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« Reply #15525 on: May 19, 2013, 03:50:17 PM »
Besides, we beat 'em in two wars.  ;)
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« Reply #15526 on: May 19, 2013, 04:21:16 PM »
In English lessons I was always taught to use British English. American English was reviled by the teachers as a barbaric variant of proper, British English. We would get no points if we would use American words/spelling/etc.
Then you should learn Canadian English. We're a more-or-less delightfully chaotic mix of the two. Generally speaking I prefer British spellings (not always). It irked me the other day when I saw a truck (notice it's not a lorry) that advised others to keep "three meters" back. I wondered how to do that on a street with no parking meters  :P.

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« Reply #15527 on: May 19, 2013, 04:51:47 PM »
I prefer American English. I think it sounds less pretentious . I mean in thd mouths of those for whom English isn't their native language.
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« Reply #15528 on: May 19, 2013, 05:21:49 PM »
In English lessons I was always taught to use British English. American English was reviled by the teachers as a barbaric variant of proper, British English. We would get no points if we would use American words/spelling/etc.
And rightfully so. I hate how we Americans have so completely destroyed the language.

What are you talking about? American English is closer to the original anyways according to language scholars, and even if it wasn't what is destructive about not having a u in color?
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« Reply #15529 on: May 19, 2013, 05:26:08 PM »
It's not that the English lessons really influenced me. Usually I just played chess in class with a friend.
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« Reply #15530 on: May 19, 2013, 05:39:34 PM »
I graduated high school. Time to get a job for the summer then do awesome in college.
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« Reply #15531 on: May 19, 2013, 06:18:29 PM »
I graduated high school. Time to get a job for the summer then do awesome in college.

Congratulations.
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« Reply #15532 on: May 19, 2013, 11:04:52 PM »
I graduated high school. Time to get a job for the summer then do awesome in college.

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« Reply #15533 on: May 19, 2013, 11:38:09 PM »
I graduated high school. Time to get a job for the summer then do awesome in college.
Congrats man.

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« Reply #15534 on: May 20, 2013, 12:10:32 AM »
I graduated high school. Time to get a job for the summer then do awesome in college.
Congrats! May God grant you success on your path.
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« Reply #15535 on: May 20, 2013, 06:17:25 AM »
I graduated high school. Time to get a job for the summer then do awesome in college.

Congratulations!
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« Reply #15536 on: May 20, 2013, 06:23:14 AM »
In English lessons I was always taught to use British English. American English was reviled by the teachers as a barbaric variant of proper, British English. We would get no points if we would use American words/spelling/etc.
And rightfully so. I hate how we Americans have so completely destroyed the language.

What are you talking about? American English is closer to the original anyways according to language scholars, and even if it wasn't what is destructive about not having a u in color?
I think he is complaining about colloquialisms.
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« Reply #15537 on: May 20, 2013, 07:14:08 AM »
In English lessons I was always taught to use British English. American English was reviled by the teachers as a barbaric variant of proper, British English. We would get no points if we would use American words/spelling/etc.
Schools should teach King's English.
Schools should teach how dumb monarchy is.
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« Reply #15538 on: May 20, 2013, 11:51:54 AM »
In English lessons I was always taught to use British English. American English was reviled by the teachers as a barbaric variant of proper, British English. We would get no points if we would use American words/spelling/etc.
Schools should teach King's English.
Schools should teach how dumb monarchy is.

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« Reply #15539 on: May 20, 2013, 11:56:32 AM »
In English lessons I was always taught to use British English. American English was reviled by the teachers as a barbaric variant of proper, British English. We would get no points if we would use American words/spelling/etc.
Schools should teach King's English.
Schools should teach how dumb monarchy is.

"For anarchy is a thing without order; and the rule of many is factious, and thus anarchical, and thus disorderly. For both these tend to the same thing, namely disorder; and this to dissolution, for disorder is the first step to dissolution. But monarchy is that which we hold in honour."
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« Reply #15540 on: May 20, 2013, 12:59:27 PM »
If only our Royal Family was orthodox.
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« Reply #15541 on: May 20, 2013, 01:09:13 PM »
If only our Royal Family was orthodox.

Convert them. Do it just like Barlaam converted Josaphat.
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« Reply #15542 on: May 20, 2013, 01:14:37 PM »
If only our Royal Family was orthodox.

You're kind of lucky. Your royalty seem to be nice. The last king the former U.K. colonies had, before they became the U.S., was George III - pretty loopy, as far as we know. He was so bad, we had to have a war. If we had a king who wasn't crazy, who knows.  :laugh:
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« Reply #15543 on: May 20, 2013, 01:18:52 PM »
If only our Royal Family was orthodox.

