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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18000 on: October 16, 2013, 01:41:51 PM »
Your avatar has a red background. How suspicious.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18001 on: October 16, 2013, 01:44:23 PM »
Your avatar has a red background. How suspicious.
Trust me, I'm safe.  There is blue and white in there as well.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18002 on: October 16, 2013, 01:46:35 PM »
Good point.



Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18003 on: October 16, 2013, 01:49:08 PM »
Good point.



Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18004 on: October 16, 2013, 01:50:19 PM »
Good point.


Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?

If you have to collapse anyhow that's the way to do it.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18005 on: October 16, 2013, 01:55:37 PM »
Augustine has already been reported.



Fedora and trench coat? I apply for membership in a Communist party right away.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18006 on: October 16, 2013, 01:55:54 PM »
Good point.


Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?

If you have to collapse anyhow that's the way to do it.

You've partaken in these behaviors then?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18007 on: October 16, 2013, 01:57:14 PM »
Good point.


Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?

If you have to collapse anyhow that's the way to do it.

You've partaken in these behaviors then?

I've danced once or twice.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18008 on: October 16, 2013, 02:00:00 PM »
Good point.


Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?

If you have to collapse anyhow that's the way to do it.

You've partaken in these behaviors then?

I've danced once or twice.

What about...nvm.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18009 on: October 16, 2013, 02:00:31 PM »
Good point.


Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?

If you have to collapse anyhow that's the way to do it.

You've partaken in these behaviors then?

I've danced once or twice.

Ahh....on the road to perdition where commies party day and night.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18010 on: October 16, 2013, 02:00:57 PM »
Good point.


Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?

If you have to collapse anyhow that's the way to do it.

You've partaken in these behaviors then?

I've danced once or twice.

What about...nvm.

nvm happens later.  He's still a little young and naive for that.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18011 on: October 16, 2013, 02:04:09 PM »
Back hugs can be dangerous.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18012 on: October 16, 2013, 02:06:17 PM »
Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18013 on: October 16, 2013, 02:11:35 PM »
Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.

True, I wasn't wearing a Soviet uniform in front of a fire.  My mistake.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18014 on: October 16, 2013, 02:12:06 PM »
Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.
Au contraire, they inevitably lead to fornication.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18015 on: October 16, 2013, 02:14:25 PM »
Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.

True, I wasn't wearing a Soviet uniform in front of a fire.  My mistake.

If you're going to do them, please do them correctly so as not to endanger yourself and risk becoming a burden to the Great Society of Endless Hope and Everlasting Change.  Thank you.

Questions?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18016 on: October 16, 2013, 02:14:46 PM »
Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.
Au contraire, they inevitably lead to fornication.

Only for tongue biters.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18017 on: October 16, 2013, 02:16:02 PM »
Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.

True, I wasn't wearing a Soviet uniform in front of a fire.  My mistake.

If you're going to do them, please do them correctly so as not to endanger yourself and risk becoming a burden to the Great Society of Endless Hope and Everlasting Change.  Thank you.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18018 on: October 16, 2013, 02:16:40 PM »
Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.
Au contraire, they inevitably lead to fornication.

I've been on the receiving end of a back hug once but alas (or luckily), your statement proved to be false.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18019 on: October 16, 2013, 02:17:26 PM »
Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.
Au contraire, they inevitably lead to fornication.

I've been on the receiving end of a back hug once but alas (or luckily), your statement proved to be false.

You had an angel watching over you.  Jesus was watching too BTW.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18020 on: October 16, 2013, 02:17:49 PM »
Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.

True, I wasn't wearing a Soviet uniform in front of a fire.  My mistake.

If you're going to do them, please do them correctly so as not to endanger yourself and risk becoming a burden to the Great Society of Endless Hope and Everlasting Change.  Thank you.

Questions?

Before the local Soviet officials, I promise!

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18021 on: October 16, 2013, 02:18:43 PM »
Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.
Au contraire, they inevitably lead to fornication.

I've been on the receiving end of a back hug once but alas (or luckily), your statement proved to be false.

You had an angel watching over you.  Jesus was watching too BTW.

He obviously wasn't biting his tongue at the time.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18022 on: October 16, 2013, 02:20:09 PM »
Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18023 on: October 16, 2013, 02:21:02 PM »
Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18024 on: October 16, 2013, 02:27:07 PM »
Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D
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« Reply #18025 on: October 16, 2013, 02:30:09 PM »
Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18026 on: October 16, 2013, 02:30:41 PM »
Good point.



Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

LOL! This is priceless! As perfect a caption as can be.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18027 on: October 16, 2013, 02:32:40 PM »
Good point.



Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

LOL! This is priceless! As perfect a caption as can be.

You know, the more I look at that picture, the more I think, "Those people just don't look like Americans."
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« Reply #18028 on: October 16, 2013, 02:33:24 PM »
Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D

You'd eat a cute lil pokemon like Bunnelby?

