Man, I'd wish, people here could read danish. There are some pretty interesting things going on over here.
More than a few of us can, to a degree. One of us is me.
Hvad siger jeg nu?
Seriously, I can read most Germanic languages (not Icelandic) with varying degree of difficulty and so can more than a few others around here.
Heck, when I was leaving yesterday from work I bumped into some Belgians and I could understand quite well what they were saying, but there is no way I could begin to form sentence in the language.
If I can make a little sense of Kierkegaard, I can manage a newspaper. But the hardest stuff of course are billboards, advertising, and quick internetz.
Which is why I really marvel at how well many of you folks who ain't native American speakers and ain't living among native American speakers, can write so well in American. Again not to inflate his head, but Cyrillic really has mastery of American Internetz. I know the Netherlands is practically America + Communism, but still he is quite gifted.
The rest of you are rather impressive as well.