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« Reply #2385 on: September 11, 2007, 12:20:22 AM » |
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Not to get too political, but I have yet to find any place north or west of the Mason/Dixon line that can compare to fried chicken at it's nurturing place...the south. Louisianans like it spicy. Texansl like it well seasoned. Alabamans like to shake, shake, shake. And Georgian, well they're somewhere in between. We all like it jucy and just salty enogh to be perfect. I make mine at home, with a marinaid, a spice rub for the flour (50/50 cornstarch/ all pourpose) and vegetavle oil to cook in. I serve it with chicken giblett gravy, and baked potatoe wedges, (also spiced) and steamed veggies, so it seems like i'm doing something good to counteract the salty, arert hardeneing goodness I am about to partake of. Forget fingers, I'll lick the plate!
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« Reply #2386 on: September 11, 2007, 12:32:59 AM » |
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By the way, although we do have Popeye's in Texas in abundance (and quite thankfully) I have to say my favourite chicen place is actually based a little further south of the borer. Say, Columbia.
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« Reply #2387 on: September 11, 2007, 01:26:44 AM » |
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I just cooked me up a whole mess a chicken. Ain't y'all green with envy??  I'm turning green, all right. Just not with envy. 
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« Reply #2388 on: September 11, 2007, 10:54:09 AM » |
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I noticed something at the grocery store today. Everyone puts their toilet paper as the last item on the conveyor belt at the checkout. Why is this so?
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« Reply #2389 on: September 11, 2007, 11:47:39 AM » |
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I noticed something at the grocery store today. Everyone puts their toilet paper as the last item on the conveyor belt at the checkout. Why is this so?
Probably so it isn't crushed out of shape by other items as they go back in the cart. My mom is like that with her bread that she buys in store....don't mess with it or else......thankfully I've never crossed that line.....I think there is blood, death, and jail time involved.
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« Reply #2390 on: September 11, 2007, 12:05:31 PM » |
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Probably so it isn't crushed out of shape by other items as they go back in the cart. My mom is like that with her bread that she buys in store....don't mess with it or else......thankfully I've never crossed that line.....I think there is blood, death, and jail time involved.
Oh jeez - and with my mom it just used to be a trip back down the aisle to get new ones while she waited. I guess not growing up in a gulag-like environment was good for me!
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« Reply #2391 on: September 11, 2007, 12:22:53 PM » |
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Oh jeez - and with my mom it just used to be a trip back down the aisle to get new ones while she waited. I guess not growing up in a gulag-like environment was good for me!
Pft, it builds character.  I'd get a wooden cane upside my head by my Nonna if I crushed the bread or broke the eggs. 
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« Reply #2392 on: September 11, 2007, 12:37:24 PM » |
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Pft, it builds character. Character - so that's what you call the permanent welts and unusual gait.
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« Reply #2393 on: September 11, 2007, 12:54:05 PM » |
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Character - so that's what you call the permanent welts and unusual gait.
Why, of course.  You Americans are an odd bunch. LoL! 
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« Reply #2394 on: September 11, 2007, 01:43:19 PM » |
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Friul, they have never frozen their tongue to a metal pole in winter.....we have to be understanding at their naivete.
They also don't know what a touque is.....uncivilized.
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« Reply #2395 on: September 11, 2007, 02:16:53 PM » |
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They also don't know what a touque is.....uncivilized. Speak for others - my head never freezes in the winter thanks to mine! We in the North know plenty about our winter gear.
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« Reply #2396 on: September 11, 2007, 02:49:36 PM » |
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Speak for others - my head never freezes in the winter thanks to mine! We in the North know plenty about our winter gear.
Well you are pratically Canadian then anyhow....
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« Reply #2397 on: September 11, 2007, 02:51:00 PM » |
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They also don't know what a touque is.....uncivilized.
My Uncle from California came up one winter and was like "You are allowed to wear those here? They mean you are part of a gang back in California." 
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« Reply #2398 on: September 11, 2007, 03:00:51 PM » |
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I'm turning green, all right. Just not with envy.  Ah, vegetarian?
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« Reply #2399 on: September 11, 2007, 03:42:44 PM » |
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My Uncle from California came up one winter and was like "You are allowed to wear those here? They mean you are part of a gang back in California."  Wow. But California is practically its own country - lots of weirdos.
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« Reply #2400 on: September 11, 2007, 07:33:46 PM » |
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Wow. But California is practically its own country - lots of weirdos.
I don't know if it's the extreme liberalism or the climate or both, but the California transplants I deal with almost daily usually fall into two camps. They're either really weird or really pushy (sometimes they're both). Most of them (the one's I deal with) seem to have an extreme sense of entitlement. The concept of patience is completely foreign to them. My father lives out there now (he's in higher education), and he tells me they're some of the strangest and most bizarre people in the country. He also tells me that it's a very litigious environment where it seems even the pets have their own attorneys.
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« Reply #2401 on: September 11, 2007, 09:39:48 PM » |
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DIBS on the 3000th post...... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DibsThough we might need to convene a council to determine if the Law of Dibs applies in an online Orthodox setting....
