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« Reply #19530 on: January 11, 2014, 04:55:20 PM »

...just wanted to hear some other opinions...
In my opinion:
  • It really should be called Pineapple downside-up cake.
  • Indoor soccer is different, but in a good way.
  • Sixty is a very useful number.
  • Whoever decided on the spelling for sphygmomanometer really had no business being in the spelling business.
I vigorously disagree with all of those points except for the last.  We can find common ground on that one, I suppose.
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« Reply #19531 on: January 11, 2014, 05:13:25 PM »

...just wanted to hear some other opinions...
In my opinion:
  • It really should be called Pineapple downside-up cake.
  • Indoor soccer is different, but in a good way.
  • Sixty is a very useful number.
  • Whoever decided on the spelling for sphygmomanometer really had no business being in the spelling business.
I vigorously disagree with all of those points except for the last.  We can find common ground on that one, I suppose.

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« Reply #19532 on: January 11, 2014, 05:17:15 PM »

...just wanted to hear some other opinions...
In my opinion:
  • It really should be called Pineapple downside-up cake.
  • Indoor soccer is different, but in a good way.
  • Sixty is a very useful number.
  • Whoever decided on the spelling for sphygmomanometer really had no business being in the spelling business.
I vigorously disagree with all of those points except for the last.  We can find common ground on that one, I suppose.

Did my help work? Did you see the post about unsubscribing?
I did. I don't have emails coming in, I just see threads that I don't really care about when I click unread topics I've posted in.  There was nothing in there about changing that.  Thanks for the help though.  It really isn't a big deal, I just felt like posting something random in my usual over-exaggerated manner.
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« Reply #19533 on: January 11, 2014, 05:25:58 PM »

...just wanted to hear some other opinions...
In my opinion:
  • It really should be called Pineapple downside-up cake.
  • Indoor soccer is different, but in a good way.
  • Sixty is a very useful number.
  • Whoever decided on the spelling for sphygmomanometer really had no business being in the spelling business.
I vigorously disagree with all of those points except for the last.  We can find common ground on that one, I suppose.

Did my help work? Did you see the post about unsubscribing?
I did. I don't have emails coming in, I just see threads that I don't really care about when I click unread topics I've posted in.  There was nothing in there about changing that.  Thanks for the help though.  It really isn't a big deal, I just felt like posting something random in my usual over-exaggerated manner.

Oh. I thought you said something about subscriptions. OH! you mean subscribe ala Severian. Yeah, don't do that. No fixing that.

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« Reply #19534 on: January 11, 2014, 05:30:11 PM »

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

A recent university study found that 62% of people who use this quote are correct 44% of the time.

But only 3 out of 5 endocrinologists agree.

Yes, but you must take into account that 37% of endocrinologists got their degree from the University of Phoenix.
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« Reply #19535 on: January 11, 2014, 05:31:49 PM »

Asteriktos, is your avatar an image of the female reproductive system?
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« Reply #19536 on: January 11, 2014, 05:35:19 PM »

You know what they say...
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« Reply #19537 on: January 11, 2014, 05:39:02 PM »

Asteriktos, is your avatar an image of the female reproductive system?

My goodness goddess no, nothing so mundane as all that!

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« Reply #19538 on: January 11, 2014, 05:40:54 PM »

Asteriktos, is your avatar an image of the female reproductive system?

My goodness goddess no, nothing so mundane as all that!

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Why did you take out the cool swirly thingy and the boobs?  They add so much to the meaning of the symbol.
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« Reply #19539 on: January 11, 2014, 05:55:04 PM »

Why did you take out the cool swirly thingy and the boobs?  They add so much to the meaning of the symbol.

I originally got the symbol from another site, about neopaganism in general, and it didn't have the extra stuff. When I did see the other stuff though I figured that I shouldn't change my avatar, as it might cause a scandal and serious temptation for some people here. The devil will do anything he can to get guys to think about female bits.

As an aside, I think this should fulfill the "pagan" part of my long term goal of having used avatars representing all the major religions and philosophies in the world. Pagan, neo-pagan, goddess worship... they're all close enough to the same IMO.
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« Reply #19540 on: January 12, 2014, 02:48:16 PM »

11 days, 0 minutes.
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« Reply #19541 on: January 13, 2014, 04:07:12 AM »

11 days, 0 minutes.

