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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #21780 on: August 20, 2014, 03:09:04 PM »
If there were no internet, there would be a whole lot less people spouting obscure canons at each other.  We would have to find other reasons to anathemize each other.

Spoken like a man who crosses himself with three fingers.
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« Reply #21781 on: August 21, 2014, 12:05:52 PM »
After many weeks I finally got my pocket watch working again. It isn't easy messing with all those small parts. At least I'll be able to know what time is it when I go outside. Luckily I didn't have much reason to go outside with the summer vacation.
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« Reply #21782 on: August 21, 2014, 12:13:24 PM »
It involves translating the Bible and Scripture into today - with a relevant time and context.

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« Reply #21783 on: August 21, 2014, 12:15:44 PM »
It involves translating the Bible and Scripture into today - with a relevant time and context.

What does?
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« Reply #21784 on: August 21, 2014, 12:17:20 PM »
It involves translating the Bible and Scripture into today - with a relevant time and context.

What does?

Reading the Bible.

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« Reply #21785 on: August 21, 2014, 12:38:08 PM »
It involves translating the Bible and Scripture into today - with a relevant time and context.

What does?

Cocaine.
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« Reply #21786 on: August 21, 2014, 12:47:52 PM »
It involves translating the Bible and Scripture into today - with a relevant time and context.

What does?

Cocaine.

Thanks. That explains a lot of things. Actually pretty much everything.

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« Reply #21787 on: August 21, 2014, 12:50:24 PM »
After many weeks I finally got my pocket watch working again. It isn't easy messing with all those small parts. At least I'll be able to know what time is it when I go outside. Luckily I didn't have much reason to go outside with the summer vacation.

With what kind of clothes you're wearing it? I had one until I lost it. Now I'm using a crappy second hand watch. Not as fancy but it's easier to combne with more casual clothes. Also, it's annoying trying to dig a pocket watch from your pockets when you're wearing too slim jeans.
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« Reply #21788 on: August 21, 2014, 12:53:23 PM »
After many weeks I finally got my pocket watch working again. It isn't easy messing with all those small parts. At least I'll be able to know what time is it when I go outside. Luckily I didn't have much reason to go outside with the summer vacation.

With what kind of clothes you're wearing it? I had one until I lost it. Now I'm using a crappy second hand watch. Not as fancy but it's easier to combne with more casual clothes. Also, it's annoying trying to dig a pocket watch from your pockets when you're wearing too slim jeans.

This is quite easily fixed.

Men should not wear 'too slim jeans'


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« Reply #21789 on: August 21, 2014, 12:55:02 PM »
How can you not love this fashion trend?

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« Reply #21790 on: August 21, 2014, 12:57:47 PM »
I've worn too slim jeans for so long that I actually don't like regular male jeans anymore. I don't feel at home when I'm wearing those.  :P

How can you not love this fashion trend?



Nothing wrong with the slimness but one shouldn't roll the legs. It looks ridiculous.

Not to mention that kind of sneakers. If you have to wear sneakers at least buy a proper pair.
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« Reply #21791 on: August 21, 2014, 12:58:13 PM »
No....


just no

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« Reply #21792 on: August 21, 2014, 01:00:42 PM »
No....


just no

Oh yes. And don't get me started on female jeans. My god they're awesome.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #21793 on: August 21, 2014, 01:01:57 PM »
After many weeks I finally got my pocket watch working again. It isn't easy messing with all those small parts. At least I'll be able to know what time is it when I go outside. Luckily I didn't have much reason to go outside with the summer vacation.

With what kind of clothes you're wearing it? I had one until I lost it. Now I'm using a crappy second hand watch. Not as fancy but it's easier to combne with more casual clothes. Also, it's annoying trying to dig a pocket watch from your pockets when you're wearing too slim jeans.

Either in the pocket of a waistcoat, with the chain going through one of the button holes or, lacking a waistcoat, in a pocket of my trousers, with the clip attached to one of my belt loops.
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« Reply #21794 on: August 21, 2014, 01:06:16 PM »
It involves translating the Bible and Scripture into today - with a relevant time and context.

What does?

Cocaine.

Talk and speculation about Cocaine but not the actual substance.

