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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #21150 on: June 14, 2014, 01:02:29 PM »
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« Reply #21151 on: June 14, 2014, 01:10:46 PM »
The story of my life.

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the people on this forum have to stop taking themselves so seriously. None of us are some modern-day Athanasius, we all just have nothing better to do.

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« Reply #21152 on: June 14, 2014, 01:24:54 PM »
There is a really aggressive wasp lingering on my back deck.

Maybe if you didn't try to correct him so forcefully when he said "civil wrongs" instead of "civil rights"...

I wish there was an aggressive WASP on my deck. The mental picture is hilarious.
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« Reply #21153 on: June 14, 2014, 02:15:35 PM »
I really shouldn't go food shopping on an empty stomach.

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Re: Random Postings
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« Reply #21156 on: June 15, 2014, 03:39:01 AM »
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« Reply #21157 on: June 15, 2014, 06:04:41 AM »
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« Reply #21158 on: June 15, 2014, 06:26:00 PM »
Is it mid-June already...? Time to start saving for Christmas and buying some presents!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #21159 on: June 17, 2014, 10:55:29 AM »
My daughter loves Justin's dinosaur avatar.
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« Reply #21160 on: June 17, 2014, 12:01:40 PM »
My daughter loves Justin's dinosaur avatar.

I did a reverse image search hoping to find a larger version for her, but no such luck. Here are some others though. :)

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« Reply #21162 on: June 17, 2014, 04:37:34 PM »
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« Reply #21163 on: June 17, 2014, 04:47:27 PM »
Oh my... I hope it's gum! It better be...  :angel:
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« Reply #21164 on: June 17, 2014, 04:50:54 PM »
If it's snot, he should really see a doctor.
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« Reply #21165 on: June 17, 2014, 04:55:24 PM »
If it's snot, he should really see a doctor.

I've seen kids blow snot bubbles like that before. My tubes tied themselves in response.
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« Reply #21166 on: June 17, 2014, 04:58:48 PM »
Understandable  8)


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« Reply #21167 on: June 17, 2014, 05:02:27 PM »
If it's snot, he should really see a doctor.

I've seen kids blow snot bubbles like that before. My tubes tied themselves in response.

That's a pretty aggressive fallopian response.
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« Reply #21168 on: June 17, 2014, 05:02:59 PM »

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« Reply #21169 on: June 17, 2014, 08:51:22 PM »
On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad would this hurt?

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« Reply #21170 on: June 17, 2014, 08:56:16 PM »
I know some people I can ask, if you really want to know.

But... OWWWWWW.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #21171 on: June 18, 2014, 01:43:04 AM »
I'm all for miners drinking and having sex.  I don't see what the big deal is.
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« Reply #21172 on: June 18, 2014, 01:55:58 AM »
I'm all for miners drinking and having sex.  I don't see what the big deal is.

It gets pretty dusty and dirty down there... seems like a major health hazard. Maybe strip mining would be safer?

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« Reply #21173 on: June 18, 2014, 02:03:50 AM »
I'm all for miners drinking and having sex.  I don't see what the big deal is.

It gets pretty dusty and dirty down there... seems like a major health hazard. Maybe strip mining would be safer?

I suppose so; it can get pretty hot.  I just hate hearing how a person could go to jail if they give a miner a drink!  After all the hard work they do, they can't get a cold beer or something?
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« Reply #21174 on: June 18, 2014, 02:09:02 AM »
I was never a miner, but my grandfather was one, and his son was my father, and my father bought alcohol for me a couple times when I was underage, so I guess there is that. I don't really have problems with such things, unless they're out driving drunk. *shrugs*

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« Reply #21175 on: June 18, 2014, 02:21:38 AM »
You can't drive very far in a mine.
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« Reply #21176 on: June 18, 2014, 02:30:29 AM »
If you have one of those little golf cart sized things you can  :police:

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« Reply #21177 on: June 18, 2014, 02:38:37 AM »
If 'horse' were a bowling game rather than a basketball game:


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« Reply #21178 on: June 18, 2014, 02:39:27 AM »
As long as there are no mine cops following with sirens screaming and lights blazing, miners drunk-driving in golf carts should be fine.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #21179 on: June 18, 2014, 02:39:59 AM »
If 'horse' were a bowling game rather than a basketball game:



Wouldn't that require 5 strikes in a row for each letter?
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« Reply #21180 on: June 18, 2014, 02:41:27 AM »
You must play it differently in dixie  :P

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« Reply #21181 on: June 18, 2014, 02:44:37 AM »
Sometimes:
Most of the time:
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #21185 on: June 18, 2014, 08:13:16 PM »
Thanks. Time to screw up the next chapter in my life...

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« Reply #21186 on: June 18, 2014, 08:14:20 PM »
^Forgive me, but I'm not 100% sure I understand the reference.
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« Reply #21187 on: June 18, 2014, 08:16:45 PM »
I've found that productively using my time helps with malaise and sadness.
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« Reply #21188 on: June 18, 2014, 08:17:56 PM »
^Forgive me, but I'm not 100% sure I understand the reference.

You are being droopy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzqt-ENnmHc#t=3m07s
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« Reply #21189 on: June 18, 2014, 08:26:28 PM »
I've found that productively using my time helps with malaise and sadness.
Yeah, well... There's that...

^Forgive me, but I'm not 100% sure I understand the reference.

You are being droopy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzqt-ENnmHc#t=3m07s
Ah, of course. BTW, thanks for that vid, I enjoyed it. Nostalgia and all that.
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« Reply #21190 on: June 18, 2014, 08:45:22 PM »
What are your plans for the summer, Sev? Any jobs or volunteer gigs?
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« Reply #21191 on: June 18, 2014, 10:15:43 PM »
Congratulations!
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« Reply #21193 on: June 19, 2014, 07:28:36 PM »
What are your plans for the summer, Sev? Any jobs or volunteer gigs?
1. Learning to drive (should've done that a while ago)

2. Figuring out a convenient bus schedule to get to my university (I'm commuting)

3. Taking a more active role in my religious community, especially now that I'm never going to see 98% of my high school graduating class ever again

4. Read some books I've never gotten around to finishing

5. Improve my Arabic

6. Go to Egypt, and then, assuming I don't get blown up by a car bomb (lol)

7. Start university

I also need to do more physical activity

Thank you all for your regards. The graduation ceremony is tomorrow evening, pray for me. I really want to get it over with.
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« Reply #21194 on: June 19, 2014, 08:54:53 PM »
I'm a fat guy; but chubby chasers and fat fetishists really disturb me. My friend has a severe fetish, fat is the #1 thing he looks for in a girl. He's a total feeder.
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