He's so cute ^_^
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« Reply #18029 on: October 16, 2013, 02:35:09 PM »
Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D

You'd eat a cute lil pokemon like Bunnelby?

He's so cute ^_^

Wutz a "pokemon"?

You betcha, sweetiepie, I'd eat hasenpfefer in a minute!  Well, maybe a little bit longer, I try not to wolf down my wabbitz.
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« Reply #18030 on: October 16, 2013, 02:36:46 PM »
Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D

You'd eat a cute lil pokemon like Bunnelby?

He's so cute ^_^

Wutz a "pokemon"?

Pokemon is what I play when I'm not freaking out over exams xD
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« Reply #18031 on: October 16, 2013, 02:39:11 PM »
Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D

You'd eat a cute lil pokemon like Bunnelby?

He's so cute ^_^

Wutz a "pokemon"?

Pokemon is what I play when I'm not freaking out over exams xD

So, your life consists of a) playing Pokemon (whatever the * that is) or b) freaking out over exams.  Hmmm....Kinda sad, really.  Sounds like coming to this board was the right thing for you to do.  You know, to get a taste of real life and all.  Expand your horizons and all.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18032 on: October 16, 2013, 02:39:40 PM »
Women play video games??
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« Reply #18033 on: October 16, 2013, 02:40:20 PM »
Hey ladies,

If you wear skin tight black yoga pants, and your butt is nice and round, please stop tempting me from slapping it hard with my hand.

Thank you.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18034 on: October 16, 2013, 02:42:23 PM »
Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D

You'd eat a cute lil pokemon like Bunnelby?

He's so cute ^_^

If I was a cartoon human, I would so eat a Pokemon rabbit.  Especially now.  I'm hungry.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18035 on: October 16, 2013, 02:43:02 PM »
Hey ladies,

If you wear skin tight black yoga pants, and your butt is nice and round, please stop tempting me from slapping it hard with my hand.

Thank you.

I had the worst temptation this morning, it was begging me.

Tempted to commit sexual assault and battery?  My, do tell.
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« Reply #18036 on: October 16, 2013, 02:43:59 PM »
Women play video games??

Pokemon is a video game?







Yes, I really am that old and isolated that I don't know what a pokemon is.  I live under a rock, remember?







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« Reply #18037 on: October 16, 2013, 02:44:10 PM »
But your honor the butt came into contact with my hand first.
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« Reply #18038 on: October 16, 2013, 02:44:19 PM »
Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D

You'd eat a cute lil pokemon like Bunnelby?

He's so cute ^_^

Wutz a "pokemon"?

Pokemon is what I play when I'm not freaking out over exams xD

So, your life consists of a) playing Pokemon (whatever the * that is) or b) freaking out over exams.  Hmmm....Kinda sad, really.  Sounds like coming to this board was the right thing for you to do.  You know, to get a taste of real life and all.  Expand your horizons and all.

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« Reply #18039 on: October 16, 2013, 02:45:19 PM »
Hey ladies,

If you wear skin tight black yoga pants, and your butt is nice and round, please stop tempting me from slapping it hard with my hand.

Thank you.

I had the worst temptation this morning, it was begging me.

Tempted to commit sexual assault and battery?  My, do tell.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18040 on: October 16, 2013, 02:46:05 PM »
Women play video games??

Pokemon is a video game?



Yes, I really am that old and isolated that I don't know what a pokemon is.  I live under a rock, remember?









It started out that way, originally titled "capumon" instead of pokemon. I think it got a show a little later

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18041 on: October 16, 2013, 02:47:25 PM »
But your honor the butt came into contact with my hand first.

Musta been big.  Case dismissed.
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« Reply #18042 on: October 16, 2013, 02:47:43 PM »
Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D

You'd eat a cute lil pokemon like Bunnelby?

He's so cute ^_^

Wutz a "pokemon"?

Pokemon is what I play when I'm not freaking out over exams xD

So, your life consists of a) playing Pokemon (whatever the * that is) or b) freaking out over exams.  Hmmm....Kinda sad, really.  Sounds like coming to this board was the right thing for you to do.  You know, to get a taste of real life and all.  Expand your horizons and all.

  :laugh: More like:
1. School
2. Work
3. Church
4. Reading
5. Pokemon
6. Doctor Who
7. Doctor Who
8. Doctor Who

If items 6, 7, and 8 are the new Doctor Who, you really do need to spend a lot more time on this board.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18043 on: October 16, 2013, 02:48:06 PM »
But your honor the butt came into contact with my hand first.

Musta been big.  Case dismissed.

Achronos has big hands?
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #18044 on: October 16, 2013, 02:48:55 PM »
/nerd

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