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« Reply #19395 on: January 02, 2014, 02:05:04 AM »

Anyone remember this pic?

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« Reply #19396 on: January 02, 2014, 03:04:07 AM »

In another thread a question was asked about the letter G (God) being the 7th letter of the American alphabet. The answer to this is interesting, if a bit obvious:



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« Reply #19397 on: January 02, 2014, 04:01:07 AM »

In another thread a question was asked about the letter G (God) being the 7th letter of the American alphabet. The answer to this is interesting, if a bit obvious:

Unfortunately, the author confused the figure.  That particular graphic is the partial diagram of the play Notre Dame used to beat Army in 1928 -- a classic I-formation run against a 5-3 defense.  But maybe God really was on their side, so perhaps the explanation is close to the truth, as well.
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« Reply #19398 on: January 02, 2014, 09:08:20 AM »

The author also should have used a different font for the small text. Very hard to read. He must have been using MS paint, and zoomed in, and then when he was done typing, the font resized/changed, and when he zoomed out he saw how awful it was, but was too tired at 2:30 in the morning to type it all in again. He shouldn't have been so lazy though. Maybe it was Notre Dame though--they have God on their side cause they're Catholic, tis true!
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« Reply #19399 on: January 02, 2014, 09:14:58 AM »

Anyone remember this pic?

I love how he pops right back up after the first shoe, stands straight as an arrow, and just looks at him with an implied "Oh that's all you got?"  Also, I hadn't noticed until now, I love the guy beside him playing defense and trying to knock down the 2nd shoe.
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« Reply #19400 on: January 03, 2014, 12:13:12 PM »

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« Reply #19401 on: January 03, 2014, 02:07:06 PM »

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« Reply #19402 on: January 04, 2014, 09:33:30 AM »

Anyone remember this pic?



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« Reply #19403 on: January 05, 2014, 07:21:58 PM »

Asteriktos' avatar and sig line are both so full of win.

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« Reply #19404 on: January 06, 2014, 05:48:23 PM »

Why do hats have to be so expensive?
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« Reply #19405 on: January 06, 2014, 05:59:46 PM »

Some people probably have big heads and they do not want to discriminate against those people.
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« Reply #19406 on: January 06, 2014, 06:11:58 PM »

Why do hats have to be so expensive?

Sometimes I toy with the idea of wearing hats, but I'm not too good at figuring out what kind of hat would be appropriate with the kinds of clothes I typically wear.  Knowing that they are expensive just makes it less likely...
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« Reply #19407 on: January 06, 2014, 06:16:13 PM »

Why do hats have to be so expensive?

Sometimes I toy with the idea of wearing hats, but I'm not too good at figuring out what kind of hat would be appropriate with the kinds of clothes I typically wear.  Knowing that they are expensive just makes it less likely...

I usually only wear hats when I wear a suit. I think I'm going to get another bowler hat, but second-hand this time. When you buy them new they can cost €150-200. That's ridiculous.
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« Reply #19408 on: January 06, 2014, 06:55:32 PM »

Why do hats have to be so expensive?

Sometimes I toy with the idea of wearing hats, but I'm not too good at figuring out what kind of hat would be appropriate with the kinds of clothes I typically wear.  Knowing that they are expensive just makes it less likely...

I usually only wear hats when I wear a suit. I think I'm going to get another bowler hat, but second-hand this time. When you buy them new they can cost €150-200. That's ridiculous.
It is strange that you say that.  I asked for a bowler hat for Christmas until I found out how much they cost.  I was quite shocked and changed my request to a smart looking wool fedora.  It looks rather dashing if I may say so myself.
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« Reply #19409 on: January 06, 2014, 08:13:02 PM »

I don't like hats because I don't like hat hair.
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« Reply #19410 on: January 07, 2014, 01:32:47 AM »

I guess you could have called Arius a troll

Arius was a troll.  That is why he needed a good slapping.

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« Reply #19411 on: January 07, 2014, 01:54:40 AM »

Why do hats have to be so expensive?

Sometimes I toy with the idea of wearing hats, but I'm not too good at figuring out what kind of hat would be appropriate with the kinds of clothes I typically wear.  Knowing that they are expensive just makes it less likely...

