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« Reply #21510 on: July 16, 2014, 09:53:28 PM »

Do you want me to be serious? Putting aside the ridiculousness of the scenario -- Half your post is about yourself and consequences you are afraid to get into. That's not the spirit of Christ or any benignant man.

Yes please be serious.
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« Reply #21511 on: July 16, 2014, 09:59:02 PM »

The solution to this or any other fancies is to put them out of your head and occupy yourself with becoming a godly man.
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« Reply #21512 on: July 16, 2014, 10:12:36 PM »

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Just go ask Orthonorm to tell you what to do.


You won't like or listen to anyone here anyhow, save everyone the time.

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« Reply #21513 on: July 16, 2014, 10:23:02 PM »

Long story short, I've been falling in love with this young lady at my parish. The only problem is, however, that I'm 18 years old and she is 14 going on 15.

Here you go, James.

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« Reply #21514 on: July 16, 2014, 10:51:20 PM »

Is it a full moon?
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« Reply #21515 on: July 16, 2014, 10:54:43 PM »

James, you're closer in age to that girl than I am to my own husband, but there's a big difference between an 18 and 14/15 year-old and a 27 and 31/32 year-old. I don't think you're a pedophile, but I do think this scenario is loaded with potential disaster. Avoid.
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« Reply #21516 on: July 16, 2014, 10:56:40 PM »

James, you're closer in age to that girl than I am to my own husband, but there's a big difference between an 18 and 14/15 year-old and a 27 and 31/32 year-old. I don't think you're a pedophile, but I do think this scenario is loaded with potential disaster. Avoid.

I actually think a 14 year old might be too mature for him.

Not that he's serious anyway. Next week he'll be wanting to be permanently celibate, or a monk, or marry an atheist, or or or...
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« Reply #21517 on: July 16, 2014, 10:58:45 PM »

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Just go ask Orthonorm to tell you what to do.


You won't like or listen to anyone here anyhow, save everyone the time.

This.
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« Reply #21518 on: July 16, 2014, 10:59:28 PM »

Snus.

Sorry, felt like it had been too long since that had been mentioned.
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« Reply #21519 on: July 16, 2014, 10:59:38 PM »

Is it a full moon?


Close enough to one.  Tongue
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« Reply #21520 on: July 16, 2014, 11:03:39 PM »

Snus.

Sorry, felt like it had been too long since that had been mentioned.

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Maybe he should spit on her and end this whole question.

Honestly. I am fairly certain that some people sit around chatting about what topic they can have the young man post to make us all react to him.

And then he and they sit there laughing at the OC net idiots for 'falling for it'

 
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« Reply #21521 on: July 16, 2014, 11:09:41 PM »

Snus.

Sorry, felt like it had been too long since that had been mentioned.

+1

Maybe he should spit on her and end this whole question.

Honestly. I am fairly certain that some people sit around chatting about what topic they can have the young man post to make us all react to him.

And then he and they sit there laughing at the OC net idiots for 'falling for it'

 

I've been here for 3 years and know several members here outside of the forum. I am legit. No group of people would troll you for that long.
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« Reply #21522 on: July 16, 2014, 11:13:03 PM »

Snus.

Sorry, felt like it had been too long since that had been mentioned.

+1

Maybe he should spit on her and end this whole question.

Honestly. I am fairly certain that some people sit around chatting about what topic they can have the young man post to make us all react to him.

And then he and they sit there laughing at the OC net idiots for 'falling for it'

 

I've been here for 3 years and know several members here outside of the forum. I am legit. No group of people would troll you for that long.

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« Reply #21523 on: July 16, 2014, 11:15:30 PM »

Snus.

Sorry, felt like it had been too long since that had been mentioned.

+1

Maybe he should spit on her and end this whole question.

Honestly. I am fairly certain that some people sit around chatting about what topic they can have the young man post to make us all react to him.

And then he and they sit there laughing at the OC net idiots for 'falling for it'

 

I've been here for 3 years and know several members here outside of the forum. I am legit. No group of people would troll you for that long.

Haven't been around the internet much.

There are trolls who have trolled the same place much longer than 3 years.

People Are Strange and get their jollies in ways you would not think of
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« Reply #21524 on: July 16, 2014, 11:27:19 PM »

Long story short, I've been falling in love with this young lady at my parish. The only problem is, however, that I'm 18 years old and she is 14 going on 15. I've asked one of my good friends and she advised me to wait until she reaches legal age. But, I'm open to as many opinions as I can get.

