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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19575 on: January 15, 2014, 12:25:11 PM »
Cute!  :D
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19576 on: January 15, 2014, 12:25:17 PM »
Sure, he can just pretend like he knows everything about everything as do certain others around here... Oh wait, I actually prefer J Micheal's self-deprecating sense of humor to the megalomania of other posters.
Dude all he has to do is copy the text, go to google, paste then click search.

Voila.

There's a difference between pontificating about stuff you don't know and cobbling together wiki articles to assert your "knowledge" like Marc1152 does, then knowing what a word or phrase means.

His posting and Trisagions really do drag this board down to a screeching halt. We'd be better without the insistant banter.

If he could be relegated to the Orthodox Family forum to talk with others of his intellect, namely freshmen (he ain't that much of a philandering philaster yet) the noise would go down significantly.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19577 on: January 15, 2014, 12:35:57 PM »
Sure, he can just pretend like he knows everything about everything as do certain others around here... Oh wait, I actually prefer J Micheal's self-deprecating sense of humor to the megalomania of other posters.
Dude all he has to do is copy the text, go to google, paste then click search.

Voila.

There's a difference between pontificating about stuff you don't know and cobbling together wiki articles to assert your "knowledge" like Marc1152 does, then knowing what a word or phrase means.

His posting and Trisagions really do drag this board down to a screeching halt. We'd be better without the insistant banter.

If he could be relegated to the Orthodox Family forum to talk with others of his intellect, namely freshmen (he ain't that much of a philandering philaster yet) the noise would go down significantly.

Coming from you, this is all a huge compliment.  Thank you for your kindness.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19578 on: January 15, 2014, 01:08:47 PM »
Wait... Shulamite? Isn't it Shunamite?

It's supposed to be the feminine version of Solomon: Shlomo & Shlomit (Shulamit).

Abishag the Shunamite who kept King David warm when he was old (1 Kings 1-2) was a native of Shunem. So was the widow whose son was resurrected by Elisha (2 Kings 4).

I was thinking of the widow. Interesting!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19579 on: January 15, 2014, 01:55:58 PM »
Every couple of years I play Nation States for a few weeks, but my countries always devolve into dictatorships with laws  for mandatory nudity and compulsory drug use.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19580 on: January 15, 2014, 02:07:22 PM »
My sermon is like a train coming at you and I am the conductor.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19581 on: January 15, 2014, 02:15:00 PM »
My sermon is like a train coming at you and I am the conductor.



 8)
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19582 on: January 15, 2014, 02:19:30 PM »
My sermon is like a train coming at you and I am the conductor.



 8)

Did you just derail me? :)

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19583 on: January 15, 2014, 02:20:38 PM »
My sermon is like a train coming at you and I am the conductor.



 8)

Did you just derail me? :)

Nah...just snapped a pic of the event as it occurred. :D
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19584 on: January 15, 2014, 02:27:39 PM »
Every couple of years I play Nation States for a few weeks, but my countries always devolve into dictatorships with laws  for mandatory nudity and compulsory drug use.

Interesting.
January 23, 2016, 03:47:17 PM   Ad Hominem - "mere foil"   +45

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19585 on: January 15, 2014, 02:36:46 PM »
Hey, megalomaniac, you're no Jesus...
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« Reply #19586 on: January 15, 2014, 02:47:37 PM »
Hey, megalomaniac, you're no Jesus...

Are you talking to me? I wish you were because of the fun. No, of course I am not Jesus. Why would I want to be Jesus? Much less if I was as megalomaniac.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19587 on: January 15, 2014, 02:49:36 PM »
Every couple of years I play Nation States for a few weeks, but my countries always devolve into dictatorships with laws  for mandatory nudity and compulsory drug use.

I tried that a few years ago, but I got bored when I had to approve the same laws again and again.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19588 on: January 15, 2014, 02:49:55 PM »
Hey, megalomaniac, you're no Jesus...

Are you talking to me? I wish you were because of the fun. No, of course I am not Jesus. Why would I want to be Jesus? Much less if I was as megalomaniac.

You can certainly have fun all you want.  No, it's a lyric for a song.  Randomly posted, of course.  If you wish to apply it to yourself, knock yourself out.
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« Reply #19589 on: January 15, 2014, 02:52:56 PM »
Hey, megalomaniac, you're no Jesus...

