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« Reply #20745 on: May 08, 2014, 11:05:23 PM »

I really don't enjoy hearing the neighbor's TV.

What are you they watching tonight?  Cheesy

I don't know, but there are bursts of profanity and loud music. If they turned it up just a little bit more I might be able to figure out what it is I'm they're watching.
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« Reply #20746 on: May 08, 2014, 11:09:24 PM »

I really don't enjoy hearing the neighbor's TV.

What are you they watching tonight?  Cheesy

I don't know, but there are bursts of profanity and loud music. If they turned it up just a little bit more I might be able to figure out what it is I'm they're watching.


you should leave them a note that states 'I know you are trying to be really great neighbors....but I couldn't really hear everything they were saying on TV last night....please be sure to turn it up next time so i don't miss out'

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« Reply #20747 on: May 08, 2014, 11:15:11 PM »

I don't know, but there are bursts of profanity and loud music. If they turned it up just a little bit more I might be able to figure out what it is I'm they're watching.


you should leave them a note that states 'I know you are trying to be really great neighbors....but I couldn't really hear everything they were saying on TV last night....please be sure to turn it up next time so i don't miss out'

That's certainly tempting, I wouldn't have to keep Netflix anymore...

They're an older couple, and it's probably because the man's practically deaf from a stroke. Nicely enough, just today the woman was next door yelling at our fairly new ghetto-dressing neighbors (with nicer vehicles than I could ever afford). Undecided
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« Reply #20748 on: May 09, 2014, 12:26:11 AM »

"I don’t do the good things I want to do. I keep on doing the evil things I don’t want to do." - Rom. 7:19

Ain't that the truth.
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« Reply #20749 on: May 09, 2014, 12:28:06 AM »

"I don’t do the good things I want to do. I keep on doing the evil things I don’t want to do." - Rom. 7:19

Ain't that the truth.

That very passage came to my mind randomly a few hours ago.  Your ability to channel your inner Mor is remarkable. 
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« Reply #20750 on: May 09, 2014, 06:14:24 AM »

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Alpo, are you watching the EuroVision?

I watched part of the Semifinals today but unfortunately it's too late around here so I became sleepy. I'm going to watch Finals at some bar. Hopefully we cand find a suitable bar. Eurovision isn't that popular here.

Too bad that Finnish songs usually suck. The Belgian song seemed nice this year.

Both Finland and the Netherlands made it to the finals. Interesting.
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« Reply #20751 on: May 09, 2014, 01:04:07 PM »

For some reason I've fallen in love with Maria Romanov. The more I study their lives leading up to that day, the more I wish I could have showed up, married Maria, then escaped back to America with a huge rifle in one hand and Maria in the other, sweat pouring from my pulsing, American chest Smiley then I'd never have to work again but could live off her family fortune.
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« Reply #20752 on: May 09, 2014, 01:22:21 PM »

For some reason I've fallen in love with Maria Romanov. The more I study their lives leading up to that day, the more I wish I could have showed up, married Maria, then escaped back to America with a huge rifle in one hand and Maria in the other, sweat pouring from my pulsing, American chest Smiley then I'd never have to work again but could live off her family fortune.

Just what I needed on a dreary Friday afternoon, the teaser for JamesR's upcoming magnum opus: Loves of the Saints.
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« Reply #20753 on: May 09, 2014, 01:27:18 PM »

For some reason I've fallen in love with Maria Romanov. The more I study their lives leading up to that day, the more I wish I could have showed up, married Maria, then escaped back to America with a huge rifle in one hand and Maria in the other, sweat pouring from my pulsing, American chest Smiley then I'd never have to work again but could live off her family fortune.

Just what I needed on a dreary Friday afternoon, the teaser for JamesR's upcoming magnum opus: Loves of the Saints.

Biggest alt-history flick since Fatherland.
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« Reply #20754 on: May 09, 2014, 01:32:41 PM »

Why would it be alternate history? It might only be that if it's tasteful, otherwise it's just blasphemous shlock.
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« Reply #20755 on: May 09, 2014, 01:37:58 PM »

Why would it be alternate history? It might only be that if it's tasteful, otherwise it's just blasphemous shlock.

