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« Reply #17550 on: September 13, 2013, 10:34:18 AM »

If I ever entered a contest to reproduce a 90s style website, with the goal of it being as annoying as possible, I would have a 20 second loop from this song of just him saying "Gary, Indiana" over and over.
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« Reply #17551 on: September 13, 2013, 10:37:30 AM »

Yes! I am caught up on things at school and work! ^_^ Super happpppyyyyy
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« Reply #17552 on: September 13, 2013, 11:01:58 AM »

Yes! I am caught up on things at school and work! ^_^ Super happpppyyyyy

I'm caught up with neither. Tongue
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« Reply #17553 on: September 13, 2013, 12:09:56 PM »

I don't understand the movie Indecent Proposal. I'd gladly sleep with someone if I got paid a million dollars. What's the problem?
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« Reply #17554 on: September 13, 2013, 01:43:42 PM »

I don't understand the movie Indecent Proposal. I'd gladly sleep with someone if I got paid a million dollars. What's the problem?

See, one of them was already married, and whatnot...  Undecided
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« Reply #17555 on: September 13, 2013, 03:52:14 PM »

I don't understand the movie Indecent Proposal. I'd gladly sleep with someone if I got paid a million dollars. What's the problem?
What about for $999,999?
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« Reply #17556 on: September 13, 2013, 03:58:57 PM »

I don't understand the movie Indecent Proposal. I'd gladly sleep with someone if I got paid a million dollars. What's the problem?

See, one of them was already married, and whatnot...  Undecided

And?  Huh   I mean, maybe you'll have to talk sense to your partner if they are hesitant, but in the end who's gonna turn down that kinda cash?

I don't understand the movie Indecent Proposal. I'd gladly sleep with someone if I got paid a million dollars. What's the problem?
What about for $999,999?

This differs from person to person. Obviously if it's a beautiful person the price goes down. For the ugliest person in the world my minimum would be $800*. Please don't tell them, though, as you'd ruin my chances of getting more.


*I am speaking for sleeping with me. Obviously it will be very traumatic for them, so I don't think it'd be fair to charge them a lot. Now, if we are talking about a beautiful wife or something, then we might reach five figures.
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« Reply #17557 on: September 14, 2013, 08:31:09 AM »

I don't understand the movie Indecent Proposal. I'd gladly sleep with someone if I got paid a million dollars. What's the problem?

And it is early 1990s $1MM. Tax free I imagine.

For you the more interesting question would be what wouldn't you pay to sleep with some someone you found charming and attractive?
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« Reply #17558 on: September 14, 2013, 08:32:05 AM »

I don't understand the movie Indecent Proposal. I'd gladly sleep with someone if I got paid a million dollars. What's the problem?
What about for $999,999?

Here come's the fuzzy logic.

I am trying to bring back all the fun of the early 90s.
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« Reply #17559 on: September 14, 2013, 11:38:17 AM »

I travelled 45 minutes to and fro only to find out that vespers is cancelled  Sad
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« Reply #17560 on: September 14, 2013, 11:41:33 AM »

I travelled 45 minutes to and fro only to find out that vespers is cancelled  Sad

Cancelled services, catechisms and confessions are part and parcel of Orthodoxy. It's a good patience-builder.
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« Reply #17561 on: September 14, 2013, 12:10:39 PM »

I travelled 45 minutes to and fro only to find out that vespers is cancelled  Sad

Cancelled services, catechisms and confessions are part and parcel of Orthodoxy. It's a good patience-builder.

Meh, better luck tomorrow.
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« Reply #17562 on: September 14, 2013, 01:20:50 PM »

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« Reply #17563 on: September 14, 2013, 02:03:56 PM »

I travelled 45 minutes to and fro only to find out that vespers is cancelled  Sad

That happened with my attempt to go to Liturgy this morning.  The schedule was not changed, and I saw parishioners' cars parked near the church, but ALL the doors were locked and I could not locate a single human.  Weird. 
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« Reply #17564 on: September 14, 2013, 02:29:12 PM »

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« Reply #17565 on: September 14, 2013, 02:42:06 PM »

I travelled 45 minutes to and fro only to find out that vespers is cancelled  Sad

That happened with my attempt to go to Liturgy this morning.  The schedule was not changed, and I saw parishioners' cars parked near the church, but ALL the doors were locked and I could not locate a single human.  Weird. 

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« Reply #17566 on: September 14, 2013, 02:50:28 PM »

So I learnt today that our criminal law is still authorised by tsar Alexander III. It's written right there in the criminal code of Finand.
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« Reply #17567 on: September 14, 2013, 03:00:08 PM »

So I learnt today that our criminal law is still authorised by tsar Alexander III. It's written right there in the criminal code of Finand.
Is Narodnaya Volia still active in Finland  ?
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« Reply #17568 on: September 14, 2013, 03:37:26 PM »

So I learnt today that our criminal law is still authorised by tsar Alexander III. It's written right there in the criminal code of Finand.
Is Narodnaya Volia still active in Finland  ?

I had to goole that one. I don't rememer hearing of it despite somewhat extensive teaching of history of that period in elementary school and upper secondary school.
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« Reply #17569 on: September 14, 2013, 08:50:25 PM »

I travelled 45 minutes to and fro only to find out that vespers is cancelled  Sad

That happened with my attempt to go to Liturgy this morning.  The schedule was not changed, and I saw parishioners' cars parked near the church, but ALL the doors were locked and I could not locate a single human.  Weird. 

