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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #21195 on: June 20, 2014, 01:39:58 AM »
6. Go to Egypt, and then, assuming I don't get blown up by a car bomb (lol)

lol?

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #21196 on: June 20, 2014, 03:04:13 AM »
^I meant that facetiously/ironically/sarcastically... whatever. We all misuse the term "lol" sometimes. I was satirizing the fact that I'm traveling to a potential danger zone so I can't guarantee 100% that everything will go according to plan... and you know what? I'm rambling and better get to bed.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #21197 on: June 20, 2014, 03:24:39 AM »
^I meant that facetiously/ironically/sarcastically... whatever. We all misuse the term "lol" sometimes. I was satirizing the fact that I'm traveling to a potential danger zone so I can't guarantee 100% that everything will go according to plan... and you know what? I'm rambling and better get to bed.

 lol Nighty night. 
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« Reply #21198 on: June 20, 2014, 07:51:42 AM »
^I meant that facetiously/ironically/sarcastically... whatever. We all misuse the term "lol" sometimes. I was satirizing the fact that I'm traveling to a potential danger zone so I can't guarantee 100% that everything will go according to plan... and you know what? I'm rambling and better get to bed.

 lol Nighty night. 
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« Reply #21199 on: June 20, 2014, 07:54:44 AM »
I'm a fat guy; but chubby chasers and fat fetishists really disturb me. My friend has a severe fetish, fat is the #1 thing he looks for in a girl. He's a total feeder.

To each his own. It might even be providential. "Fat chicks need love too" as one of my acquaintances is wont to say.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #21200 on: June 20, 2014, 03:39:05 PM »
I want hot dog buns that are about 1/4" taller than the current ones. By the time I put my pickles, ketchup, mustard, onions, and banana peppers on there things start falling off and it becomes a mess.

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« Reply #21201 on: June 20, 2014, 04:01:05 PM »
I want hot dog buns that are about 1/4" taller than the current ones. By the time I put my pickles, ketchup, mustard, onions, and banana peppers on there things start falling off and it becomes a mess.

Wrap it all in pita bread.

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« Reply #21202 on: June 20, 2014, 04:52:08 PM »
I'm a fat guy; but chubby chasers and fat fetishists really disturb me. My friend has a severe fetish, fat is the #1 thing he looks for in a girl. He's a total feeder.

To each his own. It might even be providential. "Fat chicks need love too" as one of my acquaintances is wont to say.

It should not be because they are fat. It's like having a malnourishment fetish.

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« Reply #21204 on: June 20, 2014, 05:40:54 PM »
I want hot dog buns that are about 1/4" taller than the current ones. By the time I put my pickles, ketchup, mustard, onions, and banana peppers on there things start falling off and it becomes a mess.

Wrap it all in pita bread.

I shall have to try...

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« Reply #21205 on: June 20, 2014, 09:00:25 PM »
I think bowls were specifically designed to splash water on you while you are washing them.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #21206 on: June 20, 2014, 09:30:14 PM »
I think bowls were specifically designed to splash water on you while you are washing them.

For me it's always the spoons, some kind of conspiracy if you ask me
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« Reply #21207 on: June 20, 2014, 10:27:04 PM »
Gee, 76 posts (including this one) in 3 days - haven't been on a posting binge in quite a while.

My posts per day average has increased from 4.63 in late March to 4.78 - and I'm still 1,264 posts (including this one) behind the next poster.

On a different note, I'm close to clinching 8th place in all time 'time spent on forum.'  I may never approach the hallowed 300 or 400 day mark although I've been thinking of other things to pass my time.  :laugh:

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« Reply #21208 on: June 20, 2014, 11:59:00 PM »
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« Reply #21209 on: June 21, 2014, 12:03:13 AM »
I just realised that the girl I am mildly but increasingly infatuated with looks a lot like a former girlfriend.

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« Reply #21210 on: June 21, 2014, 12:06:38 AM »
I just realised that the girl I am mildly but increasingly infatuated with looks a lot like a former girlfriend.


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« Reply #21211 on: June 21, 2014, 12:10:49 AM »
I just realised that the girl I am mildly but increasingly infatuated with looks a lot like a former girlfriend.

I heard somewhere that match.com has a feature which finds matches based on pictures of ex-lovers.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #21212 on: June 21, 2014, 12:16:04 AM »
The board's female to male ratio was 1 to 3.8 for quite a while - now it's 1 to 3.9....

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #21213 on: June 21, 2014, 02:25:37 AM »
Warning - while you were typing 5076 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

I knew this was a mistake when I just posted on the Picture of the Day thread.
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« Reply #21214 on: June 21, 2014, 11:36:43 AM »
Warning - while you were typing 5076 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

I knew this was a mistake when I just posted on the Picture of the Day thread.

How did that even happen? Did you leave a tab open for a month?
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« Reply #21215 on: June 21, 2014, 11:43:01 AM »
So, I was just about to take the bicycle for a ride, when I heard a cat meowing just above our door. When we came up to the hayloft, we discovered that one of our cats had given birth a few weeks ago. One of the kittens had got stück between the wall and the roof. We managed to get it out, but it is a very small one. We're still not completely sure if it will survive.
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« Reply #21216 on: June 21, 2014, 01:09:12 PM »
The board's female to male ratio was 1 to 3.8 for quite a while - now it's 1 to 3.9....

This obviously means something.
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« Reply #21217 on: June 21, 2014, 01:09:59 PM »
Warning - while you were typing 5076 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

I knew this was a mistake when I just posted on the Picture of the Day thread.

How did that even happen? Did you leave a tab open for a month?

