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« Reply #14130 on: December 24, 2012, 02:27:59 AM »
Guys I absolutely love her. She drives me insane. What do I do? I can't stop thinking about her. She's all that's on my mind and I can't take my eyes off of her at Church. I wanna marry her!!! What do I do? If I don't handle this soon then one day I am going to end up doing something really stupid and embarrassing--like hitting on her or blurting out "I love you!!!111" in front of everyone and estranging myself from my Church forever :(

Take a cold shower.  It's sort of like spraying a dog with a water hose.

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« Reply #14131 on: December 24, 2012, 02:31:00 AM »
As long as we are on the topic, is it normal that I at 29 am attracted to guys sometimes up to early 40s?
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« Reply #14132 on: December 24, 2012, 02:32:32 AM »
Guys I absolutely love her. She drives me insane. What do I do? I can't stop thinking about her. She's all that's on my mind and I can't take my eyes off of her at Church. I wanna marry her!!! What do I do? If I don't handle this soon then one day I am going to end up doing something really stupid and embarrassing--like hitting on her or blurting out "I love you!!!111" in front of everyone and estranging myself from my Church forever :(

Take a cold shower.  It's sort of like spraying a dog with a water hose.
Maybe think more about her at middle age. He will be in his earlier 30s, and she will be almost menopausal with graying hair and sagging boobs and butt.
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« Reply #14133 on: December 24, 2012, 02:38:09 AM »
Guys I absolutely love her. She drives me insane. What do I do? I can't stop thinking about her. She's all that's on my mind and I can't take my eyes off of her at Church. I wanna marry her!!! What do I do? If I don't handle this soon then one day I am going to end up doing something really stupid and embarrassing--like hitting on her or blurting out "I love you!!!111" in front of everyone and estranging myself from my Church forever :(

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« Reply #14134 on: December 24, 2012, 02:39:24 AM »
As long as we are on the topic, is it normal that I at 29 am attracted to guys sometimes up to early 40s?

Are they rich or are they looking for one last fling (with or without Viagra)?

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« Reply #14135 on: December 24, 2012, 02:45:05 AM »
As long as we are on the topic, is it normal that I at 29 am attracted to guys sometimes up to early 40s?

It's fine.

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« Reply #14136 on: December 24, 2012, 02:45:50 AM »
As long as we are on the topic, is it normal that I at 29 am attracted to guys sometimes up to early 40s?

Are they rich or are they looking for one last fling (with or without Viagra)?

I fell sorry for you all the sudden.
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« Reply #14137 on: December 24, 2012, 02:50:10 AM »
Guys I absolutely love her. She drives me insane. What do I do? I can't stop thinking about her. She's all that's on my mind and I can't take my eyes off of her at Church. I wanna marry her!!! What do I do? If I don't handle this soon then one day I am going to end up doing something really stupid and embarrassing--like hitting on her or blurting out "I love you!!!111" in front of everyone and estranging myself from my Church forever :(

Stop posting every thought or feeling you are uncomfortable with around here for starters.

Realize that infatuation is NBD. Everyone has had it (I hope). If you are worried about the outcome of you while understandable yet misguided desires, you will probably be fine.


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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #14138 on: December 24, 2012, 02:51:07 AM »
Guys I absolutely love her. She drives me insane. What do I do? I can't stop thinking about her. She's all that's on my mind and I can't take my eyes off of her at Church. I wanna marry her!!! What do I do? If I don't handle this soon then one day I am going to end up doing something really stupid and embarrassing--like hitting on her or blurting out "I love you!!!111" in front of everyone and estranging myself from my Church forever :(
Dude, you need to talk to a psychologist about this, not us.
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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #14139 on: December 24, 2012, 02:54:29 AM »
As long as we are on the topic, is it normal that I at 29 am attracted to guys sometimes up to early 40s?

