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« Reply #20655 on: May 05, 2014, 01:36:00 AM »
This place is dead tonight. Everyone praying their 3 hour long nightly prayer rule or something? Lord be with you, pious hearts!

I haven't started yet...   :'(

I got mine in, just barely, on the 'correct day.' Apparently that is important to me. I have to pray evening prayers, for example, on the evening intended, and not for instance starting at 12:10am, because then it'd be on the wrong day or at the wrong time. Such silly nitpicks bother me, yet entirely ignoring a prayer I had intended to pray, but which isn't part of the daily practice, well I'm fine with that. Somehow I imagine God would prefer things the other way around.  :-\ :police:

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« Reply #20656 on: May 05, 2014, 01:39:08 AM »
but the 'day' starts with Vespers, doesn't it?
Liiturgically, that is
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« Reply #20657 on: May 05, 2014, 01:44:09 AM »
Perhaps this is how many go about things, and perhaps it is proper. I usually just go from midnight to midnight these days though. But then I am on the wrong calendar, so is it really any worse to be on the wrong clock?  :P. All truly holy Christians live according to Athos time anyway!
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« Reply #20658 on: May 05, 2014, 01:44:24 AM »
anyway, isn't your clock running just the slightest amount fast???
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« Reply #20659 on: May 05, 2014, 01:46:46 AM »
uh, no.
The longitude of Jerusalem is the 'prime Meridian' for the Church.
at least in calculating Pascha...
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« Reply #20660 on: May 05, 2014, 01:52:27 AM »
I refuse to bow to Constantinian reforms!

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« Reply #20661 on: May 05, 2014, 01:56:53 AM »
snff!
a true Mrcn' revolutionary idea!
and in any case Jerusalem and Bl. Constantine of Eternal Memory predated  the Greek plague of Athonitis.
(not, apparently cured by dozens of doses of ouzo!)
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« Reply #20662 on: May 05, 2014, 02:29:39 AM »
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« Reply #20663 on: May 05, 2014, 02:32:53 AM »
try a laxative.....
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« Reply #20664 on: May 05, 2014, 02:35:06 AM »
or consult with Frodo on the problems of Ents.  (perhaps some Calcium phosphate - a slooow solution)
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« Reply #20665 on: May 05, 2014, 02:36:50 AM »
It would take 3 hours to say his name in Entish :angel:

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« Reply #20666 on: May 05, 2014, 02:38:59 AM »
well, as my Deacon/reader tutor would say; Take a deeeep breath, from your abdomen.
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« Reply #20667 on: May 05, 2014, 02:41:07 AM »
en arche en ho Logos....  through to 'all the books in the world'.  oops, better call 911.
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« Reply #20668 on: May 05, 2014, 11:24:04 AM »
A drop of 'faith in humanity' fell into my bucket this morning.
Upon leaving my apartment I found a note taped to my door.


Hello,

My name is Steve, I moved in upstairs recently. I apologize if noise was being made last night. If I am ever being too loud, please don't hesitate to let me know via text. I would like to be a good, quiet neighbor but not sure how loud things are.
Steve.


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« Reply #20669 on: May 05, 2014, 12:04:33 PM »
What on earth was Steve doing? 
Mor has an open appeal. This we knew already.

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« Reply #20670 on: May 05, 2014, 12:06:07 PM »
I do not know... I also perhaps do not want to know.

it wasn't -that- noisy...ie noisier than normal...which is pretty noisy just with normal walking around etc.....
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« Reply #20671 on: May 05, 2014, 12:53:11 PM »
so; just tape a note to his door thanking him for his concern.
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« Reply #20672 on: May 05, 2014, 12:56:51 PM »
took me a while  to figure out 'poke!!' but suddenly the light dawned, - but not in the East.
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« Reply #20673 on: May 05, 2014, 03:24:28 PM »
Today my friends I'm in a very hard situation. Please pray for me.
God forgive me, please help me.
Rejoice in the joy of our god.

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« Reply #20674 on: May 05, 2014, 04:03:33 PM »
Lord have mercy!

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« Reply #20675 on: May 05, 2014, 04:30:04 PM »
Lord, have mercy!
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« Reply #20676 on: May 05, 2014, 06:54:45 PM »
Lord have mercy.

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« Reply #20677 on: May 05, 2014, 06:56:11 PM »
Lord have mercy.

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« Reply #20678 on: May 05, 2014, 07:58:42 PM »
The stiff rigid postmark.

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« Reply #20679 on: May 05, 2014, 08:00:55 PM »
Huh?
Sorry...
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« Reply #20680 on: May 05, 2014, 08:46:33 PM »
Well, that's the end of my schooling for the summer. What to do...
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« Reply #20681 on: May 05, 2014, 10:19:33 PM »
The stiff rigid postmark.

Message received.


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« Reply #20682 on: May 05, 2014, 10:39:05 PM »
I wonder if I can arrive at my 12th anniversary since joining oc.net, 400 days time spent surfing the site, 1500 threads created, and 28000 posts, all at the same time. Hmm...

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« Reply #20683 on: May 05, 2014, 11:11:20 PM »
so; just tape a note to his door thanking him for his concern.