What then?  Cool
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« Reply #19542 on: January 13, 2014, 04:09:37 AM »

I remember when I was like 11 or 12 and this girl in my school was my first (and so far as I know, only) secret admirer, and I accidentally happened upon her putting another note in my backpack, and she felt awkward/annoyed/embarrassed about being caught and after that wouldn't give me the time of day and treated me like crap and I was very confused by all of this, because if she liked me then why did she suddenly not like me? Wat? Wait, is this the relationship thread? Anyway...
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« Reply #19543 on: January 13, 2014, 08:19:38 AM »

augustin is so proletariat that he declines offers for bottled water and drinks straight from tap.
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« Reply #19544 on: January 13, 2014, 08:21:08 AM »

augustin is so proletariat that he declines offers for bottled water and drinks straight from tap.

Mmmmmm, government water!  Oh, I still have to pay for it!
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« Reply #19545 on: January 13, 2014, 08:29:02 AM »

augustin is so proletariat that he declines offers for bottled water and drinks straight from tap.

Mmmmmm, government water!  Oh, I still have to pay for it!
The watering pipe that serves a village in Zimbabwe is owned by Monsanto...

I'm looking for those untouched by capitalism watering pipes.
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« Reply #19546 on: January 13, 2014, 08:43:13 AM »

augustin is so proletariat that he declines offers for bottled water and drinks straight from tap.

Mmmmmm, government water!  Oh, I still have to pay for it!
The watering pipe that serves a village in Zimbabwe is owned by Monsanto...

I'm looking for those untouched by capitalism watering pipes.

Start digging.
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« Reply #19547 on: January 13, 2014, 09:22:58 AM »

I remember when I was like 11 or 12 and this girl in my school was my first (and so far as I know, only) secret admirer, and I accidentally happened upon her putting another note in my backpack, and she felt awkward/annoyed/embarrassed about being caught and after that wouldn't give me the time of day and treated me like crap and I was very confused by all of this, because if she liked me then why did she suddenly not like me? Wat? Wait, is this the relationship thread? Anyway...

"Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man." - Ulysses Everett McGill
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« Reply #19548 on: January 13, 2014, 02:46:38 PM »

"Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man." - Ulysses Everett McGill

Perhaps, perhaps. Though even if true it would still be better than we deserve.  Cool

Also, it is nice enough outside to keep my door open today. 59 degrees at the moment. That whole deathly-cold thing seems so long ago...
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« Reply #19549 on: January 13, 2014, 02:54:57 PM »

"Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man." - Ulysses Everett McGill

Perhaps, perhaps. Though even if true it would still be better than we deserve.  Cool

Also, it is nice enough outside to keep my door open today. 59 degrees at the moment. That whole deathly-cold thing seems so long ago...
It's prob. 10 degrees lower in chicago but it still feels like a heat-wave.
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« Reply #19550 on: January 13, 2014, 06:28:52 PM »

Wanted to share this cargo cult hymn with y'all:
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« Reply #19551 on: January 14, 2014, 10:22:23 AM »

Wanted to share this cargo cult hymn with y'all:


Thanks for making my eyes go all weird and giving me a headache  Roll Eyes.
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« Reply #19552 on: January 14, 2014, 10:24:55 AM »

Wanted to share this cargo cult hymn with y'all:


Thanks for making my eyes go all weird and giving me a headache  Roll Eyes.

Did the shanty make you sea sick?
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« Reply #19553 on: January 14, 2014, 10:31:19 AM »

Wanted to share this cargo cult hymn with y'all:


Thanks for making my eyes go all weird and giving me a headache  Roll Eyes.

Did the shanty make you sea sick?
In a manner of speaking.
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« Reply #19554 on: January 14, 2014, 10:38:05 AM »

Wanted to share this cargo cult hymn with y'all:


Thanks for making my eyes go all weird and giving me a headache  Roll Eyes.

Did the shanty make you sea sick?
In a manner of speaking.

Not in a manner of singing?
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« Reply #19555 on: January 14, 2014, 10:41:27 AM »

Wanted to share this cargo cult hymn with y'all:


Fascinating! Thanks.
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« Reply #19556 on: January 14, 2014, 10:54:12 AM »

Wanted to share this cargo cult hymn with y'all:


Thanks for making my eyes go all weird and giving me a headache  Roll Eyes.