Buy a flat cap. They are not that expensive and it's the most multi-function hat there is. Bowlers and fedoras should not be used with casual clothing whereas flat caps can be used in almost every situation and with every kind of clothing.

Bowlers on the other hand should be restricted to the inhabitans of British isles. police
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« Reply #19412 on: January 07, 2014, 03:30:07 AM »

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« Reply #19413 on: January 07, 2014, 06:20:59 AM »

Why do hats have to be so expensive?

Sometimes I toy with the idea of wearing hats, but I'm not too good at figuring out what kind of hat would be appropriate with the kinds of clothes I typically wear.  Knowing that they are expensive just makes it less likely...

Buy a flat cap. They are not that expensive and it's the most multi-function hat there is. Bowlers and fedoras should not be used with casual clothing whereas flat caps can be used in almost every situation and with every kind of clothing.

Bowlers on the other hand should be restricted to the inhabitans of British isles. police

Everyone will think that I'm either working class or hipster when I wear flat caps. Can't have that, Alpo.
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« Reply #19414 on: January 07, 2014, 06:36:18 AM »

Wear a Santa hat (but only for today). Then people won't think you're a hipster; they'll think you're crazy. That's probably better.
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« Reply #19415 on: January 07, 2014, 06:44:58 AM »

Why do hats have to be so expensive?

Sometimes I toy with the idea of wearing hats, but I'm not too good at figuring out what kind of hat would be appropriate with the kinds of clothes I typically wear.  Knowing that they are expensive just makes it less likely...

I usually only wear hats when I wear a suit. I think I'm going to get another bowler hat, but second-hand this time. When you buy them new they can cost €150-200. That's ridiculous.
It is strange that you say that.  I asked for a bowler hat for Christmas until I found out how much they cost.  I was quite shocked and changed my request to a smart looking wool fedora.  It looks rather dashing if I may say so myself.

Fedora's look genuinely gangster.
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« Reply #19416 on: January 07, 2014, 06:53:28 AM »

Hmm...maybe it's a cultural difference, but fedoras on anyone under approximately 80 years old don't say "genuinely gangster" to me. They say...whatever this is:



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« Reply #19417 on: January 07, 2014, 08:45:37 AM »

^That's exactly why I haven't bought a fedora.

Cyrillic, you are a hipster. Just come out of the closet. Nothing wrong with working class attire either. It's rather nice actually if you do it old-fashioned way.

We need a thread about gays menswear. police
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« Reply #19418 on: January 07, 2014, 08:54:45 AM »

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« Reply #19419 on: January 07, 2014, 09:03:37 AM »

Hmm...maybe it's a cultural difference, but fedoras on anyone under approximately 80 years old don't say "genuinely gangster" to me. They say...whatever this is:

I go for more of a Blues Brothers look. Flat caps scream "CHIMNEYSWEEP!!!"
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« Reply #19420 on: January 07, 2014, 09:06:53 AM »

Fedoras are homo.
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« Reply #19421 on: January 07, 2014, 09:11:27 AM »

Fedoras are homo.
Forgive me if I don't take fashion advice from an individual who can't figure out what gender they are.
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« Reply #19422 on: January 07, 2014, 09:16:32 AM »

Fedoras are homo.

That is somehow a problem?
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« Reply #19423 on: January 07, 2014, 09:17:19 AM »

Fedoras are homo.
Forgive me if I don't take fashion advice from an individual who can't figure out what gender they are.
My Nikes have heels.
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« Reply #19424 on: January 07, 2014, 01:13:44 PM »

Fedoras are homo.

Fedoras can engage in sexual activity?!?!?!?!
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« Reply #19425 on: January 07, 2014, 01:14:37 PM »

Fedoras are homo.
Forgive me if I don't take fashion advice from an individual who can't figure out what gender they are.
My Nikes have heels.

This comes as no surprise.  Are they two, three, or four inch?
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« Reply #19426 on: January 07, 2014, 01:16:09 PM »

Fedoras are homo.

Fedoras can engage in sexual activity?!?!?!?!