Time travel is alt by default. Smiley And there can be nothing blasphemous about it. She gets rescued - no martyrdom - no sainthood - just another nobody running from Russia. No family fortune either, but hey, let's not pop Jimbo's bubble so hard.
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« Reply #20756 on: May 09, 2014, 01:58:24 PM »

Why would it be alternate history? It might only be that if it's tasteful, otherwise it's just blasphemous shlock.

Time travel is alt by default. Smiley And there can be nothing blasphemous about it. She gets rescued - no martyrdom - no sainthood - just another nobody running from Russia. No family fortune either, but hey, let's not pop Jimbo's bubble so hard.

You mean even if I married her and rescued her from death I still wouldn't get the money? I'd have to work? And probably 10x harder too since a rich monarch probably wouldn't be satisfied with a 3 bedroom apartment and ramen noodles.
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« Reply #20757 on: May 09, 2014, 02:05:20 PM »

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« Reply #20758 on: May 09, 2014, 02:37:16 PM »

Why would it be alternate history? It might only be that if it's tasteful, otherwise it's just blasphemous shlock.

Time travel is alt by default. Smiley And there can be nothing blasphemous about it. She gets rescued - no martyrdom - no sainthood - just another nobody running from Russia. No family fortune either, but hey, let's not pop Jimbo's bubble so hard.

You mean even if I married her and rescued her from death I still wouldn't get the money? I'd have to work? And probably 10x harder too since a rich monarch probably wouldn't be satisfied with a 3 bedroom apartment and ramen noodles.

She would expect domestic staff, too.

You gets what you pays for, kid.
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« Reply #20759 on: May 09, 2014, 03:12:53 PM »

Why would it be alternate history? It might only be that if it's tasteful, otherwise it's just blasphemous shlock.

Time travel is alt by default. Smiley And there can be nothing blasphemous about it. She gets rescued - no martyrdom - no sainthood - just another nobody running from Russia. No family fortune either, but hey, let's not pop Jimbo's bubble so hard.

You mean even if I married her and rescued her from death I still wouldn't get the money? I'd have to work? And probably 10x harder too since a rich monarch probably wouldn't be satisfied with a 3 bedroom apartment and ramen noodles.

She would expect domestic staff, too.

You gets what you pays for, kid.


Maybe we can write an alt-history where she escapes...finds you somewhere and saves you as her boy-toy....


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« Reply #20760 on: May 09, 2014, 03:16:23 PM »

For some reason I've fallen in love with Maria Romanov. The more I study their lives leading up to that day, the more I wish I could have showed up, married Maria, then escaped back to America with a huge rifle in one hand and Maria in the other, sweat pouring from my pulsing, American chest Smiley then I'd never have to work again but could live off her family fortune.

ps.  stop reading romance novels...
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« Reply #20761 on: May 09, 2014, 03:48:24 PM »

For some reason I've fallen in love with Maria Romanov. The more I study their lives leading up to that day, the more I wish I could have showed up, married Maria, then escaped back to America with a huge rifle in one hand and Maria in the other, sweat pouring from my pulsing, American chest Smiley then I'd never have to work again but could live off her family fortune.

I think Maria would choose to stay in the Ipatiev House cellar.
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« Reply #20762 on: May 09, 2014, 06:39:40 PM »

Pffh, who needs you.

You know, you people don't give me enough credit. I for one think I'd be a great husband to Maria. Sure, I may not be able to give her diamonds and luxury, but I'd give her all the love that my little American Orthodox heart could muster. I'd introduce her to my dysfunctional family, wrap my arms around her and not let any Bolsheviks murder my little heiress, and I'd help her adapt to proleteriate life.

I'd take care of our little children like I do my sister, and I'd be a darn good husband/father--a lot better than some other rich heir monarch butthat who's never even changed a diaper or worked a day of manual labour. I'd make the departed royal family happy and proud Smiley
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« Reply #20763 on: May 09, 2014, 06:50:06 PM »

Hey JamesR, you can date a real princess only if you don't mind that she's 5'-10".
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« Reply #20765 on: May 09, 2014, 07:12:19 PM »

Pffh, who needs you.