Are they rich or are they looking for one last fling (with or without Viagra)?
Rich, well, compared to me. Fling, usually not people I have met in person. Such a person would still be closer in age to me than to my dad.  Someone closer to my dad's age, unless they are like the guy in my avatar, might be built like my dad. *holds back gag reflex at thought of middle aged bodied man in that context*
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« Reply #14140 on: December 24, 2012, 02:56:09 AM »
Stop posting every thought or feeling you are uncomfortable with around here for starters.
This is actually really good advice. There is something to be said for developing skills at holding back.  It should carry over into other contexts, like seeing her at church and not saying embarrassing things.
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« Reply #14141 on: December 24, 2012, 02:56:45 AM »
As long as we are on the topic, is it normal that I at 29 am attracted to guys sometimes up to early 40s?
I think you are probably ok.

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« Reply #14142 on: December 24, 2012, 02:58:55 AM »
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It ain't gonna work out, but that's ok. Admit to yourself that it won't happen. Revel in the pain. Bask in the glow of unrequited love infatuation. Think longingly about her. Write in a diary about her, comparing her to other women. Eventually it will get old and you will move on.

Don't worry, she's flattered that you like her, even though she may not know. She doesn't need to know. Or something. Go for it! (and by "it" I mean admitting to yourself that it was not meant to be. Maybe if you were 22 and she 34... but alas, you are like two dinghies passing each other in the currents of love... watch those shoals! they can be treacherous!)
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« Reply #14143 on: December 24, 2012, 03:02:17 AM »
JamesR

It ain't gonna work out, but that's ok. Admit to yourself that it won't happen. Revel in the pain. Bask in the glow of unrequited love infatuation. Think longingly about her. Write in a diary about her, comparing her to other women. Eventually it will get old and you will move on.

Don't worry, she's flattered that you like her, even though she may not know. She doesn't need to know. Or something. Go for it! (and by "it" I mean admitting to yourself that it was not meant to be. Maybe if you were 22 and she 34... but alas, you are like two dinghies passing each other in the currents of love... watch those shoals! they can be trecherous!)
Great for poetry though. Nothing like a good poem about loss.
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« Reply #14144 on: December 24, 2012, 03:03:02 AM »
As long as we are on the topic, is it normal that I at 29 am attracted to guys sometimes up to early 40s?

Are they rich or are they looking for one last fling (with or without Viagra)?

I fell sorry for you all the sudden.
Nice.  :laugh:
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« Reply #14145 on: December 24, 2012, 03:09:24 AM »
JamesR

It ain't gonna work out, but that's ok. Admit to yourself that it won't happen. Revel in the pain. Bask in the glow of unrequited love infatuation. Think longingly about her. Write in a diary about her, comparing her to other women. Eventually it will get old and you will move on.

Don't worry, she's flattered that you like her, even though she may not know. She doesn't need to know. Or something. Go for it! (and by "it" I mean admitting to yourself that it was not meant to be. Maybe if you were 22 and she 34... but alas, you are like two dinghies passing each other in the currents of love... watch those shoals! they can be treacherous!)

This is someone who knows what he is talking about.
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« Reply #14146 on: December 24, 2012, 03:25:29 AM »
Read romantic Dragon Ball Z fan fictions. They will kill any lust you will ever feel.
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« Reply #14147 on: December 24, 2012, 05:23:33 AM »
Guys I absolutely love her. She drives me insane. What do I do? I can't stop thinking about her. She's all that's on my mind and I can't take my eyes off of her at Church. I wanna marry her!!! What do I do? If I don't handle this soon then one day I am going to end up doing something really stupid and embarrassing--like hitting on her or blurting out "I love you!!!111" in front of everyone and estranging myself from my Church forever :(

Stop posting every thought or feeling you are uncomfortable with around here for starters.

Realize that infatuation is NBD. Everyone has had it (I hope). If you are worried about the outcome of you while understandable yet misguided desires, you will probably be fine.



Actually, I am enjoying it. This brings me back so many years ago on my first infatuation.

Let's not make this into a marrying the first girlfriend you get though.

