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« Reply #15165 on: April 12, 2013, 05:47:52 PM »

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« Reply #15167 on: April 12, 2013, 08:51:06 PM »

I am now a car salesman for a Nissan dealership.

Yay!
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« Reply #15168 on: April 13, 2013, 01:26:13 AM »

I am now a car salesman for a Nissan dealership.

I need a GT-R, if they still make them.   Shocked

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« Reply #15169 on: April 13, 2013, 02:52:14 AM »

I am now a car salesman for a Nissan dealership.

I need a GT-R, if they still make them.   Shocked

Congratulations!   Smiley

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« Reply #15170 on: April 13, 2013, 03:08:52 AM »

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« Reply #15171 on: April 13, 2013, 03:40:43 AM »

I am now a car salesman for a Nissan dealership.

I need a GT-R, if they still make them.   Shocked

Congratulations!   Smiley

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« Reply #15172 on: April 13, 2013, 02:52:02 PM »

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« Reply #15173 on: April 13, 2013, 02:55:14 PM »

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« Reply #15174 on: April 13, 2013, 02:56:52 PM »

You have to ask someone out on a prom date in America, don't you?
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« Reply #15175 on: April 13, 2013, 02:58:11 PM »

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« Reply #15176 on: April 13, 2013, 02:58:58 PM »

You have to ask someone out on a prom date in America, don't you?

Yeah pretty much. It's kinda stupid too, because the females never ask.
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« Reply #15177 on: April 13, 2013, 03:01:23 PM »

You have to ask someone out on a prom date in America, don't you?

Yeah pretty much. It's kinda stupid too, because the females never ask.

At Dutch proms everyone gets seriously drunk. No dates or anything, just alcohol.
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« Reply #15178 on: April 13, 2013, 03:03:03 PM »

You have to ask someone out on a prom date in America, don't you?

Yeah pretty much. It's kinda stupid too, because the females never ask.

At Dutch proms everyone gets seriously drunk. No dates or anything, just alcohol.

Lucky. America is still infected by its Puritan roots. We don't get drunk till after prom Smiley
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« Reply #15179 on: April 13, 2013, 03:04:15 PM »

You have to ask someone out on a prom date in America, don't you?

Yeah pretty much. It's kinda stupid too, because the females never ask.

At Dutch proms everyone gets seriously drunk. No dates or anything, just alcohol.

Lucky. America is still infected by its Puritan roots. We don't get drunk till after prom Smiley

At least the entire school doesn't get to see you without a shirt on, with war paint on your face, and hanging at the top of a stripping pole  Smiley
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« Reply #15180 on: April 13, 2013, 03:06:49 PM »

You have to ask someone out on a prom date in America, don't you?

Yeah, I did.
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« Reply #15181 on: April 13, 2013, 03:08:25 PM »

You have to ask someone out on a prom date in America, don't you?

Yeah, I did.

How did it work out?
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« Reply #15182 on: April 13, 2013, 03:11:12 PM »

You have to ask someone out on a prom date in America, don't you?

Yeah pretty much. It's kinda stupid too, because the females never ask.

At Dutch proms everyone gets seriously drunk. No dates or anything, just alcohol.

It's funny. Prom might be the only time when danes are not drunk (at least not seriously).
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« Reply #15183 on: April 13, 2013, 03:11:49 PM »

You have to ask someone out on a prom date in America, don't you?

Yeah, I did.

How did it work out?

Well she said yes, so fairly well.
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« Reply #15184 on: April 13, 2013, 03:14:24 PM »

You have to ask someone out on a prom date in America, don't you?

Yeah, I did.

How did it work out?

Well she said yes, so fairly well.

See, you're a Don Juan.
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« Reply #15185 on: April 13, 2013, 03:26:24 PM »

I wish I had a home. I have an apartment and home insurance but I don't think it will ever become a home. I don't like the apartment itself, area where I'm living nor my flatmate. Subrenting or living in a suburb is clearly not my cup of tea.
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« Reply #15186 on: April 13, 2013, 04:02:28 PM »

You have to ask someone out on a prom date in America, don't you?

Yeah pretty much. It's kinda stupid too, because the females never ask.

At Dutch proms everyone gets seriously drunk. No dates or anything, just alcohol.