You know, you people don't give me enough credit. I for one think I'd be a great husband to Maria. Sure, I may not be able to give her diamonds and luxury, but I'd give her all the love that my little American Orthodox heart could muster. I'd introduce her to my dysfunctional family, wrap my arms around her and not let any Bolsheviks murder my little heiress, and I'd help her adapt to proleteriate life.

I'd take care of our little children like I do my sister, and I'd be a darn good husband/father--a lot better than some other rich heir monarch butthat who's never even changed a diaper or worked a day of manual labour. I'd make the departed royal family happy and proud Smiley

Suddenly you are Husband material?


I've gradually come to accept that I will probably never get married--due to several factors, such as my shyness and anxiety around women, my extreme introversion and disdain for family life, and the lack of Orthodox spouses in America. My family similarly wants me to get married very badly and often gets angry when I mention that I don't ever want to get married.

Being a single father to one child doesn't sound that bad to me, and I may end up considering adoption someday. But I can't do the family life with a wife and several kids.

I cannot see anything positive that I would get from being married or having a family. On the other hand, I can see several negatives and pitfalls. One being that I would be stuck with one woman forever that I may grow to hate and resent after years of never having time alone and possibly having to deal with some of the same issues with her that I went through with my father. Then I'd also have to spend another large portion of my life raising children (which I already semi-did growing up in regards to my siblings) and deal with a lifetime of grandchildren, BBQs, holiday get-togethers and other family group things that I really don't like.
No screaming children or angry wife to tend to. No sleepless nights and no constant anxiety. Money would be less of a problem, I could travel halfway across the country over the weekend on a whim just to get a burrito, etc.


and I could go back even further ...


maybe...you should actually start listening to people who keep telling you to stop randomly talking about this stuff out of your rear......
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« Reply #20766 on: May 09, 2014, 07:31:00 PM »

I've always been husband and father material; I've just chosen not to. I have more experience with kids than most people here. I'd make an exception for Princess Maria.
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« Reply #20767 on: May 09, 2014, 07:52:44 PM »

Pffh, who needs you.

You know, you people don't give me enough credit. I for one think I'd be a great husband to Maria. Sure, I may not be able to give her diamonds and luxury, but I'd give her all the love that my little American Orthodox heart could muster. I'd introduce her to my dysfunctional family, wrap my arms around her and not let any Bolsheviks murder my little heiress, and I'd help her adapt to proleteriate life.

I'd take care of our little children like I do my sister, and I'd be a darn good husband/father--a lot better than some other rich heir monarch butthat who's never even changed a diaper or worked a day of manual labour. I'd make the departed royal family happy and proud Smiley

While we are dreaming . . . I beat you back in time, and when you get there you find out that a real Russian woman prefers a German Panzerfaust to a Mexican Jalapeño.  While we are dreaming, of course . . .
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« Reply #20768 on: May 09, 2014, 08:28:16 PM »

Pffh, who needs you.

You know, you people don't give me enough credit. I for one think I'd be a great husband to Maria. Sure, I may not be able to give her diamonds and luxury, but I'd give her all the love that my little American Orthodox heart could muster. I'd introduce her to my dysfunctional family, wrap my arms around her and not let any Bolsheviks murder my little heiress, and I'd help her adapt to proleteriate life.

I'd take care of our little children like I do my sister, and I'd be a darn good husband/father--a lot better than some other rich heir monarch butthat who's never even changed a diaper or worked a day of manual labour. I'd make the departed royal family happy and proud Smiley

She's dead and unavailable anyway. Next.
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« Reply #20769 on: May 09, 2014, 10:34:03 PM »

Pffh, who needs you.

You know, you people don't give me enough credit. I for one think I'd be a great husband to Maria. Sure, I may not be able to give her diamonds and luxury, but I'd give her all the love that my little American Orthodox heart could muster. I'd introduce her to my dysfunctional family, wrap my arms around her and not let any Bolsheviks murder my little heiress, and I'd help her adapt to proleteriate life.

