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« Reply #22680 on: October 26, 2014, 08:11:47 PM »
I am sorry you had a bad time.


Was she weaing her 'official lesbian' T-shirt or something?

Close.


I would totally wear that shirt.
Without a hint of irony, too.  I would applaud you. :)
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« Reply #22681 on: October 26, 2014, 08:47:44 PM »
Overhearing the prosperity gospel televangelist that a co-worker is watching.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22682 on: October 26, 2014, 09:34:13 PM »
fwiw, no one in this world is not a weirdo.  They just ignant. (yes, I misspelled that on purpose)
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« Reply #22683 on: October 26, 2014, 10:37:50 PM »
My neck is stiff as I sit here at the computer, so I just rolled my neck to loosen it up and, in the process, it sounded like Rice Krispies  . . . ohhh that can't be a good sign!
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« Reply #22684 on: October 27, 2014, 01:27:26 AM »
@ hecma925 ... "are you SAVED?"
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« Reply #22685 on: October 27, 2014, 01:30:10 AM »
@ hecma925 ... "are you SAVED?"

No, because I did not give my money to Kenneth Copeland's Daddy Hagin ministry.  I guess I'm going to hell.
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« Reply #22686 on: October 27, 2014, 01:32:08 AM »
@ hecma925 ... "are you SAVED?"

No, because I did not give my money to Kenneth Copeland's Daddy Hagin ministry.  I guess I'm going to hell.


At least the food is good there.....;)
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« Reply #22687 on: October 27, 2014, 01:49:33 AM »
@ hecma925 ... "are you SAVED?"

No, because I did not give my money to Kenneth Copeland's Daddy Hagin ministry.  I guess I'm going to hell.


At least the food is good there.....;)
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« Reply #22688 on: October 27, 2014, 01:16:40 PM »
I couldn't find the 'word of the day' thread, but guess what made the list at the New York Times Learning Network thing?

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« Reply #22689 on: October 27, 2014, 04:17:29 PM »
I couldn't find the 'word of the day' thread, but guess what made the list at the New York Times Learning Network thing?

 :)

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« Reply #22690 on: October 27, 2014, 04:22:31 PM »
@hecma925:
   shouldn't it have an apple in it's mouth?
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« Reply #22691 on: October 27, 2014, 04:23:20 PM »
@hecma925:
   shouldn't it have an apple in it's mouth?

No on eats the apple.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22692 on: October 27, 2014, 04:26:53 PM »
@hecma925:
   shouldn't it have an apple in it's mouth?

No on eats the apple.

But they eat a supper that still has ears?
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But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.
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« Reply #22693 on: October 27, 2014, 04:29:40 PM »
@hecma925:
   shouldn't it have an apple in it's mouth?

No on eats the apple.

But they eat a supper that still has ears?

Yes, my friend.  It's delightful.  The tail is crunchy, too.
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« Reply #22694 on: October 27, 2014, 04:35:44 PM »
It can hear you drooling. Piggy has a sad. :(
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« Reply #22695 on: October 27, 2014, 04:37:34 PM »
It can hear you drooling. Piggy has a sad. :(

Piggy has no feelings.  *Crunch, crunch, crunch*
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« Reply #22696 on: October 27, 2014, 04:39:14 PM »
It can hear you drooling. Piggy has a sad. :(

Let's not pretend that you haven't eaten anything that still had antlers on it before.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22697 on: October 27, 2014, 05:16:00 PM »
@ hecma925 ... "are you SAVED?"

No, because I did not give my money to Kenneth Copeland's Daddy Hagin ministry.  I guess I'm going to hell.


At least the food is good there.....;)


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« Reply #22698 on: October 27, 2014, 05:33:09 PM »
"That'll do, pig."
It's common knowledge that you secretly want to be born in early 17th century Russia.  As a serf or a royal, I know not.  Chances are serf.

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« Reply #22700 on: October 27, 2014, 05:46:01 PM »
I had the strangest dream, that Maria was on Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot and had ran him over.

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« Reply #22701 on: October 27, 2014, 06:12:57 PM »
I had the strangest dream, that Maria was on Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot and had ran him over.

Probably not the weirdest thing Maria has ever done.

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« Reply #22702 on: October 27, 2014, 06:16:39 PM »
I had the strangest dream, that Maria was on Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot and had ran him over.

Probably not the weirdest thing Maria has ever done.

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« Reply #22703 on: October 27, 2014, 06:20:55 PM »
I had the strangest dream, that Maria was on Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot and had ran him over.

Probably not the weirdest thing Maria has ever done.