He's been too busy banning people to have noticed. ;D
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #21218 on: June 21, 2014, 01:28:58 PM »
So, I was just about to take the bicycle for a ride, when I heard a cat meowing just above our door. When we came up to the hayloft, we discovered that one of our cats had given birth a few weeks ago. One of the kittens had got stück between the wall and the roof. We managed to get it out, but it is a very small one. We're still not completely sure if it will survive.

Awwww.

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« Reply #21219 on: June 21, 2014, 01:44:24 PM »
So, I was just about to take the bicycle for a ride, when I heard a cat meowing just above our door. When we came up to the hayloft, we discovered that one of our cats had given birth a few weeks ago. One of the kittens had got stück between the wall and the roof. We managed to get it out, but it is a very small one. We're still not completely sure if it will survive.

Said a prayer, for whatever it's worth...

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« Reply #21220 on: June 21, 2014, 02:00:44 PM »

Nobody move! You'll frighten him away!
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« Reply #21221 on: June 21, 2014, 02:06:23 PM »
So, I was just about to take the bicycle for a ride, when I heard a cat meowing just above our door. When we came up to the hayloft, we discovered that one of our cats had given birth a few weeks ago. One of the kittens had got stück between the wall and the roof. We managed to get it out, but it is a very small one. We're still not completely sure if it will survive.

Said a prayer, for whatever it's worth...

Probably something. He's already looking a little better.
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« Reply #21222 on: June 21, 2014, 03:38:52 PM »

Nobody move! You'll frighten him away!

'Tis not fear that keeps me from here whilst I am absent.  ;D
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« Reply #21223 on: June 21, 2014, 03:59:40 PM »
I'm a fat guy; but chubby chasers and fat fetishists really disturb me. My friend has a severe fetish, fat is the #1 thing he looks for in a girl. He's a total feeder.

To each his own. It might even be providential. "Fat chicks need love too" as one of my acquaintances is wont to say.

It should not be because they are fat. It's like having a malnourishment fetish.

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« Reply #21225 on: June 21, 2014, 06:20:13 PM »
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« Reply #21226 on: June 21, 2014, 07:05:03 PM »
I can sing the Golden Girls theme song from memory, even though I haven't seen the show in probably 20 years.

It's on cable a lot.  :)

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« Reply #21227 on: June 22, 2014, 03:25:03 AM »
So, I was just about to take the bicycle for a ride, when I heard a cat meowing just above our door. When we came up to the hayloft, we discovered that one of our cats had given birth a few weeks ago. One of the kittens had got stück between the wall and the roof. We managed to get it out, but it is a very small one. We're still not completely sure if it will survive.

Said a prayer, for whatever it's worth...

For a dying kitten across the globe? What are you doing nowadays? Really, there has to be better ways to spend your time.

And I hear Latrobe is posh. True or false?
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« Reply #21228 on: June 22, 2014, 01:49:30 PM »
Lol at a prudish older relative telling a young girl to cover up so she doesn't get the wrong kind of attention on facebook. I'm pretty sure she's getting exactly the kind of attention she was looking for  :D  8)

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« Reply #21229 on: June 22, 2014, 02:04:40 PM »

For a dying kitten across the globe? What are you doing nowadays? Really, there has to be better ways to spend your time.

And I hear Latrobe is posh. True or false?

Every time I pray for a kitten God puts a gold star next to my name in the lamb's book of life. (srs) I've been reading and writing. I'm sure a NY publisher will snap up my stuff any day now. :P Latrobe is nice, skews towards the elderly, and like most places in the region slowly losing people, businesses and industry. I've been told there is a crime and drug problem, but as usual I am oblivious to such things. Steelers training camp starts in about a month, at which point we will have scores of millionaires staying here for a month--as posh as we get.

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« Reply #21230 on: June 22, 2014, 02:14:26 PM »
So, I was just about to take the bicycle for a ride, when I heard a cat meowing just above our door. When we came up to the hayloft, we discovered that one of our cats had given birth a few weeks ago. One of the kittens had got stück between the wall and the roof. We managed to get it out, but it is a very small one. We're still not completely sure if it will survive.

Said a prayer, for whatever it's worth...

For a dying kitten across the globe? What are you doing nowadays? Really, there has to be better ways to spend your time.

God didn't seem to have better things to do when He had pity on the animals of Niniveh.
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« Reply #21231 on: June 22, 2014, 06:20:46 PM »
Watching the US play Portugal in Manaus, a city I once lived outside of.


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« Reply #21234 on: June 23, 2014, 03:45:15 PM »
Did someone put something foul in the oc.net water? Is that what is causing everyone to be especially snippy of late?

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« Reply #21235 on: June 23, 2014, 04:16:48 PM »
Did someone put something foul in the oc.net water? Is that what is causing everyone to be especially snippy of late?

It has been more contentious and foul lately hasn't it ?  ???
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« Reply #21236 on: June 23, 2014, 04:18:34 PM »
Did someone put something foul in the oc.net water? Is that what is causing everyone to be especially snippy of late?
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« Reply #21237 on: June 23, 2014, 04:55:17 PM »
Did someone put something foul in the oc.net water? Is that what is causing everyone to be especially snippy of late?

I didn't have any dinner today. I'm always snippy when something goes between me and my food.
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« Reply #21238 on: June 23, 2014, 05:57:33 PM »
An 18 year old guy just ran off the road into a tree with his truck outside my apartment.  :-\  That's the second time in about a month along the same 1/4 mile of (rural) road. Last time it was more serious as the power was out for 12 hours and the guy had to go to the hospital. This guy seems fine though, thankfully. He was still sitting in his truck when I left, but he was ok, and there was no apparent urgency on the part of the EMTs/Firemen.

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« Reply #21239 on: June 24, 2014, 03:37:17 PM »