I'm not a 'die for my country' kinda guy, or really even an 'argue over the internet for my country' kinda guy. But if there's a problem in a certain specific particular area of the world, and you strap a bomb to me and put me in the right place... well I'm just saying that I'd be glad to help.
Though I guess an American (not to mention pale as a ghost) guy would have difficulties getting close to the friends I want to give the gift to. Oh well. I guess that's why they have militaries.