Lucky. America is still infected by its Puritan roots. We don't get drunk till after prom Smiley

At least the entire school doesn't get to see you without a shirt on, with war paint on your face, and hanging at the top of a stripping pole  Smiley
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« Reply #15187 on: April 13, 2013, 07:57:22 PM »

I am now a car salesman for a Nissan dealership.

I need a GT-R, if they still make them.   Shocked

Congratulations!   Smiley

If you can afford to (or convince a bank you can afford to) purchase a hundred thousand dollar car, please call me.  Please.

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« Reply #15188 on: April 14, 2013, 02:17:41 AM »

I have been thinking about finishing my translation of the Apostolic Fathers and Justin Martyr into Dutch, which would be their first translation into that language, but I'm so lazy. Perhaps in a few weeks...

How long have you studied greek, Cyrillic?

This is the seventh year. Five years in school. Next year I'm going to study it alongside History. Still, any possible publication of my translation is at least months away, even if I would work on it again from today on. The translation has been collecting dust for a while and just recently I got new critical editions so I need to recheck what I have done on Justin Martyr anyway.
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« Reply #15189 on: April 14, 2013, 01:59:47 PM »

Got my headphones on, and my hairy leg brushed passed my CRT screen that was turned on, and sent static electricity up to my right ear and shocked me.

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« Reply #15190 on: April 14, 2013, 02:13:04 PM »

Got my headphones on, and my hairy leg brushed passed my CRT screen that was turned on, and sent static electricity up to my right ear and shocked me.

Ouch.

Ouch indeed.
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« Reply #15191 on: April 14, 2013, 05:21:24 PM »

I returned home yesterday.  Not sure when I will head back out, but it is nice to be home. Grin
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« Reply #15192 on: April 14, 2013, 05:31:30 PM »

Got my headphones on, and my hairy leg brushed passed my CRT screen that was turned on, and sent static electricity up to my right ear and shocked me.

Ouch.

Zoiks!  Shocked
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« Reply #15193 on: April 15, 2013, 08:36:45 AM »

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« Reply #15194 on: April 15, 2013, 02:07:40 PM »

I delivered a panegyric on my French teacher and in return she composed and read in class a poem praising me.
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« Reply #15195 on: April 15, 2013, 02:13:17 PM »

I delivered a panegyric on my French teacher and in return she composed and read in class a poem praising me.

Alright, it's decided, I definately have to visit the Netherlands.
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« Reply #15196 on: April 15, 2013, 02:42:10 PM »

I delivered a panegyric on my French teacher and in return she composed and read in class a poem praising me.

Alright, it's decided, I definately have to visit the Netherlands.

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« Reply #15197 on: April 15, 2013, 02:50:35 PM »

I delivered a panegyric on my French teacher and in return she composed and read in class a poem praising me.

Alright, it's decided, I definately have to visit the Netherlands.

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Thanks  Smiley
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« Reply #15198 on: April 15, 2013, 10:43:32 PM »

I could never become comfortable with a wireless keyboard although I've had a wireless mouse for years.
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« Reply #15199 on: April 16, 2013, 02:45:11 PM »

I could never become comfortable with a wireless keyboard although I've had a wireless mouse for years.

I've a wireless mouse, and a wired keyboard too. I like the wires because it means i dont have to keep changing batteries.

Though, if i had gotten the wireless keypad, i would have been able to use it with my iPad, only thing is it didn't come with the number pad, solo, yeah, no thanks.
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« Reply #15200 on: April 16, 2013, 03:24:55 PM »

I am now a car salesman for a Nissan dealership.

This I've got to hear about.
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« Reply #15201 on: April 16, 2013, 08:53:07 PM »

New Man of Steel trailer. I'm so happy.
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« Reply #15202 on: April 17, 2013, 05:46:38 AM »

Last night I helped my wife grade papers from her 6th grade English class. The students were asked to write separate sentences that used the pronouns “ours,” “these,” “who,” “that,” and “everyone.” I couldn’t resist sharing some these sentences with you:

From “P.L.”:
“These is a shoe.”

From “D.R.”:
“That tree was fall on my house tomorrow at 3:00 p.m.”

From “N.T.”:
“Everyone go to Nichlos Middle School are chumps.”