I'd take care of our little children like I do my sister, and I'd be a darn good husband/father--a lot better than some other rich heir monarch butthat who's never even changed a diaper or worked a day of manual labour. I'd make the departed royal family happy and proud Smiley

While we are dreaming . . . I beat you back in time, and when you get there you find out that a real Russian woman prefers a German Panzerfaust to a Mexican Jalapeño.  While we are dreaming, of course . . .
So crude, but I laughed out loud on this one.  laugh
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« Reply #20770 on: May 09, 2014, 10:39:15 PM »

Pffh, who needs you.

You know, you people don't give me enough credit. I for one think I'd be a great husband to Maria. Sure, I may not be able to give her diamonds and luxury, but I'd give her all the love that my little American Orthodox heart could muster. I'd introduce her to my dysfunctional family, wrap my arms around her and not let any Bolsheviks murder my little heiress, and I'd help her adapt to proleteriate life.

I'd take care of our little children like I do my sister, and I'd be a darn good husband/father--a lot better than some other rich heir monarch butthat who's never even changed a diaper or worked a day of manual labour. I'd make the departed royal family happy and proud Smiley

While we are dreaming . . . I beat you back in time, and when you get there you find out that a real Russian woman prefers a German Panzerfaust to a Mexican Jalapeño.  While we are dreaming, of course . . .
So crude, but I laughed out loud on this one.  laugh

Yeah it's pretty crude to fantasize about a murdered teenager (this isn't directed at you, Punch)
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« Reply #20771 on: May 10, 2014, 12:09:33 AM »

Pffh, who needs you.

You know, you people don't give me enough credit. I for one think I'd be a great husband to Maria. Sure, I may not be able to give her diamonds and luxury, but I'd give her all the love that my little American Orthodox heart could muster. I'd introduce her to my dysfunctional family, wrap my arms around her and not let any Bolsheviks murder my little heiress, and I'd help her adapt to proleteriate life.

I'd take care of our little children like I do my sister, and I'd be a darn good husband/father--a lot better than some other rich heir monarch butthat who's never even changed a diaper or worked a day of manual labour. I'd make the departed royal family happy and proud Smiley

While we are dreaming . . . I beat you back in time, and when you get there you find out that a real Russian woman prefers a German Panzerfaust to a Mexican Jalapeño.  While we are dreaming, of course . . .
So crude, but I laughed out loud on this one.  laugh

Yeah it's pretty crude to fantasize about a murdered teenager (this isn't directed at you, Punch)

Well, to be completely honest, as I was writing that I was pretty much thinking that the panzerfaust was a bigger dream than his time machine.
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« Reply #20772 on: May 10, 2014, 08:34:01 AM »

Pffh, who needs you.

You know, you people don't give me enough credit. I for one think I'd be a great husband to Maria. Sure, I may not be able to give her diamonds and luxury, but I'd give her all the love that my little American Orthodox heart could muster. I'd introduce her to my dysfunctional family, wrap my arms around her and not let any Bolsheviks murder my little heiress, and I'd help her adapt to proleteriate life.

I'd take care of our little children like I do my sister, and I'd be a darn good husband/father--a lot better than some other rich heir monarch butthat who's never even changed a diaper or worked a day of manual labour. I'd make the departed royal family happy and proud Smiley

While we are dreaming . . . I beat you back in time, and when you get there you find out that a real Russian woman prefers a German Panzerfaust to a Mexican Jalapeño.  While we are dreaming, of course . . .
So crude, but I laughed out loud on this one.  laugh

Yeah it's pretty crude to fantasize about a murdered teenager (this isn't directed at you, Punch)

Well, to be completely honest, as I was writing that I was pretty much thinking that the panzerfaust was a bigger dream than his time machine.

HAhahahahahahah!  That just started my workday just right.  The things that go on in here when I'm no on this board.
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« Reply #20773 on: May 10, 2014, 10:20:03 PM »

I know Mor Ephrem has been craving some Saturday night breast talk, and frankly so have I, so let's get to it!

