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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22365 on: September 26, 2014, 11:54:26 PM »


Boneless Bananas?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22366 on: September 27, 2014, 06:09:29 PM »


Boneless Bananas?

Never heard of those.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22367 on: September 28, 2014, 12:59:43 AM »
Does it mean that the bananas have no boners?

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« Reply #22368 on: September 28, 2014, 01:09:26 AM »


Boneless Bananas?

Never heard of those.

Anyone who would buy a boneless banana would be a bonehead.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22369 on: September 28, 2014, 01:15:17 AM »


Boneless Bananas?

Never heard of those.

Anyone who would buy a boneless banana would be a bonehead.

Ummm, that is the name for curved varieties of bananas. Some varieties are straight.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22370 on: September 28, 2014, 01:17:48 AM »
Boneless bananas are seedless bananas which is what is commercially grown. Bananas in the wild have seeds inside which is called a "Bone". They are now reproduced asexually from offshoots, and bred to no longer have seeds inside the fruit. A similar process is used to make seedless watermelons.


So basically it is an 'outdated' term...but not incorrect at all. Or silly.


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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22371 on: September 28, 2014, 01:18:36 AM »


Boneless Bananas?

Never heard of those.

Anyone who would buy a boneless banana would be a bonehead.

Ummm, that is the name for curved varieties of bananas. Some varieties are straight.

Thanks
In Hawaii, the curved short bananas are called apple bananas.
I have never seen boneless bananas here in the States.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22372 on: September 28, 2014, 05:56:29 AM »
Daily Tidbit of Wisdom #225: Never call your girlfriend Rhonda when her name is Simone.

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« Reply #22373 on: September 28, 2014, 05:57:45 AM »
I just woke up 30 minutes ago. I'm going back to sleep for a bit.

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« Reply #22374 on: September 28, 2014, 06:05:35 AM »
I just woke up 30 minutes ago. I'm going back to sleep for a bit.

I approve of you logging to OC.net just half an hour from waking up. :police:
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But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22375 on: September 28, 2014, 06:35:51 PM »
Russian babushka's appeal to Obama.  :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a7S8tCZm8E
You sound like a professional who knows what he's talking about.  That's because you are.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22376 on: September 28, 2014, 09:52:48 PM »
oh, you mean the bananas  are not under condom-nation?
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« Reply #22377 on: September 28, 2014, 11:08:24 PM »
Daily Tidbit of Wisdom #226: A train leaving Christianity will arrive in hell at half past never.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22378 on: September 29, 2014, 12:50:51 PM »
I feel like retrearing into a monastery. Growing huge beard and and waist-lenght hair. Practice strict ascesis like the Saints of old. And post pictures about it on FB.
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But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.
Leviticus 19:34

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« Reply #22379 on: September 29, 2014, 01:28:05 PM »
try Valaam (?) the one in the middle of a huge lake in northern Russia.
Or the one in Alaska somewhere; not in the panhandle.

Of course you'll be cut off from the 'net either way....
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« Reply #22380 on: September 29, 2014, 01:43:41 PM »
Of course you'll be cut off from the 'net either way....

Won't do. What's the point of looking cool if one can't boast about it on internet?
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22381 on: September 29, 2014, 06:36:16 PM »
If you don't eat your quinoa you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your quinoa?

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« Reply #22382 on: September 29, 2014, 06:42:17 PM »
Daily Tidbit of Wisdom #227: It is no coincidence that patients and patience sound the same.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22383 on: September 29, 2014, 06:54:15 PM »
I'm back from from a weekend vacation (I'm writing this on Monday)! It's good robe home with my cat and consistent wifi!
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« Reply #22384 on: September 29, 2014, 06:55:28 PM »
I'm back from from a weekend vacation (I'm writing this on Monday)! It's good robe home with my cat and consistent wifi!

Meow!  :)
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« Reply #22385 on: September 29, 2014, 07:27:59 PM »
Where does Russia send people when it needs to learn about higher education? The local community college here in Westmoreland county, PA, apparently  ;D 8)

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« Reply #22386 on: September 29, 2014, 11:32:01 PM »
What would happen if you mixed up some concrete and drank a liter of it?  That seems like it could be trouble...  ???