You're kind of lucky. Your royalty seem to be nice. The last king the former U.K. colonies had, before they became the U.S., was George III - pretty loopy, as far as we know. He was so bad, we had to have a war. If we had a king who wasn't crazy, who knows.  :laugh:
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« Reply #15544 on: May 20, 2013, 01:20:29 PM »
If only our Royal Family was orthodox.

Convert them. Do it just like Barlaam converted Josaphat.

Legally, I can't. They don't have religious freedom. But I guess they could be crypto-christians.
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« Reply #15545 on: May 20, 2013, 01:23:44 PM »
If only our Royal Family was orthodox.

You're kind of lucky. Your royalty seem to be nice. The last king the former U.K. colonies had, before they became the U.S., was George III - pretty loopy, as far as we know. He was so bad, we had to have a war. If we had a king who wasn't crazy, who knows.  :laugh:

They are nice.  :)
It sometimes gets a little weird that someone can seemingly be so perfect. The most controversial thing that has ever happened during my lifetime was when one of the princes got a divorce.
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« Reply #15546 on: May 20, 2013, 01:41:34 PM »
If only our Royal Family was orthodox.

You're kind of lucky. Your royalty seem to be nice. The last king the former U.K. colonies had, before they became the U.S., was George III - pretty loopy, as far as we know. He was so bad, we had to have a war. If we had a king who wasn't crazy, who knows.  :laugh:

They are nice.  :)
It sometimes gets a little weird that someone can seemingly be so perfect. The most controversial thing that has ever happened during my lifetime was when one of the princes got a divorce.

They don't have the freedom of religion but they do have right to divorce. State Protestantism FTW!

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« Reply #15547 on: May 20, 2013, 02:34:08 PM »
If only our Royal Family was orthodox.

Convert them. Do it just like Barlaam converted Josaphat.

Legally, I can't. They don't have religious freedom. But I guess they could be crypto-christians.

Barlaam's father was killing all Christians. So it can't be that bad  :)
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« Reply #15548 on: May 20, 2013, 02:43:05 PM »
If only our Royal Family was orthodox.

Convert them. Do it just like Barlaam converted Josaphat.

Legally, I can't. They don't have religious freedom. But I guess they could be crypto-christians.

Barlaam's father was killing all Christians. So it can't be that bad  :)

Maybe not, but it'll sure bring a smile on the republicans' faces. 
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« Reply #15549 on: May 20, 2013, 03:47:18 PM »
Praying for Fr Olav that our patriarch will accept him and that we can afford to get him. Our parish do really need another priest. 3000+ members and growing is too much for one priest alone.

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« Reply #15550 on: May 20, 2013, 04:15:49 PM »
Praying for Fr Olav that our patriarch will accept him and that we can afford to get him. Our parish do really need another priest. 3000+ members and growing is too much for one priest alone.

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« Reply #15551 on: May 20, 2013, 04:34:58 PM »
Elderberry flowers needed. Have been scouring all the lake front and many other places and still can't find any.

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« Reply #15552 on: May 20, 2013, 04:58:30 PM »
Elderberry flowers needed. Have been scouring all the lake front and many other places and still can't find any.

Too bad you're not at our place. Elderberries are very common around here.
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« Reply #15553 on: May 20, 2013, 05:35:18 PM »
Elderberry flowers needed. Have been scouring all the lake front and many other places and still can't find any.

Too bad you're not at our place. Elderberries are very common around here.
Do you make "champage" (that's how, I think, the Brits refer to it, anyways) out of them?

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« Reply #15554 on: May 20, 2013, 06:08:34 PM »
Elderberry flowers needed. Have been scouring all the lake front and many other places and still can't find any.

Too bad you're not at our place. Elderberries are very common around here.
Do you make "champage" (that's how, I think, the Brits refer to it, anyways) out of them?

We make elderflower cordial.  :)



I personally don't like it very much, but my mother and especially my grandmother make it.
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« Reply #15555 on: May 20, 2013, 08:31:10 PM »
Witnessing riots (from tv-pictures) going on in Stockholm and just heard that tornadoes has hit Oaklahoma hard.
I will lit a candle for the people in both places.

You sit there/here, helpless and wish there were something you could have done.

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« Reply #15556 on: May 20, 2013, 10:18:33 PM »
In English lessons I was always taught to use British English. American English was reviled by the teachers as a barbaric variant of proper, British English. We would get no points if we would use American words/spelling/etc.
And rightfully so. I hate how we Americans have so completely destroyed the language.