Are you talking to me? I wish you were because of the fun. No, of course I am not Jesus. Why would I want to be Jesus? Much less if I was as megalomaniac.

You can certainly have fun all you want.  No, it's a lyric for a song.  Randomly posted, of course.  If you wish to apply it to yourself, knock yourself out.

Thanks! I just didn't get that it was random and it came after my own random post.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19590 on: January 15, 2014, 02:55:03 PM »
Hey, megalomaniac, you're no Jesus...

Are you talking to me? I wish you were because of the fun. No, of course I am not Jesus. Why would I want to be Jesus? Much less if I was as megalomaniac.

You can certainly have fun all you want.  No, it's a lyric for a song.  Randomly posted, of course.  If you wish to apply it to yourself, knock yourself out.

Thanks! I just didn't get that it was random and it came after my own random post.

ALL posts in this random thread are, by definition and location, random, whether they follow another random post or not.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19591 on: January 15, 2014, 03:00:03 PM »
Hey, megalomaniac, you're no Jesus...

Are you talking to me? I wish you were because of the fun. No, of course I am not Jesus. Why would I want to be Jesus? Much less if I was as megalomaniac.

You can certainly have fun all you want.  No, it's a lyric for a song.  Randomly posted, of course.  If you wish to apply it to yourself, knock yourself out.

Thanks! I just didn't get that it was random and it came after my own random post.

ALL posts in this random thread are, by definition and location, random, whether they follow another random post or not.

Perhaps I was mistaken.  This thread is called "Random Postings", right?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19592 on: January 15, 2014, 03:07:41 PM »
Hey, megalomaniac, you're no Jesus...

Are you talking to me? I wish you were because of the fun. No, of course I am not Jesus. Why would I want to be Jesus? Much less if I was as megalomaniac.

You can certainly have fun all you want.  No, it's a lyric for a song.  Randomly posted, of course.  If you wish to apply it to yourself, knock yourself out.

Thanks! I just didn't get that it was random and it came after my own random post.

ALL posts in this random thread are, by definition and location, random, whether they follow another random post or not.

Perhaps I was mistaken.  This thread is called "Random Postings", right?

"Posts"/"postings", "tomay-toe"/"tomah-toe".

Post yer random toe jam here.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19593 on: January 15, 2014, 03:42:27 PM »
"Posts"/"postings", "tomay-toe"/"tomah-toe".

Post yer random toe jam here.
I'll settle for pita and toe jam if there's no NW Mongolian earwax.  I know it's scarce, nowadays. :'(
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19594 on: January 16, 2014, 08:52:44 AM »
Since Lemmy never stops either:

I got no reason, to lie to you
What's in the cards, that's what I do
I was born a-running and laughing out loud
With my feet on the ground and my head in the clouds

You better run, baby you better run
I got a blade like lightning, silver bullets in my gun

I'm short and I'm tall, I'm black and I'm white
Sometimes I be wrong, sometimes I be right
I'm iron and steel, I'm bad to the bone
You come looking for trouble, honey don't you come alone

You better run, oh baby you better run
I got a blade like lightning, silver bullets in my gun

I seen 'em come, and I seen 'em go
I seen things and been people, that nobody knows
I'm talking in pictures and I'm painting them black
I seen Satan coming honey, in a big black Cadillac

You better run, baby you better run, oh yeah
I got a blade like lightning, silver bullets in my gun

Watch out


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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19595 on: January 16, 2014, 09:24:31 AM »
it's just an internet forum, folks; it's hard for me to get what the problems are with someone  asking the officials to discipline people they don't like. I don't like a few but I have other means of dealing with them. I'm quite determined to not make recourse to the powers that be.
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« Reply #19596 on: January 16, 2014, 09:40:15 AM »
Ok, last one:

Don't touch that dial!
Television screams, your face turning green,
Don't listen to the news,
Don't know what you hear, they never make it clear,
They like to keep your state confused,
Propaganda time, the official line,
You're hungry, you get fed,
Everlasting smile, you must convey their style,
But they're just a Talking Head

Television voice don't give you any choice,
You only hear the man,
Don't take them in, you don't know where they been,
'Cos it's a complex plan,
They keep you nice and quiet, even control your diet,
You're hungry you get fed,
Teach you to be meek, 'til all you are is weak,
'Til you're just a Talking Head

Television screams, this ought to be a dream,
Remember what I say,
Don't be hypnotised by sugar coated lies,
Don't switch it on today,
It's the way things are, from that pickle jar,
You're hungry you get fed,
But if you play the game, you become the same,
Another Talking Head

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« Reply #19597 on: January 16, 2014, 09:41:34 AM »
it's just an internet forum, folks; it's hard for me to get what the problems are with someone  asking the officials to discipline people they don't like. I don't like a few but I have other means of dealing with them. I'm quite determined to not make recourse to the powers that be.