So what should I do?

Listen to that "good friend".  Or listen to ZealousZeal.  And work on making yourself an even better you. 
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« Reply #21525 on: July 16, 2014, 11:49:18 PM »

Long story short, I've been falling in love with this young lady at my parish. The only problem is, however, that I'm 18 years old and she is 14 going on 15. I've asked one of my good friends and she advised me to wait until she reaches legal age. But, I'm open to as many opinions as I can get.

So what should I do? Am I too old for this young maiden? She's everything I've ever wanted--pious, blonde, mature, humble. Her family seems like nice people too imo. I'd like to ask her out on a date, but I am afraid that our age difference may be too much.

Will people perceive me as a pedophile? Will I be violating any laws? I don't plan on being sexually active unless/until I get married. Could a relationship like this work out? Also, is this dangerous for me? I know that me being an adult and her being a minor is kind of risky since that if we were to ever break up (assuming we got together) or I did something to tick her off, that she could lie and feign rape, in which case, I could be seriously busted and falsely labeled a child molester or something.
Write her an akathist. Works every time.
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« Reply #21526 on: July 16, 2014, 11:51:46 PM »

Long story short, I've been falling in love with this young lady at my parish. The only problem is, however, that I'm 18 years old and she is 14 going on 15. I've asked one of my good friends and she advised me to wait until she reaches legal age. But, I'm open to as many opinions as I can get.

So what should I do? Am I too old for this young maiden? She's everything I've ever wanted--pious, blonde, mature, humble. Her family seems like nice people too imo. I'd like to ask her out on a date, but I am afraid that our age difference may be too much.

Will people perceive me as a pedophile? Will I be violating any laws? I don't plan on being sexually active unless/until I get married. Could a relationship like this work out? Also, is this dangerous for me? I know that me being an adult and her being a minor is kind of risky since that if we were to ever break up (assuming we got together) or I did something to tick her off, that she could lie and feign rape, in which case, I could be seriously busted and falsely labeled a child molester or something.
Write her an akathist. Works every time.

After James' breathless paeans to the sainted Grand Duchess Maria, I don't think that'll be a good idea.  Tongue Tongue Tongue
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« Reply #21527 on: July 16, 2014, 11:53:15 PM »

Long story short, I've been falling in love with this young lady at my parish. The only problem is, however, that I'm 18 years old and she is 14 going on 15. I've asked one of my good friends and she advised me to wait until she reaches legal age. But, I'm open to as many opinions as I can get.

So what should I do? Am I too old for this young maiden? She's everything I've ever wanted--pious, blonde, mature, humble. Her family seems like nice people too imo. I'd like to ask her out on a date, but I am afraid that our age difference may be too much.

Will people perceive me as a pedophile? Will I be violating any laws? I don't plan on being sexually active unless/until I get married. Could a relationship like this work out? Also, is this dangerous for me? I know that me being an adult and her being a minor is kind of risky since that if we were to ever break up (assuming we got together) or I did something to tick her off, that she could lie and feign rape, in which case, I could be seriously busted and falsely labeled a child molester or something.
Write her an akathist. Works every time.

After James' breathless paeans to the sainted Grand Duchess Maria, I don't think that'll be a good idea.  Tongue Tongue Tongue

Oh of all days to remind me of that.
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« Reply #21528 on: July 16, 2014, 11:54:20 PM »

I think someone needs to write an akathist to servant of God, kelly.  JamesR, get on that.
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« Reply #21529 on: July 16, 2014, 11:55:09 PM »

Long story short, I've been falling in love with this young lady at my parish. The only problem is, however, that I'm 18 years old and she is 14 going on 15. I've asked one of my good friends and she advised me to wait until she reaches legal age. But, I'm open to as many opinions as I can get.

So what should I do? Am I too old for this young maiden? She's everything I've ever wanted--pious, blonde, mature, humble. Her family seems like nice people too imo. I'd like to ask her out on a date, but I am afraid that our age difference may be too much.

Will people perceive me as a pedophile? Will I be violating any laws? I don't plan on being sexually active unless/until I get married. Could a relationship like this work out? Also, is this dangerous for me? I know that me being an adult and her being a minor is kind of risky since that if we were to ever break up (assuming we got together) or I did something to tick her off, that she could lie and feign rape, in which case, I could be seriously busted and falsely labeled a child molester or something.
Write her an akathist. Works every time.