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« Reply #20774 on: May 10, 2014, 10:24:05 PM »

Hmmm. Ukrainian breasts. Or some fabricated facimile.
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« Reply #20775 on: May 10, 2014, 11:01:48 PM »

I know Mor Ephrem has been craving some Saturday night breast talk, and frankly so have I, so let's get to it!



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« Reply #20776 on: May 11, 2014, 12:51:24 AM »

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« Reply #20777 on: May 11, 2014, 12:59:31 AM »

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« Reply #20778 on: May 11, 2014, 01:34:06 AM »

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« Reply #20779 on: May 11, 2014, 10:22:39 AM »

Alpo, are you watching the EuroVision?

I watched part of the Semifinals today but unfortunately it's too late around here so I became sleepy. I'm going to watch Finals at some bar. Hopefully we cand find a suitable bar. Eurovision isn't that popular here.

Too bad that Finnish songs usually suck. The Belgian song seemed nice this year.

Both Finland and the Netherlands made it to the finals. Interesting.

A bearded woman won the EuroVision Song Contest.
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« Reply #20780 on: May 11, 2014, 10:25:33 AM »

A bearded woman won the EuroVision Song Contest.

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« Reply #20781 on: May 11, 2014, 10:28:52 AM »

Considering some of the truly bizarre things I have seen on Eurovision......it was a good song.


besides...it wasn't even the first time...

"Samo ljubezen" ("Only love") was the Slovenian entry in the Eurovision Song Contest 2002. The lyrics were written by Barbara Pešut and the music by Robert Pešut. It was performed by Sestre, a trio of transvestite men dressed as airflight attendants, and marked the first time an entire ensemble had performed at Eurovision in drag, sparking anti-gay protests in Slovenia as well as debate in the Slovenian Parliament and the European Parliament about the song and the public reaction. It came equal thirteenth on 33 points with Bosnia and Herzegovina and Belgium.

only difference is that this time it was a good song...and won. Wink
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« Reply #20782 on: May 11, 2014, 11:00:56 AM »

I'm happy that the bearded lady won because it annoys some Russian politicians. I'm not happy that the bearded lady won because it was not the best song in the contest. IMO Switzerland, Poland, Iceland, Denmark and Azeibaijan were far better.

I voted for the Ukraine because trololo.
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« Reply #20783 on: May 11, 2014, 11:59:14 AM »

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« Reply #20784 on: May 11, 2014, 03:21:58 PM »

I'm happy that the bearded lady won because it annoys some Russian politicians. I'm not happy that the bearded lady won because it was not the best song in the contest. IMO Switzerland, Poland, Iceland, Denmark and Azeibaijan were far better.

I voted for the Ukraine because trololo.
I agree the fiery righteous rhetoric coming from Russia is worth it . Iirc they called Eurovision a hotbed of sodomy and liberalism. Lolol
I propose next year tsar Putin send patriarch Kiril as a contestant perhaps performing the troparion " O most darkened soul..." Or some other in that vein.
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« Reply #20785 on: May 11, 2014, 03:28:20 PM »

I'm happy that the bearded lady won because it annoys some Russian politicians. I'm not happy that the bearded lady won because it was not the best song in the contest. IMO Switzerland, Poland, Iceland, Denmark and Azeibaijan were far better.

I voted for the Ukraine because trololo.
I agree the fiery righteous rhetoric coming from Russia is worth it . Iirc they called Eurovision a hotbed of sodomy and liberalism. Lolol
I propose next year tsar Putin send patriarch Kiril as a contestant perhaps performing the troparion " O most darkened soul..." Or some other in that vein.

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« Reply #20786 on: May 11, 2014, 03:38:22 PM »

Austrians have changed.

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« Reply #20787 on: May 11, 2014, 03:38:36 PM »



We need more Hyperdox versions of this.

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« Reply #20788 on: May 11, 2014, 06:14:36 PM »

some days...just remind you of every single mistake you have made...and everything you squandered...


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« Reply #20789 on: May 11, 2014, 07:20:26 PM »

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Short memories. Have they forgotten TaTu?
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