You have my admiration.

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« Reply #19598 on: January 16, 2014, 11:32:51 AM »
it's just an internet forum, folks; it's hard for me to get what the problems are with someone  asking the officials to discipline people they don't like. I don't like a few but I have other means of dealing with them. I'm quite determined to not make recourse to the powers that be.

No kidding. The worst are announcements threatening to leave.

All I know is that single shop from some posters is worth the entire posting history others.

I am thinking about starting to report nearly everything I see which falls outside the rules, since there is a bit of imbalance toward the more well adjusted who don't care about such stuff when they are set on by the rules lawyers. Could be fun.
January 23, 2016, 03:47:17 PM   Ad Hominem - "mere foil"   +45

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« Reply #19599 on: January 16, 2014, 11:33:55 AM »
Since Lemmy never stops either:

I got no reason, to lie to you
What's in the cards, that's what I do
I was born a-running and laughing out loud
With my feet on the ground and my head in the clouds

You better run, baby you better run
I got a blade like lightning, silver bullets in my gun

I'm short and I'm tall, I'm black and I'm white
Sometimes I be wrong, sometimes I be right
I'm iron and steel, I'm bad to the bone
You come looking for trouble, honey don't you come alone

You better run, oh baby you better run
I got a blade like lightning, silver bullets in my gun

I seen 'em come, and I seen 'em go
I seen things and been people, that nobody knows
I'm talking in pictures and I'm painting them black
I seen Satan coming honey, in a big black Cadillac

You better run, baby you better run, oh yeah
I got a blade like lightning, silver bullets in my gun

Watch out


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IoanC, I gotta ask, how did you come to like Motorhead?
January 23, 2016, 03:47:17 PM   Ad Hominem - "mere foil"   +45

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foil_(literature)

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« Reply #19600 on: January 16, 2014, 11:39:28 AM »
Since Lemmy never stops either:

I got no reason, to lie to you
What's in the cards, that's what I do
I was born a-running and laughing out loud
With my feet on the ground and my head in the clouds

You better run, baby you better run
I got a blade like lightning, silver bullets in my gun

I'm short and I'm tall, I'm black and I'm white
Sometimes I be wrong, sometimes I be right
I'm iron and steel, I'm bad to the bone
You come looking for trouble, honey don't you come alone

You better run, oh baby you better run
I got a blade like lightning, silver bullets in my gun

I seen 'em come, and I seen 'em go
I seen things and been people, that nobody knows
I'm talking in pictures and I'm painting them black
I seen Satan coming honey, in a big black Cadillac

You better run, baby you better run, oh yeah
I got a blade like lightning, silver bullets in my gun

Watch out


(Motorhead)

IoanC, I gotta ask, how did you come to like Motorhead?

I've known them since I was a little kid. However, it's only lately that I've come to appreciate their art very much. I like the depth and the intensity of the whole experience.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19601 on: January 16, 2014, 12:37:28 PM »
My sermon is like a train coming at you and I am the conductor.

I pulled this picture from the "What Does Everyone Look Like" thread.

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Here's a picture of me playing with my trains.







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« Reply #19602 on: January 16, 2014, 12:42:05 PM »
My sermon is like a train coming at you and I am the conductor.

I pulled this picture from the "What Does Everyone Look Like" thread.

Quote from: IoanC
Here's a picture of me playing with my trains.









Thank you for posting that.  It explains quite a lot, really.
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« Reply #19603 on: January 16, 2014, 09:47:14 PM »
And in other news, I have just realised once again that this site exists.
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« Reply #19604 on: January 16, 2014, 10:24:52 PM »
And in other news, I have just realised once again that this site exists.

We ceased to exist when you looked away... thank you for bringing us back!  8)

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« Reply #19605 on: January 16, 2014, 11:38:32 PM »
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« Reply #19606 on: January 17, 2014, 02:11:20 PM »
I knew someone was following me and taking pictures.