Careful, Cyrillic. You might be put on The List.  ;)

Oh no. Well, her hitman would have to get in line just like all the others.
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« Reply #22704 on: October 27, 2014, 06:21:07 PM »
I had the strangest dream, that Maria was on Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot and had ran him over.

Probably not the weirdest thing Maria has ever done.

Careful, Cyrillic. You might be put on The List.  ;)


Doesn't that assume he isn't on The List?

is there anyone besides JamesR not on The List?
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« Reply #22705 on: October 27, 2014, 06:27:51 PM »
hmmm,
the Shopping List?
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« Reply #22706 on: October 27, 2014, 06:37:44 PM »
is there anyone besides JamesR not on The List?

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« Reply #22707 on: October 27, 2014, 07:08:57 PM »
is there anyone besides JamesR not on The List?

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« Reply #22709 on: October 27, 2014, 11:53:18 PM »
@Trisagion
   I hope it wasn't on a fast day.......
 a little piggy like that is truly a feast'
 in which case a shout of joy is certainly acceptable......
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« Reply #22710 on: October 28, 2014, 12:03:20 AM »
this makes me want to roast a pig

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« Reply #22711 on: October 28, 2014, 11:00:25 AM »
"We could also roast a turducken-a chicken stuffed in side a duck and then stuffed inside a turkey. I've had it before and it is delicious."

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« Reply #22712 on: October 28, 2014, 11:34:37 AM »
I enjoy clicking "Unsubscribe" in my emails. 
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« Reply #22713 on: October 28, 2014, 12:27:50 PM »
I enjoy clicking "Unsubscribe" in my emails. 
tell me about it! :P
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« Reply #22714 on: October 28, 2014, 01:33:44 PM »
I don't even know how to unsubscribe from emails. And I guess that's a good thing, if I don't need to unsubscribe from anything.

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« Reply #22715 on: October 28, 2014, 02:40:48 PM »
I don't even know how to unsubscribe from emails. And I guess that's a good thing, if I don't need to unsubscribe from anything.

Just sign up onto several e-mail lists, especially from stores, that way you'll get lots of corporate love.
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« Reply #22716 on: October 28, 2014, 02:50:36 PM »
I was at the mall the other night and a random lesbian rudely called me a "weirdo" as she walked by me. For some reason it affected me more than it should have and I cried inside of a bathroom. I'm having a down day...

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« Reply #22717 on: October 28, 2014, 03:12:34 PM »
Wow, I've been going to the wrong library.
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« Reply #22718 on: October 28, 2014, 03:17:38 PM »
Many Energies, 3 Persons, 2 Natures, 1 God, 1 Church, 1 Baptism, and 1 Cup. The Son begotten only from the Father, the Spirit proceeding only from the Father, Each glorifying the Other. The Son sends the Spirit, the Spirit Reveals the Son, the Father is seen in the Son. The Spirit spoke through the Prophets and Fathers and does so even today.

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« Reply #22719 on: October 28, 2014, 04:07:43 PM »
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

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« Reply #22720 on: October 28, 2014, 10:20:04 PM »


this makes me want to roast a pig


Me too . . . now I have a hankering for pork roast!

Thought I'd share - This is one of THE best recipes for pork roast and SO easy to make.
http://americastestkitchen.tumblr.com/post/3326978548/slow-cooker-week-pork-loin-with-cranberries-and-orange

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« Reply #22721 on: October 29, 2014, 02:06:10 AM »
You go out in a field and point sticks at nothing?

 ;)

Yep. It's what we do. You guys should try it sometime.

You can't really run very far in Bermuda.

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« Reply #22722 on: October 29, 2014, 02:07:28 AM »
" Satan ...was?... a lesbian"
so what is he/she/it now?
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« Reply #22723 on: October 29, 2014, 08:26:07 AM »
" Satan ...was?... a lesbian"
so what is he/she/it now?
He realized that he was really just transgendered, so he underwent a sex change operation and is now living as a man in a healthy hetero relationship. He goes by Lucifer now.
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« Reply #22724 on: October 29, 2014, 10:51:06 AM »
" Satan ...was?... a lesbian"
so what is he/she/it now?
He realized that he was really just transgendered, so he underwent a sex change operation and is now living as a man in a healthy hetero relationship. He goes by Lucifer now.

He became a school teacher:
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Many Energies, 3 Persons, 2 Natures, 1 God, 1 Church, 1 Baptism, and 1 Cup. The Son begotten only from the Father, the Spirit proceeding only from the Father, Each glorifying the Other. The Son sends the Spirit, the Spirit Reveals the Son, the Father is seen in the Son. The Spirit spoke through the Prophets and Fathers and does so even today.