From “C.R.”:
“Who is you talk about.”

From “K.A.”:
“Ours class are so intelligen.”

From “M.W.”:
“This is ours not your end more.”

From “K.J.”:
“These paper is wrong.”

From “J.D.”:
“Who is are they.”

From “K.M.”:
“Who you at home with myself.”

From “J.P.”:
“Ours dog has a flease.”

But my favorite is this one from “L.H.”:
“These people is a hot mess.”

However, I also stumbled across these two sentences from “M.K.” that were quite philosophical for a 6th grader:

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.”

“The atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.”

Pretty deep stuff from M.K.!

So, maybe I should help my wife grade papers more often. Not only is there a lot of humor to be found in that activity, but there are also some surprising insights as well. Plus, it makes my wife happy.   Smiley



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« Reply #15203 on: April 17, 2013, 06:04:29 AM »

Last night I helped my wife grade papers from her 6th grade English class. The students were asked to write separate sentences that used the pronouns “ours,” “these,” “who,” “that,” and “everyone.” I couldn’t resist sharing some these sentences with you:

From “P.L.”:
“These is a shoe.”

From “D.R.”:
“That tree was fall on my house tomorrow at 3:00 p.m.”

From “N.T.”:
“Everyone go to Nichlos Middle School are chumps.”

From “C.R.”:
“Who is you talk about.”

From “K.A.”:
“Ours class are so intelligen.”

From “M.W.”:
“This is ours not your end more.”

From “K.J.”:
“These paper is wrong.”

From “J.D.”:
“Who is are they.”

From “K.M.”:
“Who you at home with myself.”

From “J.P.”:
“Ours dog has a flease.”

But my favorite is this one from “L.H.”:
“These people is a hot mess.”

However, I also stumbled across these two sentences from “M.K.” that were quite philosophical for a 6th grader:

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.”

“The atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.”

Pretty deep stuff from M.K.!

So, maybe I should help my wife grade papers more often. Not only is there a lot of humor to be found in that activity, but there are also some surprising insights as well. Plus, it makes my wife happy.   Smiley



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« Reply #15204 on: April 17, 2013, 06:13:52 AM »

Last night I helped my wife grade papers from her 6th grade English class. The students were asked to write separate sentences that used the pronouns “ours,” “these,” “who,” “that,” and “everyone.” I couldn’t resist sharing some these sentences with you:

From “P.L.”:
“These is a shoe.”

From “D.R.”:
“That tree was fall on my house tomorrow at 3:00 p.m.”

From “N.T.”:
“Everyone go to Nichlos Middle School are chumps.”

From “C.R.”:
“Who is you talk about.”

From “K.A.”:
“Ours class are so intelligen.”

From “M.W.”:
“This is ours not your end more.”

From “K.J.”:
“These paper is wrong.”

From “J.D.”:
“Who is are they.”

From “K.M.”:
“Who you at home with myself.”

From “J.P.”:
“Ours dog has a flease.”

But my favorite is this one from “L.H.”:
“These people is a hot mess.”

However, I also stumbled across these two sentences from “M.K.” that were quite philosophical for a 6th grader:

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.”

“The atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.”

Pretty deep stuff from M.K.!

So, maybe I should help my wife grade papers more often. Not only is there a lot of humor to be found in that activity, but there are also some surprising insights as well. Plus, it makes my wife happy.   Smiley



Selam

I read these to my wife and she said it sounds like texting language.

The handicaps of technological progress.


Selam
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« Reply #15205 on: April 17, 2013, 12:48:27 PM »

My hair is getting long. Should I have it cut or let it grow?
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« Reply #15206 on: April 17, 2013, 12:58:36 PM »

My hair is getting long. Should I have it cut or let it grow?

Hippie-long or just Beatles-long?
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« Reply #15207 on: April 17, 2013, 01:02:25 PM »

More like beatles-long.
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« Reply #15208 on: April 17, 2013, 01:10:58 PM »

More like beatles-long.

In that case, I'd keep it, if you're comfortable with it of course.
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« Reply #15209 on: April 17, 2013, 01:13:33 PM »

I think I'll stick to it. Nobody seems to like it, though, except my heavy metal friends.
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