So what you're saying is the rapture happened and you were left behind?
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« Reply #17570 on: September 14, 2013, 09:48:40 PM »

So what you're saying is the rapture happened and you were left behind?

I'll let you know tomorrow.  At any rate, if I was left behind, so were you, so it can't be that bad. 
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« Reply #17571 on: September 14, 2013, 11:37:51 PM »

I travelled 45 minutes to and fro only to find out that vespers is cancelled  Sad

That happened with my attempt to go to Liturgy this morning.  The schedule was not changed, and I saw parishioners' cars parked near the church, but ALL the doors were locked and I could not locate a single human.  Weird. 

So what you're saying is the rapture happened and you were left behind?
Dang it!  I missed another rapture?  It always happens as the most inconvenient times...
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« Reply #17572 on: September 15, 2013, 10:42:11 AM »

So what you're saying is the rapture happened and you were left behind?

I'll let you know tomorrow.  At any rate, if I was left behind, so were you, so it can't be that bad. 

Still here.   Cheesy
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« Reply #17573 on: September 15, 2013, 02:12:42 PM »

As am I, with a heck of a headache too!
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« Reply #17574 on: September 15, 2013, 02:40:36 PM »

Cooking a chub I of lamb which in a moment of culinary inspiration I warped in bacon. We'll see whether it was a Good idea
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« Reply #17575 on: September 15, 2013, 04:16:12 PM »

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« Reply #17576 on: September 15, 2013, 04:42:45 PM »

Cooking a chub I of lamb which in a moment of culinary inspiration I warped in bacon. We'll see whether it was a Good idea

Not someone who watched cooking shows then?  Cool
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« Reply #17577 on: September 15, 2013, 07:16:23 PM »

I don't understand why people who pay crazy amounts of money to attend sporting events leave early.
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« Reply #17578 on: September 15, 2013, 07:31:41 PM »

I don't understand why people who pay crazy amounts of money to attend sporting events leave early.

Crazy money, crazy people?

Or, they indulged in too much of the drinks special?
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« Reply #17579 on: September 15, 2013, 07:37:30 PM »

I don't understand why people who pay crazy amounts of money to attend sporting events leave early.
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« Reply #17583 on: September 16, 2013, 11:14:01 AM »

How fast can alcohol be evacuated through the posterior orifice after initial consumption?
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How fast can alcohol be evacuated through the posterior orifice after initial consumption?
Why don't you evacuate it through the anterior orifice like a normal bipedal mammal?
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« Reply #17585 on: September 16, 2013, 11:19:32 AM »

How fast can alcohol be evacuated through the posterior orifice after initial consumption?

So you drink through your posterior?
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« Reply #17586 on: September 16, 2013, 11:21:54 AM »

How fast can alcohol be evacuated through the posterior orifice after initial consumption?
Why don't you evacuate it through the anterior orifice like a normal bipedal mammal?

When I succumb to sickness induced by an overabundance of alcoholic solution which has permeated my bodily constitution, I tend to have liquid projectile exiting from both the entrance and rear exit, but only the front middle exit as a secondary path. I wish to expedite this process.
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« Reply #17587 on: September 16, 2013, 11:22:18 AM »

How fast can alcohol be evacuated through the posterior orifice after initial consumption?

So you drink through your posterior?

Entrance is through the nose, or sometimes mouth.
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« Reply #17588 on: September 16, 2013, 11:23:22 AM »

How fast can alcohol be evacuated through the posterior orifice after initial consumption?
Why don't you evacuate it through the anterior orifice like a normal bipedal mammal?

When I succumb to sickness induced by an overabundance of alcoholic solution which has permeated my bodily constitution, I tend to have liquid projectile exiting from both the entrance and rear exit, but only the front middle exit as a secondary path. I wish to expedite this process.
I can honestly say, this has never happened to me.  What's your poison?
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« Reply #17589 on: September 16, 2013, 11:25:30 AM »

Remind me never to drink with Asteriktos.   Shocked
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« Reply #17590 on: September 16, 2013, 11:27:31 AM »

Remind me never to drink with Asteriktos.   Shocked

Could be fun.  Just don't stay for the aftermath. police
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« Reply #17591 on: September 16, 2013, 11:27:57 AM »

Jagermeister. Though I rarely drink nowadays, partially because of the aforementioned problem, though mostly because alcohol makes me as sick as a dog for the next day or two afterwards.
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« Reply #17592 on: September 16, 2013, 11:29:32 AM »

Jagermeister. Though I rarely drink nowadays, partially because of the aforementioned problem, though mostly because alcohol makes me as sick as a dog for the next day or two afterwards.
It's a digestif.  I guess it worked too well.
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Remind me never to drink with Asteriktos.   Shocked

Could be fun.  Just don't stay for the aftermath. police
Until you have to call the bus to have his stomach pumped.  Next thing you know, you are in the ER waiting room till 7am with a pounding headache and having to explain to his mom why there are 2 empty 40s clenched in his hands.
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« Reply #17594 on: September 16, 2013, 11:34:06 AM »

Remind me never to drink with Asteriktos.   Shocked

Could be fun.  Just don't stay for the aftermath. police
Until you have to call the bus to have his stomach pumped.  Next thing you know, you are in the ER waiting room till 7am with a pounding headache and having to explain to his mom why there are 2 empty 40s clenched in his hands.

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