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« Reply #14085 on: December 21, 2012, 09:53:56 PM »

I'm hoping the flu I have goes away, so I'll be well enough to go to church on Sunday and Monday. Smiley

Ugh, the flu stinks, get better soon!
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« Reply #14086 on: December 21, 2012, 10:00:57 PM »

I've got three books--all of which I've enjoyed so far--sitting on my coffee table, and what am I doing? surfing the internet, endlessly refreshing, waisting away the night!  Roll Eyes Undecided Grin
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« Reply #14087 on: December 21, 2012, 11:07:51 PM »

I'm hoping the flu I have goes away, so I'll be well enough to go to church on Sunday and Monday. Smiley

Ugh, the flu stinks, get better soon!

Thank you. Smiley
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« Reply #14088 on: December 21, 2012, 11:15:52 PM »

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« Reply #14089 on: December 22, 2012, 07:27:05 PM »

I have a confession to make. I'm 41, and I wear braces.
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« Reply #14090 on: December 22, 2012, 07:35:46 PM »

I have a confession to make. I'm 41, and I wear braces.

I am 41 and I do not, but I am very lucky.  I am the only one who never needed them.  My mother said it had something to do with being a big mouth.  I think it was an insult. Embarrassed
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« Reply #14091 on: December 22, 2012, 07:37:27 PM »

I have a confession to make. I'm 41, and I wear braces.

I am 41 and I do not, but I am very lucky.  I am the only one who never needed them.  My mother said it had something to do with being a big mouth.  I think it was an insult. Embarrassed
Just think of it as a large resonating oral chamber. Grin
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« Reply #14092 on: December 22, 2012, 11:48:18 PM »

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« Reply #14093 on: December 23, 2012, 05:07:11 AM »

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« Reply #14094 on: December 23, 2012, 05:30:33 AM »

Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...

No.

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« Reply #14095 on: December 23, 2012, 06:06:11 AM »

Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Is she a hostess at Olive Garden?
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« Reply #14096 on: December 23, 2012, 06:18:12 AM »

Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Is she a hostess at Olive Garden?

What the hell? No, she's a 30 year old Greek woman who ironically has a daughter only 2 years younger than me that I am actually not as attracted to.
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« Reply #14097 on: December 23, 2012, 06:29:31 AM »

Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Is she a hostess at Olive Garden?

What the hell? No, she's a 30 year old Greek woman who ironically has a daughter only 2 years younger than me that I am actually not as attracted to.

That's a pity. Olive oil could have come in handy.

To make delicious Greek meals of course
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« Reply #14098 on: December 23, 2012, 07:15:55 AM »

Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Is she a hostess at Olive Garden?

What the hell? No, she's a 30 year old Greek woman who ironically has a daughter only 2 years younger than me that I am actually not as attracted to.
So, she dresses nice and wants to give you food but she doesn't work in a restaurant AND she is old enough to be your mom...

I think it's normal to be attracted to a good woman, but don't get carried away with it.  Oh, and you may want clean up your language.  That's a sure fire way to turn any lady off, even ones young enough for you.
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« Reply #14099 on: December 23, 2012, 08:26:28 AM »

Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Is she a hostess at Olive Garden?

What the hell? No, she's a 30 year old Greek woman who ironically has a daughter only 2 years younger than me that I am actually not as attracted to.
So, she dresses nice and wants to give you food but she doesn't work in a restaurant AND she is old enough to be your mom...

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« Reply #14100 on: December 23, 2012, 10:18:17 AM »

Merry Little Christmas Eve to everybody  Smiley
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« Reply #14101 on: December 23, 2012, 01:06:40 PM »

Merry Little Christmas Eve to everybody  Smiley

Thank you! You, too.  angel
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« Reply #14102 on: December 23, 2012, 01:27:11 PM »



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« Reply #14103 on: December 23, 2012, 01:52:38 PM »

I missed Tootie Fruities. I'm glad I got some yesterday.

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« Reply #14104 on: December 23, 2012, 03:07:23 PM »

Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Have you talked to your mother about this?
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« Reply #14105 on: December 23, 2012, 04:12:45 PM »

I missed Tootie Fruities. I'm glad I got some yesterday.


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« Reply #14106 on: December 23, 2012, 04:29:46 PM »

Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Have you talked to your mother about this?

It's fine James. Ignore the obvious and not clever jokes or any sign for concern.

NBD.

You are just more open with people you probably ought not be about things most people just keep to themselves.
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« Reply #14107 on: December 23, 2012, 04:39:02 PM »

Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...