Did the shanty make you sea sick?
In a manner of speaking.

Not in a manner of singing?

Unfortunately not.  I see no musical notation.  Maybe its the horrible blurriness of most of it.  Ugh!
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« Reply #19557 on: January 14, 2014, 03:57:08 PM »

So I was having trouble ordering a book this weekend on Amazon, which seemed quite strange to me as I've been using the site since 2001*, and using this card in particular for over a year, and never had a problem like this, and I knew I had the money for it. Yet Amazon was saying that my bank was declining payment. At first I figured maybe the problem was that they started getting stricter about your billing address exactly matching your shipping address, or some other minor thing of that type. As it turns out the problem was that they had flagged my account for possible fraud. That in itself I'm fine with... not that I have enough money to make it worth the trouble for a thief, but I'm glad they have security in place.  What confused me was what they had flagged me over. I ordered a few photos prints from walmart.com so that I could give copies to someone, and it was like 81 cents or something. That was what they thought suspicious.  Huh??  Huh Cheesy  Grin


*As an aside, it's sort of fun to go back through your history and see what books you were buying over a decade ago...
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« Reply #19558 on: January 14, 2014, 11:10:10 PM »

I miss Alfred.
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« Reply #19559 on: January 14, 2014, 11:18:13 PM »

I miss Alfred.

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« Reply #19560 on: January 14, 2014, 11:45:19 PM »


LOL! POM.
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« Reply #19561 on: January 15, 2014, 02:15:47 AM »

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 "M-Theory or Matrix Theory", Bible style: Within the infinite (1 Kings 8:27) Ocean of Essence that is God, two alternate realities consist (Colossians 1:17) by God's concurrence: the "complete" (τέλειος) and the "partial" (μέρος). It is the absence of divine revelation that renders our sphere "that which is in part." When the more substantial "complete" arrives, the partial will be done away:

10 But when that which is perfect (τέλειος) has come, then that which is in part (μέρος) will be done away. (1Corinthians 13:10 NKJ)

Therefore, everyone in Heaven is materially more substantial than everyone in our partial matrix.

Theory of Relativity has been superceded by the following simple formula:

 (String Theory)(Incoherent Mereology)(Strong's Concordance) = Shulamite Woman
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« Reply #19562 on: January 15, 2014, 02:55:43 AM »

I don't know if the Shulamite Woman appreciates having it pointed out to her that she's materially more substantial. 
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« Reply #19563 on: January 15, 2014, 08:22:23 AM »

I make love to mountain lions,
Sleep on red-hot branding irons,
When I walk the roadway shakes,

Bed's a mess of rattlesnakes,
Voodoo child, black cat bone,
Scratch your back, hear you moan,
I get up, you go down, tall building, single bound,

War and peace and love, say it if you dare,
Iron fist, velvet glove,
I'm so bad, baby I don't care,

Black-hearted to the bone,
Older than The Rolling Stones,
Been to heaven, been to hell,
Bought the farm, and I won't sell,
Give and take, rise and fall, rise up and take it all,
Secret love, I won't tell, knock you up and ring your bell,

Kiss the whip, eat the gun,
Tell me it ain't fair, midnight victim, hit and run,
I'm so bad, baby I don't care,

I make the blind to see,
Shoot 'em full of R and B,
I make the lame to walk,
Come round and pop your cork,
Wham, bam, thank you ma'am,
Thought I heard the back door slam,
Overkill, walk the line, kill the lights, it's lampshade time,

On the road,on the lam, people running scared,
I'm everything they say I am, I'm so bad, baby I don't care.
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« Reply #19564 on: January 15, 2014, 09:40:20 AM »

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 "M-Theory or Matrix Theory", Bible style: Within the infinite (1 Kings 8:27) Ocean of Essence that is God, two alternate realities consist (Colossians 1:17) by God's concurrence: the "complete" (τέλειος) and the "partial" (μέρος). It is the absence of divine revelation that renders our sphere "that which is in part." When the more substantial "complete" arrives, the partial will be done away:

10 But when that which is perfect (τέλειος) has come, then that which is in part (μέρος) will be done away. (1Corinthians 13:10 NKJ)

Therefore, everyone in Heaven is materially more substantial than everyone in our partial matrix.