After James' breathless paeans to the sainted Grand Duchess Maria, I don't think that'll be a good idea.  Tongue Tongue Tongue

Oh of all days to remind me of that.

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« Reply #21530 on: July 16, 2014, 11:56:42 PM »

I think someone needs to write an akathist to servant of God, kelly.  JamesR, get on that.

I'll take one for the team if it keeps him from writing religious erotica about poor Maria, who was murdered today the 17th.
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« Reply #21531 on: July 16, 2014, 11:58:25 PM »

I think someone needs to write an akathist to servant of God, kelly.  JamesR, get on that.

I'll take one for the team if it keeps him from writing religious erotica about poor Maria, who was murdered today the 17th.

Precisely. There was method in my madness.  Wink
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« Reply #21532 on: July 17, 2014, 12:04:08 AM »

Long story short, I've been falling in love with this young lady at my parish. The only problem is, however, that I'm 18 years old and she is 14 going on 15. I've asked one of my good friends and she advised me to wait until she reaches legal age. But, I'm open to as many opinions as I can get.

So what should I do? Am I too old for this young maiden? She's everything I've ever wanted--pious, blonde, mature, humble. Her family seems like nice people too imo. I'd like to ask her out on a date, but I am afraid that our age difference may be too much.

Will people perceive me as a pedophile? Will I be violating any laws? I don't plan on being sexually active unless/until I get married. Could a relationship like this work out? Also, is this dangerous for me? I know that me being an adult and her being a minor is kind of risky since that if we were to ever break up (assuming we got together) or I did something to tick her off, that she could lie and feign rape, in which case, I could be seriously busted and falsely labeled a child molester or something.


Let me list the issues here, pedophile aside.


1. 14 year old church going girls do not go out on 'dates', and certainly not an unchaperoned one with an adult (although I hesitate to use this word, technically you are one)
2. 'her family seem nice'......have you talked to them? socialized with all of them together at a coffee hour or something? Have you actually spoken -with- this paragon of Orthodoxy and blond virtue? Or are you judging her personality from seeing her in Sunday School.  laugh
3. If she is 15, where do you see this whole thing going for the next 4+ years until she could marry you at age 18?
4. Her parents likely would like her not to go and get married the day after she turns 18 and instead be educated, experience life a bit. So extend that 'waiting time' for another 4+ years.  That would make you 27 give or take.  By then you will be
a. married to someone else (likely a virginal prostitute from some 3rd world country)
b. a monk because you don't ever want to get married
c  have gotten cancer from the snus


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« Reply #21533 on: July 17, 2014, 12:21:02 AM »

Long story short, I've been falling in love with this young lady at my parish. The only problem is, however, that I'm 18 years old and she is 14 going on 15. I've asked one of my good friends and she advised me to wait until she reaches legal age. But, I'm open to as many opinions as I can get.

So what should I do? Am I too old for this young maiden? She's everything I've ever wanted--pious, blonde, mature, humble. Her family seems like nice people too imo. I'd like to ask her out on a date, but I am afraid that our age difference may be too much.

Will people perceive me as a pedophile? Will I be violating any laws? I don't plan on being sexually active unless/until I get married. Could a relationship like this work out? Also, is this dangerous for me? I know that me being an adult and her being a minor is kind of risky since that if we were to ever break up (assuming we got together) or I did something to tick her off, that she could lie and feign rape, in which case, I could be seriously busted and falsely labeled a child molester or something.


Let me list the issues here, pedophile aside.


1. 14 year old church going girls do not go out on 'dates', and certainly not an unchaperoned one with an adult (although I hesitate to use this word, technically you are one)
2. 'her family seem nice'......have you talked to them? socialized with all of them together at a coffee hour or something? Have you actually spoken -with- this paragon of Orthodoxy and blond virtue? Or are you judging her personality from seeing her in Sunday School.  laugh
3. If she is 15, where do you see this whole thing going for the next 4+ years until she could marry you at age 18?
4. Her parents likely would like her not to go and get married the day after she turns 18 and instead be educated, experience life a bit. So extend that 'waiting time' for another 4+ years.  That would make you 27 give or take.  By then you will be
a. married to someone else (likely a virginal prostitute from some 3rd world country)
b. a monk because you don't ever want to get married
c  have gotten cancer from the snus




lol!