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« Reply #21795 on: August 21, 2014, 01:31:11 PM »
Some pics and stuff from my home church.
http://myocn.net/photos-largest-orthodox-church-western-europe/

There's one mistake though. It's not "the main cathedral of the Finnish Orthodox Church." It's not the seat of our Archbishop.

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« Reply #21796 on: August 21, 2014, 02:22:46 PM »
No....


just no

Oh yes. And don't get me started on female jeans. My god they're awesome.

Yeah.  On women.  Off women too.  But in any case women. 
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« Reply #21797 on: August 21, 2014, 02:29:49 PM »
No....


just no

Oh yes. And don't get me started on female jeans. My god they're awesome.

Yeah.  On women.  Off women too.  But in any case women. 

Imaginary Mor has a huge collection of women’s pants hanging on the wall of his basement. Every evening he sits down there with a tumbler of rice whiskey and stares at the wall, muttering to himself, “Yes, nice pants. Very awesome. Yes, very nice and awesome.”
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« Reply #21798 on: August 21, 2014, 02:32:23 PM »
No....


just no

Oh yes. And don't get me started on female jeans. My god they're awesome.

Yeah.  On women.  Off women too.  But in any case women. 

Imaginary Mor has a huge collection of women’s pants hanging on the wall of his basement. Every evening he sits down there with a tumbler of rice whiskey and stares at the wall, muttering to himself, “Yes, nice pants. Very awesome. Yes, very nice and awesome.”

Creepy but LOL.
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« Reply #21799 on: August 21, 2014, 05:19:50 PM »
Some pics and stuff from my home church.
http://myocn.net/photos-largest-orthodox-church-western-europe/

There's one mistake though. It's not "the main cathedral of the Finnish Orthodox Church." It's not the seat of our Archbishop.

Just glorious. That shot up into the dome took my breath.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #21800 on: August 21, 2014, 06:38:00 PM »
After many weeks I finally got my pocket watch working again. It isn't easy messing with all those small parts. At least I'll be able to know what time is it when I go outside. Luckily I didn't have much reason to go outside with the summer vacation.

With what kind of clothes you're wearing it? I had one until I lost it. Now I'm using a crappy second hand watch. Not as fancy but it's easier to combne with more casual clothes. Also, it's annoying trying to dig a pocket watch from your pockets when you're wearing too slim jeans.

This is quite easily fixed.

Men should not wear 'too slim jeans'



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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #21801 on: August 21, 2014, 11:49:55 PM »
How can you not love this fashion trend?



As a dude, you should already know darn well why.
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« Reply #21802 on: August 22, 2014, 01:14:43 AM »
Just admit it. You'd like to have jeans like that too. It's allright. We'll take care of you. :-*
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« Reply #21803 on: August 22, 2014, 01:23:01 AM »
Next trend in fashion: bodybuilder skinny jeans.

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« Reply #21804 on: August 22, 2014, 02:45:54 AM »
Next trend in fashion: bodybuilder skinny jeans.



Based on the "fashion" we see today, I somehow think that could happen in the future.
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« Reply #21805 on: August 22, 2014, 11:09:12 AM »
How can you not love this fashion trend?



As a dude, you should already know darn well why.

Next up; ankle shaving goes mainstream for men.
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« Reply #21806 on: August 22, 2014, 04:02:12 PM »
Gender roles are boring. Many people don't really conform to them but for some reason seem to identify with them. I've never really understood why.

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« Reply #21807 on: August 22, 2014, 04:04:33 PM »
Gender roles are boring. Many people don't really conform to them but for some reason seem to identify with them. I've never really understood why.

Gender role schmender role.....


Not visually appealing on men.

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« Reply #21808 on: August 22, 2014, 04:13:59 PM »
Gender roles are boring. Many people don't really conform to them but for some reason seem to identify with them. I've never really understood why.

I conform to them because wearing those jeans would require me to castrate myself in order to make space and wear them comfortably. 

"Do not tempt the Mor thy Mod."

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« Reply #21809 on: August 22, 2014, 04:19:43 PM »
This information just explained boy bands to me.