Theory of Relativity has been superceded by the following simple formula:

 (String Theory)(Incoherent Mereology)(Strong's Concordance) = Shulamite Woman


You're on a roll!

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« Reply #19565 on: January 15, 2014, 11:10:57 AM »

Quote from: Alfred

 "M-Theory or Matrix Theory", Bible style: Within the infinite (1 Kings 8:27) Ocean of Essence that is God, two alternate realities consist (Colossians 1:17) by God's concurrence: the "complete" (τέλειος) and the "partial" (μέρος). It is the absence of divine revelation that renders our sphere "that which is in part." When the more substantial "complete" arrives, the partial will be done away:

10 But when that which is perfect (τέλειος) has come, then that which is in part (μέρος) will be done away. (1Corinthians 13:10 NKJ)

Therefore, everyone in Heaven is materially more substantial than everyone in our partial matrix.

Theory of Relativity has been superceded by the following simple formula:

 (String Theory)(Incoherent Mereology)(Strong's Concordance) = Shulamite Woman


That is awesome
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 "M-Theory or Matrix Theory", Bible style: Within the infinite (1 Kings 8:27) Ocean of Essence that is God, two alternate realities consist (Colossians 1:17) by God's concurrence: the "complete" (τέλειος) and the "partial" (μέρος). It is the absence of divine revelation that renders our sphere "that which is in part." When the more substantial "complete" arrives, the partial will be done away:

10 But when that which is perfect (τέλειος) has come, then that which is in part (μέρος) will be done away. (1Corinthians 13:10 NKJ)

Therefore, everyone in Heaven is materially more substantial than everyone in our partial matrix.

Theory of Relativity has been superceded by the following simple formula:

 (String Theory)(Incoherent Mereology)(Strong's Concordance) = Shulamite Woman


That is awesome

Strange, yes.  "Awesome"?  Hmmm..... But though I'm practiced in incoherence, mereology is a little over my head. Grin
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« Reply #19567 on: January 15, 2014, 11:31:47 AM »

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 "M-Theory or Matrix Theory", Bible style: Within the infinite (1 Kings 8:27) Ocean of Essence that is God, two alternate realities consist (Colossians 1:17) by God's concurrence: the "complete" (τέλειος) and the "partial" (μέρος). It is the absence of divine revelation that renders our sphere "that which is in part." When the more substantial "complete" arrives, the partial will be done away:

10 But when that which is perfect (τέλειος) has come, then that which is in part (μέρος) will be done away. (1Corinthians 13:10 NKJ)

Therefore, everyone in Heaven is materially more substantial than everyone in our partial matrix.

Theory of Relativity has been superceded by the following simple formula:

 (String Theory)(Incoherent Mereology)(Strong's Concordance) = Shulamite Woman

Genuine ROFL.
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« Reply #19568 on: January 15, 2014, 11:57:05 AM »

Quote from: Alfred

 "M-Theory or Matrix Theory", Bible style: Within the infinite (1 Kings 8:27) Ocean of Essence that is God, two alternate realities consist (Colossians 1:17) by God's concurrence: the "complete" (τέλειος) and the "partial" (μέρος). It is the absence of divine revelation that renders our sphere "that which is in part." When the more substantial "complete" arrives, the partial will be done away:

10 But when that which is perfect (τέλειος) has come, then that which is in part (μέρος) will be done away. (1Corinthians 13:10 NKJ)

Therefore, everyone in Heaven is materially more substantial than everyone in our partial matrix.

Theory of Relativity has been superceded by the following simple formula:

 (String Theory)(Incoherent Mereology)(Strong's Concordance) = Shulamite Woman


That is awesome

Strange, yes.  "Awesome"?  Hmmm..... But though I'm practiced in incoherence, mereology is a little over my head. Grin
Really dude this schitck has got to stop. Accept that you have the intellect of an 8th grader and stop pointing that out.

We know.

If you dont know something lern2google and lern2wiki.