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Re: Random Postings
« Reply #14148 on: December 24, 2012, 08:23:18 AM »
So, I was cycling around town at 2:00 AM and was continually mumbling the Jesus prayer and then I heard "Hello, hello" from out of my pocket. It seems I accidently called one of my teachers. I hope my mumbling was soft enough for her not to hear. The phone was in a wool sock so I could be lucky.
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« Reply #14149 on: December 24, 2012, 09:02:35 AM »
So, I was cycling around town at 2:00 AM and was continually mumbling the Jesus prayer and then I heard "Hello, hello" from out of my pocket. It seems I accidently called one of my teachers. I hope my mumbling was soft enough for her not to hear. The phone was in a wool sock so I could be lucky.
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« Reply #14150 on: December 24, 2012, 09:17:36 AM »
So, I was cycling around town at 2:00 AM and was continually mumbling the Jesus prayer and then I heard "Hello, hello" from out of my pocket. It seems I accidently called one of my teachers. I hope my mumbling was soft enough for her not to hear. The phone was in a wool sock so I could be lucky.
Butt dialed?

Yep.
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« Reply #14151 on: December 24, 2012, 03:29:26 PM »
So, I was cycling around town at 2:00 AM and was continually mumbling the Jesus prayer and then I heard "Hello, hello" from out of my pocket. It seems I accidently called one of my teachers. I hope my mumbling was soft enough for her not to hear. The phone was in a wool sock so I could be lucky.

You keep your phone in a wool sock?
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« Reply #14152 on: December 24, 2012, 03:31:32 PM »
So, I was cycling around town at 2:00 AM and was continually mumbling the Jesus prayer and then I heard "Hello, hello" from out of my pocket. It seems I accidently called one of my teachers. I hope my mumbling was soft enough for her not to hear. The phone was in a wool sock so I could be lucky.

You keep your phone in a wool sock?

Well, yes.
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« Reply #14153 on: December 24, 2012, 04:12:54 PM »
Guess who just got a new iPad from some new calendar friends at work...
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« Reply #14154 on: December 24, 2012, 04:29:40 PM »
So, I was cycling around town at 2:00 AM and was continually mumbling the Jesus prayer and then I heard "Hello, hello" from out of my pocket. It seems I accidently called one of my teachers. I hope my mumbling was soft enough for her not to hear. The phone was in a wool sock so I could be lucky.

You keep your phone in a wool sock?

A lot of people do that, though this might not be apparent to somebody who lives in the middle of nowhere.  :P
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« Reply #14155 on: December 24, 2012, 04:38:43 PM »
So, I was cycling around town at 2:00 AM and was continually mumbling the Jesus prayer and then I heard "Hello, hello" from out of my pocket. It seems I accidently called one of my teachers. I hope my mumbling was soft enough for her not to hear. The phone was in a wool sock so I could be lucky.

You keep your phone in a wool sock?

A lot of people do that, though this might not be apparent to somebody who lives in the middle of nowhere.  :P

No, I VISIT the middle of nowhere...never again shall I subject myself to living there.

Anyways, I realized I need a hobby: it is now your (that is, all who read this post) task to suggest hobbies.
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« Reply #14156 on: December 24, 2012, 04:41:31 PM »
Anyways, I realized I need a hobby: it is now your (that is, all who read this post) task to suggest hobbies.

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« Reply #14157 on: December 24, 2012, 05:42:55 PM »
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« Reply #14158 on: December 24, 2012, 05:44:16 PM »
Anyways, I realized I need a hobby: it is now your (that is, all who read this post) task to suggest hobbies.

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« Reply #14159 on: December 24, 2012, 05:48:20 PM »
As long as we are on the topic, is it normal that I at 29 am attracted to guys sometimes up to early 40s?

Are they rich or are they looking for one last fling (with or without Viagra)?

I fell sorry for you all the sudden.

Ah, 29, where has the time gone.

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« Reply #14160 on: December 24, 2012, 05:50:49 PM »
Anyways, I realized I need a hobby: it is now your (that is, all who read this post) task to suggest hobbies.

Create beaver snacks for your community!