I've lined up 8 test subjects for this, and we start this Friday.

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« Reply #22387 on: September 29, 2014, 11:34:29 PM »
What would happen if you mixed up some concrete and drank a liter of it?  That seems like it could be trouble...  ???

I've lined up 8 test subjects for this, and we start this Friday.

Sounds like a mouse experiment.

Concrete and sugar 50/50 mix.

Yes, serious trouble with concrete rocks blocking the exit.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22388 on: September 29, 2014, 11:45:10 PM »
The memory of God should be treasured in our hearts like the precious pearl mentioned in the Holy Gospel. Our life's goal should be to nurture and contemplate God always within, and never let it depart, for this steadfastness will drive demons away from us. - Paraphrased from St. Philotheus of Sinai
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Translated from the Russian by E. Kadloubovksy and G.E.H. Palmer, Faber and Faber, London, Boston, 1992 printing.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22389 on: September 30, 2014, 01:35:59 AM »
The memory of God should be treasured in our hearts like the precious pearl mentioned in the Holy Gospel. Our life's goal should be to nurture and contemplate God always within, and never let it depart, for this steadfastness will drive demons away from us. - Paraphrased from St. Philotheus of Sinai
Writings from the Philokalia: On Prayer of the Heart,
Translated from the Russian by E. Kadloubovksy and G.E.H. Palmer, Faber and Faber, London, Boston, 1992 printing.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22390 on: September 30, 2014, 02:27:23 AM »
"Whether it’s the guillotine, the hangman’s noose, or reciprocal endeavors of militaristic horror, radical evil will never be recompensed with radical punishment. The only answer, the only remedy, and the only truly effective response to radical evil is radical love."
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« Reply #22391 on: September 30, 2014, 11:47:06 AM »

Are the bagpipes a lesser version of the Seven Trumpets of the Seven Angels?
Or do they simply reflect your less-than-angelic nature?
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« Reply #22392 on: September 30, 2014, 11:54:26 AM »

Are the bagpipes a lesser version of the Seven Trumpets of the Seven Angels?
Or do they simply reflect your less-than-angelic nature?

That was just a joke. Although I have never played them, I have always enjoyed listening to them.
The memory of God should be treasured in our hearts like the precious pearl mentioned in the Holy Gospel. Our life's goal should be to nurture and contemplate God always within, and never let it depart, for this steadfastness will drive demons away from us. - Paraphrased from St. Philotheus of Sinai
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« Reply #22393 on: September 30, 2014, 03:27:06 PM »
God bless!

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« Reply #22394 on: September 30, 2014, 05:44:10 PM »
wazza matta?

looks like the aunts in your pants trying to team up with the aunkles
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22395 on: September 30, 2014, 06:00:35 PM »
It's common knowledge that you secretly want to be born in early 17th century Russia.  As a serf or a royal, I know not.  Chances are serf.

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« Reply #22396 on: September 30, 2014, 06:37:18 PM »
Daily Tidbit of Wisdom #228: All people are created equal and are endowed with certain unalienable rights, some of the cooler ones being: existence, limited autonomy, and the acquisition of consumer electronics.

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« Reply #22397 on: September 30, 2014, 08:39:51 PM »


Happy St. Gregory the Illuminator's Day.
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« Reply #22398 on: September 30, 2014, 11:59:52 PM »
http://www.mediacollege.com/internet/forum/forums-vs-fora.html

QFT. (Quoted here rather than there because I didn't want to go off topic. I never go off topic. Ever.  ;D)

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« Reply #22399 on: October 01, 2014, 12:04:39 AM »
LETS GO ROYALS!!!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22400 on: October 01, 2014, 11:17:23 AM »
I want pasta. I have a sudden craving for it.
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« Reply #22401 on: October 01, 2014, 07:04:23 PM »
Sorry for the double post, but I need some ideas for what to put in my signature. I keep trying different things but either they don't fit the rules or I get bored of them really quickly. So if anyone has any suggestions or ideas, I'm open to them.
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« Reply #22402 on: October 02, 2014, 12:21:34 AM »
Daily Tidbit of Wisdom #229: Continuity and consistency in profile information is very important!

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22403 on: October 02, 2014, 12:30:45 AM »
Sorry for the double post, but I need some ideas for what to put in my signature. I keep trying different things but either they don't fit the rules or I get bored of them really quickly. So if anyone has any suggestions or ideas, I'm open to them.

For starters: Nothing too large, nothing which invades people's privacy, and nothing obscene or violent. That should still leave you with plenty of choice.
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Am I posting? Or is it Schroedinger's Cat?

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« Reply #22404 on: October 02, 2014, 12:37:31 AM »
Sorry for the double post, but I need some ideas for what to put in my signature. I keep trying different things but either they don't fit the rules or I get bored of them really quickly. So if anyone has any suggestions or ideas, I'm open to them.

Quotes from the Holy Church Fathers are always appreciated.

Biblical quotes are great -- whatever verse soothes your heart and soul.

I have a simple prayer in mine.
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« Reply #22405 on: October 02, 2014, 12:39:07 AM »
Sorry for the double post, but I need some ideas for what to put in my signature. I keep trying different things but either they don't fit the rules or I get bored of them really quickly. So if anyone has any suggestions or ideas, I'm open to them.

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« Reply #22406 on: October 02, 2014, 12:40:13 AM »


Boneless Bananas?

Never heard of those.

Anyone who would buy a boneless banana would be a bonehead.

Ummm, that is the name for curved varieties of bananas. Some varieties are straight.

Thanks
In Hawaii, the curved short bananas are called apple bananas.
I have never seen boneless bananas here in the States.

I was reading about old-fashioned remedies recommended by our grandmothers.

One for warts suggested scraping off the inside of the banana peel and applying it to the wart. I remember my mom trying this. It seemed to work and did not burn and form horrible blisters as did the liquid nitrogen.
The memory of God should be treasured in our hearts like the precious pearl mentioned in the Holy Gospel. Our life's goal should be to nurture and contemplate God always within, and never let it depart, for this steadfastness will drive demons away from us. - Paraphrased from St. Philotheus of Sinai
Writings from the Philokalia: On Prayer of the Heart,
Translated from the Russian by E. Kadloubovksy and G.E.H. Palmer, Faber and Faber, London, Boston, 1992 printing.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22407 on: October 02, 2014, 12:41:21 AM »
Sorry for the double post, but I need some ideas for what to put in my signature. I keep trying different things but either they don't fit the rules or I get bored of them really quickly. So if anyone has any suggestions or ideas, I'm open to them.

Bible verse
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Bible verse
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You should be fine. ;)

Follow Justin's lead and put a cat picture for your avatar.
That should be fine!  :angel:
The memory of God should be treasured in our hearts like the precious pearl mentioned in the Holy Gospel. Our life's goal should be to nurture and contemplate God always within, and never let it depart, for this steadfastness will drive demons away from us. - Paraphrased from St. Philotheus of Sinai
Writings from the Philokalia: On Prayer of the Heart,
Translated from the Russian by E. Kadloubovksy and G.E.H. Palmer, Faber and Faber, London, Boston, 1992 printing.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #22408 on: October 02, 2014, 12:44:32 AM »
Sorry for the double post, but I need some ideas for what to put in my signature. I keep trying different things but either they don't fit the rules or I get bored of them really quickly. So if anyone has any suggestions or ideas, I'm open to them.

Bible verse
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Bible verse
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You should be fine. ;)

Or you can combine the two and get a copy of the LCSB: the LolCat Study Bible.

Song of Songs starts out this way:

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Solomones Song of Songz, kthx.

 Teh Beluved:

2 Let him kiss me wit da kissus of hiz mouf i wuv hees mouf kissus--
  for ur luv be moar delitefool den cheezbugrz. Srsly, Ai Pwnz!

3 Yu has a flavr I liekz;
  yer name is like smellz poorded out.
 Deh oter chikz luv yu too!

4 Take me wit yu plz, come on!
  Letz go! the king bringme into hiz chamburz, k?

 Teh Friendz:

we liekz u k? we delitez u,
  we wil praiz ur luv more den cheezburgers, rly!

 Teh Beluved:

Ai luv yu!

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« Reply #22409 on: October 02, 2014, 01:32:00 AM »
 I'm wondering; was Down's Syndrome recognized wen de pomez waz writ?
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