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« Reply #2402 on: September 11, 2007, 10:11:19 PM » |
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Probably so it isn't crushed out of shape by other items as they go back in the cart. Back to the subject of toilet paper (just call me George Kastanza), don't you find that strange? Why should anyone care about crushing their toilet paper considering it's destiny anyway?
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« Reply #2403 on: September 11, 2007, 11:29:12 PM » |
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Ah, vegetarian?
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« Reply #2404 on: September 11, 2007, 11:30:43 PM » |
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Back to the subject of toilet paper (just call me George Kastanza), don't you find that strange? Why should anyone care about crushing their toilet paper considering it's destiny anyway?
Toilet paper certainly is ONE thing I would not want to use recycled. 
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« Reply #2405 on: September 11, 2007, 11:49:40 PM » |
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You gotta squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Whipple's not around!
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan!
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« Reply #2406 on: September 12, 2007, 12:08:49 AM » |
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You gotta squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Whipple's not around!
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan!
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« Reply #2407 on: September 12, 2007, 06:50:54 PM » |
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Awww.......How cute is this?: 
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« Reply #2410 on: September 12, 2007, 09:35:00 PM » |
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Straight chili or with beans...
Brown bottled beer or green...
Chili colorado or verde...
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« Reply #2411 on: September 12, 2007, 09:52:32 PM » |
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Nothing beats KFC! Nothing......you can't even begion to consider KFC in the States in any way representative of fried chicken. Only the Americans would serve mashed potatoes in a fast food restuarant.....da Maple Leaf foreva people!
Having eaten KFC in the fair land of Upnorth, I must say...Popeye's is still better. Who cares if they have twice as many health code violations?
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« Reply #2412 on: September 12, 2007, 09:57:55 PM » |
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Who cares if they have twice as many health code violations?
It builds up our immunities. 
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« Reply #2413 on: September 12, 2007, 10:15:11 PM » |
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It builds up our immunities.  So in their pursuit of good tasting Chicken, they also are aiming to make us more resistant to germs!! Wonderful! Popeye's on every corner... Take two drumsticks and call me in the morning... A spicy bucket a day keeps the doctor away...
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« Reply #2414 on: September 12, 2007, 11:24:24 PM » |
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Awww.......How cute is this?:  I give 'em about 5 months before the scene drastically changes.
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« Reply #2415 on: September 13, 2007, 12:32:57 AM » |
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A spicy bucket a day keeps the doctor away... And thats just because of bad acne, halitosis, and gas so foul the wall chages colours every five seconds!  Oh, has anyone here had fried chicken and eggs for breakfast (and McDonalds and Chick-fil-a don't count)?
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« Reply #2416 on: September 13, 2007, 12:36:03 AM » |
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And thats just because of bad acne, halitosis, and gas so foul the wall chages colours every five seconds!  Oh, has anyone here had fried chicken and eggs for breakfast (and McDonalds and Chick-fil-a don't count)? Or how about pickled eggs and beer? That'll clear out the car real quick! 
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« Reply #2417 on: September 13, 2007, 12:44:29 AM » |
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Or how about pickled eggs and beer? That'll clear out the car real quick! Not as fast as menudo and strong coffee the morning after!
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« Reply #2418 on: September 13, 2007, 03:30:33 PM » |
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The local summer fairgrounds (ie Ferris wheel etc., rodeo) had deepfried Coke, deepfried ice cream, taco in a bag.......
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« Reply #2419 on: September 13, 2007, 05:01:55 PM » |
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« Reply #2420 on: September 13, 2007, 11:49:54 PM » |
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What sort of aftershave do y'all use?
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« Reply #2421 on: September 14, 2007, 12:49:51 AM » |
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Guess I would need to shave first. 
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Shave? IS OUTRAGE!
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What sort of aftershave do y'all use?
Summer: "Kouros"Autumn: "Dunhill Desire for Men"Winter: "Dolce & Gabbana"Spring: "DKNY"
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« Reply #2424 on: September 14, 2007, 05:55:24 PM » |
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George...you're officially my new hero. Anyone who uses a different aftershave for the season of the year is AMAZING.
I just use Old Spice "fresh' scent...never fails.
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« Reply #2425 on: September 14, 2007, 05:58:41 PM » |
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To get the ladies. I've never gotten more compliments. I usually never hear anything when I just wear cologne. But If I wear the Old Spice I always get a comment. By always I mean 99% of the time. 
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Guess I would need to shave first.  Shave? IS OUTRAGE!
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To get the ladies. I've never gotten more compliments. I usually never hear anything when I just wear cologne. But If I wear the Old Spice I always get a comment. By always I mean 99% of the time.  Okay, just establishing a benchmark. Wouldn't want it to be that you are agoraphobic and spend your days locked up inside the house, smelling yourself or anything.....
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« Reply #2429 on: September 14, 2007, 08:43:51 PM » |
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I think that the above statement about smelling yourself all day would happen if guys did not have jobs.
I prefer British Sterling, Joop, or Old Spice. Though sometimes I use BOD, though it's not because I believe the commercials. I just like the scent.
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