What are you talking about? American English is closer to the original anyways according to language scholars, and even if it wasn't what is destructive about not having a u in color?
I think he is complaining about colloquialisms.
Indeed. I also think that American literature is far inferior to British literature. Of course, this is a different subject entirely.
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« Reply #15557 on: May 20, 2013, 11:14:41 PM »
In English lessons I was always taught to use British English. American English was reviled by the teachers as a barbaric variant of proper, British English. We would get no points if we would use American words/spelling/etc.
And rightfully so. I hate how we Americans have so completely destroyed the language.

What are you talking about? American English is closer to the original anyways according to language scholars, and even if it wasn't what is destructive about not having a u in color?
I think he is complaining about colloquialisms.
Indeed. I also think that American literature is far inferior to British literature. Of course, this is a different subject entirely.

What colloquialisms?
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« Reply #15558 on: May 21, 2013, 04:44:56 AM »
I got off of work and because my wife seems a little down I went by to pick her up some flowers. 

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« Reply #15559 on: May 21, 2013, 10:22:37 AM »
I found out that a national newspaper was looking for me in school last friday. They wanted to interview me. I already went home, however. I'm not even kidding.
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« Reply #15560 on: May 21, 2013, 10:43:07 AM »
I got off of work and because my wife seems a little down I went by to pick her up some flowers. 

Did it work? Don't get me wrong, it was a nice thing to do. I just don't understand what's with the women and flowers. If I am feelling down it doesn't help if someone buys me a beer.

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« Reply #15561 on: May 21, 2013, 10:52:18 AM »
I found out that a national newspaper was looking for me in school last friday. They wanted to interview me. I already went home, however. I'm not even kidding.

About what?
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« Reply #15562 on: May 21, 2013, 10:54:01 AM »
I got off of work and because my wife seems a little down I went by to pick her up some flowers. 

Did it work? Don't get me wrong, it was a nice thing to do. I just don't understand what's with the women and flowers. If I am feelling down it doesn't help if someone buys me a beer.

I pray when I feels down. It works. The Jeusprayer always works.
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« Reply #15563 on: May 21, 2013, 11:31:00 AM »
I got off of work and because my wife seems a little down I went by to pick her up some flowers. 

Did it work? Don't get me wrong, it was a nice thing to do. I just don't understand what's with the women and flowers. If I am feelling down it doesn't help if someone buys me a beer.
My wife isn't the least bit interested in flowers. I gave up years ago trying to please her with them after hearing time and time again, "What am I supposed to do with these?" Chocolate works better  :D.

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« Reply #15564 on: May 21, 2013, 11:35:29 AM »
I found out that a national newspaper was looking for me in school last friday. They wanted to interview me. I already went home, however. I'm not even kidding.

About what?

Latin.
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« Reply #15565 on: May 21, 2013, 11:39:13 AM »
I got off of work and because my wife seems a little down I went by to pick her up some flowers. 

Did it work? Don't get me wrong, it was a nice thing to do. I just don't understand what's with the women and flowers. If I am feelling down it doesn't help if someone buys me a beer.
My wife isn't the least bit interested in flowers. I gave up years ago trying to please her with them after hearing time and time again, "What am I supposed to do with these?" Chocolate works better  :D.

I love being given a single flower (preferably a white rose, kthx) and taken for a walk out. If the walk is not an option, uninterrupted bathroom time works much better.

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« Reply #15566 on: May 21, 2013, 11:41:28 AM »
I found out that a national newspaper was looking for me in school last friday. They wanted to interview me. I already went home, however. I'm not even kidding.

About what?

Latin.

Cool.  :)

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« Reply #15567 on: May 21, 2013, 11:46:30 AM »
In college, my Latin teacher asked one of us to conjugate the verb "quaquare." The man got a puzzled look on his face, but he did his best: "Quaquo, quaquas, quaquat..." The teacher started to laugh. The student asked why. The teacher said, "There's no such verb. I just wanted to hear you say, 'quack quack.'"  :laugh:
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« Reply #15568 on: May 21, 2013, 02:52:13 PM »
In college, my Latin teacher asked one of us to conjugate the verb "quaquare." The man got a puzzled look on his face, but he did his best: "Quaquo, quaquas, quaquat..." The teacher started to laugh. The student asked why. The teacher said, "There's no such verb. I just wanted to hear you say, 'quack quack.'"  :laugh:

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« Reply #15569 on: May 21, 2013, 03:03:33 PM »
My Latin teacher had the worst jokes in the world.
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