money to orphanages and hospitals.  I'm holding out hope that she'll convert.  And if she does, we have to do a better job promoting it than we did when we snagged Bob Marley (Berhane Selassie) and Lauryn Hill (Fikerte Maryam)!  ;D
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24187 on: June 21, 2015, 08:48:34 PM »
The passions are:
harshness,
trickery,
malice,
perversity,
mindlessness,
licentiousness,
enticement,
dullness,
lack of understanding,
idleness,
sluggishness,
stupidity,
flattery,
silliness,
idiocy,
madness,
derangement,
coarseness,
rashness,
cowardice,
lethargy,
dearth of good actions,
moral errors,
greed,
over-frugality,
ignorance,
folly,
spurious knowledge,
forgetfulness,
lack of discrimination,
obduracy,
injustice,
evil intention,
a conscienceless soul,
slothfulness,
idle chatter,
breaking of faith,
wrongdoing,
sinfulness,
lawlessness,
criminality,
passion,
seduction,
assent to evil,
mindless coupling,
demonic provocation,
dallying,
bodily comfort beyond what is required,
vice,
stumbling,
sickness of soul,
enervation,
weakness of intellect,
negligence,
laziness,
a reprehensible despondency,
disdain of God,
aberration,
transgression,
unbelief,
lack of faith,
wrong belief,
poverty of faith,
heresy,
fellowship in heresy,
polytheism,
idolatry,
ignorance of God,
impiety,
magic,
astrology,
divination,
sorcery,
denial of God,
the love of idols,
dissipation,
profligacy,
loquacity,
indolence,
self-love,
inattentiveness,
lack of progress,
deceit,
delusion,
audacity,
witchcraft,
defilement,
the eating of unclean food,
soft living,
dissoluteness,
voracity,
unchastity,
avarice,
anger,
dejection,
listlessness,
self-esteem,
pride,
presumption,
self-elation,
boastfulness,
infatuation,
foulness,
satiety,
doltishness,
torpor,
sensuality,
over-eating,
gluttony,
insatiability,
secret eating,
hoggishness,
solitary eating,
indifference,
fickleness,
self-will,
thoughtlessness,
self-satisfaction,
love of popularity,
ignorance of beauty,
uncouthness,
gaucherie,
lightmindedness,
boorishness,
rudeness,
contentiousness,
quarrelsomeness,
abusiveness,
shouting,
brawling,
fighting,
rage,
mindless desire,
gall,
exasperation,
giving offence,
enmity,
meddlesomeness,
chicanery,
asperity,
slander,
censure,
calumny,
condemnation,
accusation,
hatred,
railing,
insolence,
dishonour,
ferocity,
frenzy,
severity,
aggressiveness,
forswearing oneself,
oathtaking,
lack of compassion,
hatred of one's brothers,
partiality,
patricide,
matricide,
breaking fasts,
laxity,
acceptance of bribes,
theft,
rapine,
jealousy,
strife,
envy,
indecency,
jesting,
vilification,
mockery,
derision,
exploitation,
oppression,
disdain of one's neighbour,
flogging,
making sport of others,
hanging,
throttling,
heartlessness,
implacability,
covenant-breaking,
bewitchment,
harshness,
shamelessness,
impudence,
obfuscation of thoughts,
obtuseness,
mental blindness,
attraction to what is fleeting,
impassionedness,
frivolity,
disobedience,
dullwittedness,
drowsiness of soul,
excessive sleep,
fantasy,
heavy drinking,
drunkenness,
uselessness,
slackness,
mindless enjoyment,
self-indulgence,
venery,
using foul language,
effeminacy,
unbridled desire,
burning lust,
masturbation,
pimping,
adultery,
sodomy,
bestiality,
defilement,
wantonness,
a stained soul,
incest,
uncleanliness,
pollution,
sordidness,
feigned affection,
laughter,
jokes,
immodest dancing,
clapping,
improper songs,
revelry,
fluteplaying,
license of tongue,
excessive love of order,
insubordination,
disorderliness,
reprehensible collusion,
conspiracy,
warfare,
killing,
brigandry,
sacrilege,
illicit gains,
usury,
wiliness,
grave-robbing,
hardness of heart,
obloquy,
complaining,
blasphemy,
fault-finding,
ingratitude,
malevolence,
contemptuousness,
pettiness,
confusion,
lying,
verbosity,
empty words,
mindless joy,
daydreaming,
mindless friendship,
bad habits,
nonsensicality,
silly talk,
garrulity,
niggardliness,
depravity,
intolerance,
irritability,
affluence,
rancour,
misuse,
ill-temper,
clinging to life,
ostentation,
affectation,
pusillanimity,
satanic love,
curiosity,
contumely,
lack of the fear of God,
unteachability,
senselessness,
haughtiness,
self-vaunting,
self-inflation,
scorn for one's neighbour,
mercilessness,
insensitivity,
hopelessness,
spiritual paralysis,
hatred of God,
despair,
suicide,
a falling away from God in all things,
utter destruction