When I was 21 I was infatuated with a 40 year old woman from New Zealand who had kids and was married to an adulterous pastor and who I'd never met. ... It's normal to be attracted to people. Grin
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« Reply #14108 on: December 23, 2012, 05:33:54 PM »

Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
I have fantasies with the lady who cuts my hair. Something about the way she rubs my head when washing my hair, and gently caressing my hair strands when styling it.

She just became single. Hmm to make a move or not...
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« Reply #14109 on: December 23, 2012, 06:17:42 PM »

Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...

Nah.  I totally have a crush on Roza Shanina.
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« Reply #14110 on: December 23, 2012, 06:34:41 PM »

I have fantasies with the lady who cuts my hair. Something about the way she rubs my head when washing my hair, and gently caressing my hair strands when styling it.

She just became single. Hmm to make a move or not...

Dude, that's totally a signal she's interested. There's one way to make sure: next time you go, compliment her on her technique. If she thanks you or otherwise responds well that means she's way into you, because if she's not into you and you complimented her like that she'd say something like "Wait, I don't want to mislead you, I don't want you to be my baby daddy." Go for it!
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« Reply #14111 on: December 23, 2012, 06:57:01 PM »

I have fantasies with the lady who cuts my hair. Something about the way she rubs my head when washing my hair, and gently caressing my hair strands when styling it.

She just became single. Hmm to make a move or not...

Dude, that's totally a signal she's interested. There's one way to make sure: next time you go, compliment her on her technique. If she thanks you or otherwise responds well that means she's way into you, because if she's not into you and you complimented her like that she'd say something like "Wait, I don't want to mislead you, I don't want you to be my baby daddy." Go for it!

That, or she gives him a terrible hair cut. Cheesy
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« Reply #14112 on: December 23, 2012, 07:08:19 PM »

Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Have you talked to your mother about this?

No, that would be weird. Why would I do that? "Hey mom, I'm attracted to this nice Greek lady who's your age because she's pretty, gives me food and is nice to me, is it normal? I have fantasies about marrying her?"

Peter, you are a wise elderly man, give me your insight.
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« Reply #14113 on: December 23, 2012, 07:09:41 PM »

Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
I have fantasies with the lady who cuts my hair. Something about the way she rubs my head when washing my hair, and gently caressing my hair strands when styling it.

She just became single. Hmm to make a move or not...

Do it. Do it!!! Maybe older women are better after all.
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« Reply #14114 on: December 23, 2012, 07:28:19 PM »

Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Have you talked to your mother about this?

No, that would be weird. Why would I do that? "Hey mom, I'm attracted to this nice Greek lady who's your age because she's pretty, gives me food and is nice to me, is it normal? I have fantasies about marrying her?"

Peter, you are a wise elderly man, give me your insight.
I'm not wise, and I'm definitely not elderly. LOL! laugh I have been around the block enough times, though, to know that there are just some things that are better discussed with your parents, your psychologist, or your priest than with anonymous yahoos on an Internet discussion board.
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« Reply #14115 on: December 23, 2012, 11:17:16 PM »

Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Is she a hostess at Olive Garden?

What the hell? No, she's a 30 year old Greek woman who ironically has a daughter only 2 years younger than me that I am actually not as attracted to.
So, she dresses nice and wants to give you food but she doesn't work in a restaurant AND she is old enough to be your mom...

I think it's normal to be attracted to a good woman, but don't get carried away with it.  Oh, and you may want clean up your language.  That's a sure fire way to turn any lady off, even ones young enough for you.
James is into women, but I'm not sure he wants a lady.  Cool And being of similar tongue to James, I think I've resigned myself to never getting anyone especially ladylike. I can't see myself in a serious relationship with someone I wouldn't feel comfortable cussing around.
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« Reply #14116 on: December 23, 2012, 11:32:36 PM »

Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Is she a hostess at Olive Garden?

What the hell? No, she's a 30 year old Greek woman who ironically has a daughter only 2 years younger than me that I am actually not as attracted to.

30 year old woman with 14 year old daughter.  I think the mother wants you to go out with her daughter.  The mother believes that you are a better person than her daughter's father.  You should ask where is the father of her daughter and ask about the relationship between the mother and her own father.  Chances are that you'll find some dysfunction between the mother and her own father and more dysfunction between the daughter and her father.  You don't want to be an idealized version of someone else.
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« Reply #14117 on: December 23, 2012, 11:46:03 PM »

Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Is she a hostess at Olive Garden?

What the hell? No, she's a 30 year old Greek woman who ironically has a daughter only 2 years younger than me that I am actually not as attracted to.

