^ Wow. Okay, right now, right this second, get in your car and drive due south. Don't stop until you see a Waffle House. The Popeye's will be right across the street. Don't worry; you'll be okay, just get some fried chicken in ya right quick. Should you feel light-headed on the way, KFC is an acceptable substitute, owing to the fact that it has "Kentucky" in the name, but it'll only get you so far. Whatever you do, though, do not eat Charlie's. That stuff's poison.