Should cut down your posting about 85%.
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« Reply #19569 on: January 15, 2014, 12:03:14 PM »

Wait... Shulamite? Isn't it Shunamite?
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« Reply #19570 on: January 15, 2014, 12:04:04 PM »

Quote from: Alfred

 "M-Theory or Matrix Theory", Bible style: Within the infinite (1 Kings 8:27) Ocean of Essence that is God, two alternate realities consist (Colossians 1:17) by God's concurrence: the "complete" (τέλειος) and the "partial" (μέρος). It is the absence of divine revelation that renders our sphere "that which is in part." When the more substantial "complete" arrives, the partial will be done away:

10 But when that which is perfect (τέλειος) has come, then that which is in part (μέρος) will be done away. (1Corinthians 13:10 NKJ)

Therefore, everyone in Heaven is materially more substantial than everyone in our partial matrix.

Theory of Relativity has been superceded by the following simple formula:

 (String Theory)(Incoherent Mereology)(Strong's Concordance) = Shulamite Woman


That is awesome

Strange, yes.  "Awesome"?  Hmmm..... But though I'm practiced in incoherence, mereology is a little over my head. Grin
Really dude this schitck has got to stop. Accept that you have the intellect of an 8th grader and stop pointing that out.

We know.

If you dont know something lern2google and lern2wiki.

Should cut down your posting about 85%.
Sure, he can just pretend like he knows everything about everything as do certain others around here... Oh wait, I actually prefer J Micheal's self-deprecating sense of humor to the megalomania of other posters.
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« Reply #19571 on: January 15, 2014, 12:08:02 PM »

Quote from: Alfred

 "M-Theory or Matrix Theory", Bible style: Within the infinite (1 Kings 8:27) Ocean of Essence that is God, two alternate realities consist (Colossians 1:17) by God's concurrence: the "complete" (τέλειος) and the "partial" (μέρος). It is the absence of divine revelation that renders our sphere "that which is in part." When the more substantial "complete" arrives, the partial will be done away:

10 But when that which is perfect (τέλειος) has come, then that which is in part (μέρος) will be done away. (1Corinthians 13:10 NKJ)

Therefore, everyone in Heaven is materially more substantial than everyone in our partial matrix.

Theory of Relativity has been superceded by the following simple formula:

 (String Theory)(Incoherent Mereology)(Strong's Concordance) = Shulamite Woman


That is awesome

Strange, yes.  "Awesome"?  Hmmm..... But though I'm practiced in incoherence, mereology is a little over my head. Grin
Really dude this schitck has got to stop. Accept that you have the intellect of an 8th grader and stop pointing that out.

We know.

If you dont know something lern2google and lern2wiki.

Should cut down your posting about 85%.

Accept the fact that you'll never be orthonorm, no matter how much you try to sound like him. Wink
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« Reply #19572 on: January 15, 2014, 12:09:51 PM »

Wait... Shulamite? Isn't it Shunamite?

You don't know evosites 1998.
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« Reply #19573 on: January 15, 2014, 12:17:55 PM »

Wait... Shulamite? Isn't it Shunamite?

It's supposed to be the feminine version of Solomon: Shlomo & Shlomit (Shulamit).

Abishag the Shunamite who kept King David warm when he was old (1 Kings 1-2) was a native of Shunem. So was the widow whose son was resurrected by Elisha (2 Kings 4).
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« Reply #19574 on: January 15, 2014, 12:22:48 PM »

Quote from: Alfred

 "M-Theory or Matrix Theory", Bible style: Within the infinite (1 Kings 8:27) Ocean of Essence that is God, two alternate realities consist (Colossians 1:17) by God's concurrence: the "complete" (τέλειος) and the "partial" (μέρος). It is the absence of divine revelation that renders our sphere "that which is in part." When the more substantial "complete" arrives, the partial will be done away:

10 But when that which is perfect (τέλειος) has come, then that which is in part (μέρος) will be done away. (1Corinthians 13:10 NKJ)

Therefore, everyone in Heaven is materially more substantial than everyone in our partial matrix.

Theory of Relativity has been superceded by the following simple formula:

 (String Theory)(Incoherent Mereology)(Strong's Concordance) = Shulamite Woman


That is awesome

Strange, yes.  "Awesome"?  Hmmm..... But though I'm practiced in incoherence, mereology is a little over my head. Grin
Really dude this schitck has got to stop. Accept that you have the intellect of an 8th grader and stop pointing that out.

We know.

If you dont know something lern2google and lern2wiki.

Should cut down your posting about 85%.

You're such a cuddly little fellow:


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