http://www.orthodox.net/confess/a-list-of-the-passions.html

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24188 on: June 21, 2015, 08:57:35 PM »
Pimpin' is pimpin'.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24189 on: June 21, 2015, 09:01:55 PM »
The passions are:
harshness,
trickery,
malice,
perversity,
mindlessness,
licentiousness,
enticement,
dullness,
lack of understanding,
idleness,
sluggishness,
stupidity,
flattery,
silliness,
idiocy,
madness,
derangement,
coarseness,
rashness,
cowardice,
lethargy,
dearth of good actions,
moral errors,
greed,
over-frugality,
ignorance,
folly,
spurious knowledge,
forgetfulness,
lack of discrimination,
obduracy,
injustice,
evil intention,
a conscienceless soul,
slothfulness,
idle chatter,
breaking of faith,
wrongdoing,
sinfulness,
lawlessness,
criminality,
passion,
seduction,
assent to evil,
mindless coupling,
demonic provocation,
dallying,
bodily comfort beyond what is required,
vice,
stumbling,
sickness of soul,
enervation,
weakness of intellect,
negligence,
laziness,
a reprehensible despondency,
disdain of God,
aberration,
transgression,
unbelief,
lack of faith,
wrong belief,
poverty of faith,
heresy,
fellowship in heresy,
polytheism,
idolatry,
ignorance of God,
impiety,
magic,
astrology,
divination,
sorcery,
denial of God,
the love of idols,
dissipation,
profligacy,
loquacity,
indolence,
self-love,
inattentiveness,
lack of progress,
deceit,
delusion,
audacity,
witchcraft,
defilement,
the eating of unclean food,
soft living,
dissoluteness,
voracity,
unchastity,
avarice,
anger,
dejection,
listlessness,
self-esteem,
pride,
presumption,
self-elation,
boastfulness,
infatuation,
foulness,
satiety,
doltishness,
torpor,
sensuality,
over-eating,
gluttony,
insatiability,
secret eating,
hoggishness,
solitary eating,
indifference,
fickleness,
self-will,
thoughtlessness,
self-satisfaction,
love of popularity,
ignorance of beauty,
uncouthness,
gaucherie,
lightmindedness,
boorishness,
rudeness,
contentiousness,
quarrelsomeness,
abusiveness,
shouting,
brawling,
fighting,
rage,
mindless desire,
gall,
exasperation,
giving offence,
enmity,
meddlesomeness,
chicanery,
asperity,
slander,
censure,
calumny,
condemnation,
accusation,
hatred,
railing,
insolence,
dishonour,
ferocity,
frenzy,
severity,
aggressiveness,
forswearing oneself,
oathtaking,
lack of compassion,
hatred of one's brothers,
partiality,
patricide,
matricide,
breaking fasts,
laxity,
acceptance of bribes,
theft,
rapine,
jealousy,
strife,
envy,
indecency,
jesting,
vilification,
mockery,
derision,
exploitation,
oppression,
disdain of one's neighbour,
flogging,
making sport of others,
hanging,
throttling,
heartlessness,
implacability,
covenant-breaking,
bewitchment,
harshness,
shamelessness,
impudence,
obfuscation of thoughts,
obtuseness,
mental blindness,
attraction to what is fleeting,
impassionedness,
frivolity,
disobedience,
dullwittedness,
drowsiness of soul,
excessive sleep,
fantasy,
heavy drinking,
drunkenness,
uselessness,
slackness,
mindless enjoyment,
self-indulgence,
venery,
using foul language,
effeminacy,
unbridled desire,
burning lust,
masturbation,
pimping,
adultery,
sodomy,
bestiality,
defilement,
wantonness,
a stained soul,
incest,
uncleanliness,
pollution,
sordidness,
feigned affection,
laughter,
jokes,
immodest dancing,
clapping,
improper songs,
revelry,
fluteplaying,
license of tongue,
excessive love of order,
insubordination,
disorderliness,
reprehensible collusion,
conspiracy,
warfare,
killing,
brigandry,
sacrilege,
illicit gains,
usury,
wiliness,
grave-robbing,
hardness of heart,
obloquy,
complaining,
blasphemy,
fault-finding,
ingratitude,
malevolence,
contemptuousness,
pettiness,
confusion,
lying,
verbosity,
empty words,
mindless joy,
daydreaming,
mindless friendship,
bad habits,
nonsensicality,
silly talk,
garrulity,
niggardliness,
depravity,
intolerance,
irritability,
affluence,
rancour,
misuse,
ill-temper,
clinging to life,
ostentation,
affectation,
pusillanimity,
satanic love,
curiosity,
contumely,
lack of the fear of God,
unteachability,
senselessness,
haughtiness,
self-vaunting,
self-inflation,
scorn for one's neighbour,
mercilessness,
insensitivity,
hopelessness,
spiritual paralysis,
hatred of God,
despair,
suicide,
a falling away from God in all things,
utter destruction