Or a note asking him to let you join him.
I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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« Reply #20684 on: May 05, 2014, 11:20:05 PM »
The stiff rigid postmark.

Message received.



I like this one better:

I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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« Reply #20685 on: May 06, 2014, 02:53:36 AM »
Ahh... both set in stone. (and both anathema,?)(or is it 'anathemata')
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« Reply #20686 on: May 06, 2014, 12:29:02 PM »
A motorist was driving along the freeway late at night. There were no other cars about, so he put his foot down and was doing 'km/h when he was pulled over by a traffic cop.

The cop got off his bike, strolled across and said: "Look sir, this is the end of my shift for the day and I just want to get home for supper. I don't want to do all the paperwork involved in arresting you, so if you can give me just one good excuse for speeding I'll forget about it."

"Certainly, officer," said the motorist. "You see, last week my wife ran off with a traffic cop and when I saw your blue light in my rear-view mirror I thought for one dreadful moment you were trying to catch me to give her back."

The cop put away his note-book and said: "Have a safe drive home."
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« Reply #20687 on: May 06, 2014, 12:34:21 PM »
A motorist was driving along the freeway late at night. There were no other cars about, so he put his foot down and was doing 'km/h when he was pulled over by a traffic cop.

The cop got off his bike, strolled across and said: "Look sir, this is the end of my shift for the day and I just want to get home for supper. I don't want to do all the paperwork involved in arresting you, so if you can give me just one good excuse for speeding I'll forget about it."

"Certainly, officer," said the motorist. "You see, last week my wife ran off with a traffic cop and when I saw your blue light in my rear-view mirror I thought for one dreadful moment you were trying to catch me to give her back."

The cop put away his note-book and said: "Have a safe drive home."

Is this a Canadian joke? Do Canadians call highways freeways? I'm stuck on the "km/h".

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« Reply #20688 on: May 06, 2014, 12:35:36 PM »
A motorist was driving along the freeway late at night. There were no other cars about, so he put his foot down and was doing 'km/h when he was pulled over by a traffic cop.

The cop got off his bike, strolled across and said: "Look sir, this is the end of my shift for the day and I just want to get home for supper. I don't want to do all the paperwork involved in arresting you, so if you can give me just one good excuse for speeding I'll forget about it."

"Certainly, officer," said the motorist. "You see, last week my wife ran off with a traffic cop and when I saw your blue light in my rear-view mirror I thought for one dreadful moment you were trying to catch me to give her back."

The cop put away his note-book and said: "Have a safe drive home."



Is this a Canadian joke? Do Canadians call highways freeways? I'm stuck on the "km/h".

Girl cant tell a multi-national joke...

Its actually South African...
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« Reply #20689 on: May 06, 2014, 12:47:35 PM »
A motorist was driving along the freeway late at night. There were no other cars about, so he put his foot down and was doing 'km/h when he was pulled over by a traffic cop.

The cop got off his bike, strolled across and said: "Look sir, this is the end of my shift for the day and I just want to get home for supper. I don't want to do all the paperwork involved in arresting you, so if you can give me just one good excuse for speeding I'll forget about it."

"Certainly, officer," said the motorist. "You see, last week my wife ran off with a traffic cop and when I saw your blue light in my rear-view mirror I thought for one dreadful moment you were trying to catch me to give her back."

The cop put away his note-book and said: "Have a safe drive home."



Is this a Canadian joke? Do Canadians call highways freeways? I'm stuck on the "km/h".

Girl cant tell a multi-national joke...

Its actually South African...

Ah OK. It's just "freeway" said "California" to me, but then you had the metric units and it caused a short circuit in my OCD brain.

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« Reply #20690 on: May 06, 2014, 12:49:07 PM »
A motorist was driving along the freeway late at night. There were no other cars about, so he put his foot down and was doing 'km/h when he was pulled over by a traffic cop.

The cop got off his bike, strolled across and said: "Look sir, this is the end of my shift for the day and I just want to get home for supper. I don't want to do all the paperwork involved in arresting you, so if you can give me just one good excuse for speeding I'll forget about it."

"Certainly, officer," said the motorist. "You see, last week my wife ran off with a traffic cop and when I saw your blue light in my rear-view mirror I thought for one dreadful moment you were trying to catch me to give her back."

The cop put away his note-book and said: "Have a safe drive home."



Is this a Canadian joke? Do Canadians call highways freeways? I'm stuck on the "km/h".

Girl cant tell a multi-national joke...

Its actually South African...

Ah OK. It's just "freeway" said "California" to me, but then you had the metric units and it caused a short circuit in my OCD brain.

I -assume- they transferred the speed units for the publication i spotted it in.....

however...be warned...I mix dialectal 'differentiators' all the time....I live dangerously like that.  ;D
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« Reply #20691 on: May 06, 2014, 12:59:38 PM »
tonnes and tonnes of them.....

and BTW. DD lives a little too far south of 49* North to be canajun...
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« Reply #20692 on: May 06, 2014, 01:02:57 PM »
tonnes and tonnes of them.....

and BTW. DD lives a little too far south of 49* North to be canajun...

yes...but...I have lived in several metrics using lands...