One has to remember from 14 to 18, you're a totally different person.  From 18-21, you're a totally different person.  From 21-25, you're a totally different person.  And once you hit 30, you get depressed.  Tongue

But seriously, James, you say you like what you see now, but if and when you decide to wait a very long time to date her at an appropriate age as ZZ alluded to, don't you think maybe she might be a whole lot different than what she was, and you yourself might be a whole lot different than what you are now?
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« Reply #21534 on: July 17, 2014, 01:28:16 AM »

Long story short, I've been falling in love with this young lady at my parish. The only problem is, however, that I'm 18 years old and she is 14 going on 15. I've asked one of my good friends and she advised me to wait until she reaches legal age. But, I'm open to as many opinions as I can get.

So what should I do? Am I too old for this young maiden? She's everything I've ever wanted--pious, blonde, mature, humble. Her family seems like nice people too imo. I'd like to ask her out on a date, but I am afraid that our age difference may be too much.

Will people perceive me as a pedophile? Will I be violating any laws? I don't plan on being sexually active unless/until I get married. Could a relationship like this work out? Also, is this dangerous for me? I know that me being an adult and her being a minor is kind of risky since that if we were to ever break up (assuming we got together) or I did something to tick her off, that she could lie and feign rape, in which case, I could be seriously busted and falsely labeled a child molester or something.


Let me list the issues here, pedophile aside.


1. 14 year old church going girls do not go out on 'dates', and certainly not an unchaperoned one with an adult (although I hesitate to use this word, technically you are one)
2. 'her family seem nice'......have you talked to them? socialized with all of them together at a coffee hour or something? Have you actually spoken -with- this paragon of Orthodoxy and blond virtue? Or are you judging her personality from seeing her in Sunday School.  laugh
3. If she is 15, where do you see this whole thing going for the next 4+ years until she could marry you at age 18?
4. Her parents likely would like her not to go and get married the day after she turns 18 and instead be educated, experience life a bit. So extend that 'waiting time' for another 4+ years.  That would make you 27 give or take.  By then you will be
a. married to someone else (likely a virginal prostitute from some 3rd world country)
b. a monk because you don't ever want to get married
c  have gotten cancer from the snus

Hahahahaha!

JamesR, easy formula.  X/2+7......She's too young for you.
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« Reply #21535 on: July 17, 2014, 02:07:45 AM »

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« Reply #21536 on: July 17, 2014, 02:09:32 AM »

One has to remember from 14 to 18, you're a totally different person.  From 18-21, you're a totally different person.  From 21-25, you're a totally different person.  And once you hit 30, you get depressed.  Tongue

But seriously, James, you say you like what you see now, but if and when you decide to wait a very long time to date her at an appropriate age as ZZ alluded to, don't you think maybe she might be a whole lot different than what she was, and you yourself might be a whole lot different than what you are now?

Yeah I suppose we may be. I certainly was different (though not much) than I am now when I was 14. However, that still doesn't relieve an aching heart; only food does that.
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« Reply #21537 on: July 17, 2014, 02:12:43 AM »

One has to remember from 14 to 18, you're a totally different person.  From 18-21, you're a totally different person.  From 21-25, you're a totally different person.  And once you hit 30, you get depressed.  Tongue

But seriously, James, you say you like what you see now, but if and when you decide to wait a very long time to date her at an appropriate age as ZZ alluded to, don't you think maybe she might be a whole lot different than what she was, and you yourself might be a whole lot different than what you are now?

Yeah I suppose we may be. I certainly was different (though not much) than I am now when I was 14. However, that still doesn't relieve an aching heart; only food does that.

The key to aid your heart is to eat lots of bacon, doughnuts, and butter.  This will assure you a short, but happy, life.
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« Reply #21538 on: July 17, 2014, 02:15:25 AM »

4. Her parents likely would like her not to go and get married the day after she turns 18 and instead be educated, experience life a bit. So extend that 'waiting time' for another 4+ years.  That would make you 27 give or take.  By then you will be
a. married to someone else (likely a virginal prostitute from some 3rd world country)
b. a monk because you don't ever want to get married
c  have gotten cancer from the snus

Well I wouldn't mind waiting that long for her if marriage was a real possibility. More time to establish myself and save money to give her and my possible children the life I wish I had.
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« Reply #21539 on: July 17, 2014, 02:45:21 AM »

I think someone needs to write an akathist to servant of God, kelly.  JamesR, get on that.