Only if you stack them on top of each other.  Fedoras stick together.
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« Reply #19427 on: January 07, 2014, 01:17:02 PM »

Fedoras are homo.
Forgive me if I don't take fashion advice from an individual who can't figure out what gender they are.
My Nikes have heels.

This comes as no surprise.  Are they two, three, or four inch?
Yeah I get about an extra 2 inches in height.
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« Reply #19428 on: January 07, 2014, 01:22:00 PM »

Fedoras are homo.
Forgive me if I don't take fashion advice from an individual who can't figure out what gender they are.
My Nikes have heels.

This comes as no surprise.  Are they two, three, or four inch?
Yeah I get about an extra 2 inches in height.

Careful...they'll wreak havoc with your arches and your hairy gastrocnemius muscles. Grin
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« Reply #19429 on: January 07, 2014, 01:29:02 PM »

Fedoras are homo.
Forgive me if I don't take fashion advice from an individual who can't figure out what gender they are.
My Nikes have heels.

This comes as no surprise.  Are they two, three, or four inch?
Yeah I get about an extra 2 inches in height.

Careful...they'll wreak havoc with your arches and your hairy gastrocnemius muscles. Grin
Speaking of the gasgronemius. I had a severe muscle cramp or contraction that gave my such an intense pain. Sometimes I get it in my foot but it hasn't happened in 2 years. Any ideas why I had that spasm?
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« Reply #19430 on: January 07, 2014, 01:30:46 PM »

Fedoras are homo.
Forgive me if I don't take fashion advice from an individual who can't figure out what gender they are.
My Nikes have heels.

This comes as no surprise.  Are they two, three, or four inch?
Yeah I get about an extra 2 inches in height.

Careful...they'll wreak havoc with your arches and your hairy gastrocnemius muscles. Grin
Speaking of the gasgronemius. I had a severe muscle cramp or contraction that gave my such an intense pain. Sometimes I get it in my foot but it hasn't happened in 2 years. Any ideas why I had that spasm?

Magnesium deficiency, perhaps.  Depleted electrolytes, perhaps.  Wearing high-heeled Nike's?
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« Reply #19431 on: January 07, 2014, 03:31:40 PM »

I wonder if the Filioque quarrel could be solved just by popes and patriarchs going to sauna together. He who stands the heat longest could dictate whether the Holy Spirit proceeds also from the Son.
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« Reply #19432 on: January 07, 2014, 03:33:01 PM »

I wonder if the Filioque quarrel could be solved just by popes and patriarchs going to sauna together. He who stands the heat longest could dictate whether the Holy Spirit proceeds also from the Son.

So, a Finnish bishop would be first among equals?  Makes as much sense as anything else! Cheesy
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« Reply #19433 on: January 07, 2014, 03:38:41 PM »

We don't have a pope or a patriarch but I don't think many would object idea of Father Christmas as the highest hierarch. At least kids would love it.

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« Reply #19434 on: January 07, 2014, 03:41:46 PM »

We don't have a pope or a patriarch but I don't think many would object idea of Father Christmas as the highest hierarch. At least kids would love it.



Hey, I wouldn't mind; but the question is if he can stand in sauna the longest?  Fully vested?
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« Reply #19435 on: January 07, 2014, 04:00:14 PM »

Fedoras are homo.

Fedoras can engage in sexual activity?!?!?!?!

I never ask my hats if they're gay or straight. I figure it's not my business.
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« Reply #19436 on: January 07, 2014, 04:02:05 PM »

Fedoras are homo.

Fedoras can engage in sexual activity?!?!?!?!

I never ask my hats if they're gay or straight. I figure it's not my business.

It is if you plan on putting them on your head.
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« Reply #19437 on: January 07, 2014, 05:07:35 PM »

Fedoras are homo.

Fedoras can engage in sexual activity?!?!?!?!

I never ask my hats if they're gay or straight. I figure it's not my business.

It is if you plan on putting them on your head.

Indeed!  Things could get rather raucous and uncomfortable "up there".  Just imagine what it might do to your hair!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked
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My hat is a lady.
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« Reply #19439 on: January 07, 2014, 05:28:31 PM »

My hat is a lady.

You wear a lady on your head?!?!  Please, tell....no...please don't.
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