I am kilo enabled...as well as stone enabled...

I spell things however my brain wants to spell that word at that particular moment.....color, colour, aluminum, aluminium....

(I lived in the UK for 3 years....)
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« Reply #20693 on: May 06, 2014, 01:05:55 PM »
A motorist was driving along the freeway late at night. There were no other cars about, so he put his foot down and was doing 'km/h when he was pulled over by a traffic cop.

The cop got off his bike, strolled across and said: "Look sir, this is the end of my shift for the day and I just want to get home for supper. I don't want to do all the paperwork involved in arresting you, so if you can give me just one good excuse for speeding I'll forget about it."

"Certainly, officer," said the motorist. "You see, last week my wife ran off with a traffic cop and when I saw your blue light in my rear-view mirror I thought for one dreadful moment you were trying to catch me to give her back."

The cop put away his note-book and said: "Have a safe drive home."



Is this a Canadian joke? Do Canadians call highways freeways? I'm stuck on the "km/h".

Girl cant tell a multi-national joke...

Its actually South African...

South Africa has cops?
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« Reply #20694 on: May 06, 2014, 01:06:18 PM »
'stone enabled' -- now there's a weighty topic...
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« Reply #20695 on: May 06, 2014, 01:06:43 PM »
A motorist was driving along the freeway late at night. There were no other cars about, so he put his foot down and was doing 'km/h when he was pulled over by a traffic cop.

The cop got off his bike, strolled across and said: "Look sir, this is the end of my shift for the day and I just want to get home for supper. I don't want to do all the paperwork involved in arresting you, so if you can give me just one good excuse for speeding I'll forget about it."

"Certainly, officer," said the motorist. "You see, last week my wife ran off with a traffic cop and when I saw your blue light in my rear-view mirror I thought for one dreadful moment you were trying to catch me to give her back."

The cop put away his note-book and said: "Have a safe drive home."



Is this a Canadian joke? Do Canadians call highways freeways? I'm stuck on the "km/h".

Girl cant tell a multi-national joke...

Its actually South African...

South Africa has cops?
Someone has to abuse the black people.
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« Reply #20696 on: May 06, 2014, 01:07:26 PM »
A motorist was driving along the freeway late at night. There were no other cars about, so he put his foot down and was doing 'km/h when he was pulled over by a traffic cop.

The cop got off his bike, strolled across and said: "Look sir, this is the end of my shift for the day and I just want to get home for supper. I don't want to do all the paperwork involved in arresting you, so if you can give me just one good excuse for speeding I'll forget about it."

"Certainly, officer," said the motorist. "You see, last week my wife ran off with a traffic cop and when I saw your blue light in my rear-view mirror I thought for one dreadful moment you were trying to catch me to give her back."

The cop put away his note-book and said: "Have a safe drive home."



Is this a Canadian joke? Do Canadians call highways freeways? I'm stuck on the "km/h".

Girl cant tell a multi-national joke...

Its actually South African...

South Africa has cops?
Someone has to abuse the black people.

You can just take that to the Heimbach thread.
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« Reply #20697 on: May 06, 2014, 01:07:52 PM »
One would assume SA has cops -- it's too far south for  Copts, anyway...
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« Reply #20698 on: May 06, 2014, 01:08:39 PM »
A motorist was driving along the freeway late at night. There were no other cars about, so he put his foot down and was doing 'km/h when he was pulled over by a traffic cop.

The cop got off his bike, strolled across and said: "Look sir, this is the end of my shift for the day and I just want to get home for supper. I don't want to do all the paperwork involved in arresting you, so if you can give me just one good excuse for speeding I'll forget about it."

"Certainly, officer," said the motorist. "You see, last week my wife ran off with a traffic cop and when I saw your blue light in my rear-view mirror I thought for one dreadful moment you were trying to catch me to give her back."

The cop put away his note-book and said: "Have a safe drive home."



Is this a Canadian joke? Do Canadians call highways freeways? I'm stuck on the "km/h".

Girl cant tell a multi-national joke...

Its actually South African...

South Africa has cops?
Someone has to abuse the black people.

But oftentimes the cops in South Africa are black.
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« Reply #20699 on: May 06, 2014, 01:09:08 PM »
A motorist was driving along the freeway late at night. There were no other cars about, so he put his foot down and was doing 'km/h when he was pulled over by a traffic cop.

The cop got off his bike, strolled across and said: "Look sir, this is the end of my shift for the day and I just want to get home for supper. I don't want to do all the paperwork involved in arresting you, so if you can give me just one good excuse for speeding I'll forget about it."

"Certainly, officer," said the motorist. "You see, last week my wife ran off with a traffic cop and when I saw your blue light in my rear-view mirror I thought for one dreadful moment you were trying to catch me to give her back."

The cop put away his note-book and said: "Have a safe drive home."



Is this a Canadian joke? Do Canadians call highways freeways? I'm stuck on the "km/h".

Girl cant tell a multi-national joke...

Its actually South African...

South Africa has cops?
Someone has to abuse the black people.

You can just take that to the Heimbach thread.
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