http://www.orthodox.net/confess/a-list-of-the-passions.html
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24190 on: June 21, 2015, 09:04:20 PM »
What kind of sorcery are you practicing, Tris?
It's common knowledge that you secretly want to be born in early 17th century Russia.  As a serf or a royal, I know not.  Chances are serf.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24191 on: June 21, 2015, 09:05:02 PM »
How about bad breath?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24192 on: June 21, 2015, 09:06:14 PM »
What kind of sorcery are you practicing, Tris?
That is the least of my passions.
God bless!

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24193 on: June 21, 2015, 09:15:06 PM »
What kind of sorcery are you practicing, Tris?
That is the least of my passions.

It's my greatest.
It's common knowledge that you secretly want to be born in early 17th century Russia.  As a serf or a royal, I know not.  Chances are serf.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24194 on: June 21, 2015, 09:20:11 PM »
What kind of sorcery are you practicing, Tris?
That is the least of my passions.

It's my greatest.
When you offered via PM to cast a hex on any forum members I might be having problems with, I had a clue that that might be the case.
God bless!

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24195 on: June 21, 2015, 09:32:48 PM »
What kind of sorcery are you practicing, Tris?
That is the least of my passions.

It's my greatest.
When you offered via PM to cast a hex on any forum members I might be having problems with, I had a clue that that might be the case.

Did you not see that "niggardliness" is a passion? Just fork over the $5.99 to my PayPal account already.
It's common knowledge that you secretly want to be born in early 17th century Russia.  As a serf or a royal, I know not.  Chances are serf.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24196 on: June 21, 2015, 09:36:01 PM »
What kind of sorcery are you practicing, Tris?
That is the least of my passions.

It's my greatest.
When you offered via PM to cast a hex on any forum members I might be having problems with, I had a clue that that might be the case.

Did you not see that "niggardliness" is a passion? Just fork over the $5.99 to my PayPal account already.


I thought etsy cracked down on you sellers of the spells.   
All opinions expressed by myself are quite tragically my own, and not those of any other poster or wall hangings.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24197 on: June 21, 2015, 09:43:05 PM »
What kind of sorcery are you practicing, Tris?
That is the least of my passions.

It's my greatest.
When you offered via PM to cast a hex on any forum members I might be having problems with, I had a clue that that might be the case.

Did you not see that "niggardliness" is a passion? Just fork over the $5.99 to my PayPal account already.


I thought etsy cracked down on you sellers of the spells.

yeah but Craigslist sure hasn't!
It's common knowledge that you secretly want to be born in early 17th century Russia.  As a serf or a royal, I know not.  Chances are serf.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24198 on: June 21, 2015, 09:49:13 PM »
What kind of sorcery are you practicing, Tris?
That is the least of my passions.

It's my greatest.
When you offered via PM to cast a hex on any forum members I might be having problems with, I had a clue that that might be the case.

Did you not see that "niggardliness" is a passion? Just fork over the $5.99 to my PayPal account already.
You won't be getting that until I see you demonstrate the passion of "fluteplaying"
God bless!

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24199 on: June 21, 2015, 10:00:47 PM »
What kind of sorcery are you practicing, Tris?
That is the least of my passions.

It's my greatest.
When you offered via PM to cast a hex on any forum members I might be having problems with, I had a clue that that might be the case.

Did you not see that "niggardliness" is a passion? Just fork over the $5.99 to my PayPal account already.
You won't be getting that until I see you demonstrate the passion of "fluteplaying"

Great, now I'm suffering from the passion of "exasperation"
« Last Edit: June 21, 2015, 10:01:02 PM by kelly »
It's common knowledge that you secretly want to be born in early 17th century Russia.  As a serf or a royal, I know not.  Chances are serf.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24200 on: June 21, 2015, 10:11:36 PM »
What kind of sorcery are you practicing, Tris?
That is the least of my passions.

It's my greatest.
When you offered via PM to cast a hex on any forum members I might be having problems with, I had a clue that that might be the case.