30 year old woman with 14 year old daughter.  I think the mother wants you to go out with her daughter.  The mother believes that you are a better person than her daughter's father.  You should ask where is the father of her daughter and ask about the relationship between the mother and her own father.  Chances are that you'll find some dysfunction between the mother and her own father and more dysfunction between the daughter and her father.  You don't want to be an idealized version of someone else.
James is 16 and full of hormones. What do those hormones know?
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« Reply #14118 on: December 23, 2012, 11:53:10 PM »

Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Is she a hostess at Olive Garden?

What the hell? No, she's a 30 year old Greek woman who ironically has a daughter only 2 years younger than me that I am actually not as attracted to.

30 year old woman with 14 year old daughter.  I think the mother wants you to go out with her daughter.  The mother believes that you are a better person than her daughter's father.  You should ask where is the father of her daughter and ask about the relationship between the mother and her own father.  Chances are that you'll find some dysfunction between the mother and her own father and more dysfunction between the daughter and her father.  You don't want to be an idealized version of someone else.
James is 16 and full of hormones. What do those hormones know?

He has to learn his own lessons in life.  If he wants to be someone's idealized daddy, he should go for it.
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« Reply #14119 on: December 23, 2012, 11:55:33 PM »

So does that mean I get both her and her daughter?

And for the record, let's just face it. If I can't find a woman who's comfortable with me using excessive profanity then I will never be fully comfortable and at ease around her.
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« Reply #14120 on: December 24, 2012, 12:00:27 AM »

So does that mean I get both her and her daughter?

And for the record, let's just face it. If I can't find a woman who's comfortable with me using excessive profanity then I will never be fully comfortable and at ease around her.

You've never been to a Greek diner.  You would feel so at home with the profanity in Greek, broken English and Spanish.

And you would feel at home with both mother and daughter until both put their foot down and tell you to stop cussing.
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« Reply #14121 on: December 24, 2012, 12:03:13 AM »

So does that mean I get both her and her daughter?
Isn't that a violation of some Old Testament law? Wink
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« Reply #14122 on: December 24, 2012, 12:31:42 AM »

So is it true that Greek women are the most insane, angriest, naggiest overbearing bossy women to ever walk the face of the planet?--the epitome of evil--the type of woman who would literally contemplate killing me in my sleep if I told her that that dress did in fact make her behind look big?
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« Reply #14123 on: December 24, 2012, 12:39:18 AM »

So does that mean I get both her and her daughter?

And for the record, let's just face it. If I can't find a woman who's comfortable with me using excessive profanity then I will never be fully comfortable and at ease around her.
It’s called discipline.  Develop a little; it will help you in many ways.  A man who is unable to control his tongue is a man unable to control a lot of things.
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« Reply #14124 on: December 24, 2012, 12:40:39 AM »

So is it true that Greek women are the most insane, angriest, naggiest overbearing bossy women to ever walk the face of the planet?--the epitome of evil--the type of woman who would literally contemplate killing me in my sleep if I told her that that dress did in fact make her behind look big?

That would be Puerto Rican women. laugh
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« Reply #14125 on: December 24, 2012, 12:54:14 AM »

So is it true that Greek women are the most insane, angriest, naggiest overbearing bossy women to ever walk the face of the planet?--the epitome of evil--the type of woman who would literally contemplate killing me in my sleep if I told her that that dress did in fact make her behind look big?

That would be Puerto Rican women. laugh

Ehhh not necessarily. A Puerto Rican woman would take a large behind as a compliment
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« Reply #14126 on: December 24, 2012, 01:57:49 AM »

I challenge you, any of you, to Google the word "askew".
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« Reply #14127 on: December 24, 2012, 02:06:31 AM »

So is it true that Greek women are the most insane, angriest, naggiest overbearing bossy women to ever walk the face of the planet?--the epitome of evil--the type of woman who would literally contemplate killing me in my sleep if I told her that that dress did in fact make her behind look big?

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« Reply #14128 on: December 24, 2012, 02:07:32 AM »

I challenge you, any of you, to Google the word "askew".

hahaha, that is amazing
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« Reply #14129 on: December 24, 2012, 02:14:13 AM »

Guys I absolutely love her. She drives me insane. What do I do? I can't stop thinking about her. She's all that's on my mind and I can't take my eyes off of her at Church. I wanna marry her!!! What do I do? If I don't handle this soon then one day I am going to end up doing something really stupid and embarrassing--like hitting on her or blurting out "I love you!!!111" in front of everyone and estranging myself from my Church forever Sad
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