It is unpistevable to me that you're also a Bengals fan, just like me! All that abuse I gave you at the school, and it helped to convert you from the darkness of the Brownies to the enlightened state of the Bungles...er, Bengals!
And don't go arguing that you're still a Browns fan. I read about you being a Bengals fan on the internet, and we all know everything we read on the internet in completely pistevable...
I will enjoy being a delectable Brownie for the rest of my life, instead of the unpistevable option of being a rolled corn-chip Bugle, er Bungle...
"O Cross of Christ, all-holy, thrice-blessed, and life-giving, instrument of the mystical rites of Zion, the holy Altar for the service of our Great Archpriest, the blessing - the weapon - the strength of priests, our pride, our consolation, the light in our hearts, our mind, and our steps"
Met. Meletios of Nikopolis & Preveza, from his ordination.