My sermon is like a train coming at you and I am the conductor.

I pulled this picture from the "What Does Everyone Look Like" thread.

Quote from: IoanC
Here's a picture of me playing with my trains.









Thank you for posting that.  It explains quite a lot, really.

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« Reply #19607 on: January 17, 2014, 06:11:13 PM »
Rest in Peace
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« Reply #19608 on: January 17, 2014, 06:19:22 PM »
Work fell apart when one of the Ethiopians I work with (whose English is pretty rough after being here a long time) grabbed me to explain "Ethiopian Christianity" to a few others who asked her about it.

LOL.

Sorry to all the OOs, when I am you representative to the world.

She is a very kind woman and we have developed some form of communicating which requires only nouns and infinitives.
January 23, 2016, 03:47:17 PM   Ad Hominem - "mere foil"   +45

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« Reply #19609 on: January 17, 2014, 06:59:33 PM »
Work fell apart when one of the Ethiopians I work with (whose English is pretty rough after being here a long time) grabbed me to explain "Ethiopian Christianity" to a few others who asked her about it.

LOL.

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« Reply #19610 on: January 17, 2014, 07:48:30 PM »
I have come to the conclusion that I am madly in love with my left hand.
I never realized this was an innuendo until it was too late. My friend told me the joke and I thought of it as completely benign and not at all raunchy in nature. When I finally realized what it meant it was too late to edit it. Please forgive my naivete and incompetence in writing this obscene post.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19611 on: January 17, 2014, 08:25:36 PM »
I have come to the conclusion that I am madly in love with my left hand.
I never realized this was an innuendo until it was too late. My friend told me the joke and I thought of it as completely benign and not at all raunchy in nature. When I finally realized what it meant it was too late to edit it. Please forgive my naivete and incompetence in writing this obscene post.

It didn't even dawn to me that it was an innuendo, but I think I get it now.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19612 on: January 19, 2014, 06:45:53 AM »
I have come to the conclusion that I am madly in love with my left hand.
I never realized this was an innuendo until it was too late. My friend told me the joke and I thought of it as completely benign and not at all raunchy in nature. When I finally realized what it meant it was too late to edit it. Please forgive my naivete and incompetence in writing this obscene post.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19613 on: January 19, 2014, 08:23:20 PM »
I have come to the conclusion that I am madly in love with my left hand.
I never realized this was an innuendo until it was too late. My friend told me the joke and I thought of it as completely benign and not at all raunchy in nature. When I finally realized what it meant it was too late to edit it. Please forgive my naivete and incompetence in writing this obscene post.

I'm more confused by your labeling of that as "obscene," to be honest.  :)

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19614 on: January 19, 2014, 08:25:45 PM »
Frustration. That feeling when your computer crashes and you reboot it, and it crashes again so you reboot it and do a system restore, and it crashes yet again... and (to make a long story short) the additional thing you have to do is simply shut the thing off completely.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19615 on: January 19, 2014, 08:29:46 PM »
Today I made a fruit smoothie and added some wine to it for good measure. It wasn't bad.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19616 on: January 19, 2014, 08:39:46 PM »
What kind of fruit? What do those taste like? tbh I've never had one, as much as I've heard them talked about.

Speaking of, I received one of these at Christmas time and it's still sitting in my freezer... maybe I'll have it tonight:


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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19617 on: January 19, 2014, 08:50:10 PM »
Arbor Mist!! Hahaha. I forgot all about that stuff. It's very fruity and sweet. I've never had their frozen cocktails before. The only wine I have in the house is Pinot Noir so that's what I used in my adult smoothie.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19618 on: January 19, 2014, 09:16:59 PM »
I have come to the conclusion that I am madly in love with my left hand.
I never realized this was an innuendo until it was too late. My friend told me the joke and I thought of it as completely benign and not at all raunchy in nature. When I finally realized what it meant it was too late to edit it. Please forgive my naivete and incompetence in writing this obscene post.

I'm more confused by your labeling of that as "obscene," to be honest.  :)
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #19619 on: January 20, 2014, 01:38:41 PM »
"Tie your mother down, tie your mother down, hit your brother with a brick, watch your father drown. Tie your mother down, tie your mother down, give me all your love tonight". The best version of the song I can come up with after hearing other renditions.