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« Reply #21540 on: July 17, 2014, 02:46:39 AM »

Possible children? Last time I checked you didn't want any. Further back, you were even asking the forum about the merits of getting a vasectomy once you turned 18.

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« Reply #21541 on: July 17, 2014, 02:58:26 AM »

4. Her parents likely would like her not to go and get married the day after she turns 18 and instead be educated, experience life a bit. So extend that 'waiting time' for another 4+ years.  That would make you 27 give or take.  By then you will be
a. married to someone else (likely a virginal prostitute from some 3rd world country)
b. a monk because you don't ever want to get married
c  have gotten cancer from the snus

Well I wouldn't mind waiting that long for her if marriage was a real possibility. More time to establish myself and save money to give her and my possible children the life I wish I had.

Let's see. You've gone from lust, for a child because she happens to have yellow hair, to fear of man, or the cops to be exact, to gluttony, in order to "ease [your] aching heart," to greed. Any other vices you'd like to profess tonight?
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« Reply #21542 on: July 17, 2014, 06:10:20 AM »

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Well I wouldn't "mind" waiting that long for her if "marriage" was a "real" possibility. More time to "establish" myself and save "money" to give her and my possible "children" the "life" I wish I had.
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« Reply #21543 on: July 17, 2014, 08:07:37 AM »

4. Her parents likely would like her not to go and get married the day after she turns 18 and instead be educated, experience life a bit. So extend that 'waiting time' for another 4+ years.  That would make you 27 give or take.  By then you will be
a. married to someone else (likely a virginal prostitute from some 3rd world country)
b. a monk because you don't ever want to get married
c  have gotten cancer from the snus

Well I wouldn't mind waiting that long for her if marriage was a real possibility. More time to establish myself and save money to give her and my possible children the life I wish I had.

Why date her if marriage was NOT a real possibility?Huh

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« Reply #21544 on: July 17, 2014, 08:40:52 AM »

4. Her parents likely would like her not to go and get married the day after she turns 18 and instead be educated, experience life a bit. So extend that 'waiting time' for another 4+ years.  That would make you 27 give or take.  By then you will be
a. married to someone else (likely a virginal prostitute from some 3rd world country)
b. a monk because you don't ever want to get married
c  have gotten cancer from the snus

Well I wouldn't mind waiting that long for her if marriage was a real possibility. More time to establish myself and save money to give her and my possible children the life I wish I had.
Well, the positive part of all this is you can do the monk thing for a few years until she gets old enough.  Then, in a dramatic act of love, you can cast off your monastic vows and proclaim your undying love for her.  She will be moved by your great sacrifice and fall into your arms.  Oh, the stories you will be able to tell to your hypothetical children that you are unable to have due to your ill advised vasectomy at age 18!
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« Reply #21545 on: July 18, 2014, 03:55:52 PM »

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« Reply #21546 on: July 18, 2014, 03:57:31 PM »

Yay! Justin's back!

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« Reply #21547 on: July 18, 2014, 04:00:09 PM »

Yay! Justin's back!



My favorite gif thus far!
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My favorite gif thus far!

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« Reply #21549 on: July 18, 2014, 04:11:55 PM »


Sorry  Embarrassed...nothing beats the Carlton dance to me  angel
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« Reply #21550 on: July 18, 2014, 04:37:12 PM »

Yay! Justin's back!



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« Reply #21551 on: July 18, 2014, 04:40:33 PM »

Sorry  Embarrassed...nothing beats the Carlton dance to me  angel

How about a soldier doing it on a tank with rockets firing in the background?  Cool
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« Reply #21552 on: July 18, 2014, 04:48:53 PM »

Sorry  Embarrassed...nothing beats the Carlton dance to me  angel

How about a soldier doing it on a tank with rockets firing in the background?  Cool

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« Reply #21553 on: July 18, 2014, 05:12:13 PM »

The girl I just let into my building...



... I wish when girls broke up with their boyfriends they wouldn't just pack up all their stuff and move out immediately. Give the other guys in the neighborhood a chance! That's all I'm asking!
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« Reply #21554 on: July 18, 2014, 05:17:10 PM »

The girl I just let into my building...



... I wish when girls broke up with their boyfriends they wouldn't just pack up all their stuff and move out immediately. Give the other guys in the neighborhood a chance! That's all I'm asking!

Yes.  That would be the loving (toward the new guy) and vengeful (toward the old guy) thing to do.  A win-win.  Why don't they ever think of that?
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