Did you not see that "niggardliness" is a passion? Just fork over the $5.99 to my PayPal account already.
You won't be getting that until I see you demonstrate the passion of "fluteplaying"

Great, now I'm suffering from the passion of "exasperation"
Its seems to me if you are that worried about the $5.99, you have an "attraction to that which is fleeting"
God bless!

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24201 on: June 22, 2015, 04:27:56 AM »
I get this song stuck in my head from time to time, though it's been happening more frequently lately. I guess it got lodged in there from all those times during high school that I left MTV on while I slept and this was one of the songs they played repeatedly. Anyway, I always thought the lyrics were kinda weird, but I figured they were just your typical alt-rock humor. However, according to this one site called Wikipedia: "The whole song, except for the chorus, are parts made up from the 1964 teen advice book Penny's Guide to Teen-Age Charm and Popularity, written by television actress Gloria Winters." Weird. I wonder how close they are to the original. anyway, the song, minus the chorus:

Three important rules for breaking up
Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
Don't make a big production
Don't make up an elaborate story
This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
If you want to date other people say so
Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
Even if you've gone together for only a short time,
And haven't been too serious,
There's still a feeling of rejection
When someone says she preferres the company of others
To your exclusive company,
But if you're honest, and direct,
And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you brake the news,
The boy will respect you for your frankness,
And honestly he'll apeciate the kind of straight foward manner
In which you told him your decision!
Unless he's a real jerk or a cry baby you will remain friends!

Being attractive is the most important thing there is
If you want to catch the biggest fish in your pond
You have to be as attractive as possible!
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean!
Wash it at least every two weeks!
Once every two weeks!!!
And if you see Jonny football hero in the hall
Tell him he played a great game!
Tell him you like his article in the newspaper!

I propose we support a one month limit on going steady
I think it would keep people more able to deal with weird situations
And get to know more people
I think if you're ready to go out with Jonny
Now's the time to tell him about your one month limit
He won't mind; he'll apreciate your fresh outlook on dating
And once you've dated someone else you can date him again!
I'm sure he'll like it!
Everyone will appreciate it!
You're so novel! What a good idea!
You can keep you time to yourself
You don't need date insurance!
You can go out with whoever you want to!
Every boy! Every boy in the whole world could be yours!
If you'll just listen to my plan
The teenage guide to popularity!!!

(I hope you ladies find this advice beneficial in your future endeavors :laugh:  8) )

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24202 on: June 22, 2015, 06:46:48 AM »
The passions are:

demonic provocation,
astrology,
divination,
sorcery,
witchcraft,
defilement,
the eating of unclean food,
solitary eating,
patricide,
matricide,
flogging,
hanging,
throttling,
bewitchment,
fluteplaying,

Oops.... couldn't you have told me earlier?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24203 on: June 24, 2015, 05:55:08 PM »
I'm meeting Trisagion on Friday. I better get my $5.99 then.
It's common knowledge that you secretly want to be born in early 17th century Russia.  As a serf or a royal, I know not.  Chances are serf.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24204 on: June 24, 2015, 06:21:16 PM »
I'm meeting Trisagion on Friday. I better get my $5.99 then.

Just remember two things:



and...

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24205 on: June 25, 2015, 12:18:58 AM »
Why does everyone assume that kelly is trying to jump my bones?
God bless!

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24206 on: June 25, 2015, 12:31:00 AM »
Why does everyone assume that kelly is trying to jump my bones?

Yeah I'm curious how I got this reputation as well.
It's common knowledge that you secretly want to be born in early 17th century Russia.  As a serf or a royal, I know not.  Chances are serf.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24207 on: June 25, 2015, 12:33:38 AM »
Why does everyone assume that kelly is trying to jump my bones?

Yeah I'm curious how I got this reputation as well.
If you were going to jump someone's  bones, I would think it would be a close one between Mor and JamesR.

LOL!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24208 on: June 25, 2015, 12:38:28 AM »
Why does everyone assume that kelly is trying to jump my bones?

Yeah I'm curious how I got this reputation as well.
If you were going to jump someone's  bones, I would think it would be a close one between Mor and JamesR.

LOL!

Too late.
The whole forum is Mor. We're emanations of his godlike mind.

Actually, Mor's face shineth like the Sun.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #24209 on: June 25, 2015, 12:39:14 AM »
Why does everyone assume that kelly is trying to jump my bones?

Yeah I'm curious how I got this reputation as well.
If you were going to jump someone's  bones, I would think it would be a close one between Mor and JamesR.

LOL!

THE MEETING IS CANCELLED.
It's common knowledge that you secretly want to be born in early 17th century Russia.  As a serf or a royal, I know not.  Chances are serf.