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« Reply #17550 on: September 13, 2013, 10:34:18 AM »
If I ever entered a contest to reproduce a 90s style website, with the goal of it being as annoying as possible, I would have a 20 second loop from this song of just him saying "Gary, Indiana" over and over.
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« Reply #17551 on: September 13, 2013, 10:37:30 AM »
Yes! I am caught up on things at school and work! ^_^ Super happpppyyyyy
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« Reply #17552 on: September 13, 2013, 11:01:58 AM »
Yes! I am caught up on things at school and work! ^_^ Super happpppyyyyy

I'm caught up with neither. :P
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« Reply #17553 on: September 13, 2013, 12:09:56 PM »
I don't understand the movie Indecent Proposal. I'd gladly sleep with someone if I got paid a million dollars. What's the problem?

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« Reply #17554 on: September 13, 2013, 01:43:42 PM »
I don't understand the movie Indecent Proposal. I'd gladly sleep with someone if I got paid a million dollars. What's the problem?

See, one of them was already married, and whatnot...  :-\

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« Reply #17555 on: September 13, 2013, 03:52:14 PM »
I don't understand the movie Indecent Proposal. I'd gladly sleep with someone if I got paid a million dollars. What's the problem?
What about for $999,999?
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« Reply #17556 on: September 13, 2013, 03:58:57 PM »
I don't understand the movie Indecent Proposal. I'd gladly sleep with someone if I got paid a million dollars. What's the problem?

See, one of them was already married, and whatnot...  :-\

And?  ???   I mean, maybe you'll have to talk sense to your partner if they are hesitant, but in the end who's gonna turn down that kinda cash?

I don't understand the movie Indecent Proposal. I'd gladly sleep with someone if I got paid a million dollars. What's the problem?
What about for $999,999?

This differs from person to person. Obviously if it's a beautiful person the price goes down. For the ugliest person in the world my minimum would be $800*. Please don't tell them, though, as you'd ruin my chances of getting more.


*I am speaking for sleeping with me. Obviously it will be very traumatic for them, so I don't think it'd be fair to charge them a lot. Now, if we are talking about a beautiful wife or something, then we might reach five figures.
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« Reply #17557 on: September 14, 2013, 08:31:09 AM »
I don't understand the movie Indecent Proposal. I'd gladly sleep with someone if I got paid a million dollars. What's the problem?

And it is early 1990s $1MM. Tax free I imagine.

For you the more interesting question would be what wouldn't you pay to sleep with some someone you found charming and attractive?
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« Reply #17558 on: September 14, 2013, 08:32:05 AM »
I don't understand the movie Indecent Proposal. I'd gladly sleep with someone if I got paid a million dollars. What's the problem?
What about for $999,999?

Here come's the fuzzy logic.

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« Reply #17559 on: September 14, 2013, 11:38:17 AM »
I travelled 45 minutes to and fro only to find out that vespers is cancelled  :(
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« Reply #17560 on: September 14, 2013, 11:41:33 AM »
I travelled 45 minutes to and fro only to find out that vespers is cancelled  :(

Cancelled services, catechisms and confessions are part and parcel of Orthodoxy. It's a good patience-builder.

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« Reply #17561 on: September 14, 2013, 12:10:39 PM »
I travelled 45 minutes to and fro only to find out that vespers is cancelled  :(

Cancelled services, catechisms and confessions are part and parcel of Orthodoxy. It's a good patience-builder.

Meh, better luck tomorrow.
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« Reply #17562 on: September 14, 2013, 01:20:50 PM »
Orthonorm!!!!
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« Reply #17563 on: September 14, 2013, 02:03:56 PM »
I travelled 45 minutes to and fro only to find out that vespers is cancelled  :(

That happened with my attempt to go to Liturgy this morning.  The schedule was not changed, and I saw parishioners' cars parked near the church, but ALL the doors were locked and I could not locate a single human.  Weird. 
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« Reply #17564 on: September 14, 2013, 02:29:12 PM »
Orthonorm!!!!
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« Reply #17565 on: September 14, 2013, 02:42:06 PM »
I travelled 45 minutes to and fro only to find out that vespers is cancelled  :(

That happened with my attempt to go to Liturgy this morning.  The schedule was not changed, and I saw parishioners' cars parked near the church, but ALL the doors were locked and I could not locate a single human.  Weird. 

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« Reply #17566 on: September 14, 2013, 02:50:28 PM »
So I learnt today that our criminal law is still authorised by tsar Alexander III. It's written right there in the criminal code of Finand.
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« Reply #17567 on: September 14, 2013, 03:00:08 PM »
So I learnt today that our criminal law is still authorised by tsar Alexander III. It's written right there in the criminal code of Finand.
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« Reply #17568 on: September 14, 2013, 03:37:26 PM »
So I learnt today that our criminal law is still authorised by tsar Alexander III. It's written right there in the criminal code of Finand.
Is Narodnaya Volia still active in Finland  ?

I had to goole that one. I don't rememer hearing of it despite somewhat extensive teaching of history of that period in elementary school and upper secondary school.
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« Reply #17569 on: September 14, 2013, 08:50:25 PM »
I travelled 45 minutes to and fro only to find out that vespers is cancelled  :(

That happened with my attempt to go to Liturgy this morning.  The schedule was not changed, and I saw parishioners' cars parked near the church, but ALL the doors were locked and I could not locate a single human.  Weird. 

So what you're saying is the rapture happened and you were left behind?
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« Reply #17570 on: September 14, 2013, 09:48:40 PM »
So what you're saying is the rapture happened and you were left behind?