I am intrigued.  Tell me more.
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« Reply #14161 on: December 24, 2012, 06:20:22 PM »
As long as we are on the topic, is it normal that I at 29 am attracted to guys sometimes up to early 40s?

Are they rich or are they looking for one last fling (with or without Viagra)?

I fell sorry for you all the sudden.

Ah, 29, where has the time gone.
Down the drain...
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« Reply #14162 on: December 24, 2012, 06:25:36 PM »
So, I was cycling around town at 2:00 AM and was continually mumbling the Jesus prayer and then I heard "Hello, hello" from out of my pocket. It seems I accidently called one of my teachers. I hope my mumbling was soft enough for her not to hear. The phone was in a wool sock so I could be lucky.

You keep your phone in a wool sock?

A lot of people do that, though this might not be apparent to somebody who lives in the middle of nowhere.  :P

No, I VISIT the middle of nowhere...never again shall I subject myself to living there.

Anyways, I realized I need a hobby: it is now your (that is, all who read this post) task to suggest hobbies.
Write comedy, write a blog for money, write a novel, write a research book, perform your standup comedy routines, learn (more?) calculus, learn a language, learn an instrument, learn drumming with household equipment, master the art of the paper airplane, learn French cooking, learn African/Italian/Arab cooking, learn dancing, exercise, watch sports, learn to play sports, study physics, build a wood table, whittle Christmas gifts for next year, build a kitchen stool, paint, watercolor, create a light-flashing magnetic field machine that makes something visible in the environment (knowledge of physics may help), perform scientific experiments on yourself or a colony of bugs, go ice skating, garden...
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« Reply #14163 on: December 24, 2012, 06:58:49 PM »
As long as we are on the topic, is it normal that I at 29 am attracted to guys sometimes up to early 40s?

Are they rich or are they looking for one last fling (with or without Viagra)?

I fell sorry for you all the sudden.

Ah, 29, where has the time gone.
Down the drain...

bah humbug!

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« Reply #14164 on: December 25, 2012, 12:43:29 AM »
Green Day is the greatest Punk band in the world. Know why? Because saying "Green Day is the greatest Punk band in the world." infuriates music snobs, and nothing is more punk than that.
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« Reply #14165 on: December 25, 2012, 12:46:33 AM »
When I hear the word "punk," I tend to think of it in the same sense Clint Eastwood does in his Dirty Harry movies.

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« Reply #14166 on: December 25, 2012, 04:13:49 AM »
Anyways, I realized I need a hobby: it is now your (that is, all who read this post) task to suggest hobbies.

Create beaver snacks for your community!

I am intrigued.  Tell me more.

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« Reply #14167 on: December 25, 2012, 04:15:07 AM »
Green Day is the greatest Punk band in the world. Know why? Because saying "Green Day is the greatest Punk band in the world." infuriates music snobs people who like music, and nothing is more punk than that.

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« Reply #14168 on: December 25, 2012, 06:22:06 AM »
Green Day is the greatest Punk band in the world. Know why? Because saying "Green Day is the greatest Punk band in the world." infuriates music snobs, and nothing is more punk than that.
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« Reply #14169 on: December 25, 2012, 03:52:40 PM »
My mother bought a shake weight for Christmas. My girlfriend said she also wanted one. I tried to explain why it wouldn't do what they thought it would do, but to no avail. *shakes head*

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« Reply #14170 on: December 25, 2012, 06:11:42 PM »
A Chronos Won't Answer My Messages He Says I Am Spam Him What Do You Think?

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« Reply #14171 on: December 25, 2012, 06:15:55 PM »
A Chronos Won't Answer My Messages He Says I Am Spam Him What Do You Think?

That it's highly ironical  ;)
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« Reply #14172 on: December 25, 2012, 06:24:20 PM »

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« Reply #14173 on: December 25, 2012, 06:27:04 PM »
Are you stoned?
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« Reply #14174 on: December 25, 2012, 06:28:10 PM »
^Only on Christian metal dude!