How can I obtain 10 million and blow it in maybe a year or two?
I will assist you. We will enter into a contract. The legal tender in the contract will be Swabovian Leptar
. I will agree to pay you 2 million Leptar for each positive thing you say about me in this thread. So you really need to say only five nice things about me and you're in. Of course since there is absolutely nothing positive that can be said about me, you will have to mortgage your own conscience, but such things are done all the time in the name of business. It's a decision that only you can make.
After you've made you're fortune, I will start a virtual casino. Actually, it will be a virtual2
casino, since it will not only not exist in the real world, it won't even exist in the virtual world. You may pick the games, and you may even determine the odds. I will tell you the results of each game.
And of course since you are ultimately talking about blowing money, I will include in the offer three special options
women. (Or men, or other; I make no value judgments here.) These (of course) will virtually2
exist only as long as your virtual2
money supply lasts.
televangelism. This (if elected) will outlast not only your virtual2
money, but also your actual great-great grandchildren; they will be receiving the
junk mail from your decision for many years.
drugs. Downside is that they offer no high whatsoever. Upside is that they reduce your account to zero in case you ever grow tired of the exercise.
Holler if interested!