I'll let you know tomorrow.  At any rate, if I was left behind, so were you, so it can't be that bad. 
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« Reply #17571 on: September 14, 2013, 11:37:51 PM »
I travelled 45 minutes to and fro only to find out that vespers is cancelled  :(

That happened with my attempt to go to Liturgy this morning.  The schedule was not changed, and I saw parishioners' cars parked near the church, but ALL the doors were locked and I could not locate a single human.  Weird. 

So what you're saying is the rapture happened and you were left behind?
Dang it!  I missed another rapture?  It always happens as the most inconvenient times...
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« Reply #17572 on: September 15, 2013, 10:42:11 AM »
So what you're saying is the rapture happened and you were left behind?

I'll let you know tomorrow.  At any rate, if I was left behind, so were you, so it can't be that bad. 

Still here.   :D
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« Reply #17573 on: September 15, 2013, 02:12:42 PM »
As am I, with a heck of a headache too!
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« Reply #17574 on: September 15, 2013, 02:40:36 PM »
Cooking a chub I of lamb which in a moment of culinary inspiration I warped in bacon. We'll see whether it was a Good idea
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« Reply #17575 on: September 15, 2013, 04:16:12 PM »
Cooking a chub I of lamb which in a moment of culinary inspiration I warped in bacon. We'll see whether it was a Good idea
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« Reply #17576 on: September 15, 2013, 04:42:45 PM »
Cooking a chub I of lamb which in a moment of culinary inspiration I warped in bacon. We'll see whether it was a Good idea

Not someone who watched cooking shows then?  8)

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« Reply #17577 on: September 15, 2013, 07:16:23 PM »
I don't understand why people who pay crazy amounts of money to attend sporting events leave early.

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« Reply #17578 on: September 15, 2013, 07:31:41 PM »
I don't understand why people who pay crazy amounts of money to attend sporting events leave early.

Crazy money, crazy people?

Or, they indulged in too much of the drinks special?

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« Reply #17579 on: September 15, 2013, 07:37:30 PM »
I don't understand why people who pay crazy amounts of money to attend sporting events leave early.
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« Reply #17581 on: September 16, 2013, 06:43:45 AM »
“There is your brother, naked, crying, and you stand there confused over the choice of an attractive floor covering.”

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« Reply #17582 on: September 16, 2013, 06:43:45 AM »
“There is your brother, naked, crying, and you stand there confused over the choice of an attractive floor covering.”

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« Reply #17583 on: September 16, 2013, 11:14:01 AM »
How fast can alcohol be evacuated through the posterior orifice after initial consumption?

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« Reply #17584 on: September 16, 2013, 11:19:01 AM »
How fast can alcohol be evacuated through the posterior orifice after initial consumption?
Why don't you evacuate it through the anterior orifice like a normal bipedal mammal?
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« Reply #17585 on: September 16, 2013, 11:19:32 AM »
How fast can alcohol be evacuated through the posterior orifice after initial consumption?

So you drink through your posterior?
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« Reply #17586 on: September 16, 2013, 11:21:54 AM »
How fast can alcohol be evacuated through the posterior orifice after initial consumption?
Why don't you evacuate it through the anterior orifice like a normal bipedal mammal?

When I succumb to sickness induced by an overabundance of alcoholic solution which has permeated my bodily constitution, I tend to have liquid projectile exiting from both the entrance and rear exit, but only the front middle exit as a secondary path. I wish to expedite this process.

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« Reply #17587 on: September 16, 2013, 11:22:18 AM »
How fast can alcohol be evacuated through the posterior orifice after initial consumption?

So you drink through your posterior?

Entrance is through the nose, or sometimes mouth.

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« Reply #17588 on: September 16, 2013, 11:23:22 AM »
How fast can alcohol be evacuated through the posterior orifice after initial consumption?
Why don't you evacuate it through the anterior orifice like a normal bipedal mammal?

When I succumb to sickness induced by an overabundance of alcoholic solution which has permeated my bodily constitution, I tend to have liquid projectile exiting from both the entrance and rear exit, but only the front middle exit as a secondary path. I wish to expedite this process.
I can honestly say, this has never happened to me.  What's your poison?
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« Reply #17589 on: September 16, 2013, 11:25:30 AM »
Remind me never to drink with Asteriktos.   :o
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« Reply #17590 on: September 16, 2013, 11:27:31 AM »
Remind me never to drink with Asteriktos.   :o

Could be fun.  Just don't stay for the aftermath. :police:
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« Reply #17591 on: September 16, 2013, 11:27:57 AM »
Jagermeister. Though I rarely drink nowadays, partially because of the aforementioned problem, though mostly because alcohol makes me as sick as a dog for the next day or two afterwards.

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« Reply #17592 on: September 16, 2013, 11:29:32 AM »
Jagermeister. Though I rarely drink nowadays, partially because of the aforementioned problem, though mostly because alcohol makes me as sick as a dog for the next day or two afterwards.
It's a digestif.  I guess it worked too well.
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« Reply #17593 on: September 16, 2013, 11:30:04 AM »
Remind me never to drink with Asteriktos.   :o

Could be fun.  Just don't stay for the aftermath. :police:
Until you have to call the bus to have his stomach pumped.  Next thing you know, you are in the ER waiting room till 7am with a pounding headache and having to explain to his mom why there are 2 empty 40s clenched in his hands.
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« Reply #17594 on: September 16, 2013, 11:34:06 AM »
Remind me never to drink with Asteriktos.   :o

Could be fun.  Just don't stay for the aftermath. :police:
Until you have to call the bus to have his stomach pumped.  Next thing you know, you are in the ER waiting room till 7am with a pounding headache and having to explain to his mom why there are 2 empty 40s clenched in his hands.

Ah, a spirited game of "Edward forty-hands."
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