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« Reply #21810 on: August 22, 2014, 04:29:59 PM »
Gender roles are boring. Many people don't really conform to them but for some reason seem to identify with them. I've never really understood why.

I conform to them because wearing those jeans would require me to castrate myself in order to make space and wear them comfortably. 



YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR SUCH JEANS.
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« Reply #21811 on: August 22, 2014, 04:32:31 PM »
Gender roles are boring. Many people don't really conform to them but for some reason seem to identify with them. I've never really understood why.

I conform to them because wearing those jeans would require me to castrate myself in order to make space and wear them comfortably. 



YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR SUCH JEANS.

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« Reply #21812 on: August 22, 2014, 04:45:15 PM »
Looks like the ol' ball and chain has spoke, Mor.  ;)
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« Reply #21813 on: August 22, 2014, 04:49:04 PM »
Looks like the ol' ball and chain has spoke, Mor.  ;)

Even otherwise, I am dedicated to keeping my apparatus as God gave it to me. 
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« Reply #21814 on: August 22, 2014, 04:49:18 PM »
I really despise the whole ice bucket challenge fad.
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« Reply #21815 on: August 22, 2014, 04:51:31 PM »
I really despise the whole ice bucket challenge fad.


considering its seriously injured at least two people......

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« Reply #21816 on: August 22, 2014, 04:52:10 PM »
I really despise the whole ice bucket challenge fad.


considering its seriously injured at least two people......

Has it really?
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« Reply #21817 on: August 22, 2014, 04:53:26 PM »
Looks like the ol' ball and chain has spoke, Mor.  ;)

Even otherwise, I am dedicated to keeping my apparatus as God gave it to me. 
Hmm, I took you for the second Origen.  I guess I misread you.  Keep your fancypant male equipment if you must.
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« Reply #21818 on: August 22, 2014, 04:54:15 PM »
I really despise the whole ice bucket challenge fad.


considering its seriously injured at least two people......

Has it really?
buckets of water can be dangerous when you drop them on your head.  Especially if you have been recently vaccinated.
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« Reply #21819 on: August 22, 2014, 04:55:17 PM »
I really despise the whole ice bucket challenge fad.


considering its seriously injured at least two people......

Has it really?


yes....i mean not the ice hitting the person sort of injured.....1 of the 4 is still in critical condition


http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/08/22/firefighters-electrocuted-after-helping-with-als-ice-bucket-challenge/
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« Reply #21820 on: August 22, 2014, 04:57:24 PM »
I really despise the whole ice bucket challenge fad.


considering its seriously injured at least two people......
That doesn't bother me. It is just the annoyance of millions of people dumping water on their head for no other reason than someone said it is for ALS.

Hey, why doesn't everyone stick a boot up their bum for hotchkins lymphoma?  It will help about as much.
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« Reply #21821 on: August 22, 2014, 09:54:56 PM »
Just returned from a fantastic vacation in the beautiful Finger Lakes of NYS, and brought back some fantastic wines from the area.

Also, Corning Glass museum was fun as well

on that note, i should make/resurrect the NYS thread
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« Reply #21822 on: August 23, 2014, 07:08:45 AM »
I really despise the whole ice bucket challenge fad.


considering its seriously injured at least two people......
That doesn't bother me. It is just the annoyance of millions of people dumping water on their head for no other reason than someone said it is for ALS.

Hey, why doesn't everyone stick a boot up their bum for hotchkins lymphoma?  It will help about as much.

Kermit the Frog's, Charlie Sheen's and George W. Bush's challenges were quite amusing.
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« Reply #21823 on: August 23, 2014, 02:23:13 PM »
Just returned from a fantastic vacation in the beautiful Finger Lakes of NYS, and brought back some fantastic wines from the area.

Also, Corning Glass museum was fun as well

on that note, i should make/resurrect the NYS thread

Please do! 
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« Reply #21824 on: August 23, 2014, 03:18:32 PM »
Just returned from a fantastic vacation in the beautiful Finger Lakes of NYS, and brought back some fantastic wines from the area.

Also, Corning Glass museum was fun as well

on that note, i should make/resurrect the NYS thread

I just spent the last week in Corning! Did you make it to Market Street while you